tracer: LIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
I would never have believed it if I had not seen it. The thought that one of the team could so callously and carelessly insinuate such a sinister and seedy rumour is appalling. I put before the board a motion of censure that the former colleague be stripped of status, stature, state, rollerskates, penguins, shaved monkeys, etc. Friends, colleagues, country bumpkins lend me your beer. This utter fallacy must be put to an end. Besides, the only reason she talks to me is I kidnapped her family. Just joking, no I'm not, yes I am. I think it is pretty smooth to have the digits after seeing talking to her twice. Can't remember why I got them, have no idea what to do with them. All in all, remember the title of the post and know that there is no truth whatsoever in anything I, or my esteemed colleague (with whom my plan for pulling a good joke on you dust bunnies) are telling you. EVERYTHING IS A LIE. No truth. Nope, no truth whatsoever. 'me' had a wee bit of a bender last night and it looks like the little guy is having touble piecing together what happened. Maybe it was the soap opera that he watched while eating cheetos once he left. The world will never know. BTW, 'me', I told you what would happen if you posted. Dun, dun, dunnn. But once again, no truth. Rise my loyal minions, tonight we strike and oust this tyrant on the blog known as 'me'! Going now, I am obviously bored. Take care out there guys and come home soon. Nobody to cuddle with you know.