Shell: Oh wait i have a story
For Kern (Jason you'll like the story too noone else will care about this topic):
---- disclaimer I can't tell stories like Bob he is funny I am not ----
So I was bored on break, this was due to the fact that I have experienced a severe self inflicted nicotine deficency the last 3 days. Day one i wandered the 7th story and the rooftop, wondering why these stupid paintings were hanging up there. Day 2 the fifth floor because it has odd carpets and nice restrooms, Day 3 (today) I would go wonder the second floor first and realize there is nothing left in this suite that used to occupy many techs from a company these guys I knew worked for awhile back.
At this point I will go check the third floor for updates on the status of XO communications staff. So there is a sign in front of the now nearly empty reception area saying to deliver packages to security. Thats odd I think why would this be here, so I start peering through blinds into what used to be cubicle areas and offices of directors and such, there are no cubicles, no offices, no super spiffy customer service signs that have retarded logos and that make noone want to do anything but hurl. No there wasn't even any carpet left on the floor, XO took that also it seems... so that is the story of Allegiance.. some of you will be happy to hear that almost noone was kept with the company when XO "moved" them to their site, some of you may be sad.
But that is the fate of all companies that come to live in this evil building that looks as if the builders were just too lazy to remove the scaffolding. The banners are half gone, through my building exploration I've found that about 3/4 of the building empty offices of companies that went under. The homeless jamaican man standing in front exposing himself for oncoming traffic to see, should have been taken as an omen.
Thats my stupid story ....
For Kern (Jason you'll like the story too noone else will care about this topic):
---- disclaimer I can't tell stories like Bob he is funny I am not ----
So I was bored on break, this was due to the fact that I have experienced a severe self inflicted nicotine deficency the last 3 days. Day one i wandered the 7th story and the rooftop, wondering why these stupid paintings were hanging up there. Day 2 the fifth floor because it has odd carpets and nice restrooms, Day 3 (today) I would go wonder the second floor first and realize there is nothing left in this suite that used to occupy many techs from a company these guys I knew worked for awhile back.
At this point I will go check the third floor for updates on the status of XO communications staff. So there is a sign in front of the now nearly empty reception area saying to deliver packages to security. Thats odd I think why would this be here, so I start peering through blinds into what used to be cubicle areas and offices of directors and such, there are no cubicles, no offices, no super spiffy customer service signs that have retarded logos and that make noone want to do anything but hurl. No there wasn't even any carpet left on the floor, XO took that also it seems... so that is the story of Allegiance.. some of you will be happy to hear that almost noone was kept with the company when XO "moved" them to their site, some of you may be sad.
But that is the fate of all companies that come to live in this evil building that looks as if the builders were just too lazy to remove the scaffolding. The banners are half gone, through my building exploration I've found that about 3/4 of the building empty offices of companies that went under. The homeless jamaican man standing in front exposing himself for oncoming traffic to see, should have been taken as an omen.
Thats my stupid story ....
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