Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Pre-occupied
Sorry all, I have been a bit pre-occupied with stuff going on around here. I will post some more stuff later on.
Zero: Au L'Amour
BadCRC,Dude, that film rocked!...(...Betty was my fave...)Cлава к Oтечеству"...isn't it funny how they always wanna be friends after they try and rip your heart out...?"[RTI] ZeroFunction, the morbidly enthused
El Feo Kern: lemme esplain...
my last post was for entertainment purposes only
that is all.
Zero: Re:
Nice, Kern. I give ya kudos for being honest. Heh.
...
You ever get the feeling like me, you, and BadCRC are talking to ourselves?
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Anonymous 0: Yeah, I tend to be quite liberal with my horn.
Anonymous HS: ...i scare frikki, some, when driving.
Anonymous 0: But that's only 'cause they deserve that.
Anonymous HS: i'm liberal with my finger :D
Anonymous HS: and my insults... which, i came up with a great one
Anonymous HS: douche juice.
Anonymous 0: Niiice.
Anonymous HS: lol[RTI] ZeroFunction, one of the few
El Feo Kern: 25/M/Dallas seeks 18-38/F/anywhere
due to the lack of interest shown by all these internet chicas
i've decided to go with a much more direct and honest approach
to my profile
here's a snippet, tell me whatcha think.
Describe yourself and the person you would like to date:Hi! I'm 25 and live in dallas area.
I'm currently working overseas, but i hope to be
back home soon!
I love to party, but i equally love "snuggling up"
to that special someone and catching a good chick flick at home.
I am a very motivated person with solid goals. I am honest
and caring and i loooooo
...
aight... enough of this crap.
Here's the deal, so listen up.
I'm a dick.
I absolutely detest most all of humanity.
I smoke to much, i drink whenever possible
and i dont put the seat down... EVER... i will SQUAT
before i put that goddamn seat down, so dont ask.
I wont cry unless i stub my toe REALLY hard or if i
have one of those pesky outbreaks where im hearing voices
and shit, so dont expect it.
I welcome emotional baggage not because i like it, but because
if i didnt, i'd be gay... cause all women have baggage
I find that the majority of "online daters" are
trite, trivial, and annoying.
I would venture to guess that if you "rounded up"
the whole of the online dating community and put
a price tag on em, you would have a pile of shit
with the combined value no greater than a handful
of lukewarm dog snot.
you people make me sick...
Make no mistake, this isnt elitism... i'm not putting
myself above you schmucks. I'm probably one of the worst
out there... I'm just pointing out what most turn a blind
eye to and/or dont see at all.
I hate you - stop reading - go away - unless you wanna put
out, then maybe we can talk.
oh ... and i loooooove puppies
puppies! puppies! puppies!
so if you like what you see... give me a shout.
lets make some magic!::rubs his hands together waiting for the flood of internet
bishes to begin their lustful stampede straight to his inbox::
El Feo Kern: Whadda you lookin at foureyes?

kinda creepy.
if they double this technology, I'll be forced to start callin em "Spider Pilots"
Zero: Casualties of War...
My chair broke on me...
...
...I'm so ashamed.
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"...Beautiful young people are accidents of nature..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the embarrassed
El Feo Kern: done... any other requests?

Lead, follow, or stay a target.
Zero: Re: Red Team shootin gallery PLZ ADD ME!
Now, now... you know you need a
firearm of some sort in your pic to be added. :-P
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Anonymous 0: I hear that Iceland should've been called Greenland and vice versa with Greenland.
Anyonmous HS: yeah
Anyonmous HS: the vikings misnamed them intentionally
Anyonmous 0: Really? Interesting.
Anyonmous HS: to keep iceland to themselves, and send others to greenland... which was shit
Anyonmous 0: rofl
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the prejudiced
El Feo Kern: looookin fer love in all the wrong places..
(aim clip about an online dating profile i have up)
Jason: Damn dude
Kern: ?
Jason: I didn't know you were into midgets
Jason: 3'0 is ok?
Kern: oh yeah
Kern: "no effort BJ machines" my grandpappy used to call em.
im soooo going to hell
Zero: "Say Cheese!!!"
Looks like Michelle, Liz, and I made a public website.
http://www.studioddt.com/church/s18.htm11101110111
"...there's something you left here that always leaves me feeling the freak..." [RTI] ZeroFunction, the glamourous
El Feo Kern: ahhhhh yes...
I know most have heard this, but just in case not
take a listenVIVA LE SHAT!
Zero: Well, well, well....

That's right, bitches: A Mustang GT on base!!! Ok, ok... so it's a "me" thing. I know... What else is new? Still, it's amazing some of the things that can bring you joy. I guess it's a reminder of better times... or things that my lay up ahead. Oh well... Stare nice and hard, heh!

