El Feo Kern: the sickness
AlienWare ______________ Sager
XP pro SP2 _________________ same (maybe SP1)
17 WSXGA 1680 x 1050 _________ same
p4 530 HT 3.0 1MB ____________ same
1GB DDR2 533Mhz (2x512) _______ same
NVidia 6800 Go 256 DDR2 _______ ATI x800 256 DDR3
120 (dual raid) 7200 ____________ same
wireless-G internal _____________ same + bluetooth
24x10x24 CD-RW / 8x DVDrom ___ same
standard one year _____________ same
$3,143.00 + free shipping ________ $3,100.00 shipping NOT included
Pretty case __________________ plain case
popular name ________________ mostly unknown
could fall back on the ___________ probably on your own if
support contract if needed ________ it fucks up...
AlienWare ______________ Sager
XP pro SP2 _________________ same (maybe SP1)
17 WSXGA 1680 x 1050 _________ same
p4 530 HT 3.0 1MB ____________ same
1GB DDR2 533Mhz (2x512) _______ same
NVidia 6800 Go 256 DDR2 _______ ATI x800 256 DDR3
120 (dual raid) 7200 ____________ same
wireless-G internal _____________ same + bluetooth
24x10x24 CD-RW / 8x DVDrom ___ same
standard one year _____________ same
$3,143.00 + free shipping ________ $3,100.00 shipping NOT included
Pretty case __________________ plain case
popular name ________________ mostly unknown
could fall back on the ___________ probably on your own if
support contract if needed ________ it fucks up...
Shell: these people are soooo cool
i might even debate one day getting married if I could do it like these people -- the odd thing is I think the klingon masks made them more attractive than they were to begin with...
how to pick up women
quiz
i might even debate one day getting married if I could do it like these people -- the odd thing is I think the klingon masks made them more attractive than they were to begin with...
how to pick up women
quiz
Shell: odd odd man
Good good... I actually liked some of the people over there, I talked to security guard and he had said that one day basically tons of dejected people came out of the office with their boxes... I shouldn't listen to infomart security...
Good good... I actually liked some of the people over there, I talked to security guard and he had said that one day basically tons of dejected people came out of the office with their boxes... I shouldn't listen to infomart security...
El Feo Kern: I must share my shame...
in the midst of an "UberDork" frenzy induced by a mess of plastic and circuits that will be obsolete within a few months (Sager Laptop) and while my ears were being treated to a morsel of pure delight (Nine Inch Nails)I did something unspeakable...
I did an 80's snap
you know that flick of the hand accented with a snap of the fingers.
less than broadway, but more than a lounge singer... that perfect balance of "wrong-ness"
it's ok though... you know that little saying in the bible, if your right hand vexes the, cut it off?
lets just say... "it's been taken csare of"
it;s reaklly slow going typingg with only one handf
i may noit even bewabnle tov finidsgh thre iposedt befiore i bkleedd tio vdea th
v errrrrrrrryyyyyy4444 tirred
in the midst of an "UberDork" frenzy induced by a mess of plastic and circuits that will be obsolete within a few months (Sager Laptop) and while my ears were being treated to a morsel of pure delight (Nine Inch Nails)I did something unspeakable...
I did an 80's snap
you know that flick of the hand accented with a snap of the fingers.
less than broadway, but more than a lounge singer... that perfect balance of "wrong-ness"
it's ok though... you know that little saying in the bible, if your right hand vexes the, cut it off?
lets just say... "it's been taken csare of"
it;s reaklly slow going typingg with only one handf
i may noit even bewabnle tov finidsgh thre iposedt befiore i bkleedd tio vdea th
v errrrrrrrryyyyyy4444 tirred
El Feo Kern: crap... part deux
CPU - Pentium® 4 Processor with HT Technology 3.0GHz (LGA775)
Video Controller - ATI Mobility Radeon X800 PCI-Express 16X Graphics Module with 256MB DDR3 Video Memory
Memory - 1024MB PC4200 (2 DIMMs) SDRAM
Primary Hard Drive - 60.0GB (7200rpm) Ultra DMA Hard Drive
Floppy Drive - External USB 3.5" 1.44MB Floppy Drive
CD-ROM/DVD-ROM - 8X DVD / 24X10X24 CD-RW Combo Drive & Softwares
Battery - 12 Cell Smart Li-ION Battery
Network Adapter - Integrated 1000Mbps Ethernet LAN + Internal 802.11g Wireless LAN &
Bluetooth Combo Module
Operating System - Microsoft Windows XP Professional
Warranty - 1-year standard warranty from Sager
Total: $2,915.00
I have a terrible sickness...
for which, Death is the only cure.
and knowing my luck, i will live forever.
burn
CPU - Pentium® 4 Processor with HT Technology 3.0GHz (LGA775)
Video Controller - ATI Mobility Radeon X800 PCI-Express 16X Graphics Module with 256MB DDR3 Video Memory
Memory - 1024MB PC4200 (2 DIMMs) SDRAM
Primary Hard Drive - 60.0GB (7200rpm) Ultra DMA Hard Drive
Floppy Drive - External USB 3.5" 1.44MB Floppy Drive
CD-ROM/DVD-ROM - 8X DVD / 24X10X24 CD-RW Combo Drive & Softwares
Battery - 12 Cell Smart Li-ION Battery
Network Adapter - Integrated 1000Mbps Ethernet LAN + Internal 802.11g Wireless LAN &
Bluetooth Combo Module
Operating System - Microsoft Windows XP Professional
Warranty - 1-year standard warranty from Sager
Total: $2,915.00
I have a terrible sickness...
for which, Death is the only cure.
and knowing my luck, i will live forever.
burn
El Feo Kern: oh crap...
