Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: RT Blog B-Day
Kern has made an interesting observation.
The RT blog will be 1 year old on May 2nd (tomorrow).
So in memory of the blog I have taken a few posts from the early days of the blog and reposted them.
(I do love this post.)
Jason: AHHHH The Flies This country has some of the most aggressive insects I have ever seen. They have the big green horse flies, The normal fly, The really small baby flies, Biting Flies.....and then....the demon spawn of all flies....THE SUICIDE BOMBER FLY....This is no shit...These flies will cruise at full speed and they go right for your face and then SMACK!@!#...It is like a small pelet hitting your face, 9 out of 10 flies will drop to the ground dead.....Iin my opinion this is the worst thing about this country... There are also the sand fleas...These things are covert...you do not feel them when they bite however if you are not dillegent in putting on your DEET each day you will be attacked...Now if they bite you, you are ok...I have found that the bites to do not swell or itch....The only problem is that if you get bit too many times you may develop what is called Leach Maniisys (I am not sure of the spelling on that). Anyway this disease is very bad...Right now there is only one place in he U.S. that is treating it and that is Walter Reed Hospital. The treatment is experimental and has not been approved buy the FDA therefore it is only for government workers...which I technically am right now...The treatment is Radiated shots directly into the open wound the disease creates...very nasty looking. Another bad thing about this disease is that it can take up to 1 month for the open sore to develop...Hense you do not know you have it for one month after...very bad....Right now there are over 600 cases at Walter Reed getting treated for this ...All are contractors from Iraq....If you want you can find pics of this stuff on line....very very bad.....Anyway...that is all for now...whats going on with you?
(Kern's first GREAT Post)
Friday, May 07, 2004
El Feo Kern: wtf?! Man - why didnt you tell me you didnt have smokes.I woulda called R.J. himself and been like " YO! R.J.! wtf?! The man needs smokes! RedTeam GO GO GO !" and he woulda been like "but i am La Tired" and i woulda been all "F your La Tired, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES!" and he woulda been all "after La Nap" and then i woulda flown to wherever he was and been all like "WTF WTF WTF!, RedTeam GO!" and then he woulda gotten his 1337 team of angry flying monkeys to Iraq to bring a ga-zillion cartons to you after i pulled my boot outa his face!It soo woulda been da bomb and happen exactly like that. w00t!::queue cricket sounds and uncomfortable silence::anyway - hope the your travels are going well. *cough* dont die */cough*In other news:Yesterday, some construction crew ruptured a gas line across the street (oak lawn) and that shut down the area... we didnt find out until AFTER the DFP gave an "all-clear".that is some shit - they didnt tell us so we wouldnt leave. I understand that we couldnt have taken off (not in your car anyway - Big Bada Boom), but it was still shitty they didnt let us know.I'm still doing my little dance to hopefully get in a position where i can safely (financially) head out to Europe to meet up with ya... ya know, have a job until i leave and get one lined up for when i get back, but i may just say "F#$% it!, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES" and go anyway. I should have enough cash to satisfy my lease ::queue a sigh of relief form Bob:: and keep Jeep payments steady if i do just say "F it".who knows - my current chances of going out there stand at about: 70-75% - yesaight - the whip is being cracked - back to work for me.
(Bob's First Great Post)
BOB: victor vector hypothalio rectum This is Bravo Oscar Bravo reporting in from the mobile station at outpost Delta. The situation is dire, the indigs have ceased shipments of solution Delta Poppa and current supply is low. I have received broadcasts regarding your own situation and lack of neccesary supplies AND subsequent reception of said supplies. If supplies become low again, understand that you have multiple points of contact for the replinishment of ordinance if need be. At 0800 tomorrow, I report in to checkpoint Juliet Oscar Bravo for a stint involving 8 hours of talks with waring factions. The talks are rewarding every couple of weeks but no real headway is made. Otherwise the situation remains stable. Agent Kilo Echo Romeo November (code name K.E.R.N.) is currently stationed here at outpost Delta and sends his regards. The oposition here at outpost Delta has resorted to auditory psychological warfare and have renewed their assualt at a higher volume. Currently the poppa foxtrox at the indiofranco wang chung is currently paleolithargic. Remember ich bin el frencho. I'm retarded.Over.
These are just some posts from the first month of the blog.
ahhh good times.
