Zero: Speaking of pigs....
Kern, I dunno about the whole code in the Joepieee thing... I think you might be alone on that one... Although I guess if you kind of slow it down half-speed 30 seconds into the song it kind of goes to the beat of the Hymn of the Soviet Union.... Or not. Oh well, I tried.
But speaking of pigs.... Here's something interesting:
Upon hearing news that a whole patrol of his men had been slaughtered and that their bodies were mutilated terribly beyond recognition, General "Black Jack" Pershing of the US Army rounded up the suspected insurgents in a nearby village. He instructed his men to line up the insurgents in the center of the village where everyone could see. Pigs were then marched out in front of the prisoners and then slaughtered. The pigs' blood was poured over the prisoners and their entrails hung around their necks. Each one was then sumarily shot in the head; their bodies eventually buried with the pig carcasses. From that day on, the insurrection ceased almost immediately thereafter.Supposedly, the prisoners were also force-fed pork before their execution... but I can't get anyone to verify that.
The 'insurrgents' were muslim. And the 'insurrection' refferred to above was the Philippine-American War. Am I alluding to something here? Probably... But
if I am I'm not gonna spell it out for anyone...

Yes, that's a .45 caliber Long Colt Single Action Army... the other half of that victory. It's also the father of the M1911 and the .45 acp. Amen.Cлава к Oтечеству
anonymous 1: if you fuck a zombie are you a necropheliac? it's not technically dead. id imagine that it would be decayed and disgusting to eat. unless they just died or something
anonymous 0: but not disgusting to fuck?
anonymous 1: /shrug
anonymous 0: heheh
anonymous 1: all depends on how "fresh" they are i guess
anonymous 0: fresh for an hour. that should be more than enough time
anonymous 1: to fuck AND eat them
anonymous 0: another odd sentence out of context...
anonymous 1: in that order of course
anonymous 0: and another. :P
anonymous 1: what, its not weird IN context? "oh its not what your thinking, were talking about zombies"
anonymous 0: bwahahahaha! hel-loooooo LJ quote!
anonymous 1: fuck!
anonymous 0: and eat. zombies. - some random online funny as fuck conversation
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