SagerNotebooks.com now has a laptop with the x800 256MB (DDR3) video card in it...
for under 3k.
...
im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, all work and no play makes Kern a dull boy, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save
SagerNotebooks.com now has a laptop with the x800 256MB (DDR3) video card in it...
for under 3k.
...
im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, all work and no play makes Kern a dull boy, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save money, im out here to save
El Feo Kern: actually
The old ALGX internet support group is still intact.
they did however move back to the pyramid buildings along with all the CustCare reps XO kept.
just an fyi
The old ALGX internet support group is still intact.
they did however move back to the pyramid buildings along with all the CustCare reps XO kept.
just an fyi
Shell: Oh wait i have a story
For Kern (Jason you'll like the story too noone else will care about this topic):
---- disclaimer I can't tell stories like Bob he is funny I am not ----
So I was bored on break, this was due to the fact that I have experienced a severe self inflicted nicotine deficency the last 3 days. Day one i wandered the 7th story and the rooftop, wondering why these stupid paintings were hanging up there. Day 2 the fifth floor because it has odd carpets and nice restrooms, Day 3 (today) I would go wonder the second floor first and realize there is nothing left in this suite that used to occupy many techs from a company these guys I knew worked for awhile back.
At this point I will go check the third floor for updates on the status of XO communications staff. So there is a sign in front of the now nearly empty reception area saying to deliver packages to security. Thats odd I think why would this be here, so I start peering through blinds into what used to be cubicle areas and offices of directors and such, there are no cubicles, no offices, no super spiffy customer service signs that have retarded logos and that make noone want to do anything but hurl. No there wasn't even any carpet left on the floor, XO took that also it seems... so that is the story of Allegiance.. some of you will be happy to hear that almost noone was kept with the company when XO "moved" them to their site, some of you may be sad.
But that is the fate of all companies that come to live in this evil building that looks as if the builders were just too lazy to remove the scaffolding. The banners are half gone, through my building exploration I've found that about 3/4 of the building empty offices of companies that went under. The homeless jamaican man standing in front exposing himself for oncoming traffic to see, should have been taken as an omen.
Thats my stupid story ....
For Kern (Jason you'll like the story too noone else will care about this topic):
---- disclaimer I can't tell stories like Bob he is funny I am not ----
So I was bored on break, this was due to the fact that I have experienced a severe self inflicted nicotine deficency the last 3 days. Day one i wandered the 7th story and the rooftop, wondering why these stupid paintings were hanging up there. Day 2 the fifth floor because it has odd carpets and nice restrooms, Day 3 (today) I would go wonder the second floor first and realize there is nothing left in this suite that used to occupy many techs from a company these guys I knew worked for awhile back.
At this point I will go check the third floor for updates on the status of XO communications staff. So there is a sign in front of the now nearly empty reception area saying to deliver packages to security. Thats odd I think why would this be here, so I start peering through blinds into what used to be cubicle areas and offices of directors and such, there are no cubicles, no offices, no super spiffy customer service signs that have retarded logos and that make noone want to do anything but hurl. No there wasn't even any carpet left on the floor, XO took that also it seems... so that is the story of Allegiance.. some of you will be happy to hear that almost noone was kept with the company when XO "moved" them to their site, some of you may be sad.
But that is the fate of all companies that come to live in this evil building that looks as if the builders were just too lazy to remove the scaffolding. The banners are half gone, through my building exploration I've found that about 3/4 of the building empty offices of companies that went under. The homeless jamaican man standing in front exposing himself for oncoming traffic to see, should have been taken as an omen.
Thats my stupid story ....
Shell: "some people" reporting in...
Yeah that was meant for me... imagine this - I was being a bitch - I know for those of you who know me thats not really imaginable but it is true ... I will post random links more regularly I really don't have much to say on here though... Lets see I am in Algebra 2 and its already kicking my behind, music appreciation and speech are easy. I got my tax return back last friday and that paid to fix the Jetta (finally). Otherwise nothing is new... lets see work (check), cats and dogs (check), house (check), sharky and denny's (check), friends (check), and still working on my 10 year 2 year degree (check, check - it'll actually be a 7 year 2 year degree I rock the house).
Yeah that was meant for me... imagine this - I was being a bitch - I know for those of you who know me thats not really imaginable but it is true ... I will post random links more regularly I really don't have much to say on here though... Lets see I am in Algebra 2 and its already kicking my behind, music appreciation and speech are easy. I got my tax return back last friday and that paid to fix the Jetta (finally). Otherwise nothing is new... lets see work (check), cats and dogs (check), house (check), sharky and denny's (check), friends (check), and still working on my 10 year 2 year degree (check, check - it'll actually be a 7 year 2 year degree I rock the house).
