Zero: Returning to ZeroSpace
Word Vomit:
So anyways I was doing my daily walk/run down the flight-line today when all of a sudden a random thought struck me:
Why, oh why, do fat girls love Tori Amos?
Daedal:
Random:
Hehehehehe!
A New Fad
Old but still funny
Don't forget to leave flowers! Heh.
Noise:
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
Nine Inch Nails - Sanctified
Velvet Acid Christ - Timeless Visions
Garbage - #1 Crush (gothtastic mix)
Anastasia - Once Upon a December
Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World
Switchblade Symphony - Ride
VNV Nation - Standing
Maya Hyena - Stark
Mesh - Confined
Velvet Acid Christ - Dilaudid (Postponed)
Mesh - Something Wrong
Lacuna Coil - Cold Heritage
Madonna - Bad Girl
The Rolling Stones - Paint it Black
Dresdon Dolls - Half-Jack
Wolfsheim - Once in a Lifetime
Veruca Salt - Earthcrosser
Tapping the Vein - Bleed
Tapping the Vein - Butterfly
Benny Goodman - Sing Sing Sing
Beethoven - Funeral March
Aurora - In a Minute
Beach Boys - I Get Around (jaime's song) >:-P
Die Form - Cantique 1
LUXT - Innocence Lost
LUXT - Vulgar Monkey Love
Die Form - Neurolepsia
Duran Duran - Come Undone
John Lennon - Imagine
VNV Nation - Darkangel
John 5 - Dead Man's Dream
Marilyn Manson - The Last Day on Earth
Stabbing Westward - Waking Up Beside You (forgotten remix)
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"...He's not Satan... He just goes down to the corner and picks up Satan's cigarettes..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the Hydra
Word Vomit:
So anyways I was doing my daily walk/run down the flight-line today when all of a sudden a random thought struck me:
Why, oh why, do fat girls love Tori Amos?
Daedal:
Random:
Hehehehehe!
A New Fad
Old but still funny
Don't forget to leave flowers! Heh.
Noise:
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have
Nine Inch Nails - Sanctified
Velvet Acid Christ - Timeless Visions
Garbage - #1 Crush (gothtastic mix)
Anastasia - Once Upon a December
Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World
Switchblade Symphony - Ride
VNV Nation - Standing
Maya Hyena - Stark
Mesh - Confined
Velvet Acid Christ - Dilaudid (Postponed)
Mesh - Something Wrong
Lacuna Coil - Cold Heritage
Madonna - Bad Girl
The Rolling Stones - Paint it Black
Dresdon Dolls - Half-Jack
Wolfsheim - Once in a Lifetime
Veruca Salt - Earthcrosser
Tapping the Vein - Bleed
Tapping the Vein - Butterfly
Benny Goodman - Sing Sing Sing
Beethoven - Funeral March
Aurora - In a Minute
Beach Boys - I Get Around (jaime's song) >:-P
Die Form - Cantique 1
LUXT - Innocence Lost
LUXT - Vulgar Monkey Love
Die Form - Neurolepsia
Duran Duran - Come Undone
John Lennon - Imagine
VNV Nation - Darkangel
John 5 - Dead Man's Dream
Marilyn Manson - The Last Day on Earth
Stabbing Westward - Waking Up Beside You (forgotten remix)
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"...He's not Satan... He just goes down to the corner and picks up Satan's cigarettes..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the Hydra
El Feo Kern: today... i ate a Kiwi
no, this is not the beginning of some "I met a New Zealander woman and practiced my cunnilingual skills on her" type of story.
This is a statement of profound importance to me relating directly to a poor, innocent, and "laid to rest" Kiwi fruit.
At our site, nothing foodwise is "fresh"... especially fruits and veggies (if we even get them).
but today, on a normally dull and face clawing trip to our "local" Marine base, they had fresh kiwis... oh tee hee... it was wondrous.
that little fury brown and green bastard didnt stand a chance... i would have devoured it whole if i did want it to last just a little... bit... longer.
so i cut it in two... oh tickle me pretty
it was splended.
seriously - it was really good...
ok, i'm done.
no, this is not the beginning of some "I met a New Zealander woman and practiced my cunnilingual skills on her" type of story.
This is a statement of profound importance to me relating directly to a poor, innocent, and "laid to rest" Kiwi fruit.
