Anonymous: LOL
just wanted to see the reponses. :)
im a /.er personally i enjoy the news chunks... is there a better source? HNN is long since gone as is FBSG... never really cared much for fark... whachu got?
just wanted to see the reponses. :)
im a /.er personally i enjoy the news chunks... is there a better source? HNN is long since gone as is FBSG... never really cared much for fark... whachu got?
El Feo Kern: Stolen from Fark
Over one hundred fans of the series "StarTrek: Enterprise"
(yup... that sounds like all of em) gathered outside the gates
of Paramount on Friday to protest the cancellation of the show in May
In other news:
Over 100 MILLION StarTrek fans rejoice over Paramount's decision
to cancel the series "Enterprise" in may
Over one hundred fans of the series "StarTrek: Enterprise"
(yup... that sounds like all of em) gathered outside the gates
of Paramount on Friday to protest the cancellation of the show in May
In other news:
Over 100 MILLION StarTrek fans rejoice over Paramount's decision
to cancel the series "Enterprise" in may
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: HaPpY B-dAy GeRrY
Gerry,
Sorry, I have been on the road you know how it is. Just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I hope your vacation is going well. Me and Kern are outta here in a day or so to begin ours. Look forward to seeing you after we all get back to the land of sand.
Gerry,
Sorry, I have been on the road you know how it is. Just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I hope your vacation is going well. Me and Kern are outta here in a day or so to begin ours. Look forward to seeing you after we all get back to the land of sand.
Anonymous: 4 Gerry's BDay
You were not here so....
I made it as if you were...
i ate cold, canned, chef.
You were not here so....
I made it as if you were...
i ate cold, canned, chef.
El Feo Kern: w00t
GO GERRY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
heh
woulda posted this ON your b-day, but i was in transit... and that's the lie im stickin to!
(in baghdad now)
GO GERRY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
heh
woulda posted this ON your b-day, but i was in transit... and that's the lie im stickin to!
(in baghdad now)
Shell: Happy Birthday II
Happy Birthday Gerry -- dammit why aren't you here to celebrate with your mustang...
Happy Birthday Gerry -- dammit why aren't you here to celebrate with your mustang...
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: PaRtY!@#$
Aight,
Looks like the party at Michelles is a go. So everyone break out the Tux and tap shoes we are gonna boogie down. Prepare for a one hell of a party.....Just to give a hint ....SoMeOne WILL UriNaTe oN thE CaKe..... HAHA..... Looks like it is going down on 04MAR2005. It will be the Shiznittle..... Spread the word around and let's make it one to remember.
Aight,
Looks like the party at Michelles is a go. So everyone break out the Tux and tap shoes we are gonna boogie down. Prepare for a one hell of a party.....Just to give a hint ....SoMeOne WILL UriNaTe oN thE CaKe..... HAHA..... Looks like it is going down on 04MAR2005. It will be the Shiznittle..... Spread the word around and let's make it one to remember.
Anonymous: ReNaming the Frail
Best thread yet on TheFrail
Sorry "Me" i will post more visably next time
Best thread yet on TheFrail
Sorry "Me" i will post more visably next time
Shell: ok
First off that'd rock Adam, a little bit of a drive though... anyways the Barbeque will (depending on arrival times of some people) HOPEFULLY be March 4th if not it'll be pushed out until after Mexico. It'll be kind of a welcome home/birthday thing. I will call/email everyone (who I have numbers and emails for) tomorrow to give you guys the details. So please pick up if you see a random phone number with 870 in it that'll be me. Anyone that wants to help with anything is more than welcome, there are a few people who I'd really like to help because they are good at these things and I'll talk to them tomorrow.
First off that'd rock Adam, a little bit of a drive though... anyways the Barbeque will (depending on arrival times of some people) HOPEFULLY be March 4th if not it'll be pushed out until after Mexico. It'll be kind of a welcome home/birthday thing. I will call/email everyone (who I have numbers and emails for) tomorrow to give you guys the details. So please pick up if you see a random phone number with 870 in it that'll be me. Anyone that wants to help with anything is more than welcome, there are a few people who I'd really like to help because they are good at these things and I'll talk to them tomorrow.
me: Good Neighbors
These here are some upstanding gentlemen
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/22/satanic.trial.ap/index.html
These here are some upstanding gentlemen
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/02/22/satanic.trial.ap/index.html
me: Kender
Did you mean to post in all black
If so why?
My small brain gets confused easily making posts like that a very disturbing event.
I get mad yell at the screen for not working hit it, hurt my hand and crawl into a corner and cry because my hand hurts and the screen still doesn't work.
After a hour or two of this process I finally give up and spunk on the screen and say "Whats up on bitch!", this often terrifies my co workers and they start taking away my scissors.
I need those Fucken scissors you don't understand it is life or death, if I don't have the scissors the damn gnomes think they run the place and get all upidy talk back and then I have to step on them but the blood ruins the shoes and I have to buy new ones, this get expensive.
So please for financial reasons don't confuse me any more.
Did you mean to post in all black
If so why?
My small brain gets confused easily making posts like that a very disturbing event.
I get mad yell at the screen for not working hit it, hurt my hand and crawl into a corner and cry because my hand hurts and the screen still doesn't work.
After a hour or two of this process I finally give up and spunk on the screen and say "Whats up on bitch!", this often terrifies my co workers and they start taking away my scissors.
I need those Fucken scissors you don't understand it is life or death, if I don't have the scissors the damn gnomes think they run the place and get all upidy talk back and then I have to step on them but the blood ruins the shoes and I have to buy new ones, this get expensive.
So please for financial reasons don't confuse me any more.
El Feo Kern: neeeeeerd
Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra.
I would just like to point out that a language comprised of nothing but metaphors, while somewhat intriguing, could not come to be without the existence of a base language for the metaphors to have been created with in the first place. Unless of course the unnamed group "evolved" their language to a state of pure metaphoric phrases for the purpose of efficiency(?), but to me that would be a serious step back for any language used as a basis for communication and therefore... retarded.
I mean you would almost completley rip away the ability for any "outsider" to learn the "language"... and even if they did, the phrases would be completely meaningless to them... the emotion would be stripped away since you would not be able to explain the events that created the metaphor in the first place and therefore there would be no feeling and/or meaning behind the words or they simply could not be used properly beyond the generation that created the metaphor, hence the language would break itself down within a century at best (depending on lifespan)
::gets off the soap box::
::brushes his hair out of his face quickly with his hands::
*sighs deeply*
ok, im done.
Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra.
I would just like to point out that a language comprised of nothing but metaphors, while somewhat intriguing, could not come to be without the existence of a base language for the metaphors to have been created with in the first place. Unless of course the unnamed group "evolved" their language to a state of pure metaphoric phrases for the purpose of efficiency(?), but to me that would be a serious step back for any language used as a basis for communication and therefore... retarded.
I mean you would almost completley rip away the ability for any "outsider" to learn the "language"... and even if they did, the phrases would be completely meaningless to them... the emotion would be stripped away since you would not be able to explain the events that created the metaphor in the first place and therefore there would be no feeling and/or meaning behind the words or they simply could not be used properly beyond the generation that created the metaphor, hence the language would break itself down within a century at best (depending on lifespan)
::gets off the soap box::
::brushes his hair out of his face quickly with his hands::
*sighs deeply*
ok, im done.
Thats some funny stuff:
www.redmeat.com
is good too.
MPAA Venting
I think it is absolutely redicules the lengths that these guys are going through to catch the file traders. They have abandoned going after sites and organizations and have taken it too the people, even more disturbing that that is the fact that they are going after people not only in the US but in other countries also.
The first arrest made by the mpaa (almost sounds like the notorious "Corporation") was a middle aged man in japan. If only (Torrent seed Server in the middle of the Jungle Connected via SatCom that goes down once a week to relocate.) ehhh.. *shrug* i wonder how far they would go to capture said server. This doesnt really seam like power to the people. I wonder how many of those involved (on MPAA side) have Downloaded any media or dubbed a tape or recorded off of HBO etc etc etc...
http://www.the-cloak.com/
El Feo Kern: ::weeps::
The "Crazy Fucker" is dead...
In all seriousness, this is truely saddening news.
Im gonna go outside and burn one for the guy.
At least The Cash has someone cool to hang out with now.
The "Crazy Fucker" is dead...
In all seriousness, this is truely saddening news.
Im gonna go outside and burn one for the guy.
At least The Cash has someone cool to hang out with now.
Anonymous: Yipe!!
WoW!!! somebody means business
The MPAA Strikes Again
this is from http://www.lokitorrent.com/
They arent just going after websites either,
they are also taking down individuals.
If you happen to collect digital media:
a. dont share less you are familiar with whom your trading.
b. use proxies(let them take the easy targets 1st)
c. stop
*reposted bad link
WoW!!! somebody means business
The MPAA Strikes Again
this is from http://www.lokitorrent.com/
They arent just going after websites either,
they are also taking down individuals.
If you happen to collect digital media:
a. dont share less you are familiar with whom your trading.
b. use proxies(let them take the easy targets 1st)
c. stop
*reposted bad link
El Feo Kern: LOOOOOK!!!... a Neeeeeeerd!
i was checkin out the Fark today and noticed a UID.
