El Feo Kern: Tonight... she brings death
but tomorrow... she brings forth new life.
Ladies and Gentlemen, time has brought us full circle.
The exit of one year and the entrance to a new.
Happy b-day RT Blog.
but tomorrow... she brings forth new life.
Ladies and Gentlemen, time has brought us full circle.
The exit of one year and the entrance to a new.
Happy b-day RT Blog.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Classi Onion Trivia!
Ahhhhh It made me laugh. Maybe it will make you laugh as well.
[RT]NegativePwr
Ahhhhh It made me laugh. Maybe it will make you laugh as well.
[RT]NegativePwr
El Feo Kern: life is like a double edged sword
cut and be cut...
then find out NIN has a "MySpace" account and
fight the urge to throw yourself on that bitch.
cut and be cut...
then find out NIN has a "MySpace" account and
fight the urge to throw yourself on that bitch.
Zero: Ummm....
I vill kill you!! Ju' hear me!?! Look into my eyesssssssss...!!!!!
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"...and Drago just smiled at him!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the bored
I vill kill you!! Ju' hear me!?! Look into my eyesssssssss...!!!!!
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"...and Drago just smiled at him!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the bored
Zero: Nooooooooo!!!
Ashley!!! How can you denounce the greatness of the almighty Wing?!?!? This is heresy!!! Treason, even!! Beware of the secret service and SWAT teams due to kick in your door any second.
And Jason, I do not know what you are talking about. I can neither confirm or deny any rumors accusing me of adding "secret messages" to my posts. I have no knowledge of such things. Me? Adding "secret messages"? Bwa ha ha... That would just be gay.
Seriously now, it's good to see you two finally posting again. *glares at the delinquent Dropship*
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"...You cut him! You hurt him! You see?! You see!?!? He's not a machine!! He's a MAN!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the what-the-fuck-am-I-still-doing-here?
Ashley!!! How can you denounce the greatness of the almighty Wing?!?!? This is heresy!!! Treason, even!! Beware of the secret service and SWAT teams due to kick in your door any second.
And Jason, I do not know what you are talking about. I can neither confirm or deny any rumors accusing me of adding "secret messages" to my posts. I have no knowledge of such things. Me? Adding "secret messages"? Bwa ha ha... That would just be gay.
Seriously now, it's good to see you two finally posting again. *glares at the delinquent Dropship*
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"...You cut him! You hurt him! You see?! You see!?!? He's not a machine!! He's a MAN!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the what-the-fuck-am-I-still-doing-here?
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: CrAzY Quotes!
I have been told recently by someone
*cough* Kern */cough*
that I have not been posting enough.
So i thought I would share some interesting quotes I found.
I think Gerry will appreciate some of them since he seems to like to put quotes in his posts.
Even though you need the "Secret Blog Highlighter Decoder" to read them.
Anyway check it out.......
"My work is done. Why wait?"
Founder of Kodak: George Eastman (Written in his suicide note)
"640 K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates, 1981
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes
" I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
Martin Luther King, Jr. ( A classic I know however apparently supporters of affirmative action do not agree with him...hrm.)
"The most important thing is not to find a girl with whom you want to go into bed. The most important thing is to find a girl with whom you want to get up from it."
Jens Locher
"Giving money and power to goverment is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
P. J. O'Rourke
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Well that is all for now.
!!!Made ya look!!!
I have been told recently by someone
*cough* Kern */cough*
that I have not been posting enough.
So i thought I would share some interesting quotes I found.
I think Gerry will appreciate some of them since he seems to like to put quotes in his posts.
Even though you need the "Secret Blog Highlighter Decoder" to read them.
Anyway check it out.......
"My work is done. Why wait?"
Founder of Kodak: George Eastman (Written in his suicide note)
"640 K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates, 1981
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes
" I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."
Martin Luther King, Jr. ( A classic I know however apparently supporters of affirmative action do not agree with him...hrm.)
"The most important thing is not to find a girl with whom you want to go into bed. The most important thing is to find a girl with whom you want to get up from it."
Jens Locher
"Giving money and power to goverment is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
P. J. O'Rourke
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Well that is all for now.
!!!Made ya look!!!
El Feo Kern: Zero, the prophet
That is the coolest freakin shit i have ever heard.
Later Reznor
Goodbye Rammstein
There is a new music god in town... and it's name is "Wing"
I've actually started a new church devoted to Wingism.
All bow down before the mighty Wing!
That is the coolest freakin shit i have ever heard.
Later Reznor
Goodbye Rammstein
There is a new music god in town... and it's name is "Wing"
I've actually started a new church devoted to Wingism.
All bow down before the mighty Wing!
Zero: The End of Music...
I really just can't say enough good things about Wing. She is a goddess that has forever revolutionized music as we know it. My (g)od, compared to Wing, all the crap I've been listening to for so long can't even qualify as music anymore. It was all just... just... noise. Oh man, and her rendition of Dancing Queen... fuck... it was so amazing I damn near cried. I did cry. I'm crying right now actually.
And so without further ado.. Family and friends... I present to you the glorious music of Wing: http://www.wingtunes.com/public/songs.aspx damn you, Harm
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*WRETCHES VIOLENTLY* VIOLENTLY I SAY! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING AND I CAN'T STOP THIS FLOW OF DIARRHEA! MY FUCKING (g)OD, SOMEONE GET ME A DOC!! MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the sick
I really just can't say enough good things about Wing. She is a goddess that has forever revolutionized music as we know it. My (g)od, compared to Wing, all the crap I've been listening to for so long can't even qualify as music anymore. It was all just... just... noise. Oh man, and her rendition of Dancing Queen... fuck... it was so amazing I damn near cried. I did cry. I'm crying right now actually.
And so without further ado.. Family and friends... I present to you the glorious music of Wing: http://www.wingtunes.com/public/songs.aspx damn you, Harm
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*WRETCHES VIOLENTLY* VIOLENTLY I SAY! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING AND I CAN'T STOP THIS FLOW OF DIARRHEA! MY FUCKING (g)OD, SOMEONE GET ME A DOC!! MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the sick
El Feo Kern: My megahertz has been stoled
BadCRC,
Diss CNN? ... i'm thinking "yes".
That is my final answer.
Fark = good stuff 50% of the time, imo.
no argument there. I too hope he doesnt vote.
back in '96, he tried to forge a registration card
so he could vote for Dole...
I hear Dole doesnt have a navel and that his mother died a virgin.
::scurries around in a frantic search for his tin-foil hat::
BadCRC,
Diss CNN? ... i'm thinking "yes".
That is my final answer.
Fark = good stuff 50% of the time, imo.
no argument there. I too hope he doesnt vote.
back in '96, he tried to forge a registration card
so he could vote for Dole...
I hear Dole doesnt have a navel and that his mother died a virgin.
::scurries around in a frantic search for his tin-foil hat::
El Feo Kern: ads like this makes baby jesus pee blood
I hope the subject line is more disgusting than funny
because this ad i saw on CNN is just that.