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: CALLING ALL BLOGGERS
Ok WTF,
I have noticed that people have been neglecting their posting.
I have even noticed that "Some People" have actually REMOVED blogs.
This is unacceptable and if it continues I will not bring back any Iraqi candy for ANYONE when I come home....And yes you will be missing out... The candy has quite a "BANG" to it....(Jason chuckles to himself then realizes he is a huge nerd with a bad sense of humor)
So stop the Hatin' and get down with the clicky clicky on the RT Blog.....
Ok WTF,
I have noticed that people have been neglecting their posting.
I have even noticed that "Some People" have actually REMOVED blogs.
This is unacceptable and if it continues I will not bring back any Iraqi candy for ANYONE when I come home....And yes you will be missing out... The candy has quite a "BANG" to it....(Jason chuckles to himself then realizes he is a huge nerd with a bad sense of humor)
So stop the Hatin' and get down with the clicky clicky on the RT Blog.....
El Feo Kern: HAPPY B-DAY [RT]DROPSHIP!
Have you told her "Happy Birthday" yet?
yeah ... sure you did
Have you told her "Happy Birthday" yet?
yeah ... sure you did
El Feo Kern: I'm Home
Well, I made it safe and sound to my new home... a lovely plot of land just west of town in a "slightly distressed" area.
It's got vast plains of nothing, Enough Sun to choke a horse, and ALL THE FREE SAND YOU COULD EVER WANT!!!
heh - actually, it aint to shabby.
Welcome my son... welcome to The Rock
Well, I made it safe and sound to my new home... a lovely plot of land just west of town in a "slightly distressed" area.
It's got vast plains of nothing, Enough Sun to choke a horse, and ALL THE FREE SAND YOU COULD EVER WANT!!!
heh - actually, it aint to shabby.
Welcome my son... welcome to The Rock
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The Sickness
Well,
I have not posted in awhile so I thought I would just give a update. Recently the weather here has been high winds, rain, and cold weather. I almost had my antenna mast come 2 times in the last days and as a result of standing ankle high in mud I now have a pretty bad head cold. If anything this week has made me look more and more forward to my vacation in Mexico. The network here has had some serious problems coupled with standing in the freezing cold rain hanging off of guy wire for an antenna mast trying to keep it straight and being sick this has had to be one of the worst weeks I have had so far in Iraq. In 35 days however I will be heading for Kuwait and then home. Anyway.... enough of my complaining.... Carry on.
Well,
I have not posted in awhile so I thought I would just give a update. Recently the weather here has been high winds, rain, and cold weather. I almost had my antenna mast come 2 times in the last days and as a result of standing ankle high in mud I now have a pretty bad head cold. If anything this week has made me look more and more forward to my vacation in Mexico. The network here has had some serious problems coupled with standing in the freezing cold rain hanging off of guy wire for an antenna mast trying to keep it straight and being sick this has had to be one of the worst weeks I have had so far in Iraq. In 35 days however I will be heading for Kuwait and then home. Anyway.... enough of my complaining.... Carry on.
El Feo Kern: deep
Ya know...
every once and a while
a small gust of wind blows
across the dying coals of hope
to keep the flame going
just a little bit longer.
here's to hope.
i dont expect anyone to fully understand that.
Ya know...
every once and a while
a small gust of wind blows
across the dying coals of hope
to keep the flame going
just a little bit longer.
here's to hope.
i dont expect anyone to fully understand that.
El Feo Kern: Tard-QuoteTM of the day
The dumbest thing i've heard all day...
"The land prices where i just bought my
new house are skyrocketing slowly"
Actually, it's not the dumbest thing i've heard all day, but it is the dumbest thing i've heard all day that my brain did not purge as soon as it was processed.
The worst part of it all is that there are still many hours left in the day in which a challenger could take the Tard-QuoteTM throne.
I'm practically giddy with anticipation.
The dumbest thing i've heard all day...
"The land prices where i just bought my
new house are skyrocketing slowly"
Actually, it's not the dumbest thing i've heard all day, but it is the dumbest thing i've heard all day that my brain did not purge as soon as it was processed.
The worst part of it all is that there are still many hours left in the day in which a challenger could take the Tard-QuoteTM throne.
I'm practically giddy with anticipation.
El Feo Kern: Heya!
Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
I really hate spam
Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
I really hate spam
El Feo Kern: things are not so good...
[This post served its purpose.
hope you read it because
it was pretty damn funny imo.
but it had to be removed.
thank you, that is all]
[This post served its purpose.
hope you read it because
it was pretty damn funny imo.
but it had to be removed.
thank you, that is all]
me: Dream job
Kevin, Your ideal job is a Satan
Kevin Belter, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister
I am a diplomatic Prince of Darkness
Kevin, Your ideal job is a Satan
Kevin Belter, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister
I am a diplomatic Prince of Darkness
El Feo Kern: the sky is falling!
ok people,
Here's what i need you folks back home to do:
1. acquire 1+yr supply of food, water, and ammunition (assuming you have a firearm, which you should)
2. acquire 3 generators.
3. acquire a fully loaded gas truck and drive out to the middle of nowhere.
