El Feo Kern: Bah
my seat-gripping tale is soooo much cooler than your "Facts" and "helpful info"
I know her dad's gonna be like
"Screw those rugs... i mean look what Kern went through in Fallajinah.
Those things could get someone KILLED! and the blood stains - GEEZ!
They're practically worthless from the time they leave the dung shack!
WHAT THE HELL IS THE EXCHANGE RATE FOR DIRKA DIRKA ANYWAY?!?! WTF, OVER!!!!"
That's totally how it would happen man... totally.
*disclaimer - i am in no way suggesting Ashley's father would ever use the word "GEEZ" in a sentence... i apologize in advance for any upset i may have caused
I now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing.
Do they make pills that fix shit like this?! *sigh*