It makes me want to kill puppies
(ok, i cant back that one up... i love puppies)
but you get the idea.
I hope the guy/gal that thought this ad was "Gripping", "Thought provoking", "revenue generating", (etc) gets to see this image outside their kid's school one day... then maybe they would think twice before using images like this to pad their fat, rot filled pockets.
I hope the subject line is more disgusting than funny
because this ad i saw on CNN is just that.
It makes me want to kill puppies
(ok, i cant back that one up... i love puppies)
but you get the idea.
I hope the guy/gal that thought this ad was "Gripping", "Thought provoking", "revenue generating", (etc) gets to see this image outside their kid's school one day... then maybe they would think twice before using images like this to pad their fat, rot filled pockets.
Shell: I'm different too
Its too bad everyone looks for hidden messages now
You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth..
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com |
Its too bad everyone looks for hidden messages now
El Feo Kern: good times
one of the best fark photoshops i have seen to date
Photoshop theme:
Radical tech support
one of the best fark photoshops i have seen to date
Photoshop theme:
Radical tech support
El Feo Kern: hrm...
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com |
Zero: *shrug*
Which religion is the right one for you?
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"...who are you carrying all those bricks for...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the content
Satanism | 100% | ||
Atheism | 79% | ||
Buddhism | 46% | ||
Paganism | 46% | ||
Agnosticism | 46% | ||
Judaism | 38% | ||
Hinduism | 17% | ||
Islam | 13% | ||
Christianity | 0% |
Which religion is the right one for you?
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"...who are you carrying all those bricks for...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the content
El Feo Kern: What the desert can do to a man...
WARNING:
This is an AIM log between two "Anonymous"
individuals and is not for the faint of heart.
Kern: damn... i just took a dump that
made me feel violated
Kern: i mean... it was HUGE!
Jason: damn
Jason: football size?
Kern: you've seen american history X...
Kern: remember the shower scene
Kern: it was like that in reverse
Jason: HHAHAHA
Kern: it was horrible
Kern: i need counseling
Kern: I actually screamed "RAPE" while on the shitter
Kern: I had to walk outside with it hanging out of my arse
so i could take a break and smoke a cigarette... standing of course
Kern: i burned about 500 calories just trying to get it out
Kern: The new pope wept for me
Kern: BENEDICT WEPT FOR MEEEE!!!
Kern: Voyager sent back a message from outside
our solar system that read "D-DAAAAAMMMN"
Kern: locals are outside worshiping it, as we speak
Jason: HAHA
Jason: Dude
Kern: Flies fall dead to the ground when they look at it
Kern: it is... magnificent
Jason: you have lost your fucking mind out here
Kern: i have
Jason: wait a minute
Jason: your telling me you removed it from the bowl
Jason: and it is outside right now
Kern: NO!
Kern: IT BROKE THE BOWL
Jason: LOL
Kern: IT'S STICKING OUT OF THE ROOF!
Jason: HAHAHA
Kern: It's 9x4x1 dood
Kern: 9 x 4 x 1
Kern: IT'S FULL OF MUTHAFUCKIN STARS!
Jason: THAT DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Kern: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
WARNING:
This is an AIM log between two "Anonymous"
individuals and is not for the faint of heart.
Kern: damn... i just took a dump that
made me feel violated
Kern: i mean... it was HUGE!
Jason: damn
Jason: football size?
Kern: you've seen american history X...
Kern: remember the shower scene
Kern: it was like that in reverse
Jason: HHAHAHA
Kern: it was horrible
Kern: i need counseling
Kern: I actually screamed "RAPE" while on the shitter
Kern: I had to walk outside with it hanging out of my arse
so i could take a break and smoke a cigarette... standing of course
Kern: i burned about 500 calories just trying to get it out
Kern: The new pope wept for me
Kern: BENEDICT WEPT FOR MEEEE!!!
Kern: Voyager sent back a message from outside
our solar system that read "D-DAAAAAMMMN"
Kern: locals are outside worshiping it, as we speak
Jason: HAHA
Jason: Dude
Kern: Flies fall dead to the ground when they look at it
Kern: it is... magnificent
Jason: you have lost your fucking mind out here
Kern: i have
Jason: wait a minute
Jason: your telling me you removed it from the bowl
Jason: and it is outside right now
Kern: NO!
Kern: IT BROKE THE BOWL
Jason: LOL
Kern: IT'S STICKING OUT OF THE ROOF!
Jason: HAHAHA
Kern: It's 9x4x1 dood
Kern: 9 x 4 x 1
Kern: IT'S FULL OF MUTHAFUCKIN STARS!
Jason: THAT DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Kern: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
Zero: Re: Quote of the day (aka: The Final Solution)
(no, not THAT Final Solution btw)
Interesting quote. I do empathize... sometimes.
BUT...
...Here is the solution to ALL of life's problems.... my (g)od... I've been looking for this my whole life... Anything is possible...
...
...with Zombo.com!!!
www.zombo.com thx, Liz
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"...come along... you belong... feel the fizz..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the entranced
(no, not THAT Final Solution btw)
Interesting quote. I do empathize... sometimes.
BUT...
...Here is the solution to ALL of life's problems.... my (g)od... I've been looking for this my whole life... Anything is possible...
...
...with Zombo.com!!!
www.zombo.com thx, Liz
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"...come along... you belong... feel the fizz..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the entranced
Zero: Something Interesting... and something... Disturbing
Interesting, Kern. And while I do look forward to messing with and crashing 'Longhorn' (I've gotta live up to my namesake after all), I'm kind of disappointed that it will not include WinFS. When they advertised 'Longhorn' with it a few years ago, that was the big mondo selling point. And now we have to wait 'till the end of the decade to get it??
*sigh*
Oh well... Windows XP service pack 'Longhorn', here we come...
AND NOW...
On to the more... disturbing things in life...
http://leech.dk/bird.swf (this was not my find by the way... blame Anna)
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"...are we still going North...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the disturbed
Interesting, Kern. And while I do look forward to messing with and crashing 'Longhorn' (I've gotta live up to my namesake after all), I'm kind of disappointed that it will not include WinFS. When they advertised 'Longhorn' with it a few years ago, that was the big mondo selling point. And now we have to wait 'till the end of the decade to get it??
*sigh*
Oh well... Windows XP service pack 'Longhorn', here we come...
AND NOW...
On to the more... disturbing things in life...
http://leech.dk/bird.swf (this was not my find by the way... blame Anna)
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"...are we still going North...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the disturbed
El Feo Kern: Quote of the day
"women are twisted as fuck...
sometimes I wish I could just be gay
or be satisfied with a pocket pussy
and a dog to keep me company..."
"women are twisted as fuck...
sometimes I wish I could just be gay
or be satisfied with a pocket pussy
and a dog to keep me company..."
::queue Bill laugh::
Note: The above quote is not mine.
Zero: A Moment of Silence...
"...Dear friends, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to..."