"ThereAreFourLights"
At first i thought *Bauer* "THAT'S AWWWESOME!" */Bauer*
but then i found out the user was... ::looks around like he's about to tell a racist joke:: a female!
A bitter-sweet wave hit me of "She is the coolest!" and "damn it, she has to be Ugly"
"If you understand my login, you rock. And I don't mean *whoohoo, thumbs up* kinda rockin', I mean like *holy shiat, watch me build a farking monument to how much you rock* kinda rockin'"
the first one may be correct, but the latter is an almost sure bet... there were a few pics.
not UGLY, but not a hottie by any means
*sigh*
like I have ANY room to talk, although...
as someone recently pointed out to me, i have had some pretty hot hotties in my time...
*shrug* go figure */shrug*
::stomps his cow-like hoof::
It's gotta be the hair... yeah... it's the hair.
i was checkin out the Fark today and noticed a UID.
"ThereAreFourLights"
At first i thought *Bauer* "THAT'S AWWWESOME!" */Bauer*
but then i found out the user was... ::looks around like he's about to tell a racist joke:: a female!
A bitter-sweet wave hit me of "She is the coolest!" and "damn it, she has to be Ugly"
"If you understand my login, you rock. And I don't mean *whoohoo, thumbs up* kinda rockin', I mean like *holy shiat, watch me build a farking monument to how much you rock* kinda rockin'"
the first one may be correct, but the latter is an almost sure bet... there were a few pics.
not UGLY, but not a hottie by any means
*sigh*
like I have ANY room to talk, although...
as someone recently pointed out to me, i have had some pretty hot hotties in my time...
*shrug* go figure */shrug*
::stomps his cow-like hoof::
It's gotta be the hair... yeah... it's the hair.
Anonymous: Dec. 27th......
Did anyone catch this? MSNBC It seems like something that one would had cought wind of sooner.
Did anyone catch this? MSNBC It seems like something that one would had cought wind of sooner.
El Feo Kern: *vomit*
So what you're sayin is that we can blame the christians for
Bobo the pretzel eating wonder chimp's "round two"?
whaoooooo! put the pitch forks and torches down!
Bush is like that "friend" that when you go out with him for "a night on the town" he drinks WAY to much and then starts shit with the group of gorillas (that just so happen to also be cross-dressing, neo-nazi bikers) at the other side of the bar.
We all know the cross-dressing, neo-nazi bikers are wrong (on many levels) but you keep your fuckin mouth shut until they start shit with you... then it's fair game... not before.
Bush obviously never learned this little lesson
( i will admit, i read very little of that article... im am extremely tired)
ok - goin to bed
So what you're sayin is that we can blame the christians for
Bobo the pretzel eating wonder chimp's "round two"?
whaoooooo! put the pitch forks and torches down!
Bush is like that "friend" that when you go out with him for "a night on the town" he drinks WAY to much and then starts shit with the group of gorillas (that just so happen to also be cross-dressing, neo-nazi bikers) at the other side of the bar.
We all know the cross-dressing, neo-nazi bikers are wrong (on many levels) but you keep your fuckin mouth shut until they start shit with you... then it's fair game... not before.
Bush obviously never learned this little lesson
( i will admit, i read very little of that article... im am extremely tired)
ok - goin to bed
tracer: better
And now for something a little more palatable...
Trust me - it's not as bad, I don't think you'll need medicine for this one
And now for something a little more palatable...
Trust me - it's not as bad, I don't think you'll need medicine for this one
tracer: tehe
wonder what ya'll would think about this.
mainly just the top part.
WARNING - take medicine for upset tummy.
......
you have been warned
I'm so gonna get flames for this...
And now for my psychic act - A whole round of people saying "no shit, well that figures"
wonder what ya'll would think about this.
mainly just the top part.
WARNING - take medicine for upset tummy.
......
you have been warned
I'm so gonna get flames for this...
And now for my psychic act - A whole round of people saying "no shit, well that figures"
El Feo Kern: looks like im moving to canada...
IT Guy?! what the crap are you talkin about G-man?
I dont know a damn thing about computers!!!
oh.. that Job in Iraq? hehe... yeha, uuuhhhh...
*wierd Al* LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO! */Wierd Al*
Clicky Clicky
it's a long read, but it's interesting.
*overdramatic* and it could effect YOU! */overdramatic*
IT Guy?! what the crap are you talkin about G-man?
I dont know a damn thing about computers!!!
oh.. that Job in Iraq? hehe... yeha, uuuhhhh...
*wierd Al* LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO! */Wierd Al*
Clicky Clicky
it's a long read, but it's interesting.
*overdramatic* and it could effect YOU! */overdramatic*
El Feo Kern: Green with... envy
Ashley... i have never been so envious.
*sigh*
just a few more weeks... a few more weeks... a few more *dies*
Ashley... i have never been so envious.
*sigh*
just a few more weeks... a few more weeks... a few more *dies*
El Feo Kern: Fox's new venture "Typos Gone Wild"
"::rattles his dic in his pudgy palm::"
Hint: in this typo, dic = dice
"::rattles his dic in his pudgy palm::"
Hint: in this typo, dic = dice
Shell: That didn't work
No good news - there was an empty barstool tonight, I will take it as evil spirits of this villainous holiday working some sort of trickery. Hopefully all will be better when the clock strikes midnight.
No good news - there was an empty barstool tonight, I will take it as evil spirits of this villainous holiday working some sort of trickery. Hopefully all will be better when the clock strikes midnight.
Shell: He's appeared
Something has gone terribly wrong in the axis of time and space, I am going immediately to have a beer and check on the situation at hand. I should have never allowed myself to sleep.
Something has gone terribly wrong in the axis of time and space, I am going immediately to have a beer and check on the situation at hand. I should have never allowed myself to sleep.
tracer: dang
see what happens when you finally remember your password, only to do so when you're bored?
see what happens when you finally remember your password, only to do so when you're bored?
tracer: cars, bars, and czars
eye's that have been crusted shut from years of trawling the bottom of the bar's sawdust floor, while the lips suck at the fine dust seeking just a taste of the intoxicating nectar, finally peel open a pinch to review what has happenned to the shinniness that was the blog in this bleary memory. Car seems to be something out of one of those fantasy mags that you can only find behind the curtains at the local comic shop. (still like my truck better - more character. Yeah, that's it, character.) As perusal of the blog take's place, begin to wonder in my beleageured brain whether I am back at the big grungy D of yesteryear or if more people would do better to suck the sawdust with me. Ah well, we seem to have found a little substitute for ourselves at least, and we shall all soon partake of the victor's spoils when we meet again in the hereafter. I fear I begin to ramble about like a little lost dog in a meat factory, or perhaps a teenage boy with his parent's credit card surfing the net for 'articles'. Trying on shoes can be wondiferous fun. (Don't try to make sense of something as esoteric as that - it doesn't have meaning anyway)(does it?)(nope). It is definately time for beer
eye's that have been crusted shut from years of trawling the bottom of the bar's sawdust floor, while the lips suck at the fine dust seeking just a taste of the intoxicating nectar, finally peel open a pinch to review what has happenned to the shinniness that was the blog in this bleary memory. Car seems to be something out of one of those fantasy mags that you can only find behind the curtains at the local comic shop. (still like my truck better - more character. Yeah, that's it, character.) As perusal of the blog take's place, begin to wonder in my beleageured brain whether I am back at the big grungy D of yesteryear or if more people would do better to suck the sawdust with me. Ah well, we seem to have found a little substitute for ourselves at least, and we shall all soon partake of the victor's spoils when we meet again in the hereafter. I fear I begin to ramble about like a little lost dog in a meat factory, or perhaps a teenage boy with his parent's credit card surfing the net for 'articles'. Trying on shoes can be wondiferous fun. (Don't try to make sense of something as esoteric as that - it doesn't have meaning anyway)(does it?)(nope). It is definately time for beer
Zero: Dreams That Come True... Part 1
Well, it finally happened. After our racing victory against the evil Dolph Lundgren and our amazing adventures in Russia, the Mustang finally made her way to the States and home. Another dream realized and waiting for me.
"Hello"
"I'm glad to finally meet everyone at Red Team"
"Gerry talks a lot about you guys"
"We hope to see all of you soon"
"Gerry thinks I might need a rear wing... What do you guys think?"
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...For swear at sight, for I never saw true beauty till this night..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Well, it finally happened. After our racing victory against the evil Dolph Lundgren and our amazing adventures in Russia, the Mustang finally made her way to the States and home. Another dream realized and waiting for me.
"Hello"
"I'm glad to finally meet everyone at Red Team"
"Gerry talks a lot about you guys"
"We hope to see all of you soon"
"Gerry thinks I might need a rear wing... What do you guys think?"
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...For swear at sight, for I never saw true beauty till this night..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: Dreams That Come True... Part 2
True beauty must be reflected inside as well as out...
Just too damn cool...
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...we'll be together when the planet dies..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
True beauty must be reflected inside as well as out...
Just too damn cool...
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...we'll be together when the planet dies..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: Sostav Individualnovo Ratsiona Pitanee - Povsedyen
I have got to try one of these...
http://www.mreinfo.com/russia.html
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...murder the feelings all left aside... from all those days you try to hide..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
I have got to try one of these...
http://www.mreinfo.com/russia.html
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...murder the feelings all left aside... from all those days you try to hide..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Anonymous: UMMM... for everyone.. a friendly FYI
| Judge Orders Torrent Site To Close | Posted By: F1 - 02-11-2005 05:04 AM |
|
Anonymous: Random Number Generator That Sees Into the Future
i was goin got post that same thing they had an article about this morning @ /.
i was goin got post that same thing they had an article about this morning @ /.
