El Feo Kern: ok...
I didnt find the rabid opossum, BUT
I did find this really cool picture and a buttload of really cool quotes
(that is the first time i've ever typed out the word "buttload"... i dont think i can use it anymore... speak or type... ever)
anyway - ON WITH THE ZANNEYNESS! zanieness... zanny-ness... Zay-knee-niss... SHUT UP!
im sure most have seen this before... still cool.
quotes:
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant:
first, get a huge block of marble
then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an
elephant.
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry
Your fault: core dumped
(this one has a couple of different levels for me)
A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
its author.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
price.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is
because we are not the person involved
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
getting nervous.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember
Absence makes the heart go wander
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Air is water with holes in it
Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
(man... why did he have to die)
I didnt find the rabid opossum, BUT
I did find this really cool picture and a buttload of really cool quotes
(that is the first time i've ever typed out the word "buttload"... i dont think i can use it anymore... speak or type... ever)
anyway - ON WITH THE ZANNEYNESS! zanieness... zanny-ness... Zay-knee-niss... SHUT UP!
im sure most have seen this before... still cool.
quotes:
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant:
first, get a huge block of marble
then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an
elephant.
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry
Your fault: core dumped
(this one has a couple of different levels for me)
A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
its author.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
price.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is
because we are not the person involved
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
getting nervous.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember
Absence makes the heart go wander
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Air is water with holes in it
Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire
telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New
York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?
And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they
receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
(man... why did he have to die)
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