El Feo Kern: i can almost make out that line
"There are things that I said I would never do
There are fears that I can not believe have come true
For my soul is too sick and too little and too late
And myself I have grown too weary to hate"
lyrics from [With_Teeth]
"There are things that I said I would never do
There are fears that I can not believe have come true
For my soul is too sick and too little and too late
And myself I have grown too weary to hate"
lyrics from [With_Teeth]
El Feo Kern: It's Universal
The international Language of ... gas?
http://svt.rude.se/ (safe for work)
it takes a second to load, but
then it unloads quickly >)
The international Language of ... gas?
http://svt.rude.se/ (safe for work)
it takes a second to load, but
then it unloads quickly >)
El Feo Kern: it smells funny in here
Kern: you ever have one of those days
where you feel the need to push yourself
to the brink of pain
Kern: eg - mashing your teeth together...
or pulling at your fingernails?
Jason: LOL
Jason: umm...........no
Jason: and if anyone else asked me this I
might be worried about their mental health
Jason: but you
Jason: pretty standard
Kern: thanks man... i appreciate that
Kern: you ever have one of those days
where you feel the need to push yourself
to the brink of pain
Kern: eg - mashing your teeth together...
or pulling at your fingernails?
Jason: LOL
Jason: umm...........no
Jason: and if anyone else asked me this I
might be worried about their mental health
Jason: but you
Jason: pretty standard
Kern: thanks man... i appreciate that
Zero: Thoughts on the new Star Wars...
Last night I was able to catch the new Episode III. Damn, dude... Dare I say this is be the only decent movie in the entire prequel trilogy? I think so...
After being kicked in the balls and raped in the ass with the first two movies, I promised myself I wouldn't pay to see this last one. Of course I knew I HAD to see it, that part was never in question. I just wouldn't PAY to see it; and I didn't. Heh. And although this new movie still doesn't excuse the shameful commercial excrement of the first two, I have to admit that this final movie helps save the prequel series from total and utter shame. I guess Lucas wasn't a total pud after all.
If ya get the chance, check it out...
Oh, and Jason, I'm sorry dude but it's official. Jango Fett DID die in the last one. Ante up, man. (You thought I forgot didn't you?)
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"...Kill them...Kill them all."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the redeemed
Last night I was able to catch the new Episode III. Damn, dude... Dare I say this is be the only decent movie in the entire prequel trilogy? I think so...
After being kicked in the balls and raped in the ass with the first two movies, I promised myself I wouldn't pay to see this last one. Of course I knew I HAD to see it, that part was never in question. I just wouldn't PAY to see it; and I didn't. Heh. And although this new movie still doesn't excuse the shameful commercial excrement of the first two, I have to admit that this final movie helps save the prequel series from total and utter shame. I guess Lucas wasn't a total pud after all.
If ya get the chance, check it out...
Oh, and Jason, I'm sorry dude but it's official. Jango Fett DID die in the last one. Ante up, man. (You thought I forgot didn't you?)
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"...Kill them...Kill them all."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the redeemed
me: How would it take for you to realize your firend is missing his head
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/25/driver.decapitation.ap/index.html
I think i would figure it out in no more than 6-7 miles
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/25/driver.decapitation.ap/index.html
I think i would figure it out in no more than 6-7 miles
Zero: Re: BORED!
Anna,
Not bad, not bad. I still like your "bird" cartoon the best though. ;-)
...
...I actually liked it enough to find out the lyrics to the song he/she/it is singing.
*hangs head in shame* Damn I'm sick.
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"Ah, the direct approach... I admire that coming from a guy who wears a mask!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the flash cartoon junky
Anna,
Not bad, not bad. I still like your "bird" cartoon the best though. ;-)
...
...I actually liked it enough to find out the lyrics to the song he/she/it is singing.
*hangs head in shame* Damn I'm sick.
11101110111
"Ah, the direct approach... I admire that coming from a guy who wears a mask!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the flash cartoon junky
Zero: Random Thoughts on how the "War" in Iraq can be improved...
"You're right, Kern. Who gives a FUCK who I offend...?"
PYSCHOLOGICAL and TOTAL WARFARE
1.) Load the bodies of captured or dead insurgents into 155mm cannons and blast them back into the town they came from.
2.) Strap bombs onto a herd of pigs and let them loose into suspected terrorist training camps. We pretty much do this already; just replace the predator drones with pigs... something they actually 'fear'.
3.) During engagements with enemy insurgents, combine traditional close air support with pig blood dropped from supporting air tankers.
4.) Force the families of insurgents into concentration camps for re-education and de-programming.
5.) For every IED, VBIED, or HBIED encountered raze and destroy the town/village responsible (or the closest one to it).
6.) If any instance of enemy activity is encountered from a building with protected status (i.e mosques), that structure will immediately lose it's protected status and will be razed and destroyed. There will be no hesitation.
7.) Accompany all air raids and massive ground actions with harsh or humorous music (i.e American Headcharge, Bile, Rammstein, the opening theme of Beetlejuice, etc).
8.) Reinstate Napalm for use in close air support.
9.) Reinstate flamethrowers for use in urban warfare.
10.) Use ANY means necessary to extract information from captured insurgents without hesitation. Terrorist insurgents are not recognized war combatants in uniform and therefore hold no POW status. (Technically, the rules of engagement don't even apply to them.... therefore shoot on site if you don't want to capture them.)
The above are only opinions on how the war in Iraq and elsewhere on terrorism can be improved. Some may think that the above can be considered unjust and morally wrong. War is NEVER just or pretty. War is the failure of diplomacy and reason. War means people will die; the goal is to ensure that more of them die than us by whatever means necessary.
Total Warfare: Destroying an enemy's military forces does not ensure victory. Only by destroying an enemy's spirit can true victory be won. You must break their will. You must destroy their ability to make war and see it through to the very end to ensure it can never happen again.
Recent wars and military actions where Total Warfare was not used:
Korea: We pulled out while we had the upper hand and brought the current issues we face with N. Korea upon us.
Vietnam: We all know how that one ended. Some say we lost the battle but won the war. I suppose that's true. Communism in S.E Asia was contained after all. But in my opinion, if you're gonna fight, fight to win and see it through to the end. No regrets.
Persian Gulf: If we'd done it right the first time, we wouldn't be here right now.
The fact is that our soldiers are trained to destroy the enemy. But in actual war, they're not allowed to destroy the enemy the way they've been trained. We're fighting a "war" with one hand tied around our balls....
...again.
The question is not 'why' or 'how' we became involved in this "war". The point is that regardless of 'why' or 'how' or whether we were justified to be here in the first place, we are now commited to finishing something we started.
History has shown us time and time again, that only a policy of Total Warfare can quickly destroy an enemy and end wars. General (and later President) Sherman proved this in his march to the sea that razed Atlanta. General (and later President) Andrew Jackson proved this by carrying out this same kind of warfare on native Americans. General Pershing proved this with his merciless slaughter of insurgents in the Philippines (thus proving that a hostile populace CAN in fact be conquered, occupied, and re-educated without the extended ordeal we're currently going through). The United States military proved this with the fire-bombings of Tokyo and the nuclear destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To argue any of these points would be moot as you can't argue with hard line results, history, and fact.
Unfortunately, there are some people (and cultures) that only understand force. Therefore you have to forcefully pacify them... then maybe they'll be more receptive to your efforts to help them.
...
...
Ok... I say again, the above is only an opinion... And I'm entitled to it.
...
...
...so fuck off. Heh. :-P
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"...You cannont love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can... loving everyone and everything only cheapens the feelings meant for the ones you truly feel deserve your love..." Ave Satanas.
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the practical
"You're right, Kern. Who gives a FUCK who I offend...?"
PYSCHOLOGICAL and TOTAL WARFARE
1.) Load the bodies of captured or dead insurgents into 155mm cannons and blast them back into the town they came from.
2.) Strap bombs onto a herd of pigs and let them loose into suspected terrorist training camps. We pretty much do this already; just replace the predator drones with pigs... something they actually 'fear'.
3.) During engagements with enemy insurgents, combine traditional close air support with pig blood dropped from supporting air tankers.
4.) Force the families of insurgents into concentration camps for re-education and de-programming.
5.) For every IED, VBIED, or HBIED encountered raze and destroy the town/village responsible (or the closest one to it).
