El Feo Kern: Kevin
Negative.
If the soon-to-be sacrificial goat is becoming "aroused" while in the company of chipmunks then it should be deemed "unclean" and be exterminated.
Go back to your local "Sacrificial Animal Depot" and demand your money back and/or a suitable replacement.
It's hard to find good Goat dealers these days... *sigh*
Dare I even mention something like this, but have you thought about making an alliance with the magical goat people?
just long enough to steal one of their young...
of course, that's what started this whole mess with those fruit cakes in the first place.
they sure are funny to watch when their pissed though... HOOOOWEE, Like a mustard-assed cat! YEEHAWW!!!
(ya know it's posts like this that make me weep just before i drift off into unconsciousness each night... and for the record, i just did a spell check... i got "unconsciousness" right on the first try - oh yeah, go me, it's my birthday)