...
Still...
...it's no where near as pretty as mine. I never liked that particular body style... but oh, well.
11101110111"...Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse..."[RTI] ZeroFunction, happy and in awe
Zero: The Dogs of War (Pt II)
"...Yo, check it out... me and my team of ultimate bad-asses..."

Zero - M-249 5.56mm w/ Colt M-1911A1 .45acp

Kern - SPR mod M-16 5.56mm

NegativePwr - PK 7.62mm x 54R

Lizard w/ Zero - Springfield Armory M-1911A1 .45acp

Bobdamm1t
aka: BigBlackBob - Beretta 92FS Inox 9mm

Njobooty - Springfield Armory M-1911A1 .45acp
Thanx again for the pics.
Shell - Beretta 92FS Inox 9mm
To Everyone Else: [RT]/[RTI] is accepting applications for our super-elite death dealing team of badasses. Send us your pic (or better yet post it) and we'll gladly add you.
11101110111"...Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his/her fault; If (s)he betrays you twice, it is your fault..."[RTI] ZeroFunction, the locked and loaded
El Feo Kern: Cruise = Sith?
hrm... could be...

by far the coolest thing EVER!
and by "EVER" i mean today
El Feo Kern: GOOD NEWS!
get aload of this all you unhealthy-livin bishes!this news is so good, I'm gonna go smoke a cancer-stick...
and then die of heart failure
::RIMSHOT::
OOOOH! cant catch a break!
El Feo Kern: holy crap
Rice Rice Babyword to your Al.
on a side note:
I think im startin to like rap...
I really identify with this
fly ass spin
El Feo Kern: Jeep... you have been very bad monkey!
Kern: so wtf is wrong with you guys anyway?
Jeep: *snort* huh? wha? what are you doing in my room!?! it's 3am?! I'm calling the police!
Kern: oh stop whining and put down that phone or im gonna make sure you CANT put it down after I lodge it in your fat face.
Jeep: what the fu... what the hell is this about?!
Kern: this sir, is a Ninja-view. kinda like an interview, but executed with stealthy, ninja-like skill... btw, i broke the table in the hall after climbing through the open window and that expensive looking "thing" in the living room is, uh... kinda on fire... my bad. here's a $20 for the damages.
::pulls a crumpled bill out of his pocket::
Jeep: That "THING" was a late 13th century... oh nevermind... what the hell do you want?
Kern: I
want a football helmet filled with cottage cheese and naked pictures of bea arthur, but that's not why im here... im here for the Ninja-view. now for my first question.
Jeep: are you off you meds?
Kern: not important... moving on to what is important, my question.
why would you pull your finest vehicle off the lot and replace it with a retarded step-child?
Jeep: WHOA!... striking for the heart, eh? that's somewhat of a sensitive spot
*sigh* i know, i know, and i'm sorry... we made a big mistake pulling the Jeep Cherokee and replacing it with the
JEEP VAGINA, but we feel...
Kern: you're sorry?! YOU'RE SORRY?! do you think that's supposed to make me feel better?! "you're sorry?". I bet you're sorry about cutting into the profits of VW by stealing "bettle buyers" with your closet queer jeep, thats what you're sorry about... well im sorry ive had to look at those Vajagnas parade around in place of the cherokee for the past 3 years! how do you ever expect to make up for that?!
Jeep: well
THIS might help
Kern: hrmmm... ::raises an eyebrow:: we will see
my work here is done.
::throws a half eaten sammich at him::
btw, stop buying mayo and splurge for some miracle whip next time... oh, you're out of milk and your dog likes me better.
sweet dreams.
El Feo Kern: the secret's out
Jason and I ran away to califooornia and had a love child
but why is he black?
El Feo Kern: my brain... it dont work no more
Does anyone have a copy of
this song?
I dont remember the name of the song OR the band, but
i'm pretty sure i remember that the band sucks... Hell for all i know i might love this group?
cake tosser... dirty pie hole... poonjabing vagrants?
some stupid name like that.
anyway, If you know, please report back.
El Feo Kern: "Yes. I understand"
something odd is happening...
the phrase "Yes. I understand", for some reason, is losing it's meaning/effect out here.
ok, lemme esplain...
When approached by a User with an IT problem the phrase "Yes. I understand" is one i commonly use to politely let the user know that i have filtered through his/her verbal dribble and established what his/her issue is (which is normally far from what he/she thinks it is) and have determined a method to resolve it.
Other common variations used for this same purpose are phrases like "Understood" or "I'll look into it", etc.
Normally this is enough of a queue to the user that they need to STOP shitting out of their mouth and return control of the conversation to me... if there is any further discussion needed, that is.
This overwhelming disregard for these beloved phrases has happened almost overnight. (granted, it will happen from time to time, but not to this degree or this often)
they now feel compelled to continue spewing out "buzz-words" and acronyms that they heard a chimp on TV use once or twice, all the while mixing and matching them trying to hit on that "secret IT button in my brain" that will cause me to wave my magic IT wand and resolve their issue(s) within seconds.
This situation has truly become dire.
I have been forced to beef up my communication skills and am now having to use phrases like
"whoa... ok, i get it ... now stop talking"
"hold it right their sparky... I understand, now leave"
"do you see that hammer? would you like to meet that hammer?"
and "shut your fucking pie-hole you waste of man flesh"
all of the above mentioned work, but they normally invoke blind rage and nasty emails to bosses and such... i know this from experience.
Why must they make me push the envelope of professionalism so far.
*sigh*
I'll post again if i determine a cause and/or remedy for this most disturbing issue.
oh yeah ... I hate Kuwait too... with a burning passion
*pours a fo-dee for Gerry*
vote for me.
Zero: In Limbo...
I...
...H...A...T...E
...K...
...K....K....
...KUWAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
....
I just wanted to make that as official as possible.
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Damn it, I need a hug[RTI] ZeroFunction, eternally on stand-by...
El Feo Kern: ::bottom lip trembling::
SAY IT AINT SO!
Zero: Nightlife
Right, so I've been really lazy lately, but here's a few random pics we took at night. As for the rest... well, I'll get to them when I get to them.
The 'Saturday' night get-together was also pretty fun... too bad some people didn't show up or even call. :-P