6.) If any instance of enemy activity is encountered from a building with protected status (i.e mosques), that structure will immediately lose it's protected status and will be razed and destroyed. There will be no hesitation.
7.) Accompany all air raids and massive ground actions with harsh or humorous music (i.e American Headcharge, Bile, Rammstein, the opening theme of Beetlejuice, etc).
8.) Reinstate Napalm for use in close air support.
9.) Reinstate flamethrowers for use in urban warfare.
10.) Use ANY means necessary to extract information from captured insurgents without hesitation. Terrorist insurgents are not recognized war combatants in uniform and therefore hold no POW status. (Technically, the rules of engagement don't even apply to them.... therefore shoot on site if you don't want to capture them.)
The above are only opinions on how the war in Iraq and elsewhere on terrorism can be improved. Some may think that the above can be considered unjust and morally wrong. War is NEVER just or pretty. War is the failure of diplomacy and reason. War means people will die; the goal is to ensure that more of them die than us by whatever means necessary.
Total Warfare: Destroying an enemy's military forces does not ensure victory. Only by destroying an enemy's spirit can true victory be won. You must break their will. You must destroy their ability to make war and see it through to the very end to ensure it can never happen again.
Recent wars and military actions where Total Warfare was not used:
Korea: We pulled out while we had the upper hand and brought the current issues we face with N. Korea upon us.
Vietnam: We all know how that one ended. Some say we lost the battle but won the war. I suppose that's true. Communism in S.E Asia was contained after all. But in my opinion, if you're gonna fight, fight to win and see it through to the end. No regrets.
Persian Gulf: If we'd done it right the first time, we wouldn't be here right now.
The fact is that our soldiers are trained to destroy the enemy. But in actual war, they're not allowed to destroy the enemy the way they've been trained. We're fighting a "war" with one hand tied around our balls....
...again.
The question is not 'why' or 'how' we became involved in this "war". The point is that regardless of 'why' or 'how' or whether we were justified to be here in the first place, we are now commited to finishing something we started.
History has shown us time and time again, that only a policy of Total Warfare can quickly destroy an enemy and end wars. General (and later President) Sherman proved this in his march to the sea that razed Atlanta. General (and later President) Andrew Jackson proved this by carrying out this same kind of warfare on native Americans. General Pershing proved this with his merciless slaughter of insurgents in the Philippines (thus proving that a hostile populace CAN in fact be conquered, occupied, and re-educated without the extended ordeal we're currently going through). The United States military proved this with the fire-bombings of Tokyo and the nuclear destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To argue any of these points would be moot as you can't argue with hard line results, history, and fact.
Unfortunately, there are some people (and cultures) that only understand force. Therefore you have to forcefully pacify them... then maybe they'll be more receptive to your efforts to help them.
...
...
Ok... I say again, the above is only an opinion... And I'm entitled to it.
...
...
...so fuck off. Heh. :-P
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"...You cannont love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can... loving everyone and everything only cheapens the feelings meant for the ones you truly feel deserve your love..." Ave Satanas.
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the practical
El Feo Kern: PSA
alright guys, i know there aren't many NIN
lovers in our group (at least not to my level of depravity),
but i HAVE to strongly recommend (if i havent already)
you guys "acquire" (i dont care how) a copy of the new
album of "With Teeth" and listen to the last song
on the album "Right where it belongs"...
actually... the last two songs (in order)
"Beside you in time" sets up "Right where it belongs" nicely... in my opinion
i suggest a good set of headphones at a moderately high volume
(aka - loud, but without distortion of sound) in a calm, low-lit
environment.
pay close attention to the lyrics... they are in fact the best part.
honestly... the song is... "moving"
yes, yes... sounds faggy - i know... stfu.
I WAS BORN THIS WAY!
I CANNOT FIX THIS! IT CANNOT BE FIXED I TELL YOU!
... not without a bottle of vodka/rum anyway.
::scribbles something down on a pad of paper and scowls::
that'll be $100 and come back to WAIT!... who the fuck am i talking to?
alright guys, i know there aren't many NIN
lovers in our group (at least not to my level of depravity),
but i HAVE to strongly recommend (if i havent already)
you guys "acquire" (i dont care how) a copy of the new
album of "With Teeth" and listen to the last song
on the album "Right where it belongs"...
actually... the last two songs (in order)
"Beside you in time" sets up "Right where it belongs" nicely... in my opinion
i suggest a good set of headphones at a moderately high volume
(aka - loud, but without distortion of sound) in a calm, low-lit
environment.
pay close attention to the lyrics... they are in fact the best part.
honestly... the song is... "moving"
yes, yes... sounds faggy - i know... stfu.
I WAS BORN THIS WAY!
I CANNOT FIX THIS! IT CANNOT BE FIXED I TELL YOU!
... not without a bottle of vodka/rum anyway.
::scribbles something down on a pad of paper and scowls::
that'll be $100 and come back to WAIT!... who the fuck am i talking to?
El Feo Kern: gynormous testicles
Rats and Bats, it's no lie,
they eat your face and then you die.
but this does shed an interesting light on Ashley's childhood development...
I mean look at it like this...
Ninth grade Rat dissection and she notices:
A) the rats obvious intellectual prowess (before expiration obviously)
B) the athletic and sleek scavenger build
C) His charming personality and sharp humor (before expiration obviously)
D) His balls
::scribbles something down on a pad of paper and scowls::
that will be $100 and come back to see me next week.
[RT] LittleBalls, the Kern
"I once stuck a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth... and I BLEW HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!"
Rats and Bats, it's no lie,
they eat your face and then you die.
but this does shed an interesting light on Ashley's childhood development...
I mean look at it like this...
Ninth grade Rat dissection and she notices:
A) the rats obvious intellectual prowess (before expiration obviously)
B) the athletic and sleek scavenger build
C) His charming personality and sharp humor (before expiration obviously)
D) His balls
::scribbles something down on a pad of paper and scowls::
that will be $100 and come back to see me next week.
[RT] LittleBalls, the Kern
"I once stuck a firecracker in a bullfrogs mouth... and I BLEW HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!"
me: In other news
STAR WARS
I will be seeing this on sat. HAHA you iraqi bastards
and on DVD
TEAMAMERICA Fuck ya
has now been added to my dvd collection although not porn it is still good.
STAR WARS
I will be seeing this on sat. HAHA you iraqi bastards
and on DVD
TEAMAMERICA Fuck ya
has now been added to my dvd collection although not porn it is still good.
me: Kern sorry to here about your relatives
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm
Zero: Thoughts From the Sand (ZeroSanity Mix) aka: If everyone's doing it, so can I
Random Thought #1: I hear southern California's nice this time of the year...
Random Thought #2: Why is there only ONE knife in my pocket?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room... 'Cause then I'd just have to kill someone.
Random Thought #4: Who would've thought that tank treads make decent speedbumps?
Random Thought #5: Why does the haji running the barber shop give me that disturbing 'hungry stare' everytime I walk by?
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...? Pussies...
Random Thought #7: Why do doctors always prescribe you heaps of shit you don't want when you see them for something minor? But when you see them to get a prescription for a particular thing you do want, why don't they ever give it to you?
Random Thought #8: Why ARE there grenades in the main office? I thought I put those in my room...
Random Thought #9: Why does everyone run outside to take pictures during incoming fire? Dumbasses...
Random Thought #10: *censored*
Random Thought #11: .30-06 or .308? Hmmm...
That was fun.
Here's another "thought-invoking" link for you all: http://norrlandsguld.privaten.nu/frog.swf once again, thanx Liz.
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"...In many ways, the M-1911A1 is a direct metaphor for the US military in itself: big, loud, and powerful..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the exhausted
Random Thought #1: I hear southern California's nice this time of the year...
Random Thought #2: Why is there only ONE knife in my pocket?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room... 'Cause then I'd just have to kill someone.
Random Thought #4: Who would've thought that tank treads make decent speedbumps?
Random Thought #5: Why does the haji running the barber shop give me that disturbing 'hungry stare' everytime I walk by?
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...? Pussies...
Random Thought #7: Why do doctors always prescribe you heaps of shit you don't want when you see them for something minor? But when you see them to get a prescription for a particular thing you do want, why don't they ever give it to you?
Random Thought #8: Why ARE there grenades in the main office? I thought I put those in my room...
Random Thought #9: Why does everyone run outside to take pictures during incoming fire? Dumbasses...
