El Feo Kern: ok... stop the boat!
Gerry and I are going to die in prison... in pools of our own blood.
Adam is gonna get eaten by maggots (that are in no way related to the maggots in my brain)
and Ashley is going to die at the hands of a stalker
... all these i can see
but these PERCENTAGES!!
WHAT CRAP!
A sub 45% chance of Gerry and I going to hell?
Adam the sloth?
Ashley the angel?
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
INCONCEIVABLE!
I wanna refund!
I wanna muthafuckin chilito!