me: Possible Darwin Nominee?
KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.
Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.
"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.
After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.
Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.
God damn.
KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.
Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.
"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.
After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.
Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.
God damn.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Grand Opening of the Daily COMIC!!!!!
Well, I figured I would start a trend to help keep posting on the blog up. Here is the daily comic and as you can see it is Dilbert!!!!! Anyway this one was not that great but it is the one for the 30th so ENJOY!!
[RT]NegativePwr
Well, I figured I would start a trend to help keep posting on the blog up. Here is the daily comic and as you can see it is Dilbert!!!!! Anyway this one was not that great but it is the one for the 30th so ENJOY!!
[RT]NegativePwr
me: We all live in america, america, america
From the July 23, 2004, Police Reports column of the New London, Wis., Press-Star: "1:15 p.m., a juvenile approached an officer at (Hortonville Police Department) complaining about having a lock stuck around his right testicle for three days and he didn't know how to get it off." (The officer found a master key.) "Having the master key in hand, the juvenile left the room for a moment and returned with the lock. The officer spoke to the juvenile about experimenting with sexuality and how he needs to be more careful in the future." [New London (Wis.) Press-Star, 7-23-04]
From the July 23, 2004, Police Reports column of the New London, Wis., Press-Star: "1:15 p.m., a juvenile approached an officer at (Hortonville Police Department) complaining about having a lock stuck around his right testicle for three days and he didn't know how to get it off." (The officer found a master key.) "Having the master key in hand, the juvenile left the room for a moment and returned with the lock. The officer spoke to the juvenile about experimenting with sexuality and how he needs to be more careful in the future." [New London (Wis.) Press-Star, 7-23-04]
Zero: Jaz
That's cool. Lately, on my days off I've been playing pool trying to keep my game up. I've still got a lead on you to maintain. ;-) Please post some pics if you can. You can use a program called 'Hello' to post them here. Just go to www.hello.com. That's what I use. By the way, where's Elric?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
That's cool. Lately, on my days off I've been playing pool trying to keep my game up. I've still got a lead on you to maintain. ;-) Please post some pics if you can. You can use a program called 'Hello' to post them here. Just go to www.hello.com. That's what I use. By the way, where's Elric?
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
me: Hunting preserve needed
Other films and TV programs also have been deemed worthy of a closer look. The philosophy of "The Simpsons" is being discussed in classrooms along with Plato and Kant; classes in Klingon, the language of "Star Trek," are widely available; and at Turves Green Boys’ Technology College in Birmingham, England, children are offered weekly after-hours lessons on Sindarin, a conversational form of Elvish invented by “Lord of the Rings” creator J.R.R. Tolkien (search).
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,122641,00.html
We need to deport these people to an island some where so they can be hunted and we can be assured that this DNA will be wiped from the planet and have such issues again.
Other films and TV programs also have been deemed worthy of a closer look. The philosophy of "The Simpsons" is being discussed in classrooms along with Plato and Kant; classes in Klingon, the language of "Star Trek," are widely available; and at Turves Green Boys’ Technology College in Birmingham, England, children are offered weekly after-hours lessons on Sindarin, a conversational form of Elvish invented by “Lord of the Rings” creator J.R.R. Tolkien (search).
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,122641,00.html
We need to deport these people to an island some where so they can be hunted and we can be assured that this DNA will be wiped from the planet and have such issues again.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: A Bunch 'a No Postin Fools!!!!
I suppose it is to be expected though since Kern is on home leave. I know that when me and Gerry were home I barely kept up with the blog. Ahhhh well I suppose I now know how Kern was feeling while we were home.... Wish I was there... Drink a Bud Light for Me and have a good time.......
I suppose it is to be expected though since Kern is on home leave. I know that when me and Gerry were home I barely kept up with the blog. Ahhhh well I suppose I now know how Kern was feeling while we were home.... Wish I was there... Drink a Bud Light for Me and have a good time.......
Zero: [RTI] ZeroFunction Checkin' In...
Ok, it's been awhile. But now that I've been able to catch a temporary break from the "Catch-up-game-from-Hell", I'd like to show a few pics from me and Jason's homeleave we just got back from. As you all know, I'm a big fan of posting pics so get ready for a decent length post...
