El Feo Kern: heh... heheheh... BWAHHA!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
me: yes i have absolutly nothing to do today
if only this would happen
me: Finnaly the truth come out
so thats what happenedthe truth must be told
El Feo Kern: I've found a new place to live...
...BEHOLD!

The land of Morning Wood!
El Feo Kern: more coffee in my keyboard
El Feo Kern: oh my GOD!
THIS should NEVER be put to print unless for reasons specifically relating to ridicule and/or harassment of people that have to ask the question.
El Feo Kern: Does this bed make me look fat?
Aight guys, i think i'm putting on a little weight, but
there are no scales out here to know for sure.
Take a look at this
recent photo of me and tell me if i
look any bigger than when i left
WARNING: viewing this picture may cause you to stab yourself in the
face with a pitchfork covered in feces... until you die from it.
El Feo Kern: coffee in my keyboard
I almost lost an entire mouthful of coffee to this frikkin pic
enjoy
El Feo Kern: I will join MySpace...
... just as soon as i get over my irrational fear
of aardvarks and tang... so dont expect to see me
on there anytime soon.
me: Mother F%^&*@
total bullshit because i was contracting and not acctual employee i missed the 3 weeks of vac. time next year by a few days.
By the way Kern dont get on my space it both sucks and blows and having never tried it i can honestly say it has nothing to offer you.
Dork moment all none loosers look away. ( i cant belive wow let me make a charecter call asspelunker)
El Feo Kern: WTF is this?!

It's completely frikkin awesome lookin is what it is!
snagged the pic from MyConfinedSpace.com
El Feo Kern: Is the blog dead?
I think it might have something to do with
SATAN BURGER! (NSFW)not really, i just wanted an excuse to use that book cover.