El Feo Kern: I'm... a... COMMANDO!
today, like every other day here at my "home" site, has sucked since i've been back from leave... but! today was different.
no matter how annoyed or pissed i got (which believe you me, out here it can be enough to "drive a man ta drinkin the blue water" in hopes the pain or possible death, that would certainly follow, would be enough to subside the urge to claw out your eyes out with SNADPAPER due to the persistent neverending string of whining and rotten feces that is thrown by the Chimp-like hordes that run free in this camp!) i had an underlying sense of peace and calm.
It was the most curious sensation...
up to my scalp in feces, but blissfully carefree
fingers, at the ready to - in a moments notice - LEAP to the call of my eyeballs needing prompt removal, yet serenity... bouncing around me like... soft, pillowy clouds... of joy.
then it struck me! *crrrrrACK!*
Like an elephant stepping on the end of a blood stained rake... *THWACK!*
Like Zeus himself throwing an ice-cream social
I realized...
this morning, when i got dressed, i forgot something...
i forgot to... put on my underwear!
that's right - I am free-ballin, going Commando, airing the twig n' berries.
Everything is going my way.
*whistles as he skips back outside hoping no creepy crawlies take advantage of his mistake*
today, like every other day here at my "home" site, has sucked since i've been back from leave... but! today was different.
no matter how annoyed or pissed i got (which believe you me, out here it can be enough to "drive a man ta drinkin the blue water" in hopes the pain or possible death, that would certainly follow, would be enough to subside the urge to claw out your eyes out with SNADPAPER due to the persistent neverending string of whining and rotten feces that is thrown by the Chimp-like hordes that run free in this camp!) i had an underlying sense of peace and calm.
It was the most curious sensation...
up to my scalp in feces, but blissfully carefree
fingers, at the ready to - in a moments notice - LEAP to the call of my eyeballs needing prompt removal, yet serenity... bouncing around me like... soft, pillowy clouds... of joy.
then it struck me! *crrrrrACK!*
Like an elephant stepping on the end of a blood stained rake... *THWACK!*
Like Zeus himself throwing an ice-cream social
I realized...
this morning, when i got dressed, i forgot something...
i forgot to... put on my underwear!
that's right - I am free-ballin, going Commando, airing the twig n' berries.
Everything is going my way.
*whistles as he skips back outside hoping no creepy crawlies take advantage of his mistake*
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