El Feo Kern: What the desert can do to a man...
WARNING:
This is an AIM log between two "Anonymous"
individuals and is not for the faint of heart.
Kern: damn... i just took a dump that
made me feel violated
Kern: i mean... it was HUGE!
Jason: damn
Jason: football size?
Kern: you've seen american history X...
Kern: remember the shower scene
Kern: it was like that in reverse
Jason: HHAHAHA
Kern: it was horrible
Kern: i need counseling
Kern: I actually screamed "RAPE" while on the shitter
Kern: I had to walk outside with it hanging out of my arse
so i could take a break and smoke a cigarette... standing of course
Kern: i burned about 500 calories just trying to get it out
Kern: The new pope wept for me
Kern: BENEDICT WEPT FOR MEEEE!!!
Kern: Voyager sent back a message from outside
our solar system that read "D-DAAAAAMMMN"
Kern: locals are outside worshiping it, as we speak
Jason: HAHA
Jason: Dude
Kern: Flies fall dead to the ground when they look at it
Kern: it is... magnificent
Jason: you have lost your fucking mind out here
Kern: i have
Jason: wait a minute
Jason: your telling me you removed it from the bowl
Jason: and it is outside right now
Kern: NO!
Kern: IT BROKE THE BOWL
Jason: LOL
Kern: IT'S STICKING OUT OF THE ROOF!
Jason: HAHAHA
Kern: It's 9x4x1 dood
Kern: 9 x 4 x 1
Kern: IT'S FULL OF MUTHAFUCKIN STARS!
Jason: THAT DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Kern: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
WARNING:
This is an AIM log between two "Anonymous"
individuals and is not for the faint of heart.
Kern: damn... i just took a dump that
made me feel violated
Kern: i mean... it was HUGE!
Jason: damn
Jason: football size?
Kern: you've seen american history X...
Kern: remember the shower scene
Kern: it was like that in reverse
Jason: HHAHAHA
Kern: it was horrible
Kern: i need counseling
Kern: I actually screamed "RAPE" while on the shitter
Kern: I had to walk outside with it hanging out of my arse
so i could take a break and smoke a cigarette... standing of course
Kern: i burned about 500 calories just trying to get it out
Kern: The new pope wept for me
Kern: BENEDICT WEPT FOR MEEEE!!!
Kern: Voyager sent back a message from outside
our solar system that read "D-DAAAAAMMMN"
Kern: locals are outside worshiping it, as we speak
Jason: HAHA
Jason: Dude
Kern: Flies fall dead to the ground when they look at it
Kern: it is... magnificent
Jason: you have lost your fucking mind out here
Kern: i have
Jason: wait a minute
Jason: your telling me you removed it from the bowl
Jason: and it is outside right now
Kern: NO!
Kern: IT BROKE THE BOWL
Jason: LOL
Kern: IT'S STICKING OUT OF THE ROOF!
Jason: HAHAHA
Kern: It's 9x4x1 dood
Kern: 9 x 4 x 1
Kern: IT'S FULL OF MUTHAFUCKIN STARS!
Jason: THAT DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Kern: THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
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