El Feo Kern: 25/M/Dallas seeks 18-38/F/anywhere
due to the lack of interest shown by all these internet chicas
i've decided to go with a much more direct and honest approach
to my profile
here's a snippet, tell me whatcha think.
Describe yourself and the person you would like to date:
Hi! I'm 25 and live in dallas area.
I'm currently working overseas, but i hope to be
back home soon!
I love to party, but i equally love "snuggling up"
to that special someone and catching a good chick flick at home.
I am a very motivated person with solid goals. I am honest
and caring and i loooooo
...
aight... enough of this crap.
Here's the deal, so listen up.
I'm a dick.
I absolutely detest most all of humanity.
I smoke to much, i drink whenever possible
and i dont put the seat down... EVER... i will SQUAT
before i put that goddamn seat down, so dont ask.
I wont cry unless i stub my toe REALLY hard or if i
have one of those pesky outbreaks where im hearing voices
and shit, so dont expect it.
I welcome emotional baggage not because i like it, but because
if i didnt, i'd be gay... cause all women have baggage
I find that the majority of "online daters" are
trite, trivial, and annoying.
I would venture to guess that if you "rounded up"
the whole of the online dating community and put
a price tag on em, you would have a pile of shit
with the combined value no greater than a handful
of lukewarm dog snot.
you people make me sick...
Make no mistake, this isnt elitism... i'm not putting
myself above you schmucks. I'm probably one of the worst
out there... I'm just pointing out what most turn a blind
eye to and/or dont see at all.
I hate you - stop reading - go away - unless you wanna put
out, then maybe we can talk.
oh ... and i loooooove puppies
puppies! puppies! puppies!
so if you like what you see... give me a shout.
lets make some magic!
::rubs his hands together waiting for the flood of internet
bishes to begin their lustful stampede straight to his inbox::
due to the lack of interest shown by all these internet chicas
i've decided to go with a much more direct and honest approach
to my profile
here's a snippet, tell me whatcha think.
Describe yourself and the person you would like to date:
Hi! I'm 25 and live in dallas area.
I'm currently working overseas, but i hope to be
back home soon!
I love to party, but i equally love "snuggling up"
to that special someone and catching a good chick flick at home.
I am a very motivated person with solid goals. I am honest
and caring and i loooooo
...
aight... enough of this crap.
Here's the deal, so listen up.
I'm a dick.
I absolutely detest most all of humanity.
I smoke to much, i drink whenever possible
and i dont put the seat down... EVER... i will SQUAT
before i put that goddamn seat down, so dont ask.
I wont cry unless i stub my toe REALLY hard or if i
have one of those pesky outbreaks where im hearing voices
and shit, so dont expect it.
I welcome emotional baggage not because i like it, but because
if i didnt, i'd be gay... cause all women have baggage
I find that the majority of "online daters" are
trite, trivial, and annoying.
I would venture to guess that if you "rounded up"
the whole of the online dating community and put
a price tag on em, you would have a pile of shit
with the combined value no greater than a handful
of lukewarm dog snot.
you people make me sick...
Make no mistake, this isnt elitism... i'm not putting
myself above you schmucks. I'm probably one of the worst
out there... I'm just pointing out what most turn a blind
eye to and/or dont see at all.
I hate you - stop reading - go away - unless you wanna put
out, then maybe we can talk.
oh ... and i loooooove puppies
puppies! puppies! puppies!
so if you like what you see... give me a shout.
lets make some magic!
::rubs his hands together waiting for the flood of internet
bishes to begin their lustful stampede straight to his inbox::
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