Random Thought #10: *censored*
Random Thought #11: .30-06 or .308? Hmmm...
That was fun.
Here's another "thought-invoking" link for you all: http://norrlandsguld.privaten.nu/frog.swf once again, thanx Liz.
11101110111
"...In many ways, the M-1911A1 is a direct metaphor for the US military in itself: big, loud, and powerful..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the exhausted
El Feo Kern: Radom Thought's From The Sand (KernMix)
Random Thought #1: why AM I moving to cleveland? wallawallawhere the fuck is that?! Is it far?!
ROAD TRIP!!! WOOOOOO! *hick* you can run... but you cant hide */hick* WOOOOO!
Random Thought #2: why is there a knife in my pocket?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room... cause i was savin that shit!
Random Thought #4: the man across the room has stitches... in his head... fresh too - *ouch*
Random Thought #5: why do the haji's travel in packs when visiting the medic?
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...But not nearly as hot aaAAHHH! IM ON FIRE!
Random Thought #7: why have i not slept in the past 32hrs?
Random Thought #8: Why ARE there grenades in the main office?
Random Thought #9: were those controlled det's? or are they walking mortars in?
Random Thought #10: I wish the tiny man in my brain would stop screaming and just leave me alone...
i'm such a poser, but hey... it's a cool idea for a post
your turn Zero.
Btw, all of the above were actual thoughts i had today... aka - not just for effect
... #10 might be pushin it a little though
Random Thought #1: why AM I moving to cleveland? wallawallawhere the fuck is that?! Is it far?!
ROAD TRIP!!! WOOOOOO! *hick* you can run... but you cant hide */hick* WOOOOO!
Random Thought #2: why is there a knife in my pocket?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room... cause i was savin that shit!
Random Thought #4: the man across the room has stitches... in his head... fresh too - *ouch*
Random Thought #5: why do the haji's travel in packs when visiting the medic?
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...But not nearly as hot aaAAHHH! IM ON FIRE!
Random Thought #7: why have i not slept in the past 32hrs?
Random Thought #8: Why ARE there grenades in the main office?
Random Thought #9: were those controlled det's? or are they walking mortars in?
Random Thought #10: I wish the tiny man in my brain would stop screaming and just leave me alone...
i'm such a poser, but hey... it's a cool idea for a post
your turn Zero.
Btw, all of the above were actual thoughts i had today... aka - not just for effect
... #10 might be pushin it a little though
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Radom Thought's From The Sand
Random Thought #1: Why is Kern moving to Cleveland, Ohio and Ashley is moving to Walla Walla, Kentucky
Random Thought #2: Where is my pocket knife?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room today because I left my wall locker unlocked.
Random Thought #4: Why is saftey Tony wearing a Hawiian Booey hat?
Random Thought #5: Why does that Haji look like he is pacing off steps to the main office...
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...But not nearly as hot as it is going to be soon.
Random Thought #7: Why can't they learn how to use the bank button on the handheld radios.
Random Thought #8: Why are there grenades in the main office?
Random Thought #9: Why is our translator limping?
Random Thought #10: Ahhh Shit my boot laces are undone.
I have been told that I do not post enough. These are random tthoughts I have had throughout the day and decided to post them. I hope it was informative and entertaining.
Random Thought #1: Why is Kern moving to Cleveland, Ohio and Ashley is moving to Walla Walla, Kentucky
Random Thought #2: Where is my pocket knife?
Random Thought #3: I hope they did not clean my room today because I left my wall locker unlocked.
Random Thought #4: Why is saftey Tony wearing a Hawiian Booey hat?
Random Thought #5: Why does that Haji look like he is pacing off steps to the main office...
Random Thought #6: It's hot today...But not nearly as hot as it is going to be soon.
Random Thought #7: Why can't they learn how to use the bank button on the handheld radios.
Random Thought #8: Why are there grenades in the main office?
Random Thought #9: Why is our translator limping?
Random Thought #10: Ahhh Shit my boot laces are undone.
I have been told that I do not post enough. These are random tthoughts I have had throughout the day and decided to post them. I hope it was informative and entertaining.
El Feo Kern: back on the air
btw - I forgot to mention - I'm back online
(i know, i know... you all care)
anyway, I'm moving to Cleveland, Ohio.
that is all.
btw - I forgot to mention - I'm back online
(i know, i know... you all care)
anyway, I'm moving to Cleveland, Ohio.
that is all.
Zero: Hmm...
I hate this feeling. I feel like I forgot something this past week or so. Like I forgot to do something last Saturday... Or was it Monday...? I can't remember... Don't you hate that feeling?
Oh, well. If I can't remember what it was then I guess it wasn't anything important.
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"...Why am I seething with this animosity? I think you owe me a great big apology. Terrible lie..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the ignorantly blissful
I hate this feeling. I feel like I forgot something this past week or so. Like I forgot to do something last Saturday... Or was it Monday...? I can't remember... Don't you hate that feeling?
Oh, well. If I can't remember what it was then I guess it wasn't anything important.
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"...Why am I seething with this animosity? I think you owe me a great big apology. Terrible lie..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the ignorantly blissful
Zero: Interesting
A little tidbit someone sent me...
****
What a magnificent and insightful view of what this war on
Terrorism is actually about.
General Hawley, is a newly retired USAF 4 star general. He
commanded the Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and
bombers at Langley AFB, VA.] He is now retired and no longer
required to be politically correct. A true patriot!
"Since the attack [9/11], I have seen, heard, and read
thoughts of such surprising stupidity that they must be addressed.
You've heard them too. Here they are:
(1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is
relative."
Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, nothing is
relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves. You see,
folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay?
The only perfect being is the bearded guy on the ceiling of the
Sistine Chapel. The plain fact is that our country has, with all
our mistakes and blunders, always been and always will be the
greatest beacon of freedom, charity, opportunity, and affection in
history. If you need proof, open all the borders on Earth and see
what happens.
(2) "Violence only leads to more violence."
This one is so stupid you usually have to be the president
of an Ivy League university to say it. Here's the truth, which
you know in your heads and hearts already: Ineffective, unfocused
violence leads to more violence. Limp, panicky, half measures lead
to more violence. However, complete, fully thought through,
professional, well executed violence never leads to more violence
because, you see, afterwards, the other guys are all dead. That's
right, dead. Not "on trial," not "reeducated," not "nurtured back
into the bosom of love." Dead.
(3) "The CIA and the rest of our intelligence community
have failed us."
For 25 years we have chained our spies like dogs to a stake
in the ground, and now that the house has been robbed, we yell at
them for not protecting us. Starting in the late seventies, under
Carter appointee Stansfield Turner, the giant brains who get these
giant ideas decided that the best way to gather international
intelligence was to use spy satellites. "After all, (they
reasoned), you can see a license plate from 200 miles away." This
is very helpful if you've been attacked by a license plate.
Unfortunately, we were attacked by humans. Finding humans is not
possible with satellites. You have to use other humans. When we
bought all our satellites, we fired all our human s, and here's the
really stupid part. It takes years, decades to infiltrate new
humans into the worst places of the world. You can't just have a
guy who looks like Gary Busey in a Spring Bre
(4) "These people are poor and helpless, and that's why
they're angry at us."
Uh-huh, and Jeffrey Dahmer's frozen head collection was
just a desperate cry for help. The terrorists and their backers
are richer than Elton John and, ironically, a good deal less
annoying. The poor helpless people, you see, are the villagers
they tortured and murdered to stay in power. Mohammed Atta, one
of the evil scumbags who steered those planes into the killing
grounds is the son of a Cairo surgeon. But of course, you knew this already.
In the sixties and seventies, all the pinheads marching against
the war were upper-middle-class college kids who grabbed any cause
they could think of to get out of their final papers and spend
more time drinking. It's the same today."
(5) "Any profiling is racial profiling."
Who's killing us here, the Norwegians? Just days after the
attack, the New York Times had an article saying dozens of
extended members of the gazillionaire bin Laden family living in
America were afraid of reprisals and left in a huff, never to
return to studying at Harvard and using too much Drakkar. I'm
crushed. Please come back. Let's all stop singing "We Are the
World" for a minute and think practically. I don't want to be
sitting on the floor in the back of a plane four seconds away from
hitting Mt.Rushmore and turn, grinning, to the guy next to me and
say, "Well, at least we didn't offend them."
*So here's what I resolve for the New Year*:
Never to forget our murdered brothers and sisters. Never
to let the relativists get away with their immoral thinking.