"...We weep over Adam's Integra because of the fond memories. Such memories are a blessing. No one can take those memories from you. They brings tears now, but in the years to come they will bring joy..."
Amen.
In Memory Of : Adam's 2000 Acura Integra Type-R.
1.8 liter 16-valve VTEC inline 4-cylinder engine
195 base hp
210 hp after mods
...honorable adversary...
...worthy opponent...
...and my '98 GT's best friend.
R.I.Peace
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"...You just don't fuck with man's automobile... it's just against the rules..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the mournful.
"...Dear friends, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to..."
"...We weep over Adam's Integra because of the fond memories. Such memories are a blessing. No one can take those memories from you. They brings tears now, but in the years to come they will bring joy..."
Amen.
In Memory Of : Adam's 2000 Acura Integra Type-R.
1.8 liter 16-valve VTEC inline 4-cylinder engine
195 base hp
210 hp after mods
...honorable adversary...
...worthy opponent...
...and my '98 GT's best friend.
R.I.Peace
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"...You just don't fuck with man's automobile... it's just against the rules..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the mournful.
tracer: let the story go on
i'm includin the original snippet (massaging it a little for better flow) and expanding with more story - i'm re-including it cause i saw some stuff i didn't quite like the first time, but want to leave the original for historical purposes.
"Base Alpha, Report!" the transceiver squawked.
The seargent glared at the box. Every time he tried to reach Base, the damned trans would go out and he'd be stuck trying to bury himself in the mud just to keep bullets from skinning his nose. He slid the corporal's boot out of his way, earning the corporal a few more bullets. Pretty sure he wouldn't mind it though. It's not that hard to ignore the pain if your head isn't there. Damn mission had gone sour from the start.
Seargent Radcliff flicked the trans and reported "Tango Excursion Nogo, Determine Evac Route."
Radcliff listened for a few minutes and didn't hear a thing. Not even static. He thought back to before the mission when he double checked with the quartermaster that all his equipment was in tip top shape. He'd have checked it himself, but the damn brass said there wasn't time and he'd just have to trust the QM. Last time he was ever going to let the brass tell him how much time he had. He swore to himself that if he ever got back to Base Alpha, he would spend a little quality time thanking the quartermaster with his fists for the fine condition of his equipment. Hell, he might even invite the QM out for the next excursion.
Getting ready to try squirming back to the gully behind him for better cover, Radcliff noticed that something wasn't quite right. He strained with his senses to make out what it could be when it hit him. Or rather, it didn't hit him. There wasn't any noise. Not just a lack of gunfire, but that bush off to the left wasn't making a single pop as it burned to ash. That just ain't right. He started wondering if he was having another one of his episodes when the air around him started taking on a redish hue. Faint at first, it grew steadily brighter. The brighter it got the more it could be seen to start to shift through the visible spectrum right up through and out into the ultraviolet. That might have been okay if it wasn't for what he saw after that last bit of brilliant light had faded away. Walls. Four of them. He wasn't buried in the mud anymore either. He was lying comfortably on a nice smooth floor and getting it all muddy. Combat fatigue and confusion bore in on him like a mountain and smothered the last of his confused consciousness.
---
"Say John, you didn't happen to trans anything in the last twenty minutes or so have you?" a rather confused looking Ivan asked as he hunched over a console.
"No, why?" John shrugged.
"Well, we seem to have picked something up."
"Whadaya mean, 'seem to have picked something up'?"
"Just that, about twenty or so minutes ago something got transed in."
"Can't be, we didn't trans anything. Besides, we're out in the middle of the dead zone. Nothin' around for lights."
"You take a look at this then and tell me 'can't be'."
John walked over and took a peek at the console, shrugged, and started to walk away only to spin around and stare at the readout he had glanced over so casually.
"You've definitely got somethin'." John frowned in concentration. He didn't like this at all. They were out testing their newest scout ship, a supposedly top secret project, in the middle of nowhere and had somehow picked something up. Only one thing to do.
i'll have to think a little more about what else is goin to happen - again let me know if ya'll think it's worth it
tracer
i'm includin the original snippet (massaging it a little for better flow) and expanding with more story - i'm re-including it cause i saw some stuff i didn't quite like the first time, but want to leave the original for historical purposes.
"Base Alpha, Report!" the transceiver squawked.
The seargent glared at the box. Every time he tried to reach Base, the damned trans would go out and he'd be stuck trying to bury himself in the mud just to keep bullets from skinning his nose. He slid the corporal's boot out of his way, earning the corporal a few more bullets. Pretty sure he wouldn't mind it though. It's not that hard to ignore the pain if your head isn't there. Damn mission had gone sour from the start.
Seargent Radcliff flicked the trans and reported "Tango Excursion Nogo, Determine Evac Route."
Radcliff listened for a few minutes and didn't hear a thing. Not even static. He thought back to before the mission when he double checked with the quartermaster that all his equipment was in tip top shape. He'd have checked it himself, but the damn brass said there wasn't time and he'd just have to trust the QM. Last time he was ever going to let the brass tell him how much time he had. He swore to himself that if he ever got back to Base Alpha, he would spend a little quality time thanking the quartermaster with his fists for the fine condition of his equipment. Hell, he might even invite the QM out for the next excursion.
Getting ready to try squirming back to the gully behind him for better cover, Radcliff noticed that something wasn't quite right. He strained with his senses to make out what it could be when it hit him. Or rather, it didn't hit him. There wasn't any noise. Not just a lack of gunfire, but that bush off to the left wasn't making a single pop as it burned to ash. That just ain't right. He started wondering if he was having another one of his episodes when the air around him started taking on a redish hue. Faint at first, it grew steadily brighter. The brighter it got the more it could be seen to start to shift through the visible spectrum right up through and out into the ultraviolet. That might have been okay if it wasn't for what he saw after that last bit of brilliant light had faded away. Walls. Four of them. He wasn't buried in the mud anymore either. He was lying comfortably on a nice smooth floor and getting it all muddy. Combat fatigue and confusion bore in on him like a mountain and smothered the last of his confused consciousness.
---
"Say John, you didn't happen to trans anything in the last twenty minutes or so have you?" a rather confused looking Ivan asked as he hunched over a console.
"No, why?" John shrugged.
"Well, we seem to have picked something up."
"Whadaya mean, 'seem to have picked something up'?"
"Just that, about twenty or so minutes ago something got transed in."
"Can't be, we didn't trans anything. Besides, we're out in the middle of the dead zone. Nothin' around for lights."
"You take a look at this then and tell me 'can't be'."
John walked over and took a peek at the console, shrugged, and started to walk away only to spin around and stare at the readout he had glanced over so casually.
"You've definitely got somethin'." John frowned in concentration. He didn't like this at all. They were out testing their newest scout ship, a supposedly top secret project, in the middle of nowhere and had somehow picked something up. Only one thing to do.
i'll have to think a little more about what else is goin to happen - again let me know if ya'll think it's worth it
tracer
Zero: BWAAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1080182.cms
Good one, Ned.
