El Feo Kern: the pope died?! FILM AT ELEVEN!
The pope's not dead... he's frozen.
and when we thar out the pope, he is gonna be really pissed off...
John Paul II is the only pope i've ever known
So when i heard he passed on i had a moment of "aww, that sucks" (no, i am not catholic, but catholics don't wake me up at 9am by knockin on my door askin if i want to pray with em ::shakes his fist at Utah:: so they get a hint of respect outa me for that)
but at the same time, for most of my natural life i've been thinkin "Man, that guy needs to croak or retire... he just aint lookin to good... maybe god hates him".
The point im trying to make is... IT AINT NO FUCKIN SURPRISE PEOPLE!
The news is treating this like a natural disaster.
some completely unforeseen event straight outa left field.
it's a little ghey.
and another thing, why the FUCK do you need a CNN EXCLUSIVE - DEAD POPE CAM ?!?
"NOTHING BUT ROUND THE CLOCK COVERAGE OF THE POPE'S DEAD ASS! LIVE!
DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, HE MAY RISE AGAIN!!! AND IF YOU MISS IT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!"
i want off this rock... so... bad...