El Feo Kern: say it aint so
ok... from jasons post I can only assume my abductors have replaced me with a clone in an attempt to avoid any suspicions of my capture. i have also found out that what i thought to be my friend and roommate "agent B.O.B" is really known by the code name "Perry Mason" and has been going to great extents to conceal what has gone on (aka - creating very convincing websites to add some length to this shroud)
to provide some proof on my behalf and help make people aware of my situation i have included the picture below
this is what they refer to as the "Junk Viewer"
they force you to open the blinds while you shower so they can... "view your junk"...
I dunno - these guys are vierd, ja
I will send more info when i can , but the guard is starting to get wise to the fact you dont need to type while you poop.
oh yeah ... theres a computer with an internet connection near the toilet... makes sense...
if you think about it...