At our site, nothing foodwise is "fresh"... especially fruits and veggies (if we even get them).
but today, on a normally dull and face clawing trip to our "local" Marine base, they had fresh kiwis... oh tee hee... it was wondrous.
that little fury brown and green bastard didnt stand a chance... i would have devoured it whole if i did want it to last just a little... bit... longer.
so i cut it in two... oh tickle me pretty
it was splended.
seriously - it was really good...
ok, i'm done.
Zero: Dasvedanya
I would say that it sucks to see you go... but if anything I guess I'm more happy that you get to leave before we do. Go figure, you've been out here longer than any of us. If you stay any longer you might turn into a haji or something. Heh. Well hey, have a safe trip back to the world and take care.
We'll see you in Meh-heek-O!
Oh, and one more thing...
...Remember this? Good 'ole 550 chord! Ah, good times...
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"...My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, holding down what's left of the fort
I would say that it sucks to see you go... but if anything I guess I'm more happy that you get to leave before we do. Go figure, you've been out here longer than any of us. If you stay any longer you might turn into a haji or something. Heh. Well hey, have a safe trip back to the world and take care.
We'll see you in Meh-heek-O!
Oh, and one more thing...
...Remember this? Good 'ole 550 chord! Ah, good times...
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"...My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, holding down what's left of the fort
El Feo Kern: Adios
Be see'n ya state-side foo...
NegativePwr signed off at 4:41:13 PM
of course, now im forced to think about the fact that i havent
actually "seen" Jason for almost 5 months nor Gerry for over 13 months...
yet we're all coworkers on the same job... well up until a few minutes ago.
what a fuckin trip.
Be see'n ya state-side foo...
NegativePwr signed off at 4:41:13 PM
of course, now im forced to think about the fact that i havent
actually "seen" Jason for almost 5 months nor Gerry for over 13 months...
yet we're all coworkers on the same job... well up until a few minutes ago.
what a fuckin trip.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: That Last Day
Well, Here we are....1 year, 3 months and 30 Days later. I am finished on this project. Tonight I will be handing my laptop, cell phone, tools and comms gear into property for re-issue to some other poor bastard that is embarking on his journey. Is this the end however of my spree in Iraq? Who knows....I could find my self back out here again trompin through the sand in the near future. However for now....I am going home and I am not coming back to this project for sure. I was asking my self the other day....Was it worth it? My answer is Yes... The things I have learned and experianced are invaluable. I have gone from 1 extreme to the other. Great times on vacations all over the world to being shot at while driving through downtown Baghdad to being knocked unconcious and almost killed by a rocket in Falluja. My personal life has suffered most of all I think through it all. I lost someone I love very much. Friends have drifted away. So after all this why you ask I say it was worth it. Because all of these experiances ultimately help enrich my life. I have gained a greater appreciation for many BIG things and little things.
In closing...I look forward to the time with my friends and family when I get home. Kern and Gerry we have been through ALOT of shit out here. Most of it by our selves and some of it together. We have alot to talk about when we get to Mexico.
Signing Off from Baghdad Iraq...........
Well, Here we are....1 year, 3 months and 30 Days later. I am finished on this project. Tonight I will be handing my laptop, cell phone, tools and comms gear into property for re-issue to some other poor bastard that is embarking on his journey. Is this the end however of my spree in Iraq? Who knows....I could find my self back out here again trompin through the sand in the near future. However for now....I am going home and I am not coming back to this project for sure. I was asking my self the other day....Was it worth it? My answer is Yes... The things I have learned and experianced are invaluable. I have gone from 1 extreme to the other. Great times on vacations all over the world to being shot at while driving through downtown Baghdad to being knocked unconcious and almost killed by a rocket in Falluja. My personal life has suffered most of all I think through it all. I lost someone I love very much. Friends have drifted away. So after all this why you ask I say it was worth it. Because all of these experiances ultimately help enrich my life. I have gained a greater appreciation for many BIG things and little things.
In closing...I look forward to the time with my friends and family when I get home. Kern and Gerry we have been through ALOT of shit out here. Most of it by our selves and some of it together. We have alot to talk about when we get to Mexico.
Signing Off from Baghdad Iraq...........
Zero: ZeroSpace...
O_O ...interesting, Bob. I can't wait to see where this is heading.
On another note....