Me and Jason... Like you really needed to be told that...
Me, Jason, and Ashley at... Dave and Busters I believe... that night's still a little hard to remember...
One of the little knick-knacks we brought home... pay no attention to that newspaper that was used as packing material... Heh, heh.
Carl and I at the airport getting ready to head back. People usually tell me that we never have any photos of us together... so here's one at last. I swear I will NEVER allow myself to bring that much $hit on another leave again!!! NEVER!!!
Me, Jason, Anna, and Carl... Not a bad group pic.... I wish I took more of them while I was home.
And of course Cutie. She was a little miffed at me 'cause I hadn't been around in awhile... but other than that she's still the adorable-cold-hearted-spoiled-bitch-with-an-attitude I love so much.
Well, that's pretty much it for now. I've got a few more... but I'll find time to post those a little later.
This post and pics wouldn't have been possible without these two. Thanx... Now get a room!!! ;-)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Ok, it's been awhile. But now that I've been able to catch a temporary break from the "Catch-up-game-from-Hell", I'd like to show a few pics from me and Jason's homeleave we just got back from. As you all know, I'm a big fan of posting pics so get ready for a decent length post...
Me and Jason... Like you really needed to be told that...
Me, Jason, and Ashley at... Dave and Busters I believe... that night's still a little hard to remember...
One of the little knick-knacks we brought home... pay no attention to that newspaper that was used as packing material... Heh, heh.
Carl and I at the airport getting ready to head back. People usually tell me that we never have any photos of us together... so here's one at last. I swear I will NEVER allow myself to bring that much $hit on another leave again!!! NEVER!!!
Me, Jason, Anna, and Carl... Not a bad group pic.... I wish I took more of them while I was home.
And of course Cutie. She was a little miffed at me 'cause I hadn't been around in awhile... but other than that she's still the adorable-cold-hearted-spoiled-bitch-with-an-attitude I love so much.
Well, that's pretty much it for now. I've got a few more... but I'll find time to post those a little later.
This post and pics wouldn't have been possible without these two. Thanx... Now get a room!!! ;-)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: It's good to be back!!!
You know you're home when you're welcomed with a 100 tons of white phosphorous fury.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
You know you're home when you're welcomed with a 100 tons of white phosphorous fury.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The Future Is Coming And It Must Be Stopped!!!!!!!
OMG WTF are these companies doing.
If these things are allowed to stay on the shelves we are all doomed. Hence the pic. I was able to get this picture from a friend is who is able to take pictures of the future. It doesn't look pretty folks.
My friend told me that the people depicted here are Kevin, Me, Kern, Tim and finally Bob... 10 years from now. Something has to be done.
The Hungry Man meal is bad.....But DAMN.....
That Hardess Monster Burger I think is worse because it is almost as bad as the Hungry Man but it is all crammed into a burger.
[RT]NegativePwr
OMG WTF are these companies doing.
If these things are allowed to stay on the shelves we are all doomed. Hence the pic. I was able to get this picture from a friend is who is able to take pictures of the future. It doesn't look pretty folks.
My friend told me that the people depicted here are Kevin, Me, Kern, Tim and finally Bob... 10 years from now. Something has to be done.
The Hungry Man meal is bad.....But DAMN.....
That Hardess Monster Burger I think is worse because it is almost as bad as the Hungry Man but it is all crammed into a burger.
[RT]NegativePwr
me: And for diner
I love tex/mex
http://www.chowbaby.com/10_2000/fastfood/fast_food_nutrition.asp?T=Del_Taco&I=%23+7+Macho+Combo+Burrito%2C+Large+Fries%2C+Macho+Drink&submitFLAG=ItemLVL
I love tex/mex
http://www.chowbaby.com/10_2000/fastfood/fast_food_nutrition.asp?T=Del_Taco&I=%23+7+Macho+Combo+Burrito%2C+Large+Fries%2C+Macho+Drink&submitFLAG=ItemLVL
Anonymous: Spooooooooooooooky
You guys may get a kick outta this. Ive been meaning to post this for a while but been real busy any way check this out.