4. build a bunker deep within the earth with air filtration system(s).
5. Attach a sub-surface retractable solar panel array for a redundant power systems with attached radio/sat antenna.
6. distribute the fuel into drums
7. Mix in Fuel sustaining additives for the drums that will be unused for 6+ months.
8. Bury fuel drums in groups based on estimated fuel consumption (3 month clusters would be best).
9. run pipe so that you have access to the fuel above and below the surface.
10. Live in said bunker for as long as you can
or you can just Kiss you ass goodbye
ok people,
Here's what i need you folks back home to do:
1. acquire 1+yr supply of food, water, and ammunition (assuming you have a firearm, which you should)
2. acquire 3 generators.
3. acquire a fully loaded gas truck and drive out to the middle of nowhere.
4. build a bunker deep within the earth with air filtration system(s).
5. Attach a sub-surface retractable solar panel array for a redundant power systems with attached radio/sat antenna.
6. distribute the fuel into drums
7. Mix in Fuel sustaining additives for the drums that will be unused for 6+ months.
8. Bury fuel drums in groups based on estimated fuel consumption (3 month clusters would be best).
9. run pipe so that you have access to the fuel above and below the surface.
10. Live in said bunker for as long as you can
or you can just Kiss you ass goodbye
El Feo Kern: wtf?
"Kern, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden."
what the hell is a Litter ward... wait a minute!
SWEET!
I'm gonna be a Janitor!
fuckin-A!
"El Feo Kern, Your ideal job is a Church Minister."
Man... I better lose some weight and get some reconstructive surgery, cause if I stay ugly apparently i'm gonna start "spreadin the word" when i'd rather be spreading the loooove... to women of course... like there was any question... ok, so what... i've done a few faggy online quiz-things that Jason has posted, that doesnt mean i duck sick... does it count if it's your own duck you're sicking?
::just ensuring my front row seat in hell::
"Kern, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden."
what the hell is a Litter ward... wait a minute!
SWEET!
I'm gonna be a Janitor!
fuckin-A!
"El Feo Kern, Your ideal job is a Church Minister."
Man... I better lose some weight and get some reconstructive surgery, cause if I stay ugly apparently i'm gonna start "spreadin the word" when i'd rather be spreading the loooove... to women of course... like there was any question... ok, so what... i've done a few faggy online quiz-things that Jason has posted, that doesnt mean i duck sick... does it count if it's your own duck you're sicking?
::just ensuring my front row seat in hell::
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: More Random Stuff
All,
Don't ask how I found this but check it out as I am sure you will be supprised. I know I was.....hehe
Job Predictor - What Job should you really be doing.
Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
Check It Out
All,
Don't ask how I found this but check it out as I am sure you will be supprised. I know I was.....hehe
Job Predictor - What Job should you really be doing.
Jason, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
Check It Out
El Feo Kern: UberGay
I feel so warm and fuzzy inside
Take the What Type of Friend are
You? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
It must have been from all the gasoline i drank
in an attempt to get off this rock.
YEA!
I feel so warm and fuzzy inside
Take the What Type of Friend are
You? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
It must have been from all the gasoline i drank
in an attempt to get off this rock.
YEA!
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: What Kind Of Friend Are You?
Take the What Type of Friend areYou? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
Take the What Type of Friend areYou? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
El Feo Kern: awwww
if you're feeling a little faggy, give it a whirl
( i did not find this link by the way )
if you're feeling a little faggy, give it a whirl
( i did not find this link by the way )
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You Are a German Shepherd Puppy |
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive. You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose. |
El Feo Kern: ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY HAWAIIAN SHIRT
well, I've always hated hawaiian shirts, but I owe them a debt i will never be
able to repay in any currency other than in the form of
MY DOPPELGANGERS BLOOD UPON THE EARTHS COLD SOIL!
that's right! I found my evil... err, good twin while searching for hawaiian shirts!
must... destroy... doppelganger...
go here and click on the "DEMO sample lesson" quicktime movie
warning: this link is not for the faint of heart...
the man in the video is *gasp* dare i say it... he's... he's... almost as ugly as i am!
::queue blood chilling scream::
*Luke* NOOO!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! */Luke*
BELIEVE IT! i've seen it with my own eyes
click the link if you doubt me!
there can be only one.
well, I've always hated hawaiian shirts, but I owe them a debt i will never be
able to repay in any currency other than in the form of
MY DOPPELGANGERS BLOOD UPON THE EARTHS COLD SOIL!
that's right! I found my evil... err, good twin while searching for hawaiian shirts!
must... destroy... doppelganger...
go here and click on the "DEMO sample lesson" quicktime movie
warning: this link is not for the faint of heart...
the man in the video is *gasp* dare i say it... he's... he's... almost as ugly as i am!
::queue blood chilling scream::
*Luke* NOOO!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! */Luke*
BELIEVE IT! i've seen it with my own eyes
click the link if you doubt me!
there can be only one.