Chaos:
Discord:
Still alive and kicking with Zombie amongst other things
Good Stuff
A New Look
Looks Cute
Dissent:
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Apoptygma Berserk - Kathy's Song (the enchanted whore mix)
Marilyn Manson - Dried up, Tied up, and Dead to the World
Electric Hellfire Club - Psychedelic Sacrifice (say you love satan mix)
Nocturne - Whore (Dope remix) *their redesigned website looks much better IMO.
Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore
Front 242 - Welcome to Paradise
Delirium - Silence
Collide - Like You Want to Believe
Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox
Die Form - Rain of Blood
LUXT - User
Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
Gary Numan - Dark
Mono - Life in Mono
Flesh Field - The Plague
Jack Off Jill - Rabbiteen
Marilyn Manson - Angel With the Scabbed Wings
Juno Reactor - (g)od is (g)od
Juno Reactor - Fallen Angel
Velvet Acid Christ - Hail to Dead Souls
Nocturne - Submission
Mesh - Despised
Gravity Kills - Guilty (juno reactor mix)
Wumpscut - Wreath of Barbs
Ohgr - Water
Bond - Big Love Adagio
Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem
Poe - Trigger Happy Jack
Zoe Poledouris - Into It
Wormhole - Great Big White World-(g)odeat(g)od-Apple of Sodom
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Soviet National Choir - Hymn of the Soviet Union
Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine (yes, sir, mr sir mix)
Rasputina - Tourniquet
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult - Daisy Chain for Satan
Amphibious Assault - Searchlight
Chris Vrenna - Flying on the Wings of Steam (American McGee's Alice remix)
Switchblade Symphony - Clown (transmutator vs razed in black mix)
Switchblade Symphony - Chain
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant's Song
My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult - The Days of Swine and Roses
Marilyn Manson - Anti-Christ Superstar (live)
Type O Negative - Love You to Death
Rasputina - Bad Moon Rising
Anita Kelsey - Sway
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
...
Kidney Thieves - ZeroSpace
Cuckoo Cola Song
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"...Hey! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in the middle and staying in place
O_O ...interesting, Bob. I can't wait to see where this is heading.
On another note....
Chaos:
Discord:
Still alive and kicking with Zombie amongst other things
Good Stuff
A New Look
Looks Cute
Dissent:
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Apoptygma Berserk - Kathy's Song (the enchanted whore mix)
Marilyn Manson - Dried up, Tied up, and Dead to the World
Electric Hellfire Club - Psychedelic Sacrifice (say you love satan mix)
Nocturne - Whore (Dope remix) *their redesigned website looks much better IMO.
Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore
Front 242 - Welcome to Paradise
Delirium - Silence
Collide - Like You Want to Believe
Marilyn Manson - Lunchbox
Die Form - Rain of Blood
LUXT - User
Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
Gary Numan - Dark
Mono - Life in Mono
Flesh Field - The Plague
Jack Off Jill - Rabbiteen
Marilyn Manson - Angel With the Scabbed Wings
Juno Reactor - (g)od is (g)od
Juno Reactor - Fallen Angel
Velvet Acid Christ - Hail to Dead Souls
Nocturne - Submission
Mesh - Despised
Gravity Kills - Guilty (juno reactor mix)
Wumpscut - Wreath of Barbs
Ohgr - Water
Bond - Big Love Adagio
Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem
Poe - Trigger Happy Jack
Zoe Poledouris - Into It
Wormhole - Great Big White World-(g)odeat(g)od-Apple of Sodom
Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Soviet National Choir - Hymn of the Soviet Union
Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine (yes, sir, mr sir mix)
Rasputina - Tourniquet
The Beatles - Helter Skelter
My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult - Daisy Chain for Satan
Amphibious Assault - Searchlight
Chris Vrenna - Flying on the Wings of Steam (American McGee's Alice remix)
Switchblade Symphony - Clown (transmutator vs razed in black mix)
Switchblade Symphony - Chain
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant's Song
My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult - The Days of Swine and Roses
Marilyn Manson - Anti-Christ Superstar (live)
Type O Negative - Love You to Death
Rasputina - Bad Moon Rising
Anita Kelsey - Sway
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (jagged scar mix)
...
Kidney Thieves - ZeroSpace
Cuckoo Cola Song
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"...Hey! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand...!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in the middle and staying in place
me: AK-47s For everybody
Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
Still here cant find bullets yet.
I'll burn a small child for ya Kern.