You guys may get a kick outta this. Ive been meaning to post this for a while but been real busy any way check this out.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: On The Road Again.....
Stopped off in Babylon again today.....This time we got to do some site seeing.
19 Hour flight from Dallas to Iraq - $1400
4 hours on the road through hostile territory with a trained security force - $5000
Smoking a cigarette in Saddam Hussein's former palace in Babylon - Priceless......
Good Times.....
[RT]NegativePwr
Stopped off in Babylon again today.....This time we got to do some site seeing.
19 Hour flight from Dallas to Iraq - $1400
4 hours on the road through hostile territory with a trained security force - $5000
Smoking a cigarette in Saddam Hussein's former palace in Babylon - Priceless......
Good Times.....
[RT]NegativePwr
El Feo Kern: I'm not coming home
just an FYI guys, plans have changed.
I quit my job and I am now following my dream
I'm gonna be RICH!
just an FYI guys, plans have changed.
I quit my job and I am now following my dream
I'm gonna be RICH!
Zero: Uggh...
Just as I read your post on the blog I got the email from Manson.com for early ticket sales... Yeah, that does suck. Well hell, have fun. He does put on good shows. Last time I saw him was on Halloween of last year. I went with Adam while I had the flu. Even then it was still a decent show. Take some pics for me if 'ya can.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Just as I read your post on the blog I got the email from Manson.com for early ticket sales... Yeah, that does suck. Well hell, have fun. He does put on good shows. Last time I saw him was on Halloween of last year. I went with Adam while I had the flu. Even then it was still a decent show. Take some pics for me if 'ya can.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Back in BAGHDAD!!!!
Well Folks,
I am back in Baghdad....LAND OF THE FREE....ummmm....wait.....nevermind. All is well here and I am of course in 1 piece. Kinda weird and a little scary how fast I was able to slip in to the swing of things again. Anyway Kern will be on his way out of this tropical paradise soon and on his way back to the land Bud Light, White Russians and late nights at the bar..... Good Times....Well gotta run....Literally.... There are mortars coming in right now....Heh just kidding...... Talk to ya later :-)
Well Folks,
I am back in Baghdad....LAND OF THE FREE....ummmm....wait.....nevermind. All is well here and I am of course in 1 piece. Kinda weird and a little scary how fast I was able to slip in to the swing of things again. Anyway Kern will be on his way out of this tropical paradise soon and on his way back to the land Bud Light, White Russians and late nights at the bar..... Good Times....Well gotta run....Literally.... There are mortars coming in right now....Heh just kidding...... Talk to ya later :-)
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Red Team Iraq R&R Rotation Update
Well it has been quite some time since I have posted mainly because I was home in Dallas either visiting family or drunk. (Takes a moment to reflect but do to the muslim prayer song going on outside I quickly realize I am in the middle east again.). It was a good home leave and I am very thankful for the time people took to hang out. We had a pretty bitchin time and will be hard to top 7 months from now when I go home again. Me and Gerry are in Kuwait awaiting our respected flights back into Iraq. Kern will be on his way out very soon and I am sure he will follow the path of drunkeness that me and Gerry left behind. Although I have this sneaking suspiscion that Kern's stint back home will put me and Gerry to shame. Ashley not only would I charge that battery but I would buy and extra one.....Might be a good idea to run the numbers on a short term crack habit to see how much it would cost........ Anyway I am sure Gerry will be back on the blog very soon and I will let everyone know when I get to where I am going.
Pictures soon to follow......
Well it has been quite some time since I have posted mainly because I was home in Dallas either visiting family or drunk. (Takes a moment to reflect but do to the muslim prayer song going on outside I quickly realize I am in the middle east again.). It was a good home leave and I am very thankful for the time people took to hang out. We had a pretty bitchin time and will be hard to top 7 months from now when I go home again. Me and Gerry are in Kuwait awaiting our respected flights back into Iraq. Kern will be on his way out very soon and I am sure he will follow the path of drunkeness that me and Gerry left behind. Although I have this sneaking suspiscion that Kern's stint back home will put me and Gerry to shame. Ashley not only would I charge that battery but I would buy and extra one.....Might be a good idea to run the numbers on a short term crack habit to see how much it would cost........ Anyway I am sure Gerry will be back on the blog very soon and I will let everyone know when I get to where I am going.
