me: Battle with satan's minions
Sorry for the long absence but I was involed in an epic battle with a great and powerful goat of ancient times. He was by no means the king of these horrible and evil creatures but still a worthy foe, possibly a general. I had barly escaped from his soul trapping spell and shock wave mahahah. But lucky for me the enchanted, noble and gracful pigen of Antioch was just in time to block the attack with his sonic wings. Unfortuneitly for him my ability to judge friend from foe in battle is about as good as my spelling and the great pigen of Antioch is at the taxidermist. But after many long hours of battle I smot my enemy and burned his evil coarpse and smashed the satanic terrifing eyes.