El Feo Kern: Reznor now benches buicks on FIRE...
...When it's full of chinese fur traders, that is.
LOOOOOOK!
Reznor appears to be getting "soft" in his age, which makes me sad, but
i applaud the message and i respect the direction he is going... even
if it means no more "stab you in the face" music.
...When it's full of chinese fur traders, that is.
LOOOOOOK!
Reznor appears to be getting "soft" in his age, which makes me sad, but
i applaud the message and i respect the direction he is going... even
if it means no more "stab you in the face" music.
El Feo Kern: Kevin's Email
I received this little Internet Gem via email from Kevin and i feel, while it's inaccuracies make my stomach turn, the overall message is dead on.
Enjoy
*************
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now
to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland
are
some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the
face
of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded
and crushed I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned
over
to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
going
to put em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final
thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
thank a soldier.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
Let's
get this to every USA computer!)
I received this little Internet Gem via email from Kevin and i feel, while it's inaccuracies make my stomach turn, the overall message is dead on.
Enjoy
*************
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has
been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now
to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland
are
some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the
face
of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded
and crushed I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned
over
to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
going
to put em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final
thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
thank a soldier.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
Let's
get this to every USA computer!)
Zero: !!!NSFW!!!
A most interesting ride.
Enjoy... (or be appalled, heh).
Cлава к Oтечеству,
Courtesy of Jazzi... thanx
[RTI] ZeroFunction, shameless
A most interesting ride.
Enjoy... (or be appalled, heh).
Cлава к Oтечеству,
Courtesy of Jazzi... thanx
[RTI] ZeroFunction, shameless
Zero: Car wash
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...and I want t-t-to, how is it? Park the porpoise, you know...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, waxed and air dried
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...and I want t-t-to, how is it? Park the porpoise, you know...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, waxed and air dried
Zero: Greatness Continues...
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...we are at war... Hoorah!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, eagerly standing by
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...we are at war... Hoorah!"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, eagerly standing by
me: Am i being totally racist or is this total bullshit
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/12/immigration/index.html
personally i think its a good idea ecpessially the felony for those aiding illegals in getting here.
by the way key word in all of this is ILLEGAL meaning not lawful mean you have no rights jack ass shut the fuck up.
Or should i just shave my head and start the 4th riche (sp right on that?), (like it matters i spell every thing wrong anyway i need a beer).
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/12/immigration/index.html
personally i think its a good idea ecpessially the felony for those aiding illegals in getting here.
by the way key word in all of this is ILLEGAL meaning not lawful mean you have no rights jack ass shut the fuck up.
Or should i just shave my head and start the 4th riche (sp right on that?), (like it matters i spell every thing wrong anyway i need a beer).
Zero: водочка
General Kalashnikov's new baby...
Red Army approved...
Cлава к Oтечеству,
Kalashnikov's name has gotta be good for something... it's sure not his rifle...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, rocked, not slapped...
General Kalashnikov's new baby...
Red Army approved...
Cлава к Oтечеству,
Kalashnikov's name has gotta be good for something... it's sure not his rifle...
[RTI] ZeroFunction, rocked, not slapped...
me: I'm just say'n
Stupid
If worked in imagration i would be the #1 deportation Agent.
It would be like shoot fish peged to a wall.
I'm just say'n
Stupid
If worked in imagration i would be the #1 deportation Agent.
It would be like shoot fish peged to a wall.
I'm just say'n
El Feo Kern: What do you get...
...when you toss me into a blender with a slice of
cheese and then put the video of it on the internet?
A KERNKRAFT VIDEO!
it's still their only "popular" song apparently
...when you toss me into a blender with a slice of
cheese and then put the video of it on the internet?
A KERNKRAFT VIDEO!
it's still their only "popular" song apparently
El Feo Kern: Re: New-kew-ler test footage
"Smells like Fallout" action
It's not as cool as "HOT ZOMBIE CARWASH + techno" action
but it's pretty frikkin cool.
the first half is pretty standard, but the last half contains stuff i had never seen... like video from inside some of the ships demonstrating the effect the blast has on the hull.
good stuff.