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B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the wave your loaded .45 in the air and go cccrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy!!!
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1080182.cms
Good one, Ned.
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B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the wave your loaded .45 in the air and go cccrrrrraaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy!!!
Zero: What does MILF really stand for...?
...Now you know. Thanx, Adam.
(zoom in on the shirts)
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"...We're the stars under the barrel of a gun... We die young..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the proud
...Now you know. Thanx, Adam.
(zoom in on the shirts)
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"...We're the stars under the barrel of a gun... We die young..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the proud
El Feo Kern: My fat Jokes of the day
someone was complaining about the lack of shade
today so i raise my ham-hock of an arm and villages
3 miles away started praying to allah to save them
from the darkness that has spread across the land
i had to borrow a tent cause my towel was to small
i walk to the office and people think we're under attack
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
they almost shot me yesterday...
something about not letting livestock on base
I thought i had lost a sock in the laundry, but then i
realized i was putting on my sleeping bag
an Iraqi got sucked into my gravitational field today...
yeah , he didnt make it
I only expect fat guys in iraq to think these are even remotely funny...
i need a smoke
someone was complaining about the lack of shade
today so i raise my ham-hock of an arm and villages
3 miles away started praying to allah to save them
from the darkness that has spread across the land
i had to borrow a tent cause my towel was to small
i walk to the office and people think we're under attack
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
they almost shot me yesterday...
something about not letting livestock on base
I thought i had lost a sock in the laundry, but then i
realized i was putting on my sleeping bag
an Iraqi got sucked into my gravitational field today...
yeah , he didnt make it
I only expect fat guys in iraq to think these are even remotely funny...
i need a smoke
El Feo Kern: Fanfuckingtastic
KEVIN!
I owe you one first-class ticket to the land of "Hisdrinkisonmytab" when i get home.
That video is *bauer*freakin AWESOME!*/bauer*
I have not enough expletives within my vocabulary to properly express the overwhelming sense of "MightyFuck that's cool" I felt when i watched that... i dont even really like the song that much.
KEVIN!
I owe you one first-class ticket to the land of "Hisdrinkisonmytab" when i get home.
That video is *bauer*freakin AWESOME!*/bauer*
I have not enough expletives within my vocabulary to properly express the overwhelming sense of "MightyFuck that's cool" I felt when i watched that... i dont even really like the song that much.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Story Time
Tim: When I first started reading your story I honestly thought you copied it out of a book. However I do not think I have seen to many war books on the shelves but I could be wrong. Anyway.....To the point of this post. I ask that you please complete the story. I would actually kinda like to know how the Sgt. got into that sittuation and what is going to happen to him. It could be like one of those penny novels from back in the day. Each week you can write a new part. That would be cool. I know I would look forward to reading it.
Tim: When I first started reading your story I honestly thought you copied it out of a book. However I do not think I have seen to many war books on the shelves but I could be wrong. Anyway.....To the point of this post. I ask that you please complete the story. I would actually kinda like to know how the Sgt. got into that sittuation and what is going to happen to him. It could be like one of those penny novels from back in the day. Each week you can write a new part. That would be cool. I know I would look forward to reading it.
tracer: hehehehe
"Base Alpha, Report!" the transceiver squawked.
The seargent glared at the thrice damned box. Every time he tried to reach Base, the damn trans would go out and he'd be stuck trying to bury himself in the mud just to keep bullets from skinning his nose. He slid the corporals boot out of his way, earning the corporal a few more bullets. Pretty sure he wouldn't mind it though. It's not that hard to ignore the pain if your head isn't there. Damn mission had gone sour at almost the beginning.
Seargent Radcliff flicked the trans and reported "Tango Excursion Nogo, Determine Evac Route."
He listened for a few minutes and, not having heard anything, swore to himself that if he ever got back to Base Alpha, he would spend a little time with the quartermaster explaining how things with the mission went with his fists. Hell, he might even invite the QM out for the next excursion.
Damn - i suck at stories, but felt i should try giving it a little bit of a go - if anybody thinks that there is anything of merit in the little tidbit of informative story above, let me know. I'm still thinking about writing a book sometime.
Re: El Feo Kern - really?
Re: Jason - I will have to think about the best way to make up a good story for you boys. I would really hate to start writing a great story (little wierd - come on, it's me were talkin' about here) and then really, actually meet someone, and then they like stumble onto the blog or something. But since it's just a rumor anyway, it shouldn't hurt. Now I just have to think of a great story. Maybe something like this one dude and another dude start sharing dreams in the desert.... nah, I don't like horror stories.
"Base Alpha, Report!" the transceiver squawked.
The seargent glared at the thrice damned box. Every time he tried to reach Base, the damn trans would go out and he'd be stuck trying to bury himself in the mud just to keep bullets from skinning his nose. He slid the corporals boot out of his way, earning the corporal a few more bullets. Pretty sure he wouldn't mind it though. It's not that hard to ignore the pain if your head isn't there. Damn mission had gone sour at almost the beginning.
Seargent Radcliff flicked the trans and reported "Tango Excursion Nogo, Determine Evac Route."
He listened for a few minutes and, not having heard anything, swore to himself that if he ever got back to Base Alpha, he would spend a little time with the quartermaster explaining how things with the mission went with his fists. Hell, he might even invite the QM out for the next excursion.
Damn - i suck at stories, but felt i should try giving it a little bit of a go - if anybody thinks that there is anything of merit in the little tidbit of informative story above, let me know. I'm still thinking about writing a book sometime.
Re: El Feo Kern - really?
Re: Jason - I will have to think about the best way to make up a good story for you boys. I would really hate to start writing a great story (little wierd - come on, it's me were talkin' about here) and then really, actually meet someone, and then they like stumble onto the blog or something. But since it's just a rumor anyway, it shouldn't hurt. Now I just have to think of a great story. Maybe something like this one dude and another dude start sharing dreams in the desert.... nah, I don't like horror stories.
me: For you dorks
I saw one of my co workers (working very hard obveously) watching something very awsome and here it is.
http://www.machinima.org/paul_blog/breen/StillSeeingBreen-DivX-HQ.zip
very worth the download time expectialy to the iraq reps and bob.
p.s. anyone who doesn't like my spelling can kiss my ass or i will just "Turn foot sideways and stick it right up your candy ass!
That is all
I saw one of my co workers (working very hard obveously) watching something very awsome and here it is.
http://www.machinima.org/paul_blog/breen/StillSeeingBreen-DivX-HQ.zip
very worth the download time expectialy to the iraq reps and bob.
p.s. anyone who doesn't like my spelling can kiss my ass or i will just "Turn foot sideways and stick it right up your candy ass!
That is all
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: RE: Tracer
Tim,
Please do not take this small glimmer of hope and gossip away from us. LIE TO US MAN....LIE.
