El Feo Kern: today... i ate a Kiwi
no, this is not the beginning of some "I met a New Zealander woman and practiced my cunnilingual skills on her" type of story.
This is a statement of profound importance to me relating directly to a poor, innocent, and "laid to rest" Kiwi fruit.
At our site, nothing foodwise is "fresh"... especially fruits and veggies (if we even get them).
but today, on a normally dull and face clawing trip to our "local" Marine base, they had fresh kiwis... oh tee hee... it was wondrous.
that little fury brown and green bastard didnt stand a chance... i would have devoured it whole if i did want it to last just a little... bit... longer.
so i cut it in two... oh tickle me pretty
it was splended.
seriously - it was really good...
ok, i'm done.
no, this is not the beginning of some "I met a New Zealander woman and practiced my cunnilingual skills on her" type of story.
This is a statement of profound importance to me relating directly to a poor, innocent, and "laid to rest" Kiwi fruit.
At our site, nothing foodwise is "fresh"... especially fruits and veggies (if we even get them).
but today, on a normally dull and face clawing trip to our "local" Marine base, they had fresh kiwis... oh tee hee... it was wondrous.
that little fury brown and green bastard didnt stand a chance... i would have devoured it whole if i did want it to last just a little... bit... longer.
so i cut it in two... oh tickle me pretty
it was splended.
seriously - it was really good...
ok, i'm done.
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