After all, no matter what your daughter's political science
professor says, we didn't start this. Have you seen that bumper
sticker that says, "No More Hiroshimas"? I wish I had one that
says, "No More Pearl Harbors" .
Thanks a ton. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If
you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
****
11101110111
"...the price of freedom is eternal vigilance..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the thoughtful
A little tidbit someone sent me...
****
What a magnificent and insightful view of what this war on
Terrorism is actually about.
General Hawley, is a newly retired USAF 4 star general. He
commanded the Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and
bombers at Langley AFB, VA.] He is now retired and no longer
required to be politically correct. A true patriot!
"Since the attack [9/11], I have seen, heard, and read
thoughts of such surprising stupidity that they must be addressed.
You've heard them too. Here they are:
(1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is
relative."
Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, nothing is
relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves. You see,
folks, saying "We're good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay?
The only perfect being is the bearded guy on the ceiling of the
Sistine Chapel. The plain fact is that our country has, with all
our mistakes and blunders, always been and always will be the
greatest beacon of freedom, charity, opportunity, and affection in
history. If you need proof, open all the borders on Earth and see
what happens.
(2) "Violence only leads to more violence."
This one is so stupid you usually have to be the president
of an Ivy League university to say it. Here's the truth, which
you know in your heads and hearts already: Ineffective, unfocused
violence leads to more violence. Limp, panicky, half measures lead
to more violence. However, complete, fully thought through,
professional, well executed violence never leads to more violence
because, you see, afterwards, the other guys are all dead. That's
right, dead. Not "on trial," not "reeducated," not "nurtured back
into the bosom of love." Dead.
(3) "The CIA and the rest of our intelligence community
have failed us."
For 25 years we have chained our spies like dogs to a stake
in the ground, and now that the house has been robbed, we yell at
them for not protecting us. Starting in the late seventies, under
Carter appointee Stansfield Turner, the giant brains who get these
giant ideas decided that the best way to gather international
intelligence was to use spy satellites. "After all, (they
reasoned), you can see a license plate from 200 miles away." This
is very helpful if you've been attacked by a license plate.
Unfortunately, we were attacked by humans. Finding humans is not
possible with satellites. You have to use other humans. When we
bought all our satellites, we fired all our human s, and here's the
really stupid part. It takes years, decades to infiltrate new
humans into the worst places of the world. You can't just have a
guy who looks like Gary Busey in a Spring Bre
(4) "These people are poor and helpless, and that's why
they're angry at us."
Uh-huh, and Jeffrey Dahmer's frozen head collection was
just a desperate cry for help. The terrorists and their backers
are richer than Elton John and, ironically, a good deal less
annoying. The poor helpless people, you see, are the villagers
they tortured and murdered to stay in power. Mohammed Atta, one
of the evil scumbags who steered those planes into the killing
grounds is the son of a Cairo surgeon. But of course, you knew this already.
In the sixties and seventies, all the pinheads marching against
the war were upper-middle-class college kids who grabbed any cause
they could think of to get out of their final papers and spend
more time drinking. It's the same today."
(5) "Any profiling is racial profiling."
Who's killing us here, the Norwegians? Just days after the
attack, the New York Times had an article saying dozens of
extended members of the gazillionaire bin Laden family living in
America were afraid of reprisals and left in a huff, never to
return to studying at Harvard and using too much Drakkar. I'm
crushed. Please come back. Let's all stop singing "We Are the
World" for a minute and think practically. I don't want to be
sitting on the floor in the back of a plane four seconds away from
hitting Mt.Rushmore and turn, grinning, to the guy next to me and
say, "Well, at least we didn't offend them."
*So here's what I resolve for the New Year*:
Never to forget our murdered brothers and sisters. Never
to let the relativists get away with their immoral thinking.
After all, no matter what your daughter's political science
professor says, we didn't start this. Have you seen that bumper
sticker that says, "No More Hiroshimas"? I wish I had one that
says, "No More Pearl Harbors" .
Thanks a ton. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If
you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
****
11101110111
"...the price of freedom is eternal vigilance..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the thoughtful
Shell: go figure...
Darwin's theories seem to work way to often : Example:
from forsakethetroops.info (just in case its gone later)
Forsake The Troops-- The Official Website!
On Monday evening, the webmaster of Forsake The Troops was brutally assaulted by two men, thought to be members of the military, in response to their opinions about this website. Mr. Crook had been the target of numerous death threats and trespassers at his residence. All of these threats were saved and have been turned over to the authorities.
UPDATE:
At 6:19pm Eastern time, Michael Crook died of his injuries, after being rushed by ambulance to the leading hospital in the area for head trauma. The two men who allegedly assaulted him are currently in the custody of police. Mr. Crook died with his wife and infant daughter present.
It is therefore the decision of his family, and associates that Forsake The Troops goes offline, to prevent further incidents of violence and threats against his family. Therefore, this domain will permanantly go offline at around 5pm Eastern time, on Tuesday, May 17th, 2005.
Darwin's theories seem to work way to often : Example:
from forsakethetroops.info (just in case its gone later)
Forsake The Troops-- The Official Website!
On Monday evening, the webmaster of Forsake The Troops was brutally assaulted by two men, thought to be members of the military, in response to their opinions about this website. Mr. Crook had been the target of numerous death threats and trespassers at his residence. All of these threats were saved and have been turned over to the authorities.
UPDATE:
At 6:19pm Eastern time, Michael Crook died of his injuries, after being rushed by ambulance to the leading hospital in the area for head trauma. The two men who allegedly assaulted him are currently in the custody of police. Mr. Crook died with his wife and infant daughter present.
It is therefore the decision of his family, and associates that Forsake The Troops goes offline, to prevent further incidents of violence and threats against his family. Therefore, this domain will permanantly go offline at around 5pm Eastern time, on Tuesday, May 17th, 2005.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: HAHAHA
Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University
1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University
1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referred journal.
5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say He had His son teach the class.
14. He expelled His first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Zero: Wanna see something that'll piss you off?
http://www.forsakethetroops.info/index.shtml
Warning: Did ya read the title? Nah, seriously though... It's pretty sick to see this kind of shit. I guess the that's the flip-side of the 1st Amendment taken to an extreme.
I only post this because I don't think this guy has gotten quite enough hate mail yet.
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"...Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, GIVING THEM AID OR COMFORT WITHIN THE UNITED STATES or elsewhere, IS GUILTY OF TREASON AND SHALL SUFFER DEATH, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States..." - United States Code Title 18 Chapter 115 Section 2381
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-self righteous moronic fuck
http://www.forsakethetroops.info/index.shtml
Warning: Did ya read the title? Nah, seriously though... It's pretty sick to see this kind of shit. I guess the that's the flip-side of the 1st Amendment taken to an extreme.
I only post this because I don't think this guy has gotten quite enough hate mail yet.
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"...Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, GIVING THEM AID OR COMFORT WITHIN THE UNITED STATES or elsewhere, IS GUILTY OF TREASON AND SHALL SUFFER DEATH, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States..." - United States Code Title 18 Chapter 115 Section 2381
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the anti-self righteous moronic fuck
El Feo Kern: is off the air
Ok all you wild and crazy peepoles
I'm going offline for a few days give or take.
catch you cats on the flipside
WORD! to your mutha!
btw... "me"... kill it... kill it now.
I'm losing sleep now you dick (I was before but thats not the point)
Ok all you wild and crazy peepoles
I'm going offline for a few days give or take.
catch you cats on the flipside
WORD! to your mutha!
btw... "me"... kill it... kill it now.
I'm losing sleep now you dick (I was before but thats not the point)
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Yeah the good stuff.
To Kill an American
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was
actually
a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer
of a
reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what
an
American is... so they would know when they found one. (Good on ya,
mate!!!!)
An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or
Afghan.
An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,
Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or
Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The
only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak
for
the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the
world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every
other
nation in the world in their time of need.
When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with
arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any
other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best
music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the
least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your
tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September
11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the
World
Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures,
and
first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did.
So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every
bloodthirsty
tyrant in the history of the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans
are
not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of
the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit,
everywhere,
is an American.
To Kill an American
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was
actually
a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer
of a
reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what
an
American is... so they would know when they found one. (Good on ya,
mate!!!!)
An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or
Afghan.
An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,
Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or
Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The
only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak
for
the government and for God.
