El Feo Kern: Magical Goat People!?!?
SON-OF-A-..... those guys are BACK?!?
Obviously my powers are not as strong as they once were...
::puts on his robe and wizard hat::
Jason... Heed Kevin's warnings.
be on your guard at ALL times.
These Magical Goat people are NOT to be F'd with... they mean business.
As soon as you get off the plane, seek out the blue bow of Antioch that Kevin will be wearing,
once you have found the bow you must disrobe and tie yourself up in the remaining slack so that you and Kevin become and endless knot of Light and Truth!
If you and Kevin combine forces you just might survive long enough to get to the parking lot.
from there you are on your own -
GODSPEED MY FRIEND!
On the Fifth day, look to the east... or someshit
If there are any therapists out there that read this blog and have any idea what the hell is wrong with me, please shoot me... an email. danke!