Any updates about times for a Cancun Part 2: Omars Revenge
Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
Still here cant find bullets yet.
I'll burn a small child for ya Kern.
Any updates about times for a Cancun Part 2: Omars Revenge
El Feo Kern: Look at me! I'm an attention whore!
On the first attempt i got:
1. Chris Klein
pffft...
2. Liam Neesonam
Do i really look
THAT creepy?
3. Andy Garcia
Nooow we're talkin!
fuck Clooney!
Then, just for kicks, i used a picture with my hair down...
prepare yourselves to receive the Bad Medicine.
1. CONAN O'FUCKING BRIEN!?!?
Totally Awesome! but totally CRAP!
my dick looks more like conan o'brien (seriously)
2. Clint Eastwood
I'm not quite sure why this is depressing,
but it is.
3. Anthony Hopkins
yet another "wtf?!"...
but it's a "wtf?!" i'm willing to take.
Overall, i think it's crap.
*just to be clear: It's = the matches, not the site
good link k[01e]
On the first attempt i got:
1. Chris Klein
pffft...
2. Liam Neesonam
Do i really look
THAT creepy?
3. Andy Garcia
Nooow we're talkin!
fuck Clooney!
Then, just for kicks, i used a picture with my hair down...
prepare yourselves to receive the Bad Medicine.
1. CONAN O'FUCKING BRIEN!?!?
Totally Awesome! but totally CRAP!
my dick looks more like conan o'brien (seriously)
2. Clint Eastwood
I'm not quite sure why this is depressing,
but it is.
3. Anthony Hopkins
yet another "wtf?!"...
but it's a "wtf?!" i'm willing to take.
Overall, i think it's crap.
*just to be clear: It's = the matches, not the site
good link k[01e]
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Dubai
I am back from my trip. It was AWESOME as usual.
That is all to report for now
Now back to your regular programming!
I am back from my trip. It was AWESOME as usual.
That is all to report for now
Now back to your regular programming!
El Feo Kern: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE - MAKE YOUR TIME!
(anyone that reads this blog is probably already aware
of the following, but just in case you're not...)
I have, through a very scientific process of elimination, become
the recipient of two (2) tickets to the Nine Inch Nails concert 10/17,
and while due to my gross weight most scales would disagree, there
is only one (1) of me.
you do the math, short story shorter…
i got one extra ticket.
So, If you know of someone (or if that someone is you) would like to
join me and my merry morbid marching band of manic men (and women)
to said NIN concert, please reply to this post for consideration in receiving
this FREE GIFT!
(plus shipping and handling, all restrictions apply, price does not include taxes, no refunds, exchanges or squirrels)
(anyone that reads this blog is probably already aware
of the following, but just in case you're not...)
I have, through a very scientific process of elimination, become
the recipient of two (2) tickets to the Nine Inch Nails concert 10/17,
and while due to my gross weight most scales would disagree, there
is only one (1) of me.
you do the math, short story shorter…
i got one extra ticket.
So, If you know of someone (or if that someone is you) would like to
join me and my merry morbid marching band of manic men (and women)
to said NIN concert, please reply to this post for consideration in receiving
this FREE GIFT!
(plus shipping and handling, all restrictions apply, price does not include taxes, no refunds, exchanges or squirrels)
El Feo Kern: little, yellow, different, humble?
and remember...
| Spiteful Loner You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant. |
| You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Televangelist. |
^----- didnt feel like jackin with the code -----^
so there you have it... take Gerry's score, make it 14% Extroverted (as opposed to 42% introverted) with a touch less arrogance and you got me... the Spiteful Loner.
meh - looks to be about as accurate as a horoscope...
Zero: Hmmm...
An interesting test me thinks. Thanks, Key
Oh yeah, and Blogger FUCKING SUX when it comes to html. They need to fix it or move over for something better.
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...A velvet pill...erotic chill... a jagged scar... a red mark, a blue spark... a red mark. Last...
...remark."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, godlike
An interesting test me thinks. Thanks, Key
Oh yeah, and Blogger FUCKING SUX when it comes to html. They need to fix it or move over for something better.
| Sociopath You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. |
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
|
| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid |
"...A velvet pill...erotic chill... a jagged scar... a red mark, a blue spark... a red mark. Last...
...remark."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, godlike
Zero: "...I am the silencing machine..."