Pictures soon to follow......
El Feo Kern: Kevin
Negative.
If the soon-to-be sacrificial goat is becoming "aroused" while in the company of chipmunks then it should be deemed "unclean" and be exterminated.
Go back to your local "Sacrificial Animal Depot" and demand your money back and/or a suitable replacement.
It's hard to find good Goat dealers these days... *sigh*
Dare I even mention something like this, but have you thought about making an alliance with the magical goat people?
just long enough to steal one of their young...
of course, that's what started this whole mess with those fruit cakes in the first place.
they sure are funny to watch when their pissed though... HOOOOWEE, Like a mustard-assed cat! YEEHAWW!!!
(ya know it's posts like this that make me weep just before i drift off into unconsciousness each night... and for the record, i just did a spell check... i got "unconsciousness" right on the first try - oh yeah, go me, it's my birthday)
Negative.
If the soon-to-be sacrificial goat is becoming "aroused" while in the company of chipmunks then it should be deemed "unclean" and be exterminated.
Go back to your local "Sacrificial Animal Depot" and demand your money back and/or a suitable replacement.
It's hard to find good Goat dealers these days... *sigh*
Dare I even mention something like this, but have you thought about making an alliance with the magical goat people?
just long enough to steal one of their young...
of course, that's what started this whole mess with those fruit cakes in the first place.
they sure are funny to watch when their pissed though... HOOOOWEE, Like a mustard-assed cat! YEEHAWW!!!
(ya know it's posts like this that make me weep just before i drift off into unconsciousness each night... and for the record, i just did a spell check... i got "unconsciousness" right on the first try - oh yeah, go me, it's my birthday)
me: Well then
I will prepare the sacrificial goat for this demonic occasion.
PS is it normal for it to be turned on by chipmunks cause this thing is getting weird?
I will prepare the sacrificial goat for this demonic occasion.
PS is it normal for it to be turned on by chipmunks cause this thing is getting weird?
El Feo Kern: just an FYI
to whomever gives a $hit >)
I should be back in Dallas on the 22nd or 23rd and
I will be departing no later than the 6th.
I now return you to you regularly scheduled program.
to whomever gives a $hit >)
I should be back in Dallas on the 22nd or 23rd and
I will be departing no later than the 6th.
I now return you to you regularly scheduled program.
El Feo Kern: PSA
EVERYONE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE RED-ROPE LICORICE!
I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE RED-ROPE LICORICE!
oh yeah... and uhhh...
Napster sucks...
I paid a whole dollar to find that out
::twists the toe of his boot in the dirt with a frown on his fat stupid face::
EVERYONE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE RED-ROPE LICORICE!
I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THE RED-ROPE LICORICE!
oh yeah... and uhhh...
Napster sucks...
I paid a whole dollar to find that out
::twists the toe of his boot in the dirt with a frown on his fat stupid face::
El Feo Kern: oi!
halloween party...
loud music...
lotsa peeps...
loud music...
me, the only non-brother in sight...
and i gotta wake up in 5hrs... provided i go to sleep, RIGHT NOW!
It was no Fright-fest, but it was a fest... and a little frightening, so it kinda counts.
I gotta go to bed... or something - wooooooo.
(Ashley - I feel comfortable cause im in all black.)
I wish i were there too... oh well. you guys have a good time (like there is any doubt you would with Jason and Gerry there - man, i wish i could be there).
I'll see you guys in a few weeks or so... provided i can get a flight outa here - shiite.
halloween party...
loud music...
lotsa peeps...
loud music...
me, the only non-brother in sight...
and i gotta wake up in 5hrs... provided i go to sleep, RIGHT NOW!
It was no Fright-fest, but it was a fest... and a little frightening, so it kinda counts.
I gotta go to bed... or something - wooooooo.
(Ashley - I feel comfortable cause im in all black.)
I wish i were there too... oh well. you guys have a good time (like there is any doubt you would with Jason and Gerry there - man, i wish i could be there).
I'll see you guys in a few weeks or so... provided i can get a flight outa here - shiite.