El Feo Kern: my brain is going to a-splode
SECRETS SECRETS
OF OF
THE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE
Where the crap is Filo?
SECRETS SECRETS
OF OF
THE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE UNIVERSE
Where the crap is Filo?
Anonymous: =^-^=
Zer0: LOL.. I never knew that. Hallmark is a money making Machine they have a think tank on X
that just looks at things (books pictuers furniture. people diseases etc) until they find
something that makes them feel warm and fuzzy.
Also, have you ever heard of (sp?) Adobo? Its a filipeno dish that was fricken great, except
for the pieces of splinterd bone.
Zer0: LOL.. I never knew that. Hallmark is a money making Machine they have a think tank on X
that just looks at things (books pictuers furniture. people diseases etc) until they find
something that makes them feel warm and fuzzy.
Also, have you ever heard of (sp?) Adobo? Its a filipeno dish that was fricken great, except
for the pieces of splinterd bone.
Zero: Too Fuckin' Weird...
...and to think I'll be there soon. I guess I better get my shots.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/02/12/kiss.philippines.ap/index.html
Just a side note: It's interesting to note that St. Valentine's Day commemorates a guy who was tortured to death in prison. And while many people may not really know who he was or what he did in life, it's interesting that his name still found its way into yet another Hallmark money-making holiday scam.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...we hate love, we love hate..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
...and to think I'll be there soon. I guess I better get my shots.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/02/12/kiss.philippines.ap/index.html
Just a side note: It's interesting to note that St. Valentine's Day commemorates a guy who was tortured to death in prison. And while many people may not really know who he was or what he did in life, it's interesting that his name still found its way into yet another Hallmark money-making holiday scam.
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...we hate love, we love hate..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: sooooooooon
cancuuuuuuuuuuuun
I can almost hear the gentle lapping of an ambulance siren coming to rush my comatose, vomit covered ass to a mexican hospital in attempts to stem the damage done by the severe alcohol poisoning.
I will more than likely be dining with John Candy before this vacation is over... providing everything goes the way i expect it to, heh.
cancuuuuuuuuuuuun
I can almost hear the gentle lapping of an ambulance siren coming to rush my comatose, vomit covered ass to a mexican hospital in attempts to stem the damage done by the severe alcohol poisoning.
I will more than likely be dining with John Candy before this vacation is over... providing everything goes the way i expect it to, heh.
El Feo Kern: and your number is 4
Kender... four things i could not turn a blind eye to (in order of importance)
1. Never use your sister to aid in your lies.
2. I feel Adam is one of the most kind hearted people i know. I would not knowingly "bash" him without just cause (I must admit, at present, i do not know if Adam considers me an actual friend, but regardless that does not change my opinion of him) .
3. Read the posts sometime, you owe me NOTHING.
you missed your chance. It is done.
4. I couldnt lead vultures to my rotting corpse... your statement was not loose enough.
You have no idea how much i would like to believe your "heart felt" post (along with most), but you have burned many people in your wake... some of which will never forgive you... some just pity you... and even a few I know still consider you a friend.
Then there are people like me who have just lost all faith in you... your words are empty and have no meaning... your stories are old and unconvincing... I can only hope one day you will actually get your shit together and be trustworthy again, but i am certainly not holding my breath.
you want me to reply because you want the attention, well here you go.
"im sorry for airing my dirty laundry" so here's a fuckin novel... wtf is that?
I guess your number is 5
So is anyone gonna vote us two fuckheads off the blog or what?!
where the hell is my fruit!?
::starts lifting rolls in a frantic search::
ohh! a cigarette! it'll have to do...
Kender... four things i could not turn a blind eye to (in order of importance)
1. Never use your sister to aid in your lies.
2. I feel Adam is one of the most kind hearted people i know. I would not knowingly "bash" him without just cause (I must admit, at present, i do not know if Adam considers me an actual friend, but regardless that does not change my opinion of him) .
3. Read the posts sometime, you owe me NOTHING.
you missed your chance. It is done.
4. I couldnt lead vultures to my rotting corpse... your statement was not loose enough.
You have no idea how much i would like to believe your "heart felt" post (along with most), but you have burned many people in your wake... some of which will never forgive you... some just pity you... and even a few I know still consider you a friend.
Then there are people like me who have just lost all faith in you... your words are empty and have no meaning... your stories are old and unconvincing... I can only hope one day you will actually get your shit together and be trustworthy again, but i am certainly not holding my breath.
you want me to reply because you want the attention, well here you go.
"im sorry for airing my dirty laundry" so here's a fuckin novel... wtf is that?
I guess your number is 5
So is anyone gonna vote us two fuckheads off the blog or what?!
where the hell is my fruit!?
::starts lifting rolls in a frantic search::
ohh! a cigarette! it'll have to do...
Anonymous: My Final words on the subject.
Kern, since you yet again don’t seem to get it, I will lay this out for you. I felt it necessary to apologize for me feeling it was necessary to retort and draw this out as long as it has when, I espcially, think this is a discussion that isnt of public concern. I am pretty certain that this space was NOT created with this purpose in mind.
I haven’t been around the blog much lately so I don’t know its tempo. There seemed to be a pretty large gap in the replies from what I have seen in the last few days, is this deniable?
Also, I am sure that no one expects you to apologize; you are way too big of a man for that. I am unbiased as to what you or anyone else posts, as all statements could easily be misread. Have you looked at the group list for this blog? There are a good deal of people that have had nothing to do with red team on here. I would also like you to take note of this statement;
"This blog has been created to let the friends and family of Jason, Gerry and Kern know how we are doing while working in Iraq. Please forgive the vaugeness about times and locations as we cannot give anything like that out here."
Sound familiar? It's posted on the side bar of the blog. I fail to see anything in there that states that was made for"... for all involved to discuss all matters of all kinds for us guys over here in Iraq... providing they involve RT... "
Kern people have always kind of seen you as the "leader" (term used loosely) of our little group that’s why you got the nick name "MK", because your decisions affected us all. I no longer fall into that specification, and to an extent never have. You have alway been aware of your control over the group but you have always been rather humble about excercising it, till something deviates from your plans or wants then you feel it necessary to belittle everyone who you feel "betrayed" you, or atleast find a scapegoat. Was it necessary to follow Jasons post like that, or take a shot at Adam? Everyone know when they are wrong, it takes a strong person to admit it, especially to someone of the opposite gender.
I respect you more than you even know. There is allot that I wish I could go back and change/stop. Of all the things I respect you for the most was the fact that you loved my sister, and she loved you. You took care of her. For that I am eternally grateful. I hope you understand that if I had the money I would pay you. I unfortunately was a dumb kid and did ALOT of dumb shit. I tried to live with out reget but all I acomplished was a life of regrets. I regret lying to those I love and those appreciate, I regret my over necessary drug use, I regret every cent I have ever borrowed, I regret not taking better care of my shit, I regret not doing school right, I regret my criminal record, I regret not being more appreciative of my parents and what they had taught me, I regret being a bull headed teenager with no sense of responsibility. Because of my decisions I have nearly lost my family, [what I have left of] my friends, and my life. Then I also take account of what I have lost; 6 months of my life, 5 cars, numerous friends, apartments, money, and I can almost say my credit too. I have a life of accomplishments and failures, and my failures far out weigh my accomplishments, I can only come down on myself so hard before its nothing but self damaging. The only right thing I can do, especially if I want to try to live a semi-happy existence, would be to attempt to rebuild. I am trying, sometimes the world isn’t so giving, but that’s not going to stop me, not now, I can’t afford any more mistakes. The best that I can do now is keep a heavy stride moving towards my future with little regard to the past. I have created a happy little world around me that none to few see, my SSID is Surfacing, my computer name is Infinite, and do you see the picture that it builds? My father has always held the phoenix in high regard. Not until last year or so, did I really understand it. I may never be my father, but I couldn’t have a better role model. This is no sob story this is life, mine is no different from anyone else’s. My life hasn’t been harder or easier than anyone else’s, so you can trust in the fact that I feel no bigger a man than you.
I leave you with this; if the money comes, you will have it, till then, you are going to have to wait. And although I enjoy you closing the discussion earlier, I look forward to seeing how you want to pick this apart. I wonder what details you hold on to the most. And as much as I would like to reply to your next post, I'm not…. This is where I get off. I will regard you no different than I have in the past so feel free to say hello, but now you have an idea of were I stand. Your sense of humor is sometimes genius, your intellect leaves most in the dust, you’ve always been a good guy, and I am certain that there isn’t one person, who has gotten a chance to know you, that would EVER had regret meeting you. I feel you were the best thing to happen to my sister, and I’m sorry for the disturbances I’m sure I caused there. Anyways I’ve got things to do.
Jason, Gerry, Bob, Ashley, Adam, Michelle, Tim, Bill, Kaci, Etc.
