El Feo Kern: My fat Jokes of the day
someone was complaining about the lack of shade
today so i raise my ham-hock of an arm and villages
3 miles away started praying to allah to save them
from the darkness that has spread across the land
i had to borrow a tent cause my towel was to small
i walk to the office and people think we're under attack
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
they almost shot me yesterday...
something about not letting livestock on base
I thought i had lost a sock in the laundry, but then i
realized i was putting on my sleeping bag
an Iraqi got sucked into my gravitational field today...
yeah , he didnt make it
I only expect fat guys in iraq to think these are even remotely funny...
i need a smoke
someone was complaining about the lack of shade
today so i raise my ham-hock of an arm and villages
3 miles away started praying to allah to save them
from the darkness that has spread across the land
i had to borrow a tent cause my towel was to small
i walk to the office and people think we're under attack
*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
they almost shot me yesterday...
something about not letting livestock on base
I thought i had lost a sock in the laundry, but then i
realized i was putting on my sleeping bag
an Iraqi got sucked into my gravitational field today...
yeah , he didnt make it
I only expect fat guys in iraq to think these are even remotely funny...
i need a smoke
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