El Feo Kern: minutes of my life... wasted
in my failing attempts to contain the daily IT "toxic spills" at this forsaken site, so i can have at least some shread of hope that i might get to bed before midnight (someone call me a wahmbulance), i had to watch the JOEPIEEE one last time.
I laughed,
I cried,
AND HAD TO FIGURE OUT THE FUCKIN CODE!!!
"what code?" you ask?!
come on ... you FOOLS! tell me you see it too!
this cant just be some jolly, fat, farting fuck of a pig, can it?!
NO!
THIS MEANS SOMETHING I TELL YOU
IT... MUST... MEAN ... SOMETHING!!!
conatin a coded map to lost treasure
digitally concealed details of the JFK assassination
KEYS TO THE BINDING LOCKS FROM WHICH THE TERRIBLE SECRETS OF SPACE SHALL SPEW LIKE AN OVERLOADED CHEERLEADER AT THE PEAK OF THE FRAT PARTY
GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL HAVE THE GOLDEN NUGGET OF KNOWLEDGE, (deep dramatic breath),
I WILL EAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF THE CURSED TREE AS I MAKE A BELT OUT OF THE SLIMY SNAKE THAT LED ME TO IT, (breath x2)
I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!!
THAT PIG HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF!
I'm so fuckin pissed right now im not even gonna spell check this moefoe!
THATS RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME!!! noooooo spellcheck - ha HA!
im pissed AND crazy
why hell... i think I'm just gonna go find me a baby seal to club to death before i go to bed tonight... then, in the morning, im gonna make a sock puppet out of him and preach the gospel with his cute little eviscerated corpse... i will convince the locals that it's Jesus and demand they pay for their sins upfront in nothing but pork products!
wooo...
i think i need some fresh air
looks like i'll need my walkin shoes again... unfortunatly, they still need more cowbell
vasnt that vierd?
The truth is out there ::queue spooky high-pitched music::
in my failing attempts to contain the daily IT "toxic spills" at this forsaken site, so i can have at least some shread of hope that i might get to bed before midnight (someone call me a wahmbulance), i had to watch the JOEPIEEE one last time.
I laughed,
I cried,
AND HAD TO FIGURE OUT THE FUCKIN CODE!!!
"what code?" you ask?!
come on ... you FOOLS! tell me you see it too!
this cant just be some jolly, fat, farting fuck of a pig, can it?!
NO!
THIS MEANS SOMETHING I TELL YOU
IT... MUST... MEAN ... SOMETHING!!!
conatin a coded map to lost treasure
digitally concealed details of the JFK assassination
KEYS TO THE BINDING LOCKS FROM WHICH THE TERRIBLE SECRETS OF SPACE SHALL SPEW LIKE AN OVERLOADED CHEERLEADER AT THE PEAK OF THE FRAT PARTY
GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL HAVE THE GOLDEN NUGGET OF KNOWLEDGE, (deep dramatic breath),
I WILL EAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OF THE CURSED TREE AS I MAKE A BELT OUT OF THE SLIMY SNAKE THAT LED ME TO IT, (breath x2)
I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!!
THAT PIG HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF!
I'm so fuckin pissed right now im not even gonna spell check this moefoe!
THATS RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME!!! noooooo spellcheck - ha HA!
im pissed AND crazy
why hell... i think I'm just gonna go find me a baby seal to club to death before i go to bed tonight... then, in the morning, im gonna make a sock puppet out of him and preach the gospel with his cute little eviscerated corpse... i will convince the locals that it's Jesus and demand they pay for their sins upfront in nothing but pork products!
wooo...
i think i need some fresh air
looks like i'll need my walkin shoes again... unfortunatly, they still need more cowbell
vasnt that vierd?
The truth is out there ::queue spooky high-pitched music::
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