Shell: this is great
I coworker of mine found this on one of the forums he visits I enjoyed it so I thought I'd share:
Quote: I'm on lunch right now, but I just got my ass chewed on for a good hour and a half. Someone took a joke too literally. I was being a smartass, and I had an anal retentive LT looking over my shoulder as I did some pretty average maintenance on a helicopter. When he kept questioning me, as to what was going on, I told him(to quote the skippy list)that the flux capacitor was emitting a loud whine when it was engaged, and needed to be replaced immediately. I thought he was playing along, and got the joke, he asked: "What does that mean?" I said that "it can't get the full 1.21 Jigawatts it needs to engage at 88 miles per hour, at least it's 88 miles per hour on a car, I don't know what speed it is on this aircraft."
I then told him that it usually takes a while to get that part from Doc Brown. He then left and went on his way. About 45 minutes later I got called into the office to be torn a new asshole. Apparently he was going around trying to find a way to expedite a new flux capacitor to us, and...not fucking joking, asking for the contact info for Dr. Brown.
I am going to keep a copy of the counseling statement I get for this.
I coworker of mine found this on one of the forums he visits I enjoyed it so I thought I'd share:
Quote: I'm on lunch right now, but I just got my ass chewed on for a good hour and a half. Someone took a joke too literally. I was being a smartass, and I had an anal retentive LT looking over my shoulder as I did some pretty average maintenance on a helicopter. When he kept questioning me, as to what was going on, I told him(to quote the skippy list)that the flux capacitor was emitting a loud whine when it was engaged, and needed to be replaced immediately. I thought he was playing along, and got the joke, he asked: "What does that mean?" I said that "it can't get the full 1.21 Jigawatts it needs to engage at 88 miles per hour, at least it's 88 miles per hour on a car, I don't know what speed it is on this aircraft."
I then told him that it usually takes a while to get that part from Doc Brown. He then left and went on his way. About 45 minutes later I got called into the office to be torn a new asshole. Apparently he was going around trying to find a way to expedite a new flux capacitor to us, and...not fucking joking, asking for the contact info for Dr. Brown.
I am going to keep a copy of the counseling statement I get for this.
