El Feo Kern: aaaall my ex's live in Texas...
... That's why i hang my hat in Iraq.
that's right all you zaney kids, I'm finally "home" again
i'm tryin real hard to think of something witty, but it just aint happenin.
the trip from kuwait to [home] has really kicked my ass this time around.
(I feel like microwaved dog poo - *DING!*).
anyway, all you peeps back stateside - have a drink for me please.
I'll post when i'm funny again.
(funny "haha" not funny "eww"... so it my be a while)
let go, let gojump in