Zero: !!! Important Public Service Announcement !!!
Being the agent in Red Team that specializes in testing various compounds for edible and palatable consumption that no other Red Team member would dare touch, I took it upon myself to test the new chemical agent code-named "CocaCola: C2".
Do NOT, I say again, do NOT handle or attempt to consume this vile and hazardous product!
Do NOT be fooled by it's attractive and "cool" looking packaging. Side effects of important note include physical and mental pain as well as disturbingly vivid nightmares and lack of sleep. I only pray this stuff doesn't have any lasting long term affects... the pain.. oh, god... make it stop...