An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the
world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.
An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every
other
nation in the world in their time of need.
When the Soviet army overran Afghanistan 20 years ago, Americans came
with
arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any
other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best
music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the
least.
The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your
tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September
11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the
World
Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures,
and
first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did.
So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every
bloodthirsty
tyrant in the history of the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans
are
not a particular people from a particular place. They are the
embodiment of
the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit,
everywhere,
is an American.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The Color TAN!
I HATE the color tan, Khaki, Whatever.....It is so plain and bland. I am tired of seeing it everywhere. The buildings are covered in it. The sand under my feet. The sky filled with it. I gotta get out of here.....
I HATE the color tan, Khaki, Whatever.....It is so plain and bland. I am tired of seeing it everywhere. The buildings are covered in it. The sand under my feet. The sky filled with it. I gotta get out of here.....
me: Bob has been kidnapped
Bob has been kidnapped and replaced with this http://dickcream.com/h/05/0418 i saw it last night it was horrible.
Bob has been kidnapped and replaced with this http://dickcream.com/h/05/0418 i saw it last night it was horrible.
El Feo Kern: Top 10 reasons no human should live here...
no no... screw that ... I'll give you one.
within five minutes
within ten minutes
~fin~
need i say more?
no no... screw that ... I'll give you one.
within five minutes
within ten minutes
~fin~
need i say more?
Zero: Amber
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It crashed again.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want to know what it said?
thekissusa_webcam: yes
thekissusa_webcam: what did u c me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I only saw your face very quickly!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are so attractive
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here is the error it gave me.
thekissusa_webcam: thnks
thekissusa_webcam: ok try again
thekissusa_webcam: i truned off netmeeting and now i have iviata on its 4 the webcam
thekissusa_webcam: thats what i had on when u saw me
thekissusa_webcam: but i put netmeeting on and u got the error
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "ERROR 404 LOOKING AT THE IMAGE OF THIS INSANE, FRUITY GAY EXHIBITIONIST WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. HE HANGS OUT IN PARKING LOTS AND MASTURBATES. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A STALKER AND A SERIAL KILLER AND CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH NORMAL WOMEN. HE HASN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE 1993 AND JERKS OFF THREE TIMES A DAY. HE HAS AIDS IN HIS ASSHOLE FROM ALL THE GAYNESS. WEBCAM CANNOT BE CONTACTED."
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's what it said.
http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/chatlogs.htm Once again, Ned, thanx.
Warning: Portions of the following website are NSFW.
[RTI] Warning: VPN 'aint gonna cut it... but it's so worth it.
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"...You fucking freak!! Shut your fucking mouth!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the hysterical
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It crashed again.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want to know what it said?
thekissusa_webcam: yes
thekissusa_webcam: what did u c me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I only saw your face very quickly!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are so attractive
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here is the error it gave me.
thekissusa_webcam: thnks
thekissusa_webcam: ok try again
thekissusa_webcam: i truned off netmeeting and now i have iviata on its 4 the webcam
thekissusa_webcam: thats what i had on when u saw me
thekissusa_webcam: but i put netmeeting on and u got the error
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "ERROR 404 LOOKING AT THE IMAGE OF THIS INSANE, FRUITY GAY EXHIBITIONIST WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. HE HANGS OUT IN PARKING LOTS AND MASTURBATES. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A STALKER AND A SERIAL KILLER AND CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH NORMAL WOMEN. HE HASN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE 1993 AND JERKS OFF THREE TIMES A DAY. HE HAS AIDS IN HIS ASSHOLE FROM ALL THE GAYNESS. WEBCAM CANNOT BE CONTACTED."
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's what it said.
http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/chatlogs.htm Once again, Ned, thanx.
Warning: Portions of the following website are NSFW.
[RTI] Warning: VPN 'aint gonna cut it... but it's so worth it.
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"...You fucking freak!! Shut your fucking mouth!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the hysterical
El Feo Kern: Re: the fat man strikes
"the Kha-nyou as local Laotians call it, was discovered by a team scientists in a hunter's market in central Laos."
This makes me wonder... do groups of scientists often wander the rows of hunter's markets?
Walter enters the lab and sits down at the table of science
"So Gang, where should our group go out to perform miraculous acts of SCIENCE! today?"
Dennis exclaims "I know! lets all go into the restroom and play "who eats the biscuit"!"
Gabriel LEAPS from his chair and slaps Dennis like the bitch he is
"Damn it Dennis" exclaims Gabriel "We always save that for Tuesday!"
"i know" dennis mutters "but i love that game"
Gabriel grumbles through his teeth "I dont know why... i mean, you always lose" Walter interrupts "calm down you two love birds... Dennis' homosexuality aside, we need to find a place to make some SCIENCE! now lets get-ta-thinkin... where can we find some SCIENCE!... hrm... Jack? Pete? Vlad? any ideas?"
Jack, Pete, and Vlad were killed by gorillas after getting lost somewhere in south america (and i aint talking guys with guns... limbs ripped from sockets, capeesh?), but regardless after Walter's little "incident", they're always "included" in the meetings.
Walter, tired and annoyed, lashes out at the group "Goddamn it! I give up!"
"Let's just go over to tom's office... maybe he has an idea on where we can find some SCIENCE!" says gabriel
Tom was a senior member in this group of SCIENCE-makers and has been for several years, but he couldn't handle the smell from the corpses at every morning meeting so he moved his office to the other side of town next to the hunter's market.
Little did Gabriel realize that his idea born of desperation would lead the group to a whole new level of SCIENCE!
what they will find on their journey will rock the foundation of civilization as we know it...
an ugly-ass rat-squirrel-guineapig-chinchilla
or Rasquirguinchilla for short.
Thank you warriors of SCIENCE!
[RT]Kern, the anti-writer
"... never get involved in a land war in Asia... "
"the Kha-nyou as local Laotians call it, was discovered by a team scientists in a hunter's market in central Laos."
This makes me wonder... do groups of scientists often wander the rows of hunter's markets?
Walter enters the lab and sits down at the table of science
"So Gang, where should our group go out to perform miraculous acts of SCIENCE! today?"
Dennis exclaims "I know! lets all go into the restroom and play "who eats the biscuit"!"
Gabriel LEAPS from his chair and slaps Dennis like the bitch he is
"Damn it Dennis" exclaims Gabriel "We always save that for Tuesday!"
"i know" dennis mutters "but i love that game"
Gabriel grumbles through his teeth "I dont know why... i mean, you always lose" Walter interrupts "calm down you two love birds... Dennis' homosexuality aside, we need to find a place to make some SCIENCE! now lets get-ta-thinkin... where can we find some SCIENCE!... hrm... Jack? Pete? Vlad? any ideas?"
Jack, Pete, and Vlad were killed by gorillas after getting lost somewhere in south america (and i aint talking guys with guns... limbs ripped from sockets, capeesh?), but regardless after Walter's little "incident", they're always "included" in the meetings.
Walter, tired and annoyed, lashes out at the group "Goddamn it! I give up!"
"Let's just go over to tom's office... maybe he has an idea on where we can find some SCIENCE!" says gabriel
Tom was a senior member in this group of SCIENCE-makers and has been for several years, but he couldn't handle the smell from the corpses at every morning meeting so he moved his office to the other side of town next to the hunter's market.
Little did Gabriel realize that his idea born of desperation would lead the group to a whole new level of SCIENCE!
what they will find on their journey will rock the foundation of civilization as we know it...
an ugly-ass rat-squirrel-guineapig-chinchilla
or Rasquirguinchilla for short.
Thank you warriors of SCIENCE!
[RT]Kern, the anti-writer
"... never get involved in a land war in Asia... "
me: The fat man strikes again
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/05/12/new.species.ap/index.html
Millions of years ha my master plan has worked again
I secretly mated a rat with a squirrel
a guinea pig with a chinchilla
their offspring with each other
then dressed umpalumpas up as hunters and made them sell them
You fools you fell victoms to one the most classic blunders
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
HAHAHA
(falls over dead)
Ps. very hard to type while dead
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/05/12/new.species.ap/index.html
Millions of years ha my master plan has worked again
I secretly mated a rat with a squirrel
a guinea pig with a chinchilla
their offspring with each other
then dressed umpalumpas up as hunters and made them sell them
You fools you fell victoms to one the most classic blunders
Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
HAHAHA
(falls over dead)
Ps. very hard to type while dead
El Feo Kern: rollin rollin rollin
back at Al Asad.
and there is this monkey... Stuck... in my ass...
no bueno, i must say.
back at Al Asad.
and there is this monkey... Stuck... in my ass...
no bueno, i must say.