El Feo Kern: THE RIU CANCUN IT IS!!!
alright people...
hands down, this is the place we are going
... i may not return home from this trip... cause I dont think i'm gonna make it to see the seventh day
"All the contents of the mini bar are free as well as the liquor dispenser"
*heavy breathing* L-i-q-u-o-r *gasp* D-i-s-p-n-s-e-r *nut*
"Included in the mini-bar were bottles of Corona, Pepsi, carbonated soda, and purified water which were restocked every two days. Our liquor dispenser had vodka, tequila, rum, and some other mystery liquor that we assumed was a really cheap brand of tequila. Sorry no Grey Goose Vodka in the dispensers is definitely something for only the brave or hardcore alcoholics"
thank you... that is all
alright people...
hands down, this is the place we are going
... i may not return home from this trip... cause I dont think i'm gonna make it to see the seventh day
"All the contents of the mini bar are free as well as the liquor dispenser"
*heavy breathing* L-i-q-u-o-r *gasp* D-i-s-p-n-s-e-r *nut*
"Included in the mini-bar were bottles of Corona, Pepsi, carbonated soda, and purified water which were restocked every two days. Our liquor dispenser had vodka, tequila, rum, and some other mystery liquor that we assumed was a really cheap brand of tequila. Sorry no Grey Goose Vodka in the dispensers is definitely something for only the brave or hardcore alcoholics"
thank you... that is all
El Feo Kern: i think we found one...
ok
the hotel is named "Riu Cancun"
they have two room types
the only real difference is size (from what i can tell)
it's in a "busy" area so everything (per reviews) is whithin walking distance <5min.
One person can stay a week for $1450 ($950ea for dble occ) for a standard room
or $1720 ($1100ea for dble occ) for the bigger room.
they both have twin (push together king) beds.
and for you weekenders that might join us the rooms are about $200 a night
($135 for people that double up)
Prices do not include airfare (about $400)
Quote from a review:
"suitable for couples and not families since people are nude on the beach"
OH YEAH!!!!
i know... im like a twelve year old with a playboy.
***************************************************
Property Style: Modern
Rating: Superior First
Rooms: 714
Highlights: Privileged location at Punta Cancun across from the Convention Center. Bay side beachfront. Elegantly appointed with the characterstic outstanding food and classy service of Riu resorts.
All meals and snacks:
Domestic and imported beverages
Mini-bar and liquor dispenser re-stocking (I doubt the mini-bar is free)
In-room safe
Entertainment Program
Watersports
Category and Room Types:
Standard Room
Sea view room features A/C, a ceiling fan, mini-bar (re-stocked daily), safety deposit box, telephone, Satellite TV and a private balcony or terrace, King size or 2 double beds.
Junior Suite
Large and comfortable suite features A/C, a ceiling fan, mini-bar (re-stocked daily), safety deposit box, telephone, Satellite TV and a private balcony or terrace, King size or 2 double beds.
ok
the hotel is named "Riu Cancun"
they have two room types
the only real difference is size (from what i can tell)
it's in a "busy" area so everything (per reviews) is whithin walking distance <5min.
One person can stay a week for $1450 ($950ea for dble occ) for a standard room
or $1720 ($1100ea for dble occ) for the bigger room.
they both have twin (push together king) beds.
and for you weekenders that might join us the rooms are about $200 a night
($135 for people that double up)
Prices do not include airfare (about $400)
Quote from a review:
"suitable for couples and not families since people are nude on the beach"
OH YEAH!!!!
i know... im like a twelve year old with a playboy.
***************************************************
Property Style: Modern
Rating: Superior First
Rooms: 714
Highlights: Privileged location at Punta Cancun across from the Convention Center. Bay side beachfront. Elegantly appointed with the characterstic outstanding food and classy service of Riu resorts.
All meals and snacks:
Domestic and imported beverages
Mini-bar and liquor dispenser re-stocking (I doubt the mini-bar is free)
In-room safe
Entertainment Program
Watersports
Category and Room Types:
Standard Room
Sea view room features A/C, a ceiling fan, mini-bar (re-stocked daily), safety deposit box, telephone, Satellite TV and a private balcony or terrace, King size or 2 double beds.
Junior Suite
Large and comfortable suite features A/C, a ceiling fan, mini-bar (re-stocked daily), safety deposit box, telephone, Satellite TV and a private balcony or terrace, King size or 2 double beds.
El Feo Kern: oh crap
i just got my first ING statement today...
it shows my "interest earned" in the month of December
(my account started earning interest on the 26th or 27th, i think)
Heh, I'm going to Hell
i just got my first ING statement today...
it shows my "interest earned" in the month of December
(my account started earning interest on the 26th or 27th, i think)
Heh, I'm going to Hell
me: mexicoish place
i am in i found cheap stuff from $1500-$2500 for 7days price includes everything, gave kern the info because i am to lazy to anything with it .
i am in i found cheap stuff from $1500-$2500 for 7days price includes everything, gave kern the info because i am to lazy to anything with it .
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: MeXiCo MaRaThOn!!!!#$&*(%&@()#%
Aight,
I think the dates we are set on are March 5th - March 13th.
If at all possible can we get a raise of hands of people that are going or think there is a good chance of going and then people that are a Big Maybe. This would help for planning on this excursion.
All those interested please post 2 things. A. Whether you would like to go on a cruise or go to Cancun. B. Please post the link of the hotel/Crusie you would like to stay at.
This info will help.