If it is a vicous rumor......Kep it going as we apparently thrive on this pathetic gossip. PLEASE... Tell me you drilled the Alaskan pipeline. Tell me you went through several drill bits doing it. Tell me you walked the great trail finally. Tell me you were victorious on the battlefield. PLEASE MAN....SEND PICTURES IF YOU CAN!!!!! LOL
Tim,
Please do not take this small glimmer of hope and gossip away from us. LIE TO US MAN....LIE.
If it is a vicous rumor......Kep it going as we apparently thrive on this pathetic gossip. PLEASE... Tell me you drilled the Alaskan pipeline. Tell me you went through several drill bits doing it. Tell me you walked the great trail finally. Tell me you were victorious on the battlefield. PLEASE MAN....SEND PICTURES IF YOU CAN!!!!! LOL
tracer: blah blah blah
re: zero - what's a heart?
re: jason - you mean like the Alaskan pipeline?
re: el feo kern - is that all you ever think about?
re: dropship - LIIIIIIEEEEESSS!!!! - I happen to have it on very good authority that this supposed 'bartender' in question has recently 'acquired' an 'increase' in an 'offshore' bank account that 'may or may not' happen to really exist - therefore adding 'authority' to this vicious rumor that is spreading like wildfire. As to where this fictitious personage might work, well, that's just none of your damn business now isn't it. You definately won't find out from me. Because it's not important. Not that this fictitious rumor has any basis in reality at all anyway. Would be interesting if it were true, but alas, it is not.
re: zero - what's a heart?
re: jason - you mean like the Alaskan pipeline?
re: el feo kern - is that all you ever think about?
re: dropship - LIIIIIIEEEEESSS!!!! - I happen to have it on very good authority that this supposed 'bartender' in question has recently 'acquired' an 'increase' in an 'offshore' bank account that 'may or may not' happen to really exist - therefore adding 'authority' to this vicious rumor that is spreading like wildfire. As to where this fictitious personage might work, well, that's just none of your damn business now isn't it. You definately won't find out from me. Because it's not important. Not that this fictitious rumor has any basis in reality at all anyway. Would be interesting if it were true, but alas, it is not.
Zero: And BTW...
Congratulations, Tracer.
I too must throw you an apology. Although you have to admit, the chances at finding a decent girl at ReHAB were pretty thin. Ah, well. I took my chances with the odds and lost. And I'm glad I did. Good luck, man.
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Just make sure to keep your heart secured with a padlock and surrounded with armed guards and you'll be ok.
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the proud
Congratulations, Tracer.
I too must throw you an apology. Although you have to admit, the chances at finding a decent girl at ReHAB were pretty thin. Ah, well. I took my chances with the odds and lost. And I'm glad I did. Good luck, man.
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Just make sure to keep your heart secured with a padlock and surrounded with armed guards and you'll be ok.
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the proud
Zero: ANOTHER ONE?!?!?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/04/13/iraq.hostage/index.html
Ok, what the FLYING MOTHER FUCK is up with all these assholes begging for their lives and ASKING (motherfucking PLEADING) with the US to negotiate with TERRORISTS! You fucking pussies!!! You embarrass yourself and your country!! You make it harder on everyone back home! Show some fucking balls! You should have grabbed that PK pointed at you and tried to take out those fuckers! It's better than broadcasting your lack of dignity to the whole goddamn world!
Hell, that one Italian guy pretty much gave them the finger and went out with pride! If an Italian can do it, why can't Americans?!? Isn't there a single American out there who can?!?!?
FUCK!!!
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"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, motherfucker!! One shot and the world gets smaller!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the enraged
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/04/13/iraq.hostage/index.html
Ok, what the FLYING MOTHER FUCK is up with all these assholes begging for their lives and ASKING (motherfucking PLEADING) with the US to negotiate with TERRORISTS! You fucking pussies!!! You embarrass yourself and your country!! You make it harder on everyone back home! Show some fucking balls! You should have grabbed that PK pointed at you and tried to take out those fuckers! It's better than broadcasting your lack of dignity to the whole goddamn world!
Hell, that one Italian guy pretty much gave them the finger and went out with pride! If an Italian can do it, why can't Americans?!? Isn't there a single American out there who can?!?!?
FUCK!!!
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"Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, motherfucker!! One shot and the world gets smaller!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the enraged
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Very Interesting
This is very excellent news Tim.
Now start layin some pipe DAMMIT!
Tim with a girl......
The balance is off.
Something has changed.
QUICK! Someone check the polar caps....ARE THEY MELTING!!!!
I could have sworn it rained blood last night and the arab woman have not stopped yelping ever since I have heard this news.
Something is happening.....OMG.....I think hell has frozen over.
And yes...I do owe Tim an apology IF...He lays some pipe with this chick. Hell I might even start hangin up there if it works...Maybe I can get laid too... heh....hehe....BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...ok nevermind.
This is very excellent news Tim.
Now start layin some pipe DAMMIT!
Tim with a girl......
The balance is off.
Something has changed.
QUICK! Someone check the polar caps....ARE THEY MELTING!!!!
I could have sworn it rained blood last night and the arab woman have not stopped yelping ever since I have heard this news.
Something is happening.....OMG.....I think hell has frozen over.
And yes...I do owe Tim an apology IF...He lays some pipe with this chick. Hell I might even start hangin up there if it works...Maybe I can get laid too... heh....hehe....BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...ok nevermind.
El Feo Kern: Home sweet hhhey! where the fuck am I ?
Leave it to the US military to turn a simple
15min chopper flight into a 3hr ordeal
actually, i cannot complain, i made it in one piece
that aside, I'm in Baghdad now.
W00T here i am!
and with no bed to sleep in
::shakes an angry fist towards the sky as
a tear slowly rolls down his pudgy cheek::
*sigh*
So Tim... did you fuck her?
If not, why?
Show your work.
there will be a quiz on this later.
so... very... tired...
Leave it to the US military to turn a simple
15min chopper flight into a 3hr ordeal
actually, i cannot complain, i made it in one piece
that aside, I'm in Baghdad now.
W00T here i am!
and with no bed to sleep in
::shakes an angry fist towards the sky as
a tear slowly rolls down his pudgy cheek::
*sigh*
So Tim... did you fuck her?
If not, why?
Show your work.
there will be a quiz on this later.
so... very... tired...
tracer: LIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
I would never have believed it if I had not seen it. The thought that one of the team could so callously and carelessly insinuate such a sinister and seedy rumour is appalling. I put before the board a motion of censure that the former colleague be stripped of status, stature, state, rollerskates, penguins, shaved monkeys, etc. Friends, colleagues, country bumpkins lend me your beer. This utter fallacy must be put to an end. Besides, the only reason she talks to me is I kidnapped her family. Just joking, no I'm not, yes I am. I think it is pretty smooth to have the digits after seeing talking to her twice. Can't remember why I got them, have no idea what to do with them. All in all, remember the title of the post and know that there is no truth whatsoever in anything I, or my esteemed colleague (with whom my plan for pulling a good joke on you dust bunnies) are telling you. EVERYTHING IS A LIE. No truth. Nope, no truth whatsoever. 'me' had a wee bit of a bender last night and it looks like the little guy is having touble piecing together what happened. Maybe it was the soap opera that he watched while eating cheetos once he left. The world will never know. BTW, 'me', I told you what would happen if you posted. Dun, dun, dunnn. But once again, no truth. Rise my loyal minions, tonight we strike and oust this tyrant on the blog known as 'me'! Going now, I am obviously bored. Take care out there guys and come home soon. Nobody to cuddle with you know.
