El Feo Kern: Re: the fat man strikes
"the Kha-nyou as local Laotians call it, was discovered by a team scientists in a hunter's market in central Laos."
This makes me wonder... do groups of scientists often wander the rows of hunter's markets?
Walter enters the lab and sits down at the table of science
"So Gang, where should our group go out to perform miraculous acts of SCIENCE! today?"
Dennis exclaims "I know! lets all go into the restroom and play "who eats the biscuit"!"
Gabriel LEAPS from his chair and slaps Dennis like the bitch he is
"Damn it Dennis" exclaims Gabriel "We always save that for Tuesday!"
"i know" dennis mutters "but i love that game"
Gabriel grumbles through his teeth "I dont know why... i mean, you always lose" Walter interrupts "calm down you two love birds... Dennis' homosexuality aside, we need to find a place to make some SCIENCE! now lets get-ta-thinkin... where can we find some SCIENCE!... hrm... Jack? Pete? Vlad? any ideas?"
Jack, Pete, and Vlad were killed by gorillas after getting lost somewhere in south america (and i aint talking guys with guns... limbs ripped from sockets, capeesh?), but regardless after Walter's little "incident", they're always "included" in the meetings.
Walter, tired and annoyed, lashes out at the group "Goddamn it! I give up!"
"Let's just go over to tom's office... maybe he has an idea on where we can find some SCIENCE!" says gabriel
Tom was a senior member in this group of SCIENCE-makers and has been for several years, but he couldn't handle the smell from the corpses at every morning meeting so he moved his office to the other side of town next to the hunter's market.
Little did Gabriel realize that his idea born of desperation would lead the group to a whole new level of SCIENCE!
what they will find on their journey will rock the foundation of civilization as we know it...
an ugly-ass rat-squirrel-guineapig-chinchilla
or Rasquirguinchilla for short.
Thank you warriors of SCIENCE!
[RT]Kern, the anti-writer
"... never get involved in a land war in Asia... "
"the Kha-nyou as local Laotians call it, was discovered by a team scientists in a hunter's market in central Laos."
This makes me wonder... do groups of scientists often wander the rows of hunter's markets?
Walter enters the lab and sits down at the table of science
"So Gang, where should our group go out to perform miraculous acts of SCIENCE! today?"
Dennis exclaims "I know! lets all go into the restroom and play "who eats the biscuit"!"
Gabriel LEAPS from his chair and slaps Dennis like the bitch he is
"Damn it Dennis" exclaims Gabriel "We always save that for Tuesday!"
"i know" dennis mutters "but i love that game"
Gabriel grumbles through his teeth "I dont know why... i mean, you always lose" Walter interrupts "calm down you two love birds... Dennis' homosexuality aside, we need to find a place to make some SCIENCE! now lets get-ta-thinkin... where can we find some SCIENCE!... hrm... Jack? Pete? Vlad? any ideas?"
Jack, Pete, and Vlad were killed by gorillas after getting lost somewhere in south america (and i aint talking guys with guns... limbs ripped from sockets, capeesh?), but regardless after Walter's little "incident", they're always "included" in the meetings.
Walter, tired and annoyed, lashes out at the group "Goddamn it! I give up!"
"Let's just go over to tom's office... maybe he has an idea on where we can find some SCIENCE!" says gabriel
Tom was a senior member in this group of SCIENCE-makers and has been for several years, but he couldn't handle the smell from the corpses at every morning meeting so he moved his office to the other side of town next to the hunter's market.
Little did Gabriel realize that his idea born of desperation would lead the group to a whole new level of SCIENCE!
what they will find on their journey will rock the foundation of civilization as we know it...
an ugly-ass rat-squirrel-guineapig-chinchilla
or Rasquirguinchilla for short.
Thank you warriors of SCIENCE!
[RT]Kern, the anti-writer
"... never get involved in a land war in Asia... "
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