El Feo Kern: it had to happen at some point...
I don't know exactly how to break it to you guys, but I'll just come out with it cause people are gonna start talkin and askin questions and such... and they're gonna be pointing fingers... possibly even at you.
I'm sorry for the pain this may cause some of you...
*sigh*
a nude sketch of me is now circulating on the interweb.
yup... someone apparently saw me with my clothes off (prolly on my way to see bigfoot) and took a moment to scribble out my likeness on to an obviously cursed tablet.
The only defense you may have in this matter is to be armed with truth
so
Click Here... if you think you can handle it...
im organizing support groups for the general population as we speak.
i shoulda told you guys sooner.
*sniff sniff*
DAMN MY TREACHEROUS SHAME!