I would never have believed it if I had not seen it. The thought that one of the team could so callously and carelessly insinuate such a sinister and seedy rumour is appalling. I put before the board a motion of censure that the former colleague be stripped of status, stature, state, rollerskates, penguins, shaved monkeys, etc. Friends, colleagues, country bumpkins lend me your beer. This utter fallacy must be put to an end. Besides, the only reason she talks to me is I kidnapped her family. Just joking, no I'm not, yes I am. I think it is pretty smooth to have the digits after seeing talking to her twice. Can't remember why I got them, have no idea what to do with them. All in all, remember the title of the post and know that there is no truth whatsoever in anything I, or my esteemed colleague (with whom my plan for pulling a good joke on you dust bunnies) are telling you. EVERYTHING IS A LIE. No truth. Nope, no truth whatsoever. 'me' had a wee bit of a bender last night and it looks like the little guy is having touble piecing together what happened. Maybe it was the soap opera that he watched while eating cheetos once he left. The world will never know. BTW, 'me', I told you what would happen if you posted. Dun, dun, dunnn. But once again, no truth. Rise my loyal minions, tonight we strike and oust this tyrant on the blog known as 'me'! Going now, I am obviously bored. Take care out there guys and come home soon. Nobody to cuddle with you know.
me: The days of Tim's life (not to be confused with days of our lives)
So i walk into rehab and sat up at the bar Tim was there (almost never happens) talking to some chick, I try to say hi but it was like talking to a brick wall as the time went on i kept trying to get attention, waving my arms dancing naked shaving a monkey but no they were just to locked into each other. Later i found that they ahd meet recently and seem to be enfatuated with each other and i thank tim has plans to ask her out in a few years or so. I will go back today because i am a loser and have nother better to do but drink and shave monkeys.
That is dismissed.
So i walk into rehab and sat up at the bar Tim was there (almost never happens) talking to some chick, I try to say hi but it was like talking to a brick wall as the time went on i kept trying to get attention, waving my arms dancing naked shaving a monkey but no they were just to locked into each other. Later i found that they ahd meet recently and seem to be enfatuated with each other and i thank tim has plans to ask her out in a few years or so. I will go back today because i am a loser and have nother better to do but drink and shave monkeys.
That is dismissed.
Zero: The Bill Laugh...
Ha...
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Ha ha...
...
Bwah ha ha ha!
...
BWAH HA HA HA!!! BWAHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! !!! !!!!
...
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ha.
That's a good one, Kern.
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"That's just like women... You bust your ass and they end up shootin' it up their veins... ... ...
...And then the bitch comes back..."
- Commentary on the Rammstein - Sonne video by a USAE co-worker
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the amuzed
Ha...
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Ha ha...
...
Bwah ha ha ha!
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BWAH HA HA HA!!! BWAHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! !!! !!!!
...
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ha.
That's a good one, Kern.
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"That's just like women... You bust your ass and they end up shootin' it up their veins... ... ...
...And then the bitch comes back..."
- Commentary on the Rammstein - Sonne video by a USAE co-worker
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the amuzed
me: oy
ahhh
i just wanted to be cool and make hidden stuff, unless your one of those people who highlight it, and i think we all know what sick little monkeys you are
yeah
beware of the underpants gnomes!
ahhh
i just wanted to be cool and make hidden stuff, unless your one of those people who highlight it, and i think we all know what sick little monkeys you are
yeah
beware of the underpants gnomes!
El Feo Kern: epiphany of the day
not enough people in our "extended network" of friends (aka - acquaintances) encounter an untimely demise.
... ya know ... everybody I know, but dont really care for, live for freakin ever.
not that im wishing for people to start dying, but FUCK a couple of these motherfuckers neeeeed to start droppin off.
that is all
not enough people in our "extended network" of friends (aka - acquaintances) encounter an untimely demise.
... ya know ... everybody I know, but dont really care for, live for freakin ever.
not that im wishing for people to start dying, but FUCK a couple of these motherfuckers neeeeed to start droppin off.
that is all
Zero: Something Old...
Well, this has been hanging out in my "To Post" folder for a long time now... I don't know if this link even works anymore. But hey, just to get rid of it, here it is. I thought it was pretty neat.
http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf
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"...without the threat of Death there's no reason to live at all..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the cheesy
Well, this has been hanging out in my "To Post" folder for a long time now... I don't know if this link even works anymore. But hey, just to get rid of it, here it is. I thought it was pretty neat.
http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf
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"...without the threat of Death there's no reason to live at all..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the cheesy
El Feo Kern: hrmmm...
Do intelligent men have success with women? Not always and heres why...
this was a link found on fark
ultimately it's just a lengthy ad for David DeAngelo's website,
but it's still a good read... little slow at first, but good.
HEY! stop lookin!
go highlight somewhere else!
fuckin perv!
Do intelligent men have success with women? Not always and heres why...
this was a link found on fark
ultimately it's just a lengthy ad for David DeAngelo's website,
but it's still a good read... little slow at first, but good.
HEY! stop lookin!
go highlight somewhere else!
fuckin perv!
Zero: What a Great Day...
...No, this isn't the first. But I believe that it is the first "great day" I've cared to post about.
The sun's out, the roads are clear, all weapons are clean, our ammo's full, and the food is great. Everything's working. No power outages, no down radios, no down computers, no long lines at the PX, no incoming, and as of yesterday morning a very much Hated thorn has finally disolved and died. Every breath is little easier, every thought is a bit clearer, the Pepsi's a bit sweeter, and the sky seems alot more clear.
No, I haven't lost it. Don't worry. I'm still very much sane. It's just so rare these days to have a day going so perfectly right and well. Hell, I even found out I'll probably make more on my tax return than I've made in previous jobs altogether.
I'm just more or less happy and just wanted to share.
Hmm... maybe there's some truth to "karma" after all...
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Славься, Отечество наше свободное!
RIP, motherfucker. I guess in the end you couldn't hold it together after all. I knew it was bound to happen after I left anyway. Fuck you, fuck her, AND FUCK ALL THE ASSHOLES THAT SUPPORTED THEM AND KNEW THE TRUTH. You know who you are...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the jovial
...No, this isn't the first. But I believe that it is the first "great day" I've cared to post about.
The sun's out, the roads are clear, all weapons are clean, our ammo's full, and the food is great. Everything's working. No power outages, no down radios, no down computers, no long lines at the PX, no incoming, and as of yesterday morning a very much Hated thorn has finally disolved and died. Every breath is little easier, every thought is a bit clearer, the Pepsi's a bit sweeter, and the sky seems alot more clear.