You can all guess where this was taken... and yes, we went there again. On the plus side, I finally succeeded in dragging Michelle out there for the first time. I like to think she enjoyed it.

Wheeeeee!!!!

At Dennys... and wait a sec... is that Michelle? Damn, I almost didn't see her with the sniper camouflage and face paint!

Speaking of Denny's, here's the new NON-SMOKING section. That's right. You heard me. While they succeeded in finally taking the "ghetto look" out of the place, they switched smoking and non-smoking.

On the plus end, they did finally get rid of that damned prize machine that I NEVER saw anyone win anything out of. I doubt it worked that well anyway. If I recall right, the claw on that thing would drop randomly every 5 mins or so.

Off to the right, the former defeated and non-smoking Table 3 (it's now apparently table 6). On the other hand, at least they got rid of that DAMNED ANDROGYNOUS COWBOY TRIO PAINTING!!!!!

The "new" smoking section... (anyone recognize the guy sitting in the booth off in the distance? 10 points if ya get it...)

The last standing survivors of the night... the picture taken in the old and only REAL smoking section of the restaraunt. (I insisted on it)

Aww... Good times. Hell,
great times. We had a lot of fun in my new GT. Oh, and remind me to tell you guys how we got lost and ended up in Oklahoma sometime. It's a riot.
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"...we're the stars under the barrel of a gun... We die young..."[RTI] ZeroFunction, night-time tourist
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Signing Off
All,
I will not be online for the next few days. I will post again when I am back online.
Zero: Re: Got Point?
Kern, that's awesome!!! If we can't meet up out there, then dammit, we'll make our own "moto" pic!! I choose to use the following pics for me.



Well, everything here's been a blast so far. I'm really trying to make a concious effort to take more pics. I'll post them up as I get them. Other people also have some really good pics of us and the good times we've been having out here. As soon as I get them I'll post those as well. If any of you guys have any particular pics you want while I'm here, you know how to contact me.
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I had to come to Hell to meet an angel[RTI] ZeroFunction, the tourist
El Feo Kern: Got Point?
BOOYAH!

this is what 10 minutes with Paint and a cool pic will buy you!
El Feo Kern: Great pics
keep em coming
Zero: Shopping and D&B
Ok, so first off I feel like such a little shit 'cause I didn't get any pics while Kevin and Ashley were with us. But then again, they were the first ones to leave... so heh. 'Don't worry though... more pictures are definitely coming... can you say 'Saturday'? By then I should have pictures of everyone and everything. Rock!

Big thanx to Michelle on this one. Like I know where the hell to go for 'girly clothes' shopping?!?!?!

This is the cute pic... the one taken before the mortal kombat and bloodshed that took place as Liz and I nearly clawed each others eye out for the final piece....

Right... so after the whole pie violence thing, we found we were still in the mood to kill things. Luckily for us, House of the Dead III was only a hop, skip, and jump away.

Dude... DDR-Ex. It's a sickness. You can clearly see Bob has been infected. At first his movements were deliberate and slow. But as the fever set in he began to spasm violently and break out into cold sweats all the while dancing and flailing to bubbly dance music. Amused and horrified all at the same time, I continue to look on.

