El Feo Kern: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE - MAKE YOUR TIME!
(anyone that reads this blog is probably already aware
of the following, but just in case you're not...)
I have, through a very scientific process of elimination, become
the recipient of two (2) tickets to the Nine Inch Nails concert 10/17,
and while due to my gross weight most scales would disagree, there
is only one (1) of me.
you do the math, short story shorter…
i got one extra ticket.
So, If you know of someone (or if that someone is you) would like to
join me and my merry morbid marching band of manic men (and women)
to said NIN concert, please reply to this post for consideration in receiving
this FREE GIFT!
(plus shipping and handling, all restrictions apply, price does not include taxes, no refunds, exchanges or squirrels)