No, I haven't lost it. Don't worry. I'm still very much sane. It's just so rare these days to have a day going so perfectly right and well. Hell, I even found out I'll probably make more on my tax return than I've made in previous jobs altogether.
I'm just more or less happy and just wanted to share.
Hmm... maybe there's some truth to "karma" after all...
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Славься, Отечество наше свободное!
RIP, motherfucker. I guess in the end you couldn't hold it together after all. I knew it was bound to happen after I left anyway. Fuck you, fuck her, AND FUCK ALL THE ASSHOLES THAT SUPPORTED THEM AND KNEW THE TRUTH. You know who you are...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the jovial
El Feo Kern: Angela Ryan
And to all the MySpacer's out there
(that make me wanna retch on an almost hourly basis)
HERE YOU GO!
Obvious Exits are:
North, South, and Dennis
And to all the MySpacer's out there
(that make me wanna retch on an almost hourly basis)
HERE YOU GO!
Obvious Exits are:
North, South, and Dennis
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Hello
Just stoppig in to say hello.
"Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself. "
George Bernard Shaw
Just stoppig in to say hello.
"Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself. "
George Bernard Shaw
El Feo Kern: I'm... a... COMMANDO!
today, like every other day here at my "home" site, has sucked since i've been back from leave... but! today was different.
no matter how annoyed or pissed i got (which believe you me, out here it can be enough to "drive a man ta drinkin the blue water" in hopes the pain or possible death, that would certainly follow, would be enough to subside the urge to claw out your eyes out with SNADPAPER due to the persistent neverending string of whining and rotten feces that is thrown by the Chimp-like hordes that run free in this camp!) i had an underlying sense of peace and calm.
It was the most curious sensation...
up to my scalp in feces, but blissfully carefree
fingers, at the ready to - in a moments notice - LEAP to the call of my eyeballs needing prompt removal, yet serenity... bouncing around me like... soft, pillowy clouds... of joy.
then it struck me! *crrrrrACK!*
Like an elephant stepping on the end of a blood stained rake... *THWACK!*
Like Zeus himself throwing an ice-cream social
I realized...
this morning, when i got dressed, i forgot something...
i forgot to... put on my underwear!
that's right - I am free-ballin, going Commando, airing the twig n' berries.
Everything is going my way.
*whistles as he skips back outside hoping no creepy crawlies take advantage of his mistake*
today, like every other day here at my "home" site, has sucked since i've been back from leave... but! today was different.
no matter how annoyed or pissed i got (which believe you me, out here it can be enough to "drive a man ta drinkin the blue water" in hopes the pain or possible death, that would certainly follow, would be enough to subside the urge to claw out your eyes out with SNADPAPER due to the persistent neverending string of whining and rotten feces that is thrown by the Chimp-like hordes that run free in this camp!) i had an underlying sense of peace and calm.
It was the most curious sensation...
up to my scalp in feces, but blissfully carefree
fingers, at the ready to - in a moments notice - LEAP to the call of my eyeballs needing prompt removal, yet serenity... bouncing around me like... soft, pillowy clouds... of joy.
then it struck me! *crrrrrACK!*
Like an elephant stepping on the end of a blood stained rake... *THWACK!*
Like Zeus himself throwing an ice-cream social
I realized...
this morning, when i got dressed, i forgot something...
i forgot to... put on my underwear!
that's right - I am free-ballin, going Commando, airing the twig n' berries.
Everything is going my way.
*whistles as he skips back outside hoping no creepy crawlies take advantage of his mistake*
Zero: Death to Gameboy!!!
Awesome!!! Now you can surf the web and use chat on the PSP.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/fun.games/04/05/psp.hackers.reut/index.html
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Famous Last Words: "...That's odd..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Mario
Awesome!!! Now you can surf the web and use chat on the PSP.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/fun.games/04/05/psp.hackers.reut/index.html
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Famous Last Words: "...That's odd..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Mario
Shell: that was great
kern I nearly fell out of my seat when I read that shit.... thats great
of course I am retarded so don't take any kind of compliment, but on a good note my teachers sometimes say that i'm one of the "brighter" down syndrome kids... that makes me happy.
kern I nearly fell out of my seat when I read that shit.... thats great
of course I am retarded so don't take any kind of compliment, but on a good note my teachers sometimes say that i'm one of the "brighter" down syndrome kids... that makes me happy.
Zero: Jin-Roh
www.icefall.org/video/anprod_icefall_002.zip
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Liz: BTW, i finally watched it. I thought it was pretty damn good.
"...While I'm waiting to die...I don't look back. In a weird lullaby... I'll carry on..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Akira
www.icefall.org/video/anprod_icefall_002.zip
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Liz: BTW, i finally watched it. I thought it was pretty damn good.
"...While I'm waiting to die...I don't look back. In a weird lullaby... I'll carry on..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Akira
Zero: Forget the pope...
...This is the fucker we need to worry about!!!
Not only has this guy outlasted at least two popes since he's been in power, but he's also outlasted 9 different US presidents and double the amount of US administrations. Think about it, this guy even outlasted Mr. Rogers!!! He's gotta go!
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"...We want no condescending saviors to rule us from their judgement hall. We workers ask not for their favors. Let us consult for all..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Castro
...This is the fucker we need to worry about!!!
Not only has this guy outlasted at least two popes since he's been in power, but he's also outlasted 9 different US presidents and double the amount of US administrations. Think about it, this guy even outlasted Mr. Rogers!!! He's gotta go!
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"...We want no condescending saviors to rule us from their judgement hall. We workers ask not for their favors. Let us consult for all..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-Castro
El Feo Kern: the pope died?! FILM AT ELEVEN!
The pope's not dead... he's frozen.
and when we thar out the pope, he is gonna be really pissed off...
John Paul II is the only pope i've ever known
So when i heard he passed on i had a moment of "aww, that sucks" (no, i am not catholic, but catholics don't wake me up at 9am by knockin on my door askin if i want to pray with em ::shakes his fist at Utah:: so they get a hint of respect outa me for that)
but at the same time, for most of my natural life i've been thinkin "Man, that guy needs to croak or retire... he just aint lookin to good... maybe god hates him".
The point im trying to make is... IT AINT NO FUCKIN SURPRISE PEOPLE!
The news is treating this like a natural disaster.
some completely unforeseen event straight outa left field.
it's a little ghey.
and another thing, why the FUCK do you need a CNN EXCLUSIVE - DEAD POPE CAM ?!?
"NOTHING BUT ROUND THE CLOCK COVERAGE OF THE POPE'S DEAD ASS! LIVE!
DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, HE MAY RISE AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU MISS IT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!"
i want off this rock... so... bad...
The pope's not dead... he's frozen.
and when we thar out the pope, he is gonna be really pissed off...