P.S. Kern: V jvyy or geniryyvat cbffvoyl ba Zbaqnl gb gur fvgr gung V nz tbvat gb or pbirevat. Tvir zr n pnyy urer ng Ontuqnq orsber Zbaqnl be pnyy zr ng gur fvgr V jvyy or pbirevat.
Aight,
I think the dates we are set on are March 5th - March 13th.
If at all possible can we get a raise of hands of people that are going or think there is a good chance of going and then people that are a Big Maybe. This would help for planning on this excursion.
All those interested please post 2 things. A. Whether you would like to go on a cruise or go to Cancun. B. Please post the link of the hotel/Crusie you would like to stay at.
This info will help.
P.S. Kern: V jvyy or geniryyvat cbffvoyl ba Zbaqnl gb gur fvgr gung V nz tbvat gb or pbirevat. Tvir zr n pnyy urer ng Ontuqnq orsber Zbaqnl be pnyy zr ng gur fvgr V jvyy or pbirevat.
me: Mexico
For all cheap jewish bastards like me I have found prices from $1300-$2300 for hotels 3-4.5 stars with good reviews, fight, taxes blah blah bullshit... for one person if you bunk up add about $300-$500 to the previous for the total of both together = cheap expedia.com very easy.
For all cheap jewish bastards like me I have found prices from $1300-$2300 for hotels 3-4.5 stars with good reviews, fight, taxes blah blah bullshit... for one person if you bunk up add about $300-$500 to the previous for the total of both together = cheap expedia.com very easy.
El Feo Kern: Random question
Does anyone out there still talk to Pat?
I'd like to see if he could join us on our little vacation.
and no, contrary to popular belief, I dont dislike certain people just because they happen to be christian... I just chuckle silently behind their back,
BWAHAHA-OOP... *quietly* bwahahahaha */quietly*
*sigh* yeah */sigh*, i'm going to hell.
Does anyone out there still talk to Pat?
I'd like to see if he could join us on our little vacation.
and no, contrary to popular belief, I dont dislike certain people just because they happen to be christian... I just chuckle silently behind their back,
BWAHAHA-OOP... *quietly* bwahahahaha */quietly*
*sigh* yeah */sigh*, i'm going to hell.
me: For all you forieners
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,143433,00.html
now start swiming
and i will think about this vaction in the land of diaria and let you know if my syomach can take it.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,143433,00.html
now start swiming
and i will think about this vaction in the land of diaria and let you know if my syomach can take it.
El Feo Kern: One if by land, two if by sea!
alright...
the cruise would be cool, but the all-inclusive resort might be more cost effective.
here's an example:
Roundtrip ticket to cancun : $350-400
All-Inclusive resort for 3 nights (for those of you that cant party the whole week):
about $1,000 for one of the more respected resorts
and it's only $600 per person if you double up.
so if select people get a little friendly, you could have a BITCHIN 4day/3night vacation in CANCUN for about $1,000... with losers like me and Jason, i know , but IT'S MEXICO!!! you can just pretend we're not there!!!
it is the land of magic... or someshit.
One of the "Palace listings"
Luxurious accommodations
All meals and snacks
---> Unlimited domestic & imported beverages <---
Daily entertainment
Evening theme parties
Non motorized water sports
Hotel taxes and gratuities
Unlimited tours to Chichen Itza, Xpu-Ha,/ Tulum, Coba, Ek-Balam and Isla Mujeres
$50.00 voucher toward the purchase of a round of golf at The Golf Club at Playacar or the The Golf Club at Moon Palace (per person)
$15.00 voucher toward a Spa treatment at the Aventura Spa Palace (per person)
$25.00 voucher toward car rental through Travesia Turisticas (per room)
I'm planting the seed of corruption here... come on peeps... you got two months.
Seriously... Bob is taking the plung and tightening his belt so he can party hardy for a week.
IF YAN CANCUN, YOU CANCUN TOO!
alright...
the cruise would be cool, but the all-inclusive resort might be more cost effective.
here's an example:
Roundtrip ticket to cancun : $350-400
All-Inclusive resort for 3 nights (for those of you that cant party the whole week):
about $1,000 for one of the more respected resorts
and it's only $600 per person if you double up.
so if select people get a little friendly, you could have a BITCHIN 4day/3night vacation in CANCUN for about $1,000... with losers like me and Jason, i know , but IT'S MEXICO!!! you can just pretend we're not there!!!
it is the land of magic... or someshit.
One of the "Palace listings"
Luxurious accommodations
All meals and snacks
---> Unlimited domestic & imported beverages <---
Daily entertainment
Evening theme parties
Non motorized water sports
Hotel taxes and gratuities
Unlimited tours to Chichen Itza, Xpu-Ha,/ Tulum, Coba, Ek-Balam and Isla Mujeres
$50.00 voucher toward the purchase of a round of golf at The Golf Club at Playacar or the The Golf Club at Moon Palace (per person)
$15.00 voucher toward a Spa treatment at the Aventura Spa Palace (per person)
$25.00 voucher toward car rental through Travesia Turisticas (per room)
I'm planting the seed of corruption here... come on peeps... you got two months.
Seriously... Bob is taking the plung and tightening his belt so he can party hardy for a week.