Not long after the previous pic, Bob succumbed to the DDR-Ex virus and died (in mid-dance I might add). Unfortunately, the DDR-Ex virus is apparently extremely aggressive and left Bob's decaying and danced out corpse in search of new blood. Michelle and I just happened to be the closest hosts it could find.
More to Kome.
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I had to come to Hell to meet and angel...[RTI] ZeroFunction, the new DDR-Ex junky
El Feo Kern: another aim log
Kern: damn... seeing those two
together... i dunno...
Kern: it makes me realize how
depressingly fat i am
Jason: LOL
Jason: nice
Jason: Dude an Iraqi Cow used
to make me look fat
Kern: no dood... that was me next
to you in that picture
Jason: HAHA
Kern: you're such a dick
BWAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!! damn i crack me up
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Pics From The Blackhawk!!

AHH TARD!!!! I need to wear my saftey helmet everywhere I go...LOL
[RT]NegativePwr
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Pics From The Blackhawk!!

Well, I am back in the big B. I had to take a Blackhawk flight here. This time I was sure to take a few pics. Even though I look like a retard with my helmut strap all crooked I think they are still some good pics. BTW: GERRY WTF YOU BASTARD!!!!! Call me on Mikes phone when you get a chance. I need to talk to ya!
[RT]NegativePwr
El Feo Kern: HOLY CRAP!
well i am now officially jealous.
*sigh*
(being 525lbs will do that to ya - moooooo*urp* excuse me)
I gotta harp on one thing though... the UnderArmor.
you can take the zip outa the wire, but you cant take the wire outa the zip.
I keed, I keed.
you may be better than me Gerry, but you still got point!
::makes the "i'm watching you" gesture::

(isnt "zip" in ref to an italian?... eh, whatever, i'm just a silly cracker anywho)
Zero: "...I have returned..."
Well, as if the whole world didn't know by now, I'm finally back....
...even if it is only for a while. And unlike last time I'm gonna be sure to post more pics of my leave (seriously, the Philippines did rock though).
Oh, and btw: this is Liz.

Liz, Zero, and the GT.

Churchies.
Since I've gotten back, we've been tearing around Dallas and the surrounding areas having a bad-ass time. Trust me, pics will follow soon.
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"...Shouldn't it be called Quarter-Life if it's Half-Life 2?..." - Liz
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the jovial
El Feo Kern: the whole reason why IT jobs exist...
http://static.ytmnd.com:8000/28000/28050/sound.mp3
El Feo Kern: Work it!
Kung-Fu Nintendo style
El Feo Kern: Re: Anna's posts (updated... err - corrected, rather)
The Wessel!:Gerry... you gotta buy that ship!
we could totally pick up chicks in that thing!
maybe even two or three!
It'll be like Voltron!
Gay Military:need i say more?
the ending made up for it ... mostly
Gaming:BWAHHAHAHAAHAH
for those that dont want to watch the video ... here's a broken "on the fly" highlights.
wastes of nerdy flesh planning a raid in some dungeon to get the power up and win the game.
group:"[place "i live in my mom's basement and im 37 and this game is the most important thing EVAR!" babble here]"
Leeroy (the only guy that isnt a complete waste in this group
and obviously tired of waiting on "the plan" yells):
"right! times up! let's do this! LEEROOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEENKINS!"
(runs into a room full of monsters)
fuckstick1: "oh my god, he just ran in!"
Unknown: "SAVE HIM!"(?)
fuckstick2: "oh gees! stick to the plan!"
fuckstick1: "oh jesus"
fuckstick2: "lets go, lets go"
fuckstick?: "what the hell"
fuckstick3: "stick to the plan jones"
fuckstick4: "stick to the plan"
fuckstick1: "oh gee, oh fuck"
fuckstick3: "I CANT CAST"
fuckstick3: "I cant move... am i lagging?"
fuckstick2: "what the hell"
carries on for a while
rinse/repeat, etc.
they all die
fuckstick1: "Leeroy... you are just stupid as hell"
Leeroy: "... at least i have chicken"
This video is AWESOME!
it has made my morning.
btw, i am in no way placing myself above these worthless goobs
I am just as geeky as they are, in my own ways... yeah...
Gay Military #2:I hope that base is closed...
cause im thinkin OpSec.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Desert Ninja Monkies!!!!
*Radio Crackle* WE GOT ZIPS IN THE WIRE */Radio Crackle*
WTF This is Iraq not Vietnam...LOL
El Feo Kern: "No, no. It isnt what you think..."
To the next woman that finds me *eh-hem* "molesting your mammaries" ...
it's nothing sexual, I'm just trying to build your trust.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/01/trust.hormone.ap/index.html(the hormone they refer to in this artical, Oxytocin, will naturally be released by the hypothalamus via many different forms of physical, and mental, stimulation. One of which being "playing with da boobies"... and yes, that is the scientific term)where do i find time to come up with this shit?!