Zero: Re: Happy Belated Victory Day
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"...Let's just kill everyone and let your (g)od sort them out..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, ...
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"...Let's just kill everyone and let your (g)od sort them out..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, ...
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Angry Monkey's
Does anyone here know what an angry monkey in you ass feels like?
IT'S NOT GOOD!!!!!
Does anyone here know what an angry monkey in you ass feels like?
IT'S NOT GOOD!!!!!
Shell: Happy Belated Victory Day
Someone told me to post when I found something interesting... Well I happen to find this
interesting everyone else can say its boring that's fine..
So its Victory Day (or was Victory day for those in Iraq) and I get this email from one of the forums I'm on
1941-1945
Amidst the international holiday celebration - marking the bright Day
of Victory of the Soviet people in the World War II, please accept our
utmost sincere, warm and heart-felt congratulations.
The people of Russia exemplified courage, durability, and mass national
heroism in the fight for freedom and independence for its native land and
liberation of all humanity from Fascist servitude.
We bow our heads low in commemoration of the 27 million Russians fallen
at the front who paid with their lives to secure victory and freedom for
humanity.
We express our deepest gratitude to the remarkable veterans and toilers
of the World War II Who defied death in the hellfire of battles and were
able to surmount all the burdens of wartime.
With honor and dignity they carried out their military and civic duties.
By their unprecedented military endeavors, and their entire being, the
Russian people proved its ability to surmount the gravest obstacles, to
withstand unimaginable trials, and triumph!
The death count from wwII is well over 50 million, thats is ALOT of people. 21.5 million
of those were Russian, why is this interesting to me... Its because if we look at it Russia took a 20 times bigger hit than the US/England did in that war..
(full chart at link above - I just left in the ones I thought were interesting)
Country Military Civilian Deaths
USSR 13,600,000 7,700,000 21,300,000
China 1,324,000 10,000,000 11,324,000
Germany 3,250,000 3,810,000 7,060,000
Poland 850,000 6,000,000 6,850,000
Japan - - 2,000,000
Yugoslavia 300,000 1,400,000 1,706,000
Rumania 520,000 465,000 985,000
France 340,000 470,000 810,000
United States 500,000 - 500,000
Great Britain 326,000 62,000 388,000
Total - - 56,125,262
SO HAPPY VICTORY DAY.
Well as soon as I post this the FBI will show up for anti-government propaganda, so as a final comment
- This post is not intended in anyway to promote the spread of communism, or antizionism. The damn commies never did anything good and Israel is god's chosen land, blessed by his own hand and given to his chosen people who are of course the Jews. Hitler's tyranny only affected the Jew's noone else lost anyone, the numbers are all a fraud. -
Someone told me to post when I found something interesting... Well I happen to find this
interesting everyone else can say its boring that's fine..
So its Victory Day (or was Victory day for those in Iraq) and I get this email from one of the forums I'm on
1941-1945
Amidst the international holiday celebration - marking the bright Day
of Victory of the Soviet people in the World War II, please accept our
utmost sincere, warm and heart-felt congratulations.
The people of Russia exemplified courage, durability, and mass national
heroism in the fight for freedom and independence for its native land and
liberation of all humanity from Fascist servitude.
We bow our heads low in commemoration of the 27 million Russians fallen
at the front who paid with their lives to secure victory and freedom for
humanity.
We express our deepest gratitude to the remarkable veterans and toilers
of the World War II Who defied death in the hellfire of battles and were
able to surmount all the burdens of wartime.
With honor and dignity they carried out their military and civic duties.
By their unprecedented military endeavors, and their entire being, the
Russian people proved its ability to surmount the gravest obstacles, to
withstand unimaginable trials, and triumph!
The death count from wwII is well over 50 million, thats is ALOT of people. 21.5 million
of those were Russian, why is this interesting to me... Its because if we look at it Russia took a 20 times bigger hit than the US/England did in that war..
(full chart at link above - I just left in the ones I thought were interesting)
Country Military Civilian Deaths
USSR 13,600,000 7,700,000 21,300,000
China 1,324,000 10,000,000 11,324,000
Germany 3,250,000 3,810,000 7,060,000
Poland 850,000 6,000,000 6,850,000
Japan - - 2,000,000
Yugoslavia 300,000 1,400,000 1,706,000
Rumania 520,000 465,000 985,000
France 340,000 470,000 810,000
United States 500,000 - 500,000
Great Britain 326,000 62,000 388,000
Total - - 56,125,262
SO HAPPY VICTORY DAY.
Well as soon as I post this the FBI will show up for anti-government propaganda, so as a final comment
- This post is not intended in anyway to promote the spread of communism, or antizionism. The damn commies never did anything good and Israel is god's chosen land, blessed by his own hand and given to his chosen people who are of course the Jews. Hitler's tyranny only affected the Jew's noone else lost anyone, the numbers are all a fraud. -
El Feo Kern: wow...
It's been so long since that phrase has applied to me...
I'm not touting that as a good thing, btw
must... fight... song from... sticking... in my... head *CLICK*!!!BANG!!!
[RT]Kern, the uneducated
"I'm Tarded"
It's been so long since that phrase has applied to me...
I'm not touting that as a good thing, btw
must... fight... song from... sticking... in my... head *CLICK*!!!BANG!!!
[RT]Kern, the uneducated
"I'm Tarded"
El Feo Kern: ::puts on his robe and wizard's hat::
With the might of the ancients' totem of depends I cast
exlax missile with a +9 prune modifier on "me"
roll 2D 20, Infidel!
The Porcelain gods shall weep this eve i tell you, MWAHAHAHAHA!
I AM THE BRINGER OF GUT WRENCHING PAIN!!!
I MAKE TOILET PAPER A TRIVIAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
FEAR MY INTESTINE DEVASTATING POWER!!!
HAHAHAHA::SNORT::
MOOOOM! I NEED MORE CHEETOS!
[RT]Kern, the unsalvageable
I'm so cop'n Gerry's style
With the might of the ancients' totem of depends I cast
exlax missile with a +9 prune modifier on "me"
roll 2D 20, Infidel!
The Porcelain gods shall weep this eve i tell you, MWAHAHAHAHA!
I AM THE BRINGER OF GUT WRENCHING PAIN!!!
I MAKE TOILET PAPER A TRIVIAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
FEAR MY INTESTINE DEVASTATING POWER!!!
HAHAHAHA::SNORT::
MOOOOM! I NEED MORE CHEETOS!
[RT]Kern, the unsalvageable
I'm so cop'n Gerry's style
me: hi
just wanted to say whats up
well have to go now
got take a crap
this fells like a 3 flusher and may need a +5 plunger enchant on it.
just wanted to say whats up
well have to go now
got take a crap
this fells like a 3 flusher and may need a +5 plunger enchant on it.
El Feo Kern: BWAHAHAHA
CHRISTINE (ST): That William Shatner-generated movie [Star Trek V] was a pretty low point.
BRIAN (SW): Was Shatner behind that?
CHRISTINE (ST): Oh yeah. He wrote it, he directed it. Yeah, he had his pudgy pinkies in the whole thing … Patrick Stewart can at least act.
(ST = StarTrek fan / SW= StarWars fan)
[RT]Kern, the Ugly
"yup... still Ugly"
CHRISTINE (ST): That William Shatner-generated movie [Star Trek V] was a pretty low point.
BRIAN (SW): Was Shatner behind that?
CHRISTINE (ST): Oh yeah. He wrote it, he directed it. Yeah, he had his pudgy pinkies in the whole thing … Patrick Stewart can at least act.
(ST = StarTrek fan / SW= StarWars fan)
[RT]Kern, the Ugly
"yup... still Ugly"
Zero: Re:
'Better bust out that holy hand grenade.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...Say 'what' again!! Go on! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the-eager-to-kill-something/someone, resuscitate it, and kill it again.
'Better bust out that holy hand grenade.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...Say 'what' again!! Go on! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the-eager-to-kill-something/someone, resuscitate it, and kill it again.
El Feo Kern: LOOOOOOK!!! ->
::queue the cute, fuzzy bunny leaping towards my neck::
[RT]Kern, the Ugly
"yup, im Ugly... and fat too!"