IF YAN CANCUN, YOU CANCUN TOO!
Zero: Jaz
Heh, don't worry about it. I tend to have the same problem... That's why I like to post pics of me with guns.... or explosions... or whatever... I like to think they attract attention away from my non-photogenic self. ;-)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...if the world should break in two..."
Heh, don't worry about it. I tend to have the same problem... That's why I like to post pics of me with guns.... or explosions... or whatever... I like to think they attract attention away from my non-photogenic self. ;-)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...if the world should break in two..."
El Feo Kern: Fark Personals
I am not at the depths of depravity required to start a "My space" account... apparently on my path to rock bottom, i screamed way past the my space level and landed on the deepest layer of the sickened mind that causes someone to open a "Fark Personals" account.
That's right, I'm a loser
I really need to get some pics for it though...
anybody have some good ones of me (like those really exist)?
just by reading it, you can tell I put a lot into it and I am really bearing all.
i know it's gonna help me meet "the one"
I am not at the depths of depravity required to start a "My space" account... apparently on my path to rock bottom, i screamed way past the my space level and landed on the deepest layer of the sickened mind that causes someone to open a "Fark Personals" account.
That's right, I'm a loser
I really need to get some pics for it though...
anybody have some good ones of me (like those really exist)?
just by reading it, you can tell I put a lot into it and I am really bearing all.
i know it's gonna help me meet "the one"
El Feo Kern: JASON!!!
dood... i told you to use a plastic bag on that *whisper* ody-bay in the unk-tray */whisper*
but nooooo, a blanket will work... it worked so well that your car now smells like an expired armadillo with a glandular problem.
Sure bob's blanket cleaned up well after the fact(he didnt notice anyway), but that nappy thing was soaked before we even got back to the saturn.
that is the last time i help you "take care of a little problem"
unprofessional... completely unprofessional
dood... i told you to use a plastic bag on that *whisper* ody-bay in the unk-tray */whisper*
but nooooo, a blanket will work... it worked so well that your car now smells like an expired armadillo with a glandular problem.
Sure bob's blanket cleaned up well after the fact(he didnt notice anyway), but that nappy thing was soaked before we even got back to the saturn.
that is the last time i help you "take care of a little problem"
unprofessional... completely unprofessional
El Feo Kern: vacation
alright people... this is just to get you thinking, but if we go the cruise route (big "if" there) this is the one i'm going to vote for.
mainly because it will be a cruise/roadtrip whoohoo!
(the ship leaves from galveston... why not drive there?)
get with the clicky clicky
from what i can see the est cost per person will be $2000 +/-
ouch... i know, but it's seven days/nights
If anyone has any friends and/or relatives that is a travel agent dont be shy... wink wink
alright people... this is just to get you thinking, but if we go the cruise route (big "if" there) this is the one i'm going to vote for.
mainly because it will be a cruise/roadtrip whoohoo!
(the ship leaves from galveston... why not drive there?)
get with the clicky clicky
from what i can see the est cost per person will be $2000 +/-
ouch... i know, but it's seven days/nights
If anyone has any friends and/or relatives that is a travel agent dont be shy... wink wink
El Feo Kern: GMail?
::sheepishly raises his hand::
I'll take one... i mean... if you're just giving them out...
::sheepishly raises his hand::
I'll take one... i mean... if you're just giving them out...
El Feo Kern: so?
are we going to mexico or what?!
And I dont want to hear any crap about anyones job,
or money, or major surgery, blah blah blah...
I just want to hear ideas about where we're going this spring.
(and no... hell doesnt count)
maybe this pic of me naked in the sand will help put you in the mood.
are we going to mexico or what?!
And I dont want to hear any crap about anyones job,
or money, or major surgery, blah blah blah...
I just want to hear ideas about where we're going this spring.
(and no... hell doesnt count)
maybe this pic of me naked in the sand will help put you in the mood.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: PaRtY TiMe $#&()@#%&(_)@#
Aight.... I don't wanna hear any crap from anyone.
Kern is right. You got 2 months to plan this shit. The only person that has an excuse is Gerry as he will be holding down the fort here.
So pAcK Yo ShIt... LET's GO TO MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fine Print:
Mexico is a general destination at this point and should not be considered "set in stone". Final destination will be dependant upon a vote unless Kern and I say screw it and decide.
Aight.... I don't wanna hear any crap from anyone.
Kern is right. You got 2 months to plan this shit. The only person that has an excuse is Gerry as he will be holding down the fort here.
So pAcK Yo ShIt... LET's GO TO MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fine Print:
Mexico is a general destination at this point and should not be considered "set in stone". Final destination will be dependant upon a vote unless Kern and I say screw it and decide.
El Feo Kern: HEAR YE, HEAR YE - COME ONE, COME ALL... just not on my bed
Ok all you readers of the RedTeam blog.
Jason and I are in the process of planning a trip.
We are heading back to DFW around my B-day (if you dont know when that is then you can stop reading... oh and by the way... i hate you)
I know i wasnt supposed to come back until Aug, but it's more of just "passing through"... sorry guys, you're gonna get a shot of my ugly mug a little early. oh just deal
from there we are planning a 7 drunken nights and 8 headache filled day vacation to MEH-HE-CO!
well... maybe not. We have set nothing in stone, BUT the point is we will have a rough plan laid out in the next few days and you are all welcome to join if you wish (sorry, no freebies - you gotta buy your own ticket).
