El Feo Kern: Jeep... you have been very bad monkey!
Kern: so wtf is wrong with you guys anyway?
Jeep: *snort* huh? wha? what are you doing in my room!?! it's 3am?! I'm calling the police!
Kern: oh stop whining and put down that phone or im gonna make sure you CANT put it down after I lodge it in your fat face.
Jeep: what the fu... what the hell is this about?!
Kern: this sir, is a Ninja-view. kinda like an interview, but executed with stealthy, ninja-like skill... btw, i broke the table in the hall after climbing through the open window and that expensive looking "thing" in the living room is, uh... kinda on fire... my bad. here's a $20 for the damages.
::pulls a crumpled bill out of his pocket::
Jeep: That "THING" was a late 13th century... oh nevermind... what the hell do you want?
Kern: I want a football helmet filled with cottage cheese and naked pictures of bea arthur, but that's not why im here... im here for the Ninja-view. now for my first question.
Jeep: are you off you meds?
Kern: not important... moving on to what is important, my question.
why would you pull your finest vehicle off the lot and replace it with a retarded step-child?
Jeep: WHOA!... striking for the heart, eh? that's somewhat of a sensitive spot
*sigh* i know, i know, and i'm sorry... we made a big mistake pulling the Jeep Cherokee and replacing it with the JEEP VAGINA, but we feel...
Kern: you're sorry?! YOU'RE SORRY?! do you think that's supposed to make me feel better?! "you're sorry?". I bet you're sorry about cutting into the profits of VW by stealing "bettle buyers" with your closet queer jeep, thats what you're sorry about... well im sorry ive had to look at those Vajagnas parade around in place of the cherokee for the past 3 years! how do you ever expect to make up for that?!
Jeep: well THIS might help
Kern: hrmmm... ::raises an eyebrow:: we will see
my work here is done.
::throws a half eaten sammich at him::
btw, stop buying mayo and splurge for some miracle whip next time... oh, you're out of milk and your dog likes me better.
sweet dreams.
Kern: so wtf is wrong with you guys anyway?
Jeep: *snort* huh? wha? what are you doing in my room!?! it's 3am?! I'm calling the police!
Kern: oh stop whining and put down that phone or im gonna make sure you CANT put it down after I lodge it in your fat face.
Jeep: what the fu... what the hell is this about?!
Kern: this sir, is a Ninja-view. kinda like an interview, but executed with stealthy, ninja-like skill... btw, i broke the table in the hall after climbing through the open window and that expensive looking "thing" in the living room is, uh... kinda on fire... my bad. here's a $20 for the damages.
::pulls a crumpled bill out of his pocket::
Jeep: That "THING" was a late 13th century... oh nevermind... what the hell do you want?
Kern: I want a football helmet filled with cottage cheese and naked pictures of bea arthur, but that's not why im here... im here for the Ninja-view. now for my first question.
Jeep: are you off you meds?
Kern: not important... moving on to what is important, my question.
why would you pull your finest vehicle off the lot and replace it with a retarded step-child?
Jeep: WHOA!... striking for the heart, eh? that's somewhat of a sensitive spot
*sigh* i know, i know, and i'm sorry... we made a big mistake pulling the Jeep Cherokee and replacing it with the JEEP VAGINA, but we feel...
Kern: you're sorry?! YOU'RE SORRY?! do you think that's supposed to make me feel better?! "you're sorry?". I bet you're sorry about cutting into the profits of VW by stealing "bettle buyers" with your closet queer jeep, thats what you're sorry about... well im sorry ive had to look at those Vajagnas parade around in place of the cherokee for the past 3 years! how do you ever expect to make up for that?!
Jeep: well THIS might help
Kern: hrmmm... ::raises an eyebrow:: we will see
my work here is done.
::throws a half eaten sammich at him::
btw, stop buying mayo and splurge for some miracle whip next time... oh, you're out of milk and your dog likes me better.
sweet dreams.
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