El Feo Kern: ?!
VERY... SLOWLY...
you will need standard police issue Hoof cuffs if you're going to attempt this on your own.
Nigeria actually pioneered the art of Hoof-cuff-fu back in 1834 after a herd of wild cows attempted to overthrow important figures throughout their lands.
It was a very difficult and bloody time for Nigeria as a whole... no one felt safe urinating in public...
so sad.
Kern: HOLY SHIT! WHAT WAS THAT?!OneOfKernsVoices: that sir, was a post... that just fell out of your ass.Kern: ... what are you trying to say?