Kern has made an interesting observation.
The RT blog will be 1 year old on May 2nd (tomorrow).
So in memory of the blog I have taken a few posts from the early days of the blog and reposted them.
(I do love this post.)
Jason: AHHHH The Flies This country has some of the most aggressive insects I have ever seen. They have the big green horse flies, The normal fly, The really small baby flies, Biting Flies.....and then....the demon spawn of all flies....THE SUICIDE BOMBER FLY....This is no shit...These flies will cruise at full speed and they go right for your face and then SMACK!@!#...It is like a small pelet hitting your face, 9 out of 10 flies will drop to the ground dead.....Iin my opinion this is the worst thing about this country... There are also the sand fleas...These things are covert...you do not feel them when they bite however if you are not dillegent in putting on your DEET each day you will be attacked...Now if they bite you, you are ok...I have found that the bites to do not swell or itch....The only problem is that if you get bit too many times you may develop what is called Leach Maniisys (I am not sure of the spelling on that). Anyway this disease is very bad...Right now there is only one place in he U.S. that is treating it and that is Walter Reed Hospital. The treatment is experimental and has not been approved buy the FDA therefore it is only for government workers...which I technically am right now...The treatment is Radiated shots directly into the open wound the disease creates...very nasty looking. Another bad thing about this disease is that it can take up to 1 month for the open sore to develop...Hense you do not know you have it for one month after...very bad....Right now there are over 600 cases at Walter Reed getting treated for this ...All are contractors from Iraq....If you want you can find pics of this stuff on line....very very bad.....Anyway...that is all for now...whats going on with you?
(Kern's first GREAT Post)
Friday, May 07, 2004
El Feo Kern: wtf?! Man - why didnt you tell me you didnt have smokes.I woulda called R.J. himself and been like " YO! R.J.! wtf?! The man needs smokes! RedTeam GO GO GO !" and he woulda been like "but i am La Tired" and i woulda been all "F your La Tired, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES!" and he woulda been all "after La Nap" and then i woulda flown to wherever he was and been all like "WTF WTF WTF!, RedTeam GO!" and then he woulda gotten his 1337 team of angry flying monkeys to Iraq to bring a ga-zillion cartons to you after i pulled my boot outa his face!It soo woulda been da bomb and happen exactly like that. w00t!::queue cricket sounds and uncomfortable silence::anyway - hope the your travels are going well. *cough* dont die */cough*In other news:Yesterday, some construction crew ruptured a gas line across the street (oak lawn) and that shut down the area... we didnt find out until AFTER the DFP gave an "all-clear".that is some shit - they didnt tell us so we wouldnt leave. I understand that we couldnt have taken off (not in your car anyway - Big Bada Boom), but it was still shitty they didnt let us know.I'm still doing my little dance to hopefully get in a position where i can safely (financially) head out to Europe to meet up with ya... ya know, have a job until i leave and get one lined up for when i get back, but i may just say "F#$% it!, FIRE ZEE MISSILSES" and go anyway. I should have enough cash to satisfy my lease ::queue a sigh of relief form Bob:: and keep Jeep payments steady if i do just say "F it".who knows - my current chances of going out there stand at about: 70-75% - yesaight - the whip is being cracked - back to work for me.
(Bob's First Great Post)
BOB: victor vector hypothalio rectum This is Bravo Oscar Bravo reporting in from the mobile station at outpost Delta. The situation is dire, the indigs have ceased shipments of solution Delta Poppa and current supply is low. I have received broadcasts regarding your own situation and lack of neccesary supplies AND subsequent reception of said supplies. If supplies become low again, understand that you have multiple points of contact for the replinishment of ordinance if need be. At 0800 tomorrow, I report in to checkpoint Juliet Oscar Bravo for a stint involving 8 hours of talks with waring factions. The talks are rewarding every couple of weeks but no real headway is made. Otherwise the situation remains stable. Agent Kilo Echo Romeo November (code name K.E.R.N.) is currently stationed here at outpost Delta and sends his regards. The oposition here at outpost Delta has resorted to auditory psychological warfare and have renewed their assualt at a higher volume. Currently the poppa foxtrox at the indiofranco wang chung is currently paleolithargic. Remember ich bin el frencho. I'm retarded.Over.
These are just some posts from the first month of the blog.
ahhh good times.
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