me: Tacos and Lonelyness are a bad combination
that being said
http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/it_wuz_always_bout_thalong read but well worth it as if anyone still reads this thing, everyone moving on to bigger and better things fuckin little ikmens.
Shell: nice

Was driving back up to get my car from Sharky's this
morning. There were two plano pd cars out front and caution tape accross the front of Sharky's -- looks like someone had a little too much to drink last night.
me: More advice
If you see a sign that says DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE do not touch. You can go ahead and asume that there not fuckin around and not touch it.
me: Good Advice
If someone asks. Wheres the beef? it is apparently in aproperiate to point to your pants and say i got some beef for you right here where you want me to stick it. So avoid the odd stares and angry boyfriends and dont be like me.