Thank you guys for your support/friendships through the years. I’m sorry I deviated so far as well as the any damage I may have done. Please know that I am more than willing to do what I can, if ever you become in need I apologize for taking for granted any advice, information, etc you had ever Offered
Kern, since you yet again don’t seem to get it, I will lay this out for you. I felt it necessary to apologize for me feeling it was necessary to retort and draw this out as long as it has when, I espcially, think this is a discussion that isnt of public concern. I am pretty certain that this space was NOT created with this purpose in mind.
I haven’t been around the blog much lately so I don’t know its tempo. There seemed to be a pretty large gap in the replies from what I have seen in the last few days, is this deniable?
Also, I am sure that no one expects you to apologize; you are way too big of a man for that. I am unbiased as to what you or anyone else posts, as all statements could easily be misread. Have you looked at the group list for this blog? There are a good deal of people that have had nothing to do with red team on here. I would also like you to take note of this statement;
"This blog has been created to let the friends and family of Jason, Gerry and Kern know how we are doing while working in Iraq. Please forgive the vaugeness about times and locations as we cannot give anything like that out here."
Sound familiar? It's posted on the side bar of the blog. I fail to see anything in there that states that was made for"... for all involved to discuss all matters of all kinds for us guys over here in Iraq... providing they involve RT... "
Kern people have always kind of seen you as the "leader" (term used loosely) of our little group that’s why you got the nick name "MK", because your decisions affected us all. I no longer fall into that specification, and to an extent never have. You have alway been aware of your control over the group but you have always been rather humble about excercising it, till something deviates from your plans or wants then you feel it necessary to belittle everyone who you feel "betrayed" you, or atleast find a scapegoat. Was it necessary to follow Jasons post like that, or take a shot at Adam? Everyone know when they are wrong, it takes a strong person to admit it, especially to someone of the opposite gender.
I respect you more than you even know. There is allot that I wish I could go back and change/stop. Of all the things I respect you for the most was the fact that you loved my sister, and she loved you. You took care of her. For that I am eternally grateful. I hope you understand that if I had the money I would pay you. I unfortunately was a dumb kid and did ALOT of dumb shit. I tried to live with out reget but all I acomplished was a life of regrets. I regret lying to those I love and those appreciate, I regret my over necessary drug use, I regret every cent I have ever borrowed, I regret not taking better care of my shit, I regret not doing school right, I regret my criminal record, I regret not being more appreciative of my parents and what they had taught me, I regret being a bull headed teenager with no sense of responsibility. Because of my decisions I have nearly lost my family, [what I have left of] my friends, and my life. Then I also take account of what I have lost; 6 months of my life, 5 cars, numerous friends, apartments, money, and I can almost say my credit too. I have a life of accomplishments and failures, and my failures far out weigh my accomplishments, I can only come down on myself so hard before its nothing but self damaging. The only right thing I can do, especially if I want to try to live a semi-happy existence, would be to attempt to rebuild. I am trying, sometimes the world isn’t so giving, but that’s not going to stop me, not now, I can’t afford any more mistakes. The best that I can do now is keep a heavy stride moving towards my future with little regard to the past. I have created a happy little world around me that none to few see, my SSID is Surfacing, my computer name is Infinite, and do you see the picture that it builds? My father has always held the phoenix in high regard. Not until last year or so, did I really understand it. I may never be my father, but I couldn’t have a better role model. This is no sob story this is life, mine is no different from anyone else’s. My life hasn’t been harder or easier than anyone else’s, so you can trust in the fact that I feel no bigger a man than you.
I leave you with this; if the money comes, you will have it, till then, you are going to have to wait. And although I enjoy you closing the discussion earlier, I look forward to seeing how you want to pick this apart. I wonder what details you hold on to the most. And as much as I would like to reply to your next post, I'm not…. This is where I get off. I will regard you no different than I have in the past so feel free to say hello, but now you have an idea of were I stand. Your sense of humor is sometimes genius, your intellect leaves most in the dust, you’ve always been a good guy, and I am certain that there isn’t one person, who has gotten a chance to know you, that would EVER had regret meeting you. I feel you were the best thing to happen to my sister, and I’m sorry for the disturbances I’m sure I caused there. Anyways I’ve got things to do.
Jason, Gerry, Bob, Ashley, Adam, Michelle, Tim, Bill, Kaci, Etc.
Thank you guys for your support/friendships through the years. I’m sorry I deviated so far as well as the any damage I may have done. Please know that I am more than willing to do what I can, if ever you become in need I apologize for taking for granted any advice, information, etc you had ever Offered
El Feo Kern: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN AND EAT SOME FRUIT!
i think we need a group hug...
where the fuck is Adam?!
(oh yeah, no groping this time)
i think we need a group hug...
where the fuck is Adam?!
(oh yeah, no groping this time)
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Retraction
Well,
While we are talking about appologies. I have a very important one to make. I would like to appologize to Ashley for the comment I made on the blog. It is normally my policy not to ever delete posts as they help serve as a record but in this case what I said was very hurtful and un-neccessary. Ashley has been a terrific friend to me over the years and for me to call her out like that on the blog when she was making a joke was not only un-appropriate but it was wrong and distasteful. Some of the comments I made were incorrect as well, such as she has been given everything. As I recall Ashley has worked very hard over the years to get where she is. She does not deserve to be judged by anyone including me. I do hope that Ashley will hold onto the car as long as she needs it as it would be the least I could do to repay her for the friendship she has shown me over the years.
Well,
While we are talking about appologies. I have a very important one to make. I would like to appologize to Ashley for the comment I made on the blog. It is normally my policy not to ever delete posts as they help serve as a record but in this case what I said was very hurtful and un-neccessary. Ashley has been a terrific friend to me over the years and for me to call her out like that on the blog when she was making a joke was not only un-appropriate but it was wrong and distasteful. Some of the comments I made were incorrect as well, such as she has been given everything. As I recall Ashley has worked very hard over the years to get where she is. She does not deserve to be judged by anyone including me. I do hope that Ashley will hold onto the car as long as she needs it as it would be the least I could do to repay her for the friendship she has shown me over the years.
El Feo Kern: ...
Kender... i have to ask
what are you apologizing for?
you did nothing wrong.
I made a statement, including a limited backstory, that was specific to you directed to the RT blog which was taken incorrectly by some. You in return responded publicly. so on and so forth.
no harm - no foul.
you didnt "air" any "dirty laundry" ... or did i miss something?
you simply responded to me airing your dirty laundry
is this just a "knee-jerk" reaction thing for ya?
Btw, for the record, I am not apologizing for any of this... nor will I.
this is actually the type of stuff the blog was made for (in a twisted sorta way).
An open forum for all involved to discuss all matters of all kinds for us guys over here in Iraq... providing they involve RT... which my statement did.
If you dont like that, then dont post/read.
Either way - unless you have anything else to add, i consider the matter closed.
feel free to continue this on the blog, email, and/or aim (not just Kender, everyone).
which ever you peeps are more comfortable with.
(this post would be best handled via email or IM, but the apology is on the blog and im sure im not the only one wondering why exactly it is there)
Kender... i have to ask
what are you apologizing for?
you did nothing wrong.
I made a statement, including a limited backstory, that was specific to you directed to the RT blog which was taken incorrectly by some. You in return responded publicly. so on and so forth.
no harm - no foul.
you didnt "air" any "dirty laundry" ... or did i miss something?
you simply responded to me airing your dirty laundry
is this just a "knee-jerk" reaction thing for ya?
Btw, for the record, I am not apologizing for any of this... nor will I.
this is actually the type of stuff the blog was made for (in a twisted sorta way).
An open forum for all involved to discuss all matters of all kinds for us guys over here in Iraq... providing they involve RT... which my statement did.
If you dont like that, then dont post/read.
Either way - unless you have anything else to add, i consider the matter closed.
feel free to continue this on the blog, email, and/or aim (not just Kender, everyone).
which ever you peeps are more comfortable with.
(this post would be best handled via email or IM, but the apology is on the blog and im sure im not the only one wondering why exactly it is there)
Anonymous: My Aplogies
Look, I would like to express my apologies to everyone for "airing my laundry" on the bulletin. I was acting irrationally, and should have gone about it by emails, PM's, IM's, or some other private manner. I feel that it was irresponsible of me to do this and am really sorry. if you have any comments or just want to drop your 2 cents email me (here).
Now on to more current event and such: (the following is provided by slashdot.org some not):
2. Effects of the tsunami on the ocean floor
3. very intuative idea for blogging
El Feo Kern: *sigh*
It's like reading email you'd send to your boss...
it reeks of political correctness
and yes... if there is any doubt...
I am the bad guy.
It's like reading email you'd send to your boss...
it reeks of political correctness
and yes... if there is any doubt...
I am the bad guy.
Shell: On Another Subject:
OK to everyone who reads this, and who I feel inclined to have at my house (everyone who posts/has posted is included in the people who I'm inclined to have over, EVERYONE) . Well I was thinking I would have a bbq over at my house, with nice steaks and burgers and lots of liquid refreshment one day over spring break when some people are home from leave. That way I can invite all of the non-RT (like me) people that are somehow affiliated with this group over, and noone can say I'm too broke etc etc. Basically I think there needs to be a good party of sorts like the ones in the olden days and what better excuse, If anyone likes the idea let me know.
