El Feo Kern: ::puts on his robe and wizard's hat::
With the might of the ancients' totem of depends I cast
exlax missile with a +9 prune modifier on "me"
roll 2D 20, Infidel!
The Porcelain gods shall weep this eve i tell you, MWAHAHAHAHA!
I AM THE BRINGER OF GUT WRENCHING PAIN!!!
I MAKE TOILET PAPER A TRIVIAL WASTE OF TIME!!!
FEAR MY INTESTINE DEVASTATING POWER!!!
HAHAHAHA::SNORT::
MOOOOM! I NEED MORE CHEETOS!
[RT]Kern, the unsalvageableI'm so cop'n Gerry's style