El Feo Kern: Leavin on a jet plane... rinse/repeat
yes Gerry, the clock is ticking.
Attention Ladies and would be "secret admirers"
You only have
10 days to confess you undying love
and give it up to the Kern!
ohhhhhh yeaaah baby - this blowout sale is almost over!!!
*announcer voice*
sunday! sunday! sunday!
*cough* after next */cough*
Kern-O-rama live at the retard bowl!
tickets on sale NOW!
*/announcer voice*
*Kern holds his breath, waitin for the ladies to start beatin down the door*
!!! NEWS FLASH !!!
Man found dead in apartment after
apparent "self-inflicted asphyxiation"
early reports indicate he was not wearing any pants.
authorities baffled.
France readies surrender.