OK to everyone who reads this, and who I feel inclined to have at my house (everyone who posts/has posted is included in the people who I'm inclined to have over, EVERYONE) . Well I was thinking I would have a bbq over at my house, with nice steaks and burgers and lots of liquid refreshment one day over spring break when some people are home from leave. That way I can invite all of the non-RT (like me) people that are somehow affiliated with this group over, and noone can say I'm too broke etc etc. Basically I think there needs to be a good party of sorts like the ones in the olden days and what better excuse, If anyone likes the idea let me know.
El Feo Kern: This is the end...
Ok all you freaky peeps, listen up.
since this got twisted into focus by some folks
out there in e-land i figured i should mention this.
Kender's debt has been paid "in full" to me by an unamed 3rd party.
that is all - I'm sure everyone will sleep much better now :)
Ok all you freaky peeps, listen up.
since this got twisted into focus by some folks
out there in e-land i figured i should mention this.
Kender's debt has been paid "in full" to me by an unamed 3rd party.
that is all - I'm sure everyone will sleep much better now :)
Anonymous: ...
Surely with all the technical experience you have gained you have learned; with the internet "Target/Intended Audiences" are not what you get (Cheap Example). Thus by example I mean the number of individuals that use the internet from a day to day basis.
Never did I state that my post was in regards my debt. Apparently it was taken as reply to just a single part of your post, I am sure others took it that way as well. I can do nothing more than apologize for the misunderstanding, and work better in the future to make sure that I explain everything in the simplest terms possible. I will also be sure to replace all my pronouns with nouns, so no one looses the subject or feels that it is pointed. I could sit here and go back and forth on this but I have far more interesting things to do rather than melee with you.
It surprises me (as intelligent as you are, I really do mean this) that you may feel that you are accomplishing something by doing this.
Surely with all the technical experience you have gained you have learned; with the internet "Target/Intended Audiences" are not what you get (Cheap Example). Thus by example I mean the number of individuals that use the internet from a day to day basis.
Never did I state that my post was in regards my debt. Apparently it was taken as reply to just a single part of your post, I am sure others took it that way as well. I can do nothing more than apologize for the misunderstanding, and work better in the future to make sure that I explain everything in the simplest terms possible. I will also be sure to replace all my pronouns with nouns, so no one looses the subject or feels that it is pointed. I could sit here and go back and forth on this but I have far more interesting things to do rather than melee with you.
It surprises me (as intelligent as you are, I really do mean this) that you may feel that you are accomplishing something by doing this.
El Feo Kern: ...
if by 800+ Million you mean 10, then yes... I posted infront of 800+ million.
My mistake was doing the "Kender - blahblah "
It was not directed to you, it was directed to RT.
And since i have, on more than one occasion, been asked "do you hate Kender?" and/or "Is he a member of RT?" etc. I decided to make a public statement to the RT Blog.
and oh yeah... btw, that post was not about your debt
that post was about why i do not consider you a memeber of RT.
I just wanted poeple to be clear of what my reason for that is.
nothing more.
So to all the people that think this is a "poor way of handling the issue of Kender owing you money" than piss off cause thats not the fuckin point!
This Blog is only intended for RT and their friends/family and that was the intended audience
If you feel that my statement is inaccurate in some way, then by all means let me know in what way and I will remove it.
if by 800+ Million you mean 10, then yes... I posted infront of 800+ million.
My mistake was doing the "Kender - blahblah "
It was not directed to you, it was directed to RT.
And since i have, on more than one occasion, been asked "do you hate Kender?" and/or "Is he a member of RT?" etc. I decided to make a public statement to the RT Blog.
and oh yeah... btw, that post was not about your debt
that post was about why i do not consider you a memeber of RT.
I just wanted poeple to be clear of what my reason for that is.
nothing more.
So to all the people that think this is a "poor way of handling the issue of Kender owing you money" than piss off cause thats not the fuckin point!
This Blog is only intended for RT and their friends/family and that was the intended audience
If you feel that my statement is inaccurate in some way, then by all means let me know in what way and I will remove it.
Anonymous: ...
Kern:
I do appreciate your words and I understand the issues. I didn't think you were mad so much as annoyed. Had you expressed this in form of email instead of posting in the presence of 800+ million people it would had been better received. I appreciate the time you took to write that, as well as your concern to the situation. I am sure we will talk more when you arrive.
Kern:
I do appreciate your words and I understand the issues. I didn't think you were mad so much as annoyed. Had you expressed this in form of email instead of posting in the presence of 800+ million people it would had been better received. I appreciate the time you took to write that, as well as your concern to the situation. I am sure we will talk more when you arrive.
me: No reference to other peoples posts: unless it pisses you then yes because I am an ass
Shitty Cars
I Have Had Shitty Cars
One lost its wheel
One caught on fire
One just simply wouldn't run
But of all of these I can say I didn't like a single Fucking One.
On another topic
Tracer=our fearless Red Hot and Blue guard?
Shitty Cars
I Have Had Shitty Cars
One lost its wheel
One caught on fire
One just simply wouldn't run
But of all of these I can say I didn't like a single Fucking One.
On another topic
Tracer=our fearless Red Hot and Blue guard?
El Feo Kern: BWAHAHAH
NegativePwr: soooo.... *Cough* what do
you want for your B-Day *Cough*
The Rev Kern: a living female torso...
that requires no upkeep and can
pass through customs
NegativePwr: DONE!!!! Man I thought
you would want something hard like a
card or some shit.
NegativePwr: soooo.... *Cough* what do
you want for your B-Day *Cough*
The Rev Kern: a living female torso...
that requires no upkeep and can
pass through customs
NegativePwr: DONE!!!! Man I thought
you would want something hard like a
card or some shit.
Zero: Re: wow ...and other things
Michelle,
Yeah, I have actually seen that doll. It's actually based on Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko. At least that's what I've heard.
http://www.soviet-awards.com/digest/pavlichenko/pavlichenko1.htm
Cлава к Oтечеству
You all know where I stand on this situation. And while I will not make this blog a public fighting ground, I will say that [RT] is no longer a 'whole', it is a group of 'factions'. I myself will not be apart of it anymore for my own hate has invalidated me from "RT". I will however function under [RTI]. Peace, it was fun.
I'd also like to take this parting moment to say that I always thought that Adam should have been a member of [RT]. He's gamed with us and has been a loyal friend of the 'group' (unlike some others). Therefore in leaving [RT], I will commit my final action to not being "selfish" or "hateful". I grant [RT] membership to Adam as [RT] K01e and hope that the remaining members of [RT] respect that. I feel that it's only right to replace what I've taken away from [RT] to maintain the integrity of the 'group' and to those that I respect and love within what's left of Red Team.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Michelle,
Yeah, I have actually seen that doll. It's actually based on Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko. At least that's what I've heard.
http://www.soviet-awards.com/digest/pavlichenko/pavlichenko1.htm
Cлава к Oтечеству
You all know where I stand on this situation. And while I will not make this blog a public fighting ground, I will say that [RT] is no longer a 'whole', it is a group of 'factions'. I myself will not be apart of it anymore for my own hate has invalidated me from "RT". I will however function under [RTI]. Peace, it was fun.
I'd also like to take this parting moment to say that I always thought that Adam should have been a member of [RT]. He's gamed with us and has been a loyal friend of the 'group' (unlike some others). Therefore in leaving [RT], I will commit my final action to not being "selfish" or "hateful". I grant [RT] membership to Adam as [RT] K01e and hope that the remaining members of [RT] respect that. I feel that it's only right to replace what I've taken away from [RT] to maintain the integrity of the 'group' and to those that I respect and love within what's left of Red Team.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Shell: wow
Lets see not touching any of that with a ten foot pole... but Gerry I found a woman for you.... now to make her real
Lets see not touching any of that with a ten foot pole... but Gerry I found a woman for you.... now to make her real
El Feo Kern: ugg...
As some of you know i have been rather sick for almost a week now (following in Jasons footsteps apparently), but I'm sure you'll all be happy to know i am feeling MUCH better today!
I know all of you were VERY worried about my wellbeing... shutup... just pretend you were or i'll need to hit Adam up for another "Hetero-hug"
and you know what that will lead to... yikes!
random note:
ATTENTION MEMBERS OF [RT]
When Jason and I are in town we need to all get together for at least an hour or two.
This is mandatory! (aka - not optional... just to clarify)
this of course (and unfortuantly) is excluding Gerry - for obvious reasons.
Work it out amongst yourselves and let me know the best time/date you guys back home come up with.
The people that will lose toes if they
do not show up for this get together:
NegativePwr
Bobdammit
Me
Tracer
DropShip
I hope im missing people... cause our "group" is tiny, heh
Does size matter? well at least Jason and I have the "girth" thing covered... i dunno if Jason has lost any weight, but i'm pushin about a quarter-ton, me thinks.
*moo*
Kender - Jason pointed out to me that you are, in fact, a member of RT and I feel it is not my place to take that from you (since RT is a group thing, not a Kern thing), but until you have repaid your debt to me, i will not consider you as a member of RedTeam - hence - your name will not be included when "I" discuss matters involving RedTeam ( I'm sure you're all broken up ).
This not a matter of money obviously, but a matter of principal.
Not trying to be a dick, but i felt that needed to be made clear.
To All:
NO, i do not Hate Kender.
*PSSST* hey Ashley... it's a free car... shh!