If you have any requests on what to do and/or where to go, post them here
well take a vote on which one would work out best for everyone involved
(i'm thinkin group rates here... work with me people!)
there is only one requirement... it has to be in international waters (cruise) and/or outside the U.S. (all hail the mighty 330)
COME ON - YOU GOT TWO MONTHS TO PLAN - ALL TOGETHER NOW - CAREBEAR STAAAARE!
Ompf! ... I just threw up a little.
Ok all you readers of the RedTeam blog.
Jason and I are in the process of planning a trip.
We are heading back to DFW around my B-day (if you dont know when that is then you can stop reading... oh and by the way... i hate you)
I know i wasnt supposed to come back until Aug, but it's more of just "passing through"... sorry guys, you're gonna get a shot of my ugly mug a little early. oh just deal
from there we are planning a 7 drunken nights and 8 headache filled day vacation to MEH-HE-CO!
well... maybe not. We have set nothing in stone, BUT the point is we will have a rough plan laid out in the next few days and you are all welcome to join if you wish (sorry, no freebies - you gotta buy your own ticket).
If you have any requests on what to do and/or where to go, post them here
well take a vote on which one would work out best for everyone involved
(i'm thinkin group rates here... work with me people!)
there is only one requirement... it has to be in international waters (cruise) and/or outside the U.S. (all hail the mighty 330)
COME ON - YOU GOT TWO MONTHS TO PLAN - ALL TOGETHER NOW - CAREBEAR STAAAARE!
Ompf! ... I just threw up a little.
Zero: Jaz
Heh, heh. Don't blame me. Anna took the picture (I didn't even know she took one). Well, here's another one then.
I wonder where this one came from?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way..."
Heh, heh. Don't blame me. Anna took the picture (I didn't even know she took one). Well, here's another one then.
I wonder where this one came from?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way..."
El Feo Kern: July 4th 2005 here i come
this is gonna be wicked cool.
the best part of this is that the "impactor" is equiped to take pictures up until he point of impact while the "mother ship" takes photos from 300 miles away... this is gonna be sweeeeet
oh go ahead and say it... i'm a fuckin dork.
this is gonna be wicked cool.
the best part of this is that the "impactor" is equiped to take pictures up until he point of impact while the "mother ship" takes photos from 300 miles away... this is gonna be sweeeeet
oh go ahead and say it... i'm a fuckin dork.
El Feo Kern: Holiday Cheer/Jeer - Kern Style
Yeah, so it may not be much but here's the "Christmas at the Rock" and the "Al Asad New Years bash" Holiday in brief.
tacky santa flamingo stuck in a cardboard box - check.
lazy christmas mutt that doesnt give a crap that it's christmas - check
a blurry shot of the Jordanian Santa - !! wtf over !! check
Some one that failed to observe the "No Parking" sign - check
now on to the "NEW YEARS AT AL ASAD"
nothin... - check
Yeah, so it may not be much but here's the "Christmas at the Rock" and the "Al Asad New Years bash" Holiday in brief.
tacky santa flamingo stuck in a cardboard box - check.
lazy christmas mutt that doesnt give a crap that it's christmas - check
a blurry shot of the Jordanian Santa - !! wtf over !! check
Some one that failed to observe the "No Parking" sign - check
now on to the "NEW YEARS AT AL ASAD"
nothin... - check
Zero: Jaz
Holiday's weren't too bad here. A lot of turkey and Final Fantasy VIII got me through it. I'm glad to hear about your new job. I wish you the best with that. Regarding vacation, I'll be taking it soon... but unfortunately I won't be going home. I'll probably go to the Philippines and Australia... 'Just someplace warm, ya know? I'll send you pics... Hell, I'll probably just post 'em here. Tell El and Liam (sp?) I said 'hi' and 'what's up?'.
Remember this?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
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Holiday's weren't too bad here. A lot of turkey and Final Fantasy VIII got me through it. I'm glad to hear about your new job. I wish you the best with that. Regarding vacation, I'll be taking it soon... but unfortunately I won't be going home. I'll probably go to the Philippines and Australia... 'Just someplace warm, ya know? I'll send you pics... Hell, I'll probably just post 'em here. Tell El and Liam (sp?) I said 'hi' and 'what's up?'.
Remember this?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
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Zero: Holiday Cheer/Jeer
Yeah, so it may not be much but here's the Club Jag Holiday in brief.
Fake X-Mas tree, check.
A Christmas Story on t.v., check. (you'll shoot your eye out!)
New Years Cake, check.
Not a bad dinner actually.
The Menu. (it's already better than Dennys)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I can't put my arms down!!"
Yeah, so it may not be much but here's the Club Jag Holiday in brief.
Fake X-Mas tree, check.
A Christmas Story on t.v., check. (you'll shoot your eye out!)
New Years Cake, check.
Not a bad dinner actually.
The Menu. (it's already better than Dennys)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I can't put my arms down!!"
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The Secret is OuT!!!
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