John Paul II is the only pope i've ever known
So when i heard he passed on i had a moment of "aww, that sucks" (no, i am not catholic, but catholics don't wake me up at 9am by knockin on my door askin if i want to pray with em ::shakes his fist at Utah:: so they get a hint of respect outa me for that)
but at the same time, for most of my natural life i've been thinkin "Man, that guy needs to croak or retire... he just aint lookin to good... maybe god hates him".
The point im trying to make is... IT AINT NO FUCKIN SURPRISE PEOPLE!
The news is treating this like a natural disaster.
some completely unforeseen event straight outa left field.
it's a little ghey.
and another thing, why the FUCK do you need a CNN EXCLUSIVE - DEAD POPE CAM ?!?
"NOTHING BUT ROUND THE CLOCK COVERAGE OF THE POPE'S DEAD ASS! LIVE!
DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, HE MAY RISE AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU MISS IT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!"
i want off this rock... so... bad...
me: A little late but oh well
Ding dong the Pope is dead, which old Pope, the pagan Pope ding dong the pagan Pope is dead.
about freak'n time the old bastard croaked it was starting to offend me.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/04/pope.main/index.html
Ding dong the Pope is dead, which old Pope, the pagan Pope ding dong the pagan Pope is dead.
about freak'n time the old bastard croaked it was starting to offend me.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/04/pope.main/index.html
Zero: "When I tell you to shoot yourself in the head, you say 'Yes, Sir'... And do it!!!"
"...Arise, ye slaves who know starvation! Shake off the curse that binds the earth! Our reason boils with indignation, and makes us die to gain new birth. We'll tear down our planet's false foundation, then build a better world anew. While he who lived in humble station, will stand erect, as is his due..."
Click here for propaganda video...
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"...There is another world... and if you want to survive it... you better learn... to... pull... the trigger!!!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the counter-coffee revolutionary
"...Arise, ye slaves who know starvation! Shake off the curse that binds the earth! Our reason boils with indignation, and makes us die to gain new birth. We'll tear down our planet's false foundation, then build a better world anew. While he who lived in humble station, will stand erect, as is his due..."
Click here for propaganda video...
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"...There is another world... and if you want to survive it... you better learn... to... pull... the trigger!!!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the counter-coffee revolutionary
El Feo Kern: holy crip, im a crapple
damn, I was reeeeeaaaalllly drunk in that picture.
i wish i were there now... life doesnt hurt NEARLY
as badly when your liver is screaming like a little girl >)
damn, I was reeeeeaaaalllly drunk in that picture.
i wish i were there now... life doesnt hurt NEARLY
as badly when your liver is screaming like a little girl >)
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Cancun was DA SHIT!!!
Props to BoB for the pics from Cancun! AWESOME!.
[RTI]NegativePwr
Props to BoB for the pics from Cancun! AWESOME!.
[RTI]NegativePwr
El Feo Kern: da-damn
well, Im not sure i agree with Jason's portrayal of myself in that saloon, but hey... who am i to say, I dont even know who the fuck i am, heh.
however, i agree it's been a little slow as of late.
but it appears that it's due to the current "turning of the tides" with some people.
loyalties and whatnot.
btw, i am currently in one of the most barren armpits of iraq.
but since i am posting this, it means my work here is almost done and i *shouldnt* be here much longer... thank fringgin christ.
"The sun has set, but the stars... they just dont look the same to me anymore."
well, Im not sure i agree with Jason's portrayal of myself in that saloon, but hey... who am i to say, I dont even know who the fuck i am, heh.
however, i agree it's been a little slow as of late.
but it appears that it's due to the current "turning of the tides" with some people.
loyalties and whatnot.
btw, i am currently in one of the most barren armpits of iraq.
but since i am posting this, it means my work here is almost done and i *shouldnt* be here much longer... thank fringgin christ.
"The sun has set, but the stars... they just dont look the same to me anymore."
Zero: Nice...
...But where is Jason in this saloon...?!?!?
Ya know, it's kinda disturbing to hop online and just see the amount of movies you've missed while you're gone. Sure, a lot of people assure me that I didn't miss anything this past year, but it's still... I dunno... "unsettling". Anyways, here's a movie I came accross that looks like it could be good. If you love film noir themes like I do, then this looks like the one to watch. A lot of guns, a lot of .45s, a lot of stars, pissed off amazons with sub-machine guns... oh, and no good-guys. *throws up the horns*
...But where is Jason in this saloon...?!?!?
Ya know, it's kinda disturbing to hop online and just see the amount of movies you've missed while you're gone. Sure, a lot of people assure me that I didn't miss anything this past year, but it's still... I dunno... "unsettling". Anyways, here's a movie I came accross that looks like it could be good. If you love film noir themes like I do, then this looks like the one to watch. A lot of guns, a lot of .45s, a lot of stars, pissed off amazons with sub-machine guns... oh, and no good-guys. *throws up the horns*
http://www.sincitythemovie.com/
BTW, that was awesome Jason! I think you got me down right on the mark... I've just gotta remember not to twirl Single Action Army's while I'm drinking... That could be bad.... REALLY bad...
Cлава к Oтечеству "...pick...up...the...gun... pick up the gun!!!"[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-hero
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Welcome to Deadwood aka: Red Team Blog
*Que wind and sage brush blowing accross road*
What the hell happened here.
No one is posting anymore.
Hell I do not even think anyone is really coming here anymore...
*Que creaking sound from the hanging wooden sign with the RT patch engraved on it swinging in the wind*
*Kern is sitting on a rocking hair with his bowler cap on rocking back and forth laughing like and old man saying "The End is here...Bah heee heee heee heee.... The End is Here.....Bah heee heee heee hee*
*Gerry is leaning up against the wall near the saloon with his black cowboy hat pulled down and a tooth pick in his mouth. He just keeps quick drawing his Colt Single Action Army Pistol and twirling it around his finger then putting it back in his holster. In his other hand he has a have drunk bottle of whisky.........*
This place is a ghost town...... So get with the clicky click people and start posting random stuff so we can get a conversation going here. Otherwise Me Kern and Gerry will have to have an old fashion duel on the streets of deadwood..... hehehe ....ok kinda cheesy I know.... but whatever..
*Que wind and sage brush blowing accross road*
What the hell happened here.
No one is posting anymore.
Hell I do not even think anyone is really coming here anymore...
*Que creaking sound from the hanging wooden sign with the RT patch engraved on it swinging in the wind*
*Kern is sitting on a rocking hair with his bowler cap on rocking back and forth laughing like and old man saying "The End is here...Bah heee heee heee heee.... The End is Here.....Bah heee heee heee hee*
*Gerry is leaning up against the wall near the saloon with his black cowboy hat pulled down and a tooth pick in his mouth. He just keeps quick drawing his Colt Single Action Army Pistol and twirling it around his finger then putting it back in his holster. In his other hand he has a have drunk bottle of whisky.........*
This place is a ghost town...... So get with the clicky click people and start posting random stuff so we can get a conversation going here. Otherwise Me Kern and Gerry will have to have an old fashion duel on the streets of deadwood..... hehehe ....ok kinda cheesy I know.... but whatever..