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...and I control you..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the addict kill-master
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...and I control you..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the addict kill-master
El Feo Kern: "...i am the truth from which you run..."
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start
Zero: "...I am the bullet in the gun..."
Cлава к Oтечеству,
...up, up, down, down, l1, r1, l2, r1, l3, r3...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-social
Cлава к Oтечеству,
...up, up, down, down, l1, r1, l2, r1, l3, r3...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-social
El Feo Kern: OMAR!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Kern begins to pray to the Rum gods
(and all other alcohol related deities)
pleading for them to spare Omar's life*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Kern begins to pray to the Rum gods
(and all other alcohol related deities)
pleading for them to spare Omar's life*
El Feo Kern: BWAHAHAHAHAH
that is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
*sniff* brings a tear to my eye... as it swings around my bloody skull.
where did you find that?!
that is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
*sniff* brings a tear to my eye... as it swings around my bloody skull.
where did you find that?!
Zero: "...I Have Returned..." Pt. II
It's been almost a full year since I stopped playing online games...
...
...but to all you online fraggers...
...beware...
!!!Attention to all you fraggers out there in cyberspace!!!
!!!The infidel has returned to the fold!!!
ZeroFunction is back and taking Planet Unreal by storm.
Look for me online if you dare!
UT2K4, the greatest online fps in the world!!!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...The only reason why you're still alive is because someone decided to let you live..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the "wicked sick!" and "holy shit!"
It's been almost a full year since I stopped playing online games...
...
...but to all you online fraggers...
...beware...
!!!Attention to all you fraggers out there in cyberspace!!!
!!!The infidel has returned to the fold!!!
ZeroFunction is back and taking Planet Unreal by storm.
Look for me online if you dare!
UT2K4, the greatest online fps in the world!!!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...The only reason why you're still alive is because someone decided to let you live..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the "wicked sick!" and "holy shit!"
El Feo Kern: ok... stop the boat!
Gerry and I are going to die in prison... in pools of our own blood.
Adam is gonna get eaten by maggots (that are in no way related to the maggots in my brain)
and Ashley is going to die at the hands of a stalker
... all these i can see
but these PERCENTAGES!!
WHAT CRAP!
A sub 45% chance of Gerry and I going to hell?
Adam the sloth?
Ashley the angel?
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
INCONCEIVABLE!
I wanna refund!
I wanna muthafuckin chilito!
Gerry and I are going to die in prison... in pools of our own blood.
Adam is gonna get eaten by maggots (that are in no way related to the maggots in my brain)
and Ashley is going to die at the hands of a stalker
... all these i can see
but these PERCENTAGES!!
WHAT CRAP!
A sub 45% chance of Gerry and I going to hell?
Adam the sloth?
Ashley the angel?
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
INCONCEIVABLE!
I wanna refund!
I wanna muthafuckin chilito!
El Feo Kern: hrm...
Gerry has a 3% greater chance
of going to hell than me?
pfft... this thing is rigged.
I LOVE the summary though
Bob is the man!
Gerry has a 3% greater chance
of going to hell than me?
pfft... this thing is rigged.
I LOVE the summary though
Your Deadly Sins |
| Wrath: 80% |
| Pride: 60% |
| Greed: 40% |
| Lust: 40% |
| Envy: 20% |
| Gluttony: 20% |
| Sloth: 20% |
| Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40% |
| You will die in prison, in a puddle of your own blood. |
Bob is the man!
Zero: Heheheheheheh
How Sinful Are You?
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"...It's like fucking jesus (c)hrist took a SHIT and it landed right here; so you can be happy all you fucking want..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the unrepentant
How Sinful Are You?
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"...It's like fucking jesus (c)hrist took a SHIT and it landed right here; so you can be happy all you fucking want..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the unrepentant
El Feo Kern: 's final moments
I've taken your fat ass to the ground... now i am going to
EAT YOUR SOUL!
*shudder*
I've taken your fat ass to the ground... now i am going to
EAT YOUR SOUL!
*shudder*
El Feo Kern: JUMPIN BABY JESUS ON A STICK!
PLEASE... for the love of [anything important to you]
tell me THIS isnt real!!!
PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEEAAAAASSSEE
PLEASE... for the love of [anything important to you]
tell me THIS isnt real!!!
PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEEAAAAASSSEE
El Feo Kern: ?!
