El Feo Kern: Re: Bloody Rugs
::heavy breathing:: (in the "out of breath" sense you sicko)
... OK!... THE PRICE... OF THE QUMS IS... "DIRKA DIRKA!"
AND THE TABRIZ ARE... "MOHAMMED JIHAD!"
I WOULDNT... RECOMMEND ANY OF THE ...*weeeez*... OF THE ONES THEY'RE SELLING IN FALLUJAH THOUGH...
THEY "WERE" IN PRETTY GOOD CONDITION... WHEN I GOT THERE...
BUT NOW... *gasp*... THEY'RE ALL COVERED IN FLESHY BITS AND BULLET HOLES!
I'M NO EXPERT... BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT LOWERS THE VALUE SIGNIFICANTLY...
so how would you describe yourself to all the ladies out there:
JACK. ASS.