Seriously... i was a little offended... and i'm not even involved.
not doggin, just sayin.
As some of you know i have been rather sick for almost a week now (following in Jasons footsteps apparently), but I'm sure you'll all be happy to know i am feeling MUCH better today!
I know all of you were VERY worried about my wellbeing... shutup... just pretend you were or i'll need to hit Adam up for another "Hetero-hug"
and you know what that will lead to... yikes!
random note:
ATTENTION MEMBERS OF [RT]
When Jason and I are in town we need to all get together for at least an hour or two.
This is mandatory! (aka - not optional... just to clarify)
this of course (and unfortuantly) is excluding Gerry - for obvious reasons.
Work it out amongst yourselves and let me know the best time/date you guys back home come up with.
The people that will lose toes if they
do not show up for this get together:
NegativePwr
Bobdammit
Me
Tracer
DropShip
I hope im missing people... cause our "group" is tiny, heh
Does size matter? well at least Jason and I have the "girth" thing covered... i dunno if Jason has lost any weight, but i'm pushin about a quarter-ton, me thinks.
*moo*
Kender - Jason pointed out to me that you are, in fact, a member of RT and I feel it is not my place to take that from you (since RT is a group thing, not a Kern thing), but until you have repaid your debt to me, i will not consider you as a member of RedTeam - hence - your name will not be included when "I" discuss matters involving RedTeam ( I'm sure you're all broken up ).
This not a matter of money obviously, but a matter of principal.
Not trying to be a dick, but i felt that needed to be made clear.
To All:
NO, i do not Hate Kender.
*PSSST* hey Ashley... it's a free car... shh!
Seriously... i was a little offended... and i'm not even involved.
not doggin, just sayin.
Anonymous: (:-\>->--<: Must be on of those weeks
After you give your respects to dean, be sure to pay this man his regards as well.
A Founder in establishing the tought that normal people can stay up past 10pm.
After you give your respects to dean, be sure to pay this man his regards as well.
A Founder in establishing the tought that normal people can stay up past 10pm.
Zero: Happy 74th
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/08/james.dean.birthday.ap/index.html
James Byron Dean
Feb 8, 1931 - Sept 30, 1955
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
James Dean w/ (Anna Maria) Pier Angeli
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"...everyone I know goes away in the end..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/08/james.dean.birthday.ap/index.html
James Byron Dean
Feb 8, 1931 - Sept 30, 1955
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
James Dean w/ (Anna Maria) Pier Angeli
Cлава к Oтечеству
"...everyone I know goes away in the end..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: Song of the day
Filter :
The Best Things
Check it out if you get a chance.
If anyone has the full Album this song is on, please let me know.
Filter :
The Best Things
Check it out if you get a chance.
If anyone has the full Album this song is on, please let me know.
Anonymous: bwahahah..
Almost makes ya wanna start grabbin cheeks, huh???
I used to have SOOOOO many more pictures... of EVERYBODY.... so some of you can think yourselfs fortunate that my computer was stolen by gay crackheads. :)). Im sure there is someonline drive that i forgot about that i may had back them up on. Actually.. myspace used to be one of those online drive places.... but that place got obviously... um.. bulldozed.
k
w00t!
Almost makes ya wanna start grabbin cheeks, huh???
I used to have SOOOOO many more pictures... of EVERYBODY.... so some of you can think yourselfs fortunate that my computer was stolen by gay crackheads. :)). Im sure there is someonline drive that i forgot about that i may had back them up on. Actually.. myspace used to be one of those online drive places.... but that place got obviously... um.. bulldozed.
k
w00t!
Shell: OMG
Wow those are old... i'm not even going to go into my speil on how old I am getting, and how the hell
did so much time pass. But in the first pic is that Jason in the background?
nerd quiz
Wow those are old... i'm not even going to go into my speil on how old I am getting, and how the hell
did so much time pass. But in the first pic is that Jason in the background?
nerd quiz
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El Feo Kern: JEBUS!
talk about some old-school pics.
very nice.
although, I dont remember Bob looking so much like... like... a washed up anchor man after a night on the town... or a lounge singer.
one of the two.
talk about some old-school pics.
very nice.
although, I dont remember Bob looking so much like... like... a washed up anchor man after a night on the town... or a lounge singer.
one of the two.
Anonymous: Oh, tha Dayzzz
INFACT:
Here i am looking at techcomedy.com
Right then .. Good stuff....
Holy poop ... thats n0t a11!
Out of nowhere
BAHM
It 80b!!!!
yeshir.... i shurly do remember ol techcomedy and the numorous other things that we did to take up our time.. because it was job a monkey could.... well almost do. :)
glad you broght those days up, i finnaly get to display these pix
too bad telavist closed there doors.
INFACT:
Here i am looking at techcomedy.com
when All ov a sudd3n....
LOooK who joinz teh phune
Right then .. Good stuff....
Holy poop ... thats n0t a11!
Out of nowhere
BAHM
It 80b!!!!
yeshir.... i shurly do remember ol techcomedy and the numorous other things that we did to take up our time.. because it was job a monkey could.... well almost do. :)
glad you broght those days up, i finnaly get to display these pix
too bad telavist closed there doors.
El Feo Kern: amusing email
This was forwarded to me from an unknown source.
damn funny though.
Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
>
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User.
>
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>
This was forwarded to me from an unknown source.
damn funny though.
Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
>
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User.
>
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: TeChCoMeDy
Kender, Bob,
Do you rememeber when we found Tech Comedy? For me it was like going to group victim abuse meeting for call center techies... It is a great place....
Kender, Bob,
Do you rememeber when we found Tech Comedy? For me it was like going to group victim abuse meeting for call center techies... It is a great place....
Anonymous: Tech Whoa's?
Kev you should join the legions of techies at www.techcomedy.com or at www.techtales.com.
Whats up all? its been awhile. Good to see [RT]Iraq is still holding up. Everyone ready for the SuperBowl... maybe the Half-time Show. Yeah for the half time show, and commercials.
One more thing, Would any of you happen have any good documentation on RTT?
By the way, what happend to the forum? it kinda sputtered and died.
Kev you should join the legions of techies at www.techcomedy.com or at www.techtales.com.
Whats up all? its been awhile. Good to see [RT]Iraq is still holding up. Everyone ready for the SuperBowl... maybe the Half-time Show. Yeah for the half time show, and commercials.
One more thing, Would any of you happen have any good documentation on RTT?
By the way, what happend to the forum? it kinda sputtered and died.
El Feo Kern: sticking to your guns can pay off
Last night i was literally one click away from buying an Alienware with an... ::spoken through his clinched teeth:: NVidia.... *wretch*
but at the last minute i closed the window and walked away... i just couldnt bring myself to buy NVidia.
well guess what, it paid off.
This morning less than 12hrs after my soul-twisting test of faith Alienware now offers the x800.
BY THE GODS, I WILL NEVER DOUBT THE PATH OF MY HEART AGAIN!
FOR IT SHALL ALWAYS GUIDE ME TRUE!
I WILL NEVER ALLOW THE VILE WASTES OF THE WRETCHED AND UNCLEAN TAINT MY SPIRIT!
I ... AM ... PURE!!!!
well... not really, but I feel REALLY good!
here's why
eh-hem...
[1] Area-51m 7700
Warranty: 3-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support with Onsite Service Bundled with AlienAutopsy and Respawn
Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Professional with Service Pack 2
Case: Area-51m 7700 Case with 17" WideSXGA+ 1680 x 1050 LCD Display with Built-in Camera - Xeno Grey
Processor: Intel® Pentium® 4 Processor 530 w/ HT Technology 3.0GHz 1MB Cache
Motherboard: Intel® 915P Chipset Supporting PCI-Express
Memory: 1GB Dual Channel DDR2 SO-DIMM at 533MHz - 2 x 512MB
Video Card: Area-51m 7700 ATI MOBILITY RADEON X800 with 256MB of DDR 3 memory
Sound Card: Intel® High-Definition Audio (24-bit, 192Khz) with 7.1 surround sound
Hard Drive: Extreme Performance - RAID 0 - 120GB (60GB x 2) 7200 RPM ATA100 - Hitachi
Optical Drive One: 24x10x24 CD-RW / 8X DVD Combo w/Software MPEG2 Decoder
Floppy Drive: USB Floppy Drive
Ethernet NIC: Integrated 10/1000Mb Gigabit Ethernet NIC
Wireless Network: Internal Wireless 802.11a/b/g miniPCI Card
Modem: 56K Modem with V.92 Technology
Optional Display: No Monitor
Games: Command and Conquer: Generals - Deluxe Edition
Games: Half Life 2
Free Alienware T-Shirt: Free Alienware® T-Shirt - Black
Desktop Enhancements: Exclusive AlienGUIse Theme Manager
Free Alienware Mousepad: Free Alienware® Mousepad
LET THE ANGELS SING!!! and stuff
Last night i was literally one click away from buying an Alienware with an... ::spoken through his clinched teeth:: NVidia.... *wretch*
but at the last minute i closed the window and walked away... i just couldnt bring myself to buy NVidia.
well guess what, it paid off.
This morning less than 12hrs after my soul-twisting test of faith Alienware now offers the x800.
BY THE GODS, I WILL NEVER DOUBT THE PATH OF MY HEART AGAIN!