VERY... SLOWLY...
you will need standard police issue Hoof cuffs if you're going to attempt this on your own.
Nigeria actually pioneered the art of Hoof-cuff-fu back in 1834 after a herd of wild cows attempted to overthrow important figures throughout their lands.
It was a very difficult and bloody time for Nigeria as a whole... no one felt safe urinating in public...
so sad.
Kern: HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT?!
OneOfKernsVoices: that sir, was a post... that just fell out of your ass.
Kern: ... what are you trying to say?
VERY... SLOWLY...
you will need standard police issue Hoof cuffs if you're going to attempt this on your own.
Nigeria actually pioneered the art of Hoof-cuff-fu back in 1834 after a herd of wild cows attempted to overthrow important figures throughout their lands.
It was a very difficult and bloody time for Nigeria as a whole... no one felt safe urinating in public...
so sad.
Kern: HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT?!
OneOfKernsVoices: that sir, was a post... that just fell out of your ass.
Kern: ... what are you trying to say?
El Feo Kern: whoa... lotsa slack today
oh man... that was good one.
the life of a gamer.
like cave dwelling trolls we be...
HOLY CRAP! this one is good too
ok ok ... im done
sorry, no 1337 secret message this time.
oh man... that was good one.
the life of a gamer.
like cave dwelling trolls we be...
HOLY CRAP! this one is good too
ok ok ... im done
sorry, no 1337 secret message this time.
El Feo Kern: Space and ... farm animals?
Holy crap... 10 minutes of surfing Fark and i'm
already on an emotional rollercoaster of awe!
NASA is teh Coolest!!1!
Computer, publish post... damn it...
Killer Kows and their impact on urinating bus drivers.
in mother russia the cows eat YOU!
in other news, i have maggots... in my brain
Holy crap... 10 minutes of surfing Fark and i'm
already on an emotional rollercoaster of awe!
NASA is teh Coolest!!1!
Computer, publish post... damn it...
Killer Kows and their impact on urinating bus drivers.
in mother russia the cows eat YOU!
in other news, i have maggots... in my brain
El Feo Kern: Bah
my seat-gripping tale is soooo much cooler than your "Facts" and "helpful info"
I know her dad's gonna be like
"Screw those rugs... i mean look what Kern went through in Fallajinah.
Those things could get someone KILLED! and the blood stains - GEEZ!
They're practically worthless from the time they leave the dung shack!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE EXCHANGE RATE FOR DIRKA DIRKA ANYWAY?!?! WTF, OVER!!!!"
That's totally how it would happen man... totally.
*disclaimer - i am in no way suggesting Ashley's father would ever use the word "GEEZ" in a sentence... i apologize in advance for any upset i may have caused
I now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing.
Do they make pills that fix shit like this?! *sigh*
my seat-gripping tale is soooo much cooler than your "Facts" and "helpful info"
I know her dad's gonna be like
"Screw those rugs... i mean look what Kern went through in Fallajinah.
Those things could get someone KILLED! and the blood stains - GEEZ!
They're practically worthless from the time they leave the dung shack!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE EXCHANGE RATE FOR DIRKA DIRKA ANYWAY?!?! WTF, OVER!!!!"
That's totally how it would happen man... totally.
*disclaimer - i am in no way suggesting Ashley's father would ever use the word "GEEZ" in a sentence... i apologize in advance for any upset i may have caused
I now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing.
Do they make pills that fix shit like this?! *sigh*
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: RE: Rugs
Ashley,
I bought a Hand made pure silk Persian rug for my mom when I was last in Dubai. I got the rug at about 1/3 the price it would have cost in the US. I will be going to Dubai for 4 days on Monday and I can check out the prices for you. I will post them while I am there for you.
Ashley,
I bought a Hand made pure silk Persian rug for my mom when I was last in Dubai. I got the rug at about 1/3 the price it would have cost in the US. I will be going to Dubai for 4 days on Monday and I can check out the prices for you. I will post them while I am there for you.
El Feo Kern: Re: Bloody Rugs
::heavy breathing:: (in the "out of breath" sense you sicko)
... OK!... THE PRICE... OF THE QUMS IS... "DIRKA DIRKA!"
AND THE TABRIZ ARE... "MOHAMMED JIHAD!"
I WOULDNT... RECOMMEND ANY OF THE ...*weeeez*... OF THE ONES THEY'RE SELLING IN FALLUJAH THOUGH...
