El Feo Kern: Spotted dick, anyone?
I'm not talkin the funny named dessert either.
I cannot WAIT to
never eat here
El Feo Kern: Avast, me hearties!
can you fathom a guess as to what today be?
That's right you scurvy dog!
it be the national
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! YAR!!!
Me thinks i shall be indulgin in the bung hole drippins
of the nearest cask of rum this eve, for celebration sake n all!
yaaarrrr...
me: maybe...
(picks up staff with chicken head on it, and taps it on the floor while saying)
Rise chicken rise
El Feo Kern: Got balls?
I'd buy
this pilot a drink any day of the week and twice at 30,000 ft!
me: could it be?
Could it be time for the pope to hand out the cross shaped bullets, will mormans and the jew jump in. I hope so cause i wont stop laughing til the end.
Just hope they do burn down the Vatican (dont know why but that place really pisses me off, its kinda like that thing that makes it burn when you pee not cool)
Bubba Chomp
El Feo Kern: Why get drunk?
Here's 40 good reasons!
El Feo Kern: a sad, sad day
We're gonna miss you bro...just to be clear, i'm not joking.
not even in the slightest.