El Feo Kern: have a SEAT
"Do you accept that you are a semi evolved ape thing mercifully
ignorant of the sanity-blasting truths of the greater cosmos?"
*checks the "YES" box*
that shit's gonna have me laughing all damn day!
"Do you accept that you are a semi evolved ape thing mercifully
ignorant of the sanity-blasting truths of the greater cosmos?"
*checks the "YES" box*
that shit's gonna have me laughing all damn day!
tracer: couple videos
don't know about the second one, but the other three are worth a look.
possibly not safe for work
http://www.thelocal.se/blog/20070112/85/
don't know about the second one, but the other three are worth a look.
possibly not safe for work
http://www.thelocal.se/blog/20070112/85/
me: And now
I bring you what you have all been dreaming of.
http://www.karateforchrist.net/
Side note the cowoker who showed this to me felt the need to explain how hebrew is a picture language cause they dont use real letters. ( and people wonder why i want to start exterminating people dna like this should not be alowed to survive)
I bring you what you have all been dreaming of.
http://www.karateforchrist.net/
Side note the cowoker who showed this to me felt the need to explain how hebrew is a picture language cause they dont use real letters. ( and people wonder why i want to start exterminating people dna like this should not be alowed to survive)
El Feo Kern: WATCH! OR DIE!
seriously, aside from it being a little slow, it's completely worth it.
Tim, it made me think of you bro
seriously, aside from it being a little slow, it's completely worth it.
Tim, it made me think of you bro
El Feo Kern: dang
I've spent $11,500 on shit from newegg in the past few years.
I should get a free pen er something...
That is all.
I've spent $11,500 on shit from newegg in the past few years.
I should get a free pen er something...
That is all.
tracer: One more thing...
The other thing I was telling Kern and Bob about...
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=905780
The other thing I was telling Kern and Bob about...
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=905780
tracer: Couple quick jokes
Stuff I was telling Kern and Bob about:
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog....... Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
Next up:
The Difference between Guts and Balls
Medical Distinction...
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since either may ultimately result in severe injury or death.
That's all for now
Stuff I was telling Kern and Bob about:
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog....... Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
Next up:
The Difference between Guts and Balls
Medical Distinction...
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since either may ultimately result in severe injury or death.
That's all for now
me: Key gen fun
I set it to most complex password crap for windows and gave me this
*$a#8fredenebre@up5a2&b#a2a7&e7e7u&uzup32cUf6utU=&+5re3requcr_z7
pretty bitchin huh if my work ever tried this shit i would totally fuck up the phone system reset all system accounts to one of these crazy ass things then kick my boss in the balls til he spit up blood and quit.
Just sayin
I set it to most complex password crap for windows and gave me this
*$a#8fredenebre@up5a2&b#a2a7&e7e7u&uzup32cUf6utU=&+5re3requcr_z7
pretty bitchin huh if my work ever tried this shit i would totally fuck up the phone system reset all system accounts to one of these crazy ass things then kick my boss in the balls til he spit up blood and quit.
Just sayin