::queue the cute, fuzzy bunny leaping towards my neck::
[RT]Kern, the Ugly
"yup, im Ugly... and fat too!"
Zero: What?!?!?
You have access to the one almighty server that powers the Internet and you didn't share??? You bastard!!!
...
...
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...Jesus!! Slow do - Fuck!!! This isn't a Mustang, Gerry!!!!..." - anonymous co-worker
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the sulker
You have access to the one almighty server that powers the Internet and you didn't share??? You bastard!!!
...
...
I'm not talking to you anymore.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...Jesus!! Slow do - Fuck!!! This isn't a Mustang, Gerry!!!!..." - anonymous co-worker
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the sulker
El Feo Kern: oi!
I just had a user say to me:
"I need you to log into the server and reset my Yahoo password"
... because there is only ONE server on the internet ...
and it controls ALL ...
and, of course, i have access to it.
I just had a user say to me:
"I need you to log into the server and reset my Yahoo password"
... because there is only ONE server on the internet ...
and it controls ALL ...
and, of course, i have access to it.
Zero: "We're on an express elevator to Hell..."
"...going DOWN!!!"
Alien Swarm fans, prepare to reunite!! Awesome post, Kern. I can't believe this actually got past me! I was just thinking back to our Alien Swarm days when I saw your post. Ya really gotta love this game. Definitely the best teamplay game we ever played. I think so anyway. I actually can't believe that I'm starting to forget our characters... It's embarrassing how much I can forget sometimes.
[RT] Me was always on point as Wolfe (or was it Wildcat?) with the smartgun; loaded with plenty of ammo for everyone...
[RT] Kern... "hack the planet!!!" Were you Flynn?
[RT] k01e our combat tech you could count on getting into any computer... if he got there alive. I think he was Crash...
[RT] Bobdammit setting up sentry guns and using... the shotgun? Played as Sarge I think...
And me?
[RTI] Zero - aka Bastille: Combat medic. Always in the rear protecting our gear full of drugs and band-aids. Got infested? Come see me. If I can't save you I'll kill you. Weapon of choice? The flamethrower. CARWASH, BITCH!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Let's Rock!!!
Cлава к Oтечеству
"Kill your friends... "
"Good idea!!!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the nostalgic
"...going DOWN!!!"
Alien Swarm fans, prepare to reunite!! Awesome post, Kern. I can't believe this actually got past me! I was just thinking back to our Alien Swarm days when I saw your post. Ya really gotta love this game. Definitely the best teamplay game we ever played. I think so anyway. I actually can't believe that I'm starting to forget our characters... It's embarrassing how much I can forget sometimes.
[RT] Me was always on point as Wolfe (or was it Wildcat?) with the smartgun; loaded with plenty of ammo for everyone...
[RT] Kern... "hack the planet!!!" Were you Flynn?
[RT] k01e our combat tech you could count on getting into any computer... if he got there alive. I think he was Crash...
[RT] Bobdammit setting up sentry guns and using... the shotgun? Played as Sarge I think...
And me?
[RTI] Zero - aka Bastille: Combat medic. Always in the rear protecting our gear full of drugs and band-aids. Got infested? Come see me. If I can't save you I'll kill you. Weapon of choice? The flamethrower. CARWASH, BITCH!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Let's Rock!!!
Cлава к Oтечеству
"Kill your friends... "
"Good idea!!!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the nostalgic
Zero: Re: Days of my life
Kevin, that.... was awesome. I nominate your story for 'best post of the month'.
...
I'm not feeling too witty at the moment. So umm... just know that I enjoyed it. Thanx.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the envious
Kevin, that.... was awesome. I nominate your story for 'best post of the month'.
...
I'm not feeling too witty at the moment. So umm... just know that I enjoyed it. Thanx.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!!!..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the envious
me: Days of my life.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Kevin. May I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down the correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an ASSHOLE!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'ASSHOLE' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an ASSHOLE!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'ASSHOLE' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an ASSHOLE!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ASSHOLE (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW ASSHOLE, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?"
"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an ASSHOLE." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two ASSHOLEs to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
So, I came up with an idea. I called ASSHOLE #1.
"Hello."
"You're an ASSHOLE!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I screamed back.
"Who are you?" he demanded.
"My name is Don Burgemeyer."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street , ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my black beemer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ASSHOLE."
Then I called ASSHOLE #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, ASSHOLE," I said...again, without hanging up.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ASS," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, ASSHOLE, here's your chance. I'm coming Over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street , and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on West 34th Street I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two ASSHOLEs beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew. NOW, I feel better. Anger management really works!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Kevin. May I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down the correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an ASSHOLE!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'ASSHOLE' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an ASSHOLE!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'ASSHOLE' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an ASSHOLE!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ASSHOLE (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW ASSHOLE, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?"
"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an ASSHOLE." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two ASSHOLEs to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
So, I came up with an idea. I called ASSHOLE #1.
"Hello."
"You're an ASSHOLE!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I screamed back.
"Who are you?" he demanded.
"My name is Don Burgemeyer."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street , ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my black beemer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ASSHOLE."
Then I called ASSHOLE #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, ASSHOLE," I said...again, without hanging up.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ASS," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, ASSHOLE, here's your chance. I'm coming Over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street , and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on West 34th Street I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two ASSHOLEs beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew. NOW, I feel better. Anger management really works!
El Feo Kern: Oh Dang!
To all the "Alien Swarm" fans, i present:
"Alien Swarm : Infested"
(built on the Half-Life 2 Engine)
I will be on pins and needles awaiting
it's release... cause i'm a neeeerd.
To all the "Alien Swarm" fans, i present:
"Alien Swarm : Infested"
(built on the Half-Life 2 Engine)
I will be on pins and needles awaiting
it's release... cause i'm a neeeerd.
El Feo Kern: There be Sap in that Oak, yarrrr!
while dipping into the primordial goo
of the blog, I ran across and old post of mine:
"the future is a vast unknown for me right now... more so now than ever before, but thats what makes the game of life worth playin ... right?
well if it is - then I feel one hell of a match comin my way and i'm gonna step up to meet it.
(dont worry... it makes sense to me)"
Here it is, one year since, and things i could
have never even begun to imagine have passed
before my tired, but wide open eyes.
It was one hell of a match.
I have climbed out of the tunnel vision and
im now viewing life from a whole new angel.
from a dead end job, that i hated, in a place i loved
to a endless opportunity, that i have a sick addiction for, in a place i hate.
aside from a few "unpleasantries" this past year has been the single greatest period of my life on many levels (worst on some superficial levels, but those will fade).
and i owe it all to Jason.
that damned little 16 year old punk-ass (or however old he was when i met him).
no matter what happens, he will always have my thanks for that.
Unless i die out here... then IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! heh.
Zero gets some of that thanks as well... cause when he bit the bullet and decided to come out here like Jason did... i'd just feel like a big pussy if two of my friends stepped up when called and i had not.
I'd like to think i would have had the balls to come out here regardless, but ... who knows. I sure as fuck dont.
now it's time for the gay man-sex.
while dipping into the primordial goo
of the blog, I ran across and old post of mine:
"the future is a vast unknown for me right now... more so now than ever before, but thats what makes the game of life worth playin ... right?
well if it is - then I feel one hell of a match comin my way and i'm gonna step up to meet it.
(dont worry... it makes sense to me)"
Here it is, one year since, and things i could
have never even begun to imagine have passed
before my tired, but wide open eyes.
It was one hell of a match.
I have climbed out of the tunnel vision and
im now viewing life from a whole new angel.
from a dead end job, that i hated, in a place i loved
to a endless opportunity, that i have a sick addiction for, in a place i hate.
aside from a few "unpleasantries" this past year has been the single greatest period of my life on many levels (worst on some superficial levels, but those will fade).
and i owe it all to Jason.
that damned little 16 year old punk-ass (or however old he was when i met him).
no matter what happens, he will always have my thanks for that.
Unless i die out here... then IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! heh.
Zero gets some of that thanks as well... cause when he bit the bullet and decided to come out here like Jason did... i'd just feel like a big pussy if two of my friends stepped up when called and i had not.
I'd like to think i would have had the balls to come out here regardless, but ... who knows. I sure as fuck dont.
now it's time for the gay man-sex.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: RT Blog B-Day
Kern has made an interesting observation.