FOR IT SHALL ALWAYS GUIDE ME TRUE!
I WILL NEVER ALLOW THE VILE WASTES OF THE WRETCHED AND UNCLEAN TAINT MY SPIRIT!
I ... AM ... PURE!!!!
well... not really, but I feel REALLY good!
here's why
eh-hem...
[1] Area-51m 7700
Warranty: 3-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support with Onsite Service Bundled with AlienAutopsy and Respawn
Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Professional with Service Pack 2
Case: Area-51m 7700 Case with 17" WideSXGA+ 1680 x 1050 LCD Display with Built-in Camera - Xeno Grey
Processor: Intel® Pentium® 4 Processor 530 w/ HT Technology 3.0GHz 1MB Cache
Motherboard: Intel® 915P Chipset Supporting PCI-Express
Memory: 1GB Dual Channel DDR2 SO-DIMM at 533MHz - 2 x 512MB
Video Card: Area-51m 7700 ATI MOBILITY RADEON X800 with 256MB of DDR 3 memory
Sound Card: Intel® High-Definition Audio (24-bit, 192Khz) with 7.1 surround sound
Hard Drive: Extreme Performance - RAID 0 - 120GB (60GB x 2) 7200 RPM ATA100 - Hitachi
Optical Drive One: 24x10x24 CD-RW / 8X DVD Combo w/Software MPEG2 Decoder
Floppy Drive: USB Floppy Drive
Ethernet NIC: Integrated 10/1000Mb Gigabit Ethernet NIC
Wireless Network: Internal Wireless 802.11a/b/g miniPCI Card
Modem: 56K Modem with V.92 Technology
Optional Display: No Monitor
Games: Command and Conquer: Generals - Deluxe Edition
Games: Half Life 2
Free Alienware T-Shirt: Free Alienware® T-Shirt - Black
Desktop Enhancements: Exclusive AlienGUIse Theme Manager
Free Alienware Mousepad: Free Alienware® Mousepad
LET THE ANGELS SING!!! and stuff
Shell: heh i feel for you
My favorite one that actually happened to me was back when I worked at this place called stream... this will show my age but so be it....
Back in 1997 - many many people still were using 3.1 and some idiots were just getting the idea to go to windows 95 -- mind you I loved 3.1 and I was extremely upset with 95 when my dad upgraded my pc (a super "turbo button" 486 mind you) to the beta 95 version, I'll never forgive him --
To the real story now, this guy calls up I'm supporting MSN (breach of confidentiality oops they can sue me) anyways he says I can't open the cd player, ok so I say what happens he says its just stuck... well after about 30 minutes it ends up being that when they told him to insert the cd it didn't say to take out the old one so he inserted the cd with another cd still in the cd rom. So to say the least the cd rom wasn't opening or reading anything for shit, and he was going to call microsoft and sue them blah blah blah.... yeah that probably worked out well for him.
So after many years of calls like that I thought I'd finally got past it and into the l33t world of network operations, which has now been turned back into customer service w/ the network operations title.... my soul was just starting to come back... now its disappearing quicker than ever before... when your feeling really down and want to tear peoples hearts out of their necks the bofh always helped me
My favorite one that actually happened to me was back when I worked at this place called stream... this will show my age but so be it....
Back in 1997 - many many people still were using 3.1 and some idiots were just getting the idea to go to windows 95 -- mind you I loved 3.1 and I was extremely upset with 95 when my dad upgraded my pc (a super "turbo button" 486 mind you) to the beta 95 version, I'll never forgive him --
To the real story now, this guy calls up I'm supporting MSN (breach of confidentiality oops they can sue me) anyways he says I can't open the cd player, ok so I say what happens he says its just stuck... well after about 30 minutes it ends up being that when they told him to insert the cd it didn't say to take out the old one so he inserted the cd with another cd still in the cd rom. So to say the least the cd rom wasn't opening or reading anything for shit, and he was going to call microsoft and sue them blah blah blah.... yeah that probably worked out well for him.
So after many years of calls like that I thought I'd finally got past it and into the l33t world of network operations, which has now been turned back into customer service w/ the network operations title.... my soul was just starting to come back... now its disappearing quicker than ever before... when your feeling really down and want to tear peoples hearts out of their necks the bofh always helped me
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Welcome to my world
Kevin,
You are just now beginning to experiance what all of us techies have been going through for the last 5+ years. Do not worry though...This too shall pass.
Kevin,
You are just now beginning to experiance what all of us techies have been going through for the last 5+ years. Do not worry though...This too shall pass.
me: Welcom to my world. Kern kill me
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
- * -
Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry
- * -
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
- * -
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
- * -
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
- * -
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
- * -
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
- * -
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
- * -
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
- * -
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? -
- * -
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
- * -
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
- * -
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
- * -
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
- * -
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
- * -
Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry
- * -
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
- * -
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
- * -
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
- * -
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
- * -
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
- * -
Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
- * -
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
- * -
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? -
- * -
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
- * -
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
- * -
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
- * -
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
- * -
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
Shell: Two things
Now if anyone messes up on Gerry's "experiment" then they are even bigger retards than me =)
And before I forget - Jason - I dunno if it was here when you were here last but they opened a Peter Piper Pizza at spring creek and coit. I wanted to try it but I'm leaving it for when you come back, we'll do lunch there one day. You've talked about that place too many times for me to go there and say hey guess what I had Peter piper pizza today... oh, you got to eat crappy military food that sucks. See what a nice person I am I'll stick with normal Papa Johns pizza so that you don't have to suffer like that. I am so selfless that I make those kinds of sacrifices. But don't ask for like my arm or blood or anything like that... all I'm giving away ever is a kidney to Kern.
Now if anyone messes up on Gerry's "experiment" then they are even bigger retards than me =)
And before I forget - Jason - I dunno if it was here when you were here last but they opened a Peter Piper Pizza at spring creek and coit. I wanted to try it but I'm leaving it for when you come back, we'll do lunch there one day. You've talked about that place too many times for me to go there and say hey guess what I had Peter piper pizza today... oh, you got to eat crappy military food that sucks. See what a nice person I am I'll stick with normal Papa Johns pizza so that you don't have to suffer like that. I am so selfless that I make those kinds of sacrifices. But don't ask for like my arm or blood or anything like that... all I'm giving away ever is a kidney to Kern.
Zero: It had to happen sooner or later...
I just couldn't stop myself.... god help us all....
The Holy Gospel According to John (Moses Browning)
Author Unknown
1. In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.
2. And shouldst thou muck with it and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm.
3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.
4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it.
5. And lo, they did install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and loose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle.
6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunction to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.
7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.
8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did function.
9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.
10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and did proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol, and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.
11. And when man had been totally ensnared with plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-BOOM to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.
12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.
13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John.
Amen
Select remarks taken from http://forums.1911forum.com/ and www.sightm1911.com
You know you love 1911s when...
- You hear "45" you think of a gun and not a record.
- 1911 was a good year even though you were not alive then.
- A 22 caliber hole just looks sad.
- When the words beaver and tail conjure up images of a 1911 accessory parts.
- You use a special cloth on your 1911 and it isn't allowed to touch other guns.
- you see the grain weight on a 9mm Luger and think: "Where's the other half of the bullet?"
- when u cant go a single day with out at least touching or looking at ur 1911, but its ok if u havent seen ur wife or girlfriend in a week.
- When you unconsciously hit the thumb safety every time you grab an every day object like a coffee cup or pencil.
- You Pause, Zoom, and Frame Advance your DVD movies during any scene with a 1911.
- You cringe when even a prop gun 1911 is dropped in a movie
- You root for the character good or bad that's carrying the 1911
- You're like old friends with a total stranger when you each ask to see a 1911 from behind the counter, while others are busy looking at the plastic, smaller caliber guns.
- you completely unload and reload all of your magazines every night before you go to bed, "just to make sure."
- "Browning" seems like a perfectly reasonable name for a baby girl.
- you stare at yourself in the mirror holding your pistol, just because it looks really cool.
- you stop in at your local gunshop at least once a week under the guise of chatting with the employees, but really you just want to see if they have any new Kimber, Springfield or Dan Wesson catalogs.
- you detail field-strip your pistol every day because it's "fun."
- You have several bookmarked websites with 1911 in the name.
- You consider yourself a "1911 missionary," trying to save the poor souls who don't yet own at least one 1911.
- When you point at something and your thumb is positioned to lay over the imaginary safety.
- When you'd rather carry an untested 1911 vs any other gun just because it's a 1911.
- You have jpegs of your 1911' s stored on your pc so you can send to the poeple that ask for them, and even those that dont.
- You want a bumpersticker that says "Friends don't let friends buy Glocks"
- Just thought of this, and I cant be the first; Just dial 1-911 in case of emergency.
- You throw the words "John Moses Browning" into every conversation with a Utah resident, assuming they'll know who you're talking about.
- On the 19th of every month at 11 o'clock, you have a moment of silence.
- Coming up with replies to this thread is too easy.
- You think "1911" each time you hear about ANY 45 caliber handgun
- You've got a folder named 1911 in your bookmarks.
- When the speed limit is 45 you set your cruise control to 45 out of respect.
- You take the day off in Rememberence of JMB's Birthday.
- You know you love you 1911, when you LITERALLY hold and sleep closer to your 1911 than your wife...