THEY "WERE" IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION... WHEN I GOT THERE...
BUT NOW... *gasp*... THEY'RE ALL COVERED IN FLESHY BITS AND BULLET HOLES!
I'M NO EXPERT... BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT LOWERS THE VALUE SIGNIFICANTLY...
so how would you describe yourself to all the ladies out there:
JACK. ASS.
::heavy breathing:: (in the "out of breath" sense you sicko)
... OK!... THE PRICE... OF THE QUMS IS... "DIRKA DIRKA!"
AND THE TABRIZ ARE... "MOHAMMED JIHAD!"
I WOULDNT... RECOMMEND ANY OF THE ...*weeeez*... OF THE ONES THEY'RE SELLING IN FALLUJAH THOUGH...
THEY "WERE" IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION... WHEN I GOT THERE...
BUT NOW... *gasp*... THEY'RE ALL COVERED IN FLESHY BITS AND BULLET HOLES!
I'M NO EXPERT... BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT LOWERS THE VALUE SIGNIFICANTLY...
so how would you describe yourself to all the ladies out there:
JACK. ASS.
El Feo Kern: Re: Rugs
hrm... not sure on that one.
after lunch, I'll walk over to the market in fallujah and ask em.
::softly sings the theme to Team America::
Mental note: Ashley IS all the white women!
very interesting. this demands more research...
hrm... not sure on that one.
after lunch, I'll walk over to the market in fallujah and ask em.
::softly sings the theme to Team America::
Mental note: Ashley IS all the white women!
very interesting. this demands more research...
El Feo Kern: zee quote of zee day
"Daisy tumbled short of his dreams, not through her own fault, but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion... No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart. "
~ The Great Gatsby ~
So true... so painfully fucking true.
where are all the white women at?!
"Daisy tumbled short of his dreams, not through her own fault, but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion... No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart. "
~ The Great Gatsby ~
So true... so painfully fucking true.
where are all the white women at?!
Zero: Re:
Dude.... You're absolutely right. LOL
I totally didn't even realize it was the 4th when I put up that post.
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"...people climbing up the walls... breaking all of my wretched dolls.... fingernails they scratch outside... in the attic is where I'll hide. I won't let them in..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the little red (and black) bastard
Dude.... You're absolutely right. LOL
I totally didn't even realize it was the 4th when I put up that post.
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"...people climbing up the walls... breaking all of my wretched dolls.... fingernails they scratch outside... in the attic is where I'll hide. I won't let them in..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the little red (and black) bastard
Zero: Boredom? Maybe...
The Greatest Song Ever... The Hymn of the Soviet Union. 'Proof that music can move hearts and minds and stir a sense of pride and love. It almost makes me a communist idealist... ALMOST. I'm not a communist though... let's just get that part straight, heh.
I just honor the ideals and hold them in a high philosophical regard. It is the perfect song. It is truly a song to be sung in times of joy or in times of extreme sorrow. The pride it instills is universal. It is more than a simple song, more than just another national hymn. It is pure emotions of pride and communal love in the tangible form of music. The fact that there are official multi-language versions is a testament to its universal power. I love the bravado. The Soviet bravado. A nation built around its people and collective ideas that holds the individual citizen high above all for it represents them all.
Sure, it's only the IDEA (b/c we all know that's not how it really happened... not at all). Human instincts and primal nature win out over ideals everytime I guess... I am no different. While my mind may be enthralled by Soviet and communist ideals, my heart and soul are of capitalist nature. An aristocratic and capitalist nature. I would have made a lousy communist. It's only a romantic dream. Nothing more. Better government is a goal... World peace is a dream. The dreams are more appealing but the goal is the reality. I believe that dreams can make up an individual's personality and can influence their outlook on life... even their goals. But goals and what someone actually accomplishes make a person what he is. And in this world that's what matters. Everything else is secondary... everything else are details. We are measured and judged by what we do, not by what we want to do. Human instincts and primal nature win out over ideals everytime. Personal greed and pride destroyed the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Their physical human nature could not keep up with their dreams. The two were not compatible. It destroyed the whole; the nation and its people. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is dead. The Soviet Union only exists in our minds and in the deep recesses of our hearts.
Who would have thought that Orwell's Animal Farm was right on the money? Very Sad... very sad indeed.