The RT blog will be 1 year old on May 2nd (tomorrow).
So in memory of the blog I have taken a few posts from the early days of the blog and reposted them.
(I do love this post.)
Jason: AHHHH The Flies This country has some of the most aggressive insects I have ever seen. They have the big green horse flies, The normal fly, The really small baby flies, Biting Flies.....and then....the demon spawn of all flies....THE SUICIDE BOMBER FLY....This is no shit...These flies will cruise at full speed and they go right for your face and then SMACK!@!#...It is like a small pelet hitting your face, 9 out of 10 flies will drop to the ground dead.....Iin my opinion this is the worst thing about this country... There are also the sand fleas...These things are covert...you do not feel them when they bite however if you are not dillegent in putting on your DEET each day you will be attacked...Now if they bite you, you are ok...I have found that the bites to do not swell or itch....The only problem is that if you get bit too many times you may develop what is called Leach Maniisys (I am not sure of the spelling on that). Anyway this disease is very bad...Right now there is only one place in he U.S. that is treating it and that is Walter Reed Hospital. The treatment is experimental and has not been approved buy the FDA therefore it is only for government workers...which I technically am right now...The treatment is Radiated shots directly into the open wound the disease creates...very nasty looking. Another bad thing about this disease is that it can take up to 1 month for the open sore to develop...Hense you do not know you have it for one month after...very bad....Right now there are over 600 cases at Walter Reed getting treated for this ...All are contractors from Iraq....If you want you can find pics of this stuff on line....very very bad.....Anyway...that is all for now...whats going on with you?
(Kern's first GREAT Post)
Friday, May 07, 2004
El Feo Kern: wtf?! Man - why didnt you tell me you didnt have smokes.I woulda called R.J. himself and been like " YO! R.J.! wtf?! The man needs smokes! RedTeam GO GO GO !" and he woulda been like "but i am La Tired" and i woulda been all "F your La Tired, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES!" and he woulda been all "after La Nap" and then i woulda flown to wherever he was and been all like "WTF WTF WTF!, RedTeam GO!" and then he woulda gotten his 1337 team of angry flying monkeys to Iraq to bring a ga-zillion cartons to you after i pulled my boot outa his face!It soo woulda been da bomb and happen exactly like that. w00t!::queue cricket sounds and uncomfortable silence::anyway - hope the your travels are going well. *cough* dont die */cough*In other news:Yesterday, some construction crew ruptured a gas line across the street (oak lawn) and that shut down the area... we didnt find out until AFTER the DFP gave an "all-clear".that is some shit - they didnt tell us so we wouldnt leave. I understand that we couldnt have taken off (not in your car anyway - Big Bada Boom), but it was still shitty they didnt let us know.I'm still doing my little dance to hopefully get in a position where i can safely (financially) head out to Europe to meet up with ya... ya know, have a job until i leave and get one lined up for when i get back, but i may just say "F#$% it!, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES" and go anyway. I should have enough cash to satisfy my lease ::queue a sigh of relief form Bob:: and keep Jeep payments steady if i do just say "F it".who knows - my current chances of going out there stand at about: 70-75% - yesaight - the whip is being cracked - back to work for me.
(Bob's First Great Post)
BOB: victor vector hypothalio rectum This is Bravo Oscar Bravo reporting in from the mobile station at outpost Delta. The situation is dire, the indigs have ceased shipments of solution Delta Poppa and current supply is low. I have received broadcasts regarding your own situation and lack of neccesary supplies AND subsequent reception of said supplies. If supplies become low again, understand that you have multiple points of contact for the replinishment of ordinance if need be. At 0800 tomorrow, I report in to checkpoint Juliet Oscar Bravo for a stint involving 8 hours of talks with waring factions. The talks are rewarding every couple of weeks but no real headway is made. Otherwise the situation remains stable. Agent Kilo Echo Romeo November (code name K.E.R.N.) is currently stationed here at outpost Delta and sends his regards. The oposition here at outpost Delta has resorted to auditory psychological warfare and have renewed their assualt at a higher volume. Currently the poppa foxtrox at the indiofranco wang chung is currently paleolithargic. Remember ich bin el frencho. I'm retarded.Over.
These are just some posts from the first month of the blog.
ahhh good times.
Kern has made an interesting observation.
The RT blog will be 1 year old on May 2nd (tomorrow).
So in memory of the blog I have taken a few posts from the early days of the blog and reposted them.
(I do love this post.)
Jason: AHHHH The Flies This country has some of the most aggressive insects I have ever seen. They have the big green horse flies, The normal fly, The really small baby flies, Biting Flies.....and then....the demon spawn of all flies....THE SUICIDE BOMBER FLY....This is no shit...These flies will cruise at full speed and they go right for your face and then SMACK!@!#...It is like a small pelet hitting your face, 9 out of 10 flies will drop to the ground dead.....Iin my opinion this is the worst thing about this country... There are also the sand fleas...These things are covert...you do not feel them when they bite however if you are not dillegent in putting on your DEET each day you will be attacked...Now if they bite you, you are ok...I have found that the bites to do not swell or itch....The only problem is that if you get bit too many times you may develop what is called Leach Maniisys (I am not sure of the spelling on that). Anyway this disease is very bad...Right now there is only one place in he U.S. that is treating it and that is Walter Reed Hospital. The treatment is experimental and has not been approved buy the FDA therefore it is only for government workers...which I technically am right now...The treatment is Radiated shots directly into the open wound the disease creates...very nasty looking. Another bad thing about this disease is that it can take up to 1 month for the open sore to develop...Hense you do not know you have it for one month after...very bad....Right now there are over 600 cases at Walter Reed getting treated for this ...All are contractors from Iraq....If you want you can find pics of this stuff on line....very very bad.....Anyway...that is all for now...whats going on with you?
(Kern's first GREAT Post)
Friday, May 07, 2004
El Feo Kern: wtf?! Man - why didnt you tell me you didnt have smokes.I woulda called R.J. himself and been like " YO! R.J.! wtf?! The man needs smokes! RedTeam GO GO GO !" and he woulda been like "but i am La Tired" and i woulda been all "F your La Tired, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES!" and he woulda been all "after La Nap" and then i woulda flown to wherever he was and been all like "WTF WTF WTF!, RedTeam GO!" and then he woulda gotten his 1337 team of angry flying monkeys to Iraq to bring a ga-zillion cartons to you after i pulled my boot outa his face!It soo woulda been da bomb and happen exactly like that. w00t!::queue cricket sounds and uncomfortable silence::anyway - hope the your travels are going well. *cough* dont die */cough*In other news:Yesterday, some construction crew ruptured a gas line across the street (oak lawn) and that shut down the area... we didnt find out until AFTER the DFP gave an "all-clear".that is some shit - they didnt tell us so we wouldnt leave. I understand that we couldnt have taken off (not in your car anyway - Big Bada Boom), but it was still shitty they didnt let us know.I'm still doing my little dance to hopefully get in a position where i can safely (financially) head out to Europe to meet up with ya... ya know, have a job until i leave and get one lined up for when i get back, but i may just say "F#$% it!, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES" and go anyway. I should have enough cash to satisfy my lease ::queue a sigh of relief form Bob:: and keep Jeep payments steady if i do just say "F it".who knows - my current chances of going out there stand at about: 70-75% - yesaight - the whip is being cracked - back to work for me.
(Bob's First Great Post)
BOB: victor vector hypothalio rectum This is Bravo Oscar Bravo reporting in from the mobile station at outpost Delta. The situation is dire, the indigs have ceased shipments of solution Delta Poppa and current supply is low. I have received broadcasts regarding your own situation and lack of neccesary supplies AND subsequent reception of said supplies. If supplies become low again, understand that you have multiple points of contact for the replinishment of ordinance if need be. At 0800 tomorrow, I report in to checkpoint Juliet Oscar Bravo for a stint involving 8 hours of talks with waring factions. The talks are rewarding every couple of weeks but no real headway is made. Otherwise the situation remains stable. Agent Kilo Echo Romeo November (code name K.E.R.N.) is currently stationed here at outpost Delta and sends his regards. The oposition here at outpost Delta has resorted to auditory psychological warfare and have renewed their assualt at a higher volume. Currently the poppa foxtrox at the indiofranco wang chung is currently paleolithargic. Remember ich bin el frencho. I'm retarded.Over.
These are just some posts from the first month of the blog.
ahhh good times.