- ...you don't even own a 1911, but spend every night reading 1911 Forums, Sight 1911 articles and manufacturer web pages trying to figure out which is the best to get.
- You feel good with a seven round magazine because you know you only need one round
- you've reloaded 45 ACP for a 1911...which you don't yet own.
- when you name them (like I'm the only one thats done that).
- when they get their own shelf in the safe.
- when you go to shoot a glock and your thumb can't find the safety.
- when you were given your Dads 1911 he carried in WW II you refused to shoot it. Instead you only clean it. I was never in the military so I feel Ihave not earned the right to shoot it.
- when your wife asks you "how come you don't look at me like that anymore?"
- when your carry your H&K locked and cocked
- when you see a soldier carrying a 1911 and you say to yourself "why don't he clean that thing?!"
- when you see an old worn out 1911 in a pawnshop and you buy it becauseyou feel sorry for the old gal.
- you OWN other types of handguns, but do not discuss or display them.
- you believe that "Kimberly" is two letters too long.
***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I really have to take a moment here to thank the wonderful people @ http://forums.1911forum.com/ for helping me to realize that I'm not the only one who's like this (seriously, you should take a look at some of those guys). For awhile there I thought I was beginning to suffer from a strong neurotic disorder of some type. It's good to know I'm somewhat Ok... seriously... Thanx guys.
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"...one shot and the world gets smaller..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
I just couldn't stop myself.... god help us all....
The Holy Gospel According to John (Moses Browning)
Author Unknown
1. In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was the pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it worketh. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain.
2. And shouldst thou muck with it and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm.
3. And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.
4. Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it.
5. And lo, they did install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and loose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle.
6. And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunction to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.
7. Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.
8. And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did function.
9. And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.
10. But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and did proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol, and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.
11. And when man had been totally ensnared with plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-BOOM to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.
12. Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.
13. And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation by the followers of John.
Amen
Select remarks taken from http://forums.1911forum.com/ and www.sightm1911.com
You know you love 1911s when...
- You hear "45" you think of a gun and not a record.
- 1911 was a good year even though you were not alive then.
- A 22 caliber hole just looks sad.
- When the words beaver and tail conjure up images of a 1911 accessory parts.
- You use a special cloth on your 1911 and it isn't allowed to touch other guns.
- you see the grain weight on a 9mm Luger and think: "Where's the other half of the bullet?"
- when u cant go a single day with out at least touching or looking at ur 1911, but its ok if u havent seen ur wife or girlfriend in a week.
- When you unconsciously hit the thumb safety every time you grab an every day object like a coffee cup or pencil.
- You Pause, Zoom, and Frame Advance your DVD movies during any scene with a 1911.
- You cringe when even a prop gun 1911 is dropped in a movie
- You root for the character good or bad that's carrying the 1911
- You're like old friends with a total stranger when you each ask to see a 1911 from behind the counter, while others are busy looking at the plastic, smaller caliber guns.
- you completely unload and reload all of your magazines every night before you go to bed, "just to make sure."
- "Browning" seems like a perfectly reasonable name for a baby girl.
- you stare at yourself in the mirror holding your pistol, just because it looks really cool.
- you stop in at your local gunshop at least once a week under the guise of chatting with the employees, but really you just want to see if they have any new Kimber, Springfield or Dan Wesson catalogs.
- you detail field-strip your pistol every day because it's "fun."
- You have several bookmarked websites with 1911 in the name.
- You consider yourself a "1911 missionary," trying to save the poor souls who don't yet own at least one 1911.
- When you point at something and your thumb is positioned to lay over the imaginary safety.
- When you'd rather carry an untested 1911 vs any other gun just because it's a 1911.
- You have jpegs of your 1911' s stored on your pc so you can send to the poeple that ask for them, and even those that dont.
- You want a bumpersticker that says "Friends don't let friends buy Glocks"
- Just thought of this, and I cant be the first; Just dial 1-911 in case of emergency.
- You throw the words "John Moses Browning" into every conversation with a Utah resident, assuming they'll know who you're talking about.
- On the 19th of every month at 11 o'clock, you have a moment of silence.
- Coming up with replies to this thread is too easy.
- You think "1911" each time you hear about ANY 45 caliber handgun
- You've got a folder named 1911 in your bookmarks.
- When the speed limit is 45 you set your cruise control to 45 out of respect.
- You take the day off in Rememberence of JMB's Birthday.
- You know you love you 1911, when you LITERALLY hold and sleep closer to your 1911 than your wife...
- ...you don't even own a 1911, but spend every night reading 1911 Forums, Sight 1911 articles and manufacturer web pages trying to figure out which is the best to get.
- You feel good with a seven round magazine because you know you only need one round
- you've reloaded 45 ACP for a 1911...which you don't yet own.
- when you name them (like I'm the only one thats done that).
- when they get their own shelf in the safe.
- when you go to shoot a glock and your thumb can't find the safety.
- when you were given your Dads 1911 he carried in WW II you refused to shoot it. Instead you only clean it. I was never in the military so I feel Ihave not earned the right to shoot it.
- when your wife asks you "how come you don't look at me like that anymore?"
- when your carry your H&K locked and cocked
- when you see a soldier carrying a 1911 and you say to yourself "why don't he clean that thing?!"
- when you see an old worn out 1911 in a pawnshop and you buy it becauseyou feel sorry for the old gal.
- you OWN other types of handguns, but do not discuss or display them.
- you believe that "Kimberly" is two letters too long.
***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I really have to take a moment here to thank the wonderful people @ http://forums.1911forum.com/ for helping me to realize that I'm not the only one who's like this (seriously, you should take a look at some of those guys). For awhile there I thought I was beginning to suffer from a strong neurotic disorder of some type. It's good to know I'm somewhat Ok... seriously... Thanx guys.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
"...one shot and the world gets smaller..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Shell: grrr
My god - I of course had to know what was going on... so I started looking up everything, I never wanted to know how to say numbers in klingon, never wanted to know what reliant's prefix code was but you made it so I HAD to know cause everyone else did. So now I know that stuff, but some other piece of knowledge (that may have been useful) has now left my head... if I ever jump out of my car one day and run accross 75 into traffic... you guys are too blame. No not really but you could pretend to be sad that I died at least. Thats all.... I just had to post something on here today so someone wouldn't be jealous of another forum.
My god - I of course had to know what was going on... so I started looking up everything, I never wanted to know how to say numbers in klingon, never wanted to know what reliant's prefix code was but you made it so I HAD to know cause everyone else did. So now I know that stuff, but some other piece of knowledge (that may have been useful) has now left my head... if I ever jump out of my car one day and run accross 75 into traffic... you guys are too blame. No not really but you could pretend to be sad that I died at least. Thats all.... I just had to post something on here today so someone wouldn't be jealous of another forum.
Zero: You Klingon bastard....
You looked it up, didn't you????!!!!
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"...didn't you..? didn't you...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction
You looked it up, didn't you????!!!!
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
"...didn't you..? didn't you...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: ver 2.0
Wow... that's UberBoring... a .Doc
they had to really stretch to get something "witty"
to say about a .doc
I think i'm gonna alter my header info and become
a self-extracting exe so i can go somewhere quiet
and Execute myself.
p.s. - you dont have to show your nerdness and knitpick/challange that statement... it is for entertainment purposes only (this means you Bob)
*sings* the file is not worth saving, so shut me down */sings*
Wow... that's UberBoring... a .Doc
they had to really stretch to get something "witty"
to say about a .doc
I think i'm gonna alter my header info and become
a self-extracting exe so i can go somewhere quiet
and Execute myself.
p.s. - you dont have to show your nerdness and knitpick/challange that statement... it is for entertainment purposes only (this means you Bob)
*sings* the file is not worth saving, so shut me down */sings*
Zero: Damn it, Michelle...
...I can't believe I actually took that test. I hate those personality things but *shrug* this one looked interesting... Yeah... that's it.
Informative...? I guess I can agree with that... Whether it's helping to provide some mind-dimming obscure answer that only I'd know... or maybe my huge useless knowledge of trivia/history... Can anyone tell me the Reliant's pre-fix code? Uh-huh... Yeah that's what I though, bitch!
So... Umm... Hmm... Anyone wanna talk about guns or Mustangs?
(The character of Bubba from Forest Gump comes to mind.... thanx, Jason)
0_o
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"...fluid in all your movements... It's nothing that you can change..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
...I can't believe I actually took that test. I hate those personality things but *shrug* this one looked interesting... Yeah... that's it.
Informative...? I guess I can agree with that... Whether it's helping to provide some mind-dimming obscure answer that only I'd know... or maybe my huge useless knowledge of trivia/history... Can anyone tell me the Reliant's pre-fix code? Uh-huh... Yeah that's what I though, bitch!
So... Umm... Hmm... Anyone wanna talk about guns or Mustangs?
(The character of Bubba from Forest Gump comes to mind.... thanx, Jason)
0_o
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
"...fluid in all your movements... It's nothing that you can change..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Shell: I lost any cool points I may have had just thinking about taking this quiz
Which File Extension are You
Which File Extension are You
Shell: Look what they did
So I found the pictures to follow up to this cnn story -- here they are, sick sick bastards...
So I found the pictures to follow up to this cnn story -- here they are, sick sick bastards...