RIP
Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics
1917-1992
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"...the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and man to pig... but already it was impossible to say which was which..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, running but not getting anywhere
The Greatest Song Ever... The Hymn of the Soviet Union. 'Proof that music can move hearts and minds and stir a sense of pride and love. It almost makes me a communist idealist... ALMOST. I'm not a communist though... let's just get that part straight, heh.
I just honor the ideals and hold them in a high philosophical regard. It is the perfect song. It is truly a song to be sung in times of joy or in times of extreme sorrow. The pride it instills is universal. It is more than a simple song, more than just another national hymn. It is pure emotions of pride and communal love in the tangible form of music. The fact that there are official multi-language versions is a testament to its universal power. I love the bravado. The Soviet bravado. A nation built around its people and collective ideas that holds the individual citizen high above all for it represents them all.
Sure, it's only the IDEA (b/c we all know that's not how it really happened... not at all). Human instincts and primal nature win out over ideals everytime I guess... I am no different. While my mind may be enthralled by Soviet and communist ideals, my heart and soul are of capitalist nature. An aristocratic and capitalist nature. I would have made a lousy communist. It's only a romantic dream. Nothing more. Better government is a goal... World peace is a dream. The dreams are more appealing but the goal is the reality. I believe that dreams can make up an individual's personality and can influence their outlook on life... even their goals. But goals and what someone actually accomplishes make a person what he is. And in this world that's what matters. Everything else is secondary... everything else are details. We are measured and judged by what we do, not by what we want to do. Human instincts and primal nature win out over ideals everytime. Personal greed and pride destroyed the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Their physical human nature could not keep up with their dreams. The two were not compatible. It destroyed the whole; the nation and its people. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is dead. The Soviet Union only exists in our minds and in the deep recesses of our hearts.
Who would have thought that Orwell's Animal Farm was right on the money? Very Sad... very sad indeed.
RIP
Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics
1917-1992
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"...the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and man to pig... but already it was impossible to say which was which..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, running but not getting anywhere
El Feo Kern: RAMMING SPEEEEEEED!!!
KABOOM BABY! yeah!
This is so fuckin cool.
ju wanna fireworks
ju gotza fireworks
SAY ELLO TO MY LITTLE FREN
oh yeah, happy 4th and stuff...
second in a row i've missed... whata bish
KABOOM BABY! yeah!
This is so fuckin cool.
ju wanna fireworks
ju gotza fireworks
SAY ELLO TO MY LITTLE FREN
oh yeah, happy 4th and stuff...
second in a row i've missed... whata bish
Zero: Mine Eyes
Will the angels sing tonight...
...or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light?
Will we crumble into dust...
Will we blow away...
...like the ravens did yesterday?
Can we mend this broken reed?
Seal the doom of this House of Cards...
Will You?
I only want to hear the angels laugh...
...are they sleeping on the edge of the sky?
Can You?
Will the candles burn all night...
...or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight?
Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings?
Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring...
Fuck You
I only want to hear the angels laugh...
...are they sleeping on the edge of the sky?
I only want to listen to the angels sing...
...are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes?
Fuck You
...
...
...
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"...lies and opinions are only true if I choose to believe them..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, chained
Will the angels sing tonight...
...or will they perish in the shadows of this newborn light?
Will we crumble into dust...
Will we blow away...
...like the ravens did yesterday?
Can we mend this broken reed?
Seal the doom of this House of Cards...
Will You?
I only want to hear the angels laugh...
...are they sleeping on the edge of the sky?
Can You?
Will the candles burn all night...
...or will the darkness engulf us and swallow our sight?
Can we go to the same ground if the nightengale sings?
Gather round the fountain as the churchbells ring...
Fuck You
I only want to hear the angels laugh...
...are they sleeping on the edge of the sky?
I only want to listen to the angels sing...
...are they crying on the glimpse of mine eyes?
Fuck You
...
...
...
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"...lies and opinions are only true if I choose to believe them..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, chained
Zero: Re's:
Me - D-damn that's huge.
K01e - Welcome back. Oh, and I sooo wanna try the silver bullet thing when I get a Colt Single Action Army (.45 Colt).
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11101110111
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the hydra
Me - D-damn that's huge.
K01e - Welcome back. Oh, and I sooo wanna try the silver bullet thing when I get a Colt Single Action Army (.45 Colt).
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11101110111
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the hydra