"Smells like Fallout" action
It's not as cool as "HOT ZOMBIE CARWASH + techno" action
but it's pretty frikkin cool.
the first half is pretty standard, but the last half contains stuff i had never seen... like video from inside some of the ships demonstrating the effect the blast has on the hull.
good stuff.
me: The Penguin Lover
Yes thats right the fun new website for penguins have fun
WEEEEEEE!
kinda 50/50 on the work okay sites.
Yes thats right the fun new website for penguins have fun
WEEEEEEE!
kinda 50/50 on the work okay sites.
El Feo Kern: ya know...
Sometimes i really want to know what's going on inside
Kevin's head, but most of the time... i'm glad i dont.
heh
Sometimes i really want to know what's going on inside
Kevin's head, but most of the time... i'm glad i dont.
heh
me: One day
One day a little while back I traveled to Mexico, or Meheco as the indiginous tribes were calling it, I stood up and looked around. I saw Mexicans everwhere it was then that I made the connection between Mexicans and Mexico, makes sense if you think about it, I then took a deep breath and cried out DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL! I mean Jesus come on people it smells like rotten sour cream and ass! I then proceeded back home and burn my clothes, and yes i did drink the water a desicion that haunts me to this day.
One day a little while back I traveled to Mexico, or Meheco as the indiginous tribes were calling it, I stood up and looked around. I saw Mexicans everwhere it was then that I made the connection between Mexicans and Mexico, makes sense if you think about it, I then took a deep breath and cried out DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL! I mean Jesus come on people it smells like rotten sour cream and ass! I then proceeded back home and burn my clothes, and yes i did drink the water a desicion that haunts me to this day.
El Feo Kern: say it aint so
CSI: Miami - The No. 1 American show in the world
The terrorists have already won...
CSI: Miami - The No. 1 American show in the world
The terrorists have already won...
El Feo Kern: *twitch*
"tickled pink" and "StarCraft" should never be in the same sentence.
unless of course said sentence also contains "that's when i stabbed him in the face"... then it might be ok.
"tickled pink" and "StarCraft" should never be in the same sentence.
unless of course said sentence also contains "that's when i stabbed him in the face"... then it might be ok.
El Feo Kern: the darkest depths of the interweb (save fuckspace)
GroupHug.us
I love this fuckin site.
It brings me a sense of calm... not sure why
but every once and a while i find one that makes me twitch.
Tonight's "twitcher" was
_____________________________
i think i'm in love with my best friend.
he once told me he wanted more... but i didn't want to "ruin our friendship". i hate that he thought that meant no. and now he has a girlfriend and i'm supposed to meet her and be happy for him. how can i be happy for him when seeing him kiss her tears me apart?
if you're reading this it didn't mean no... it meant im scared but i love you.
if its not too late... the answers yes.
all i gotta say is
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT NOT MEAN "NO"!!!
(rhetorical, obviously - "say" vs "ask")
hehe - enjoy
****
NOTE
****
I just found one that almost gave me a mental orgasm.
Not from what is being said, but just the raw truth of it...
*shudder*
I like you. But I don't want to be with you. I just want your attention. I want you to be completely in love with me while I go out and get with other guys. It makes me feel good about myself for a little while. And you'll still always be there when I need you.
I hate this person, but i have to respect her.
Hats off... ya fuckin bitch. >D
GroupHug.us
I love this fuckin site.
It brings me a sense of calm... not sure why
but every once and a while i find one that makes me twitch.
Tonight's "twitcher" was
_____________________________
i think i'm in love with my best friend.
he once told me he wanted more... but i didn't want to "ruin our friendship". i hate that he thought that meant no. and now he has a girlfriend and i'm supposed to meet her and be happy for him. how can i be happy for him when seeing him kiss her tears me apart?
if you're reading this it didn't mean no... it meant im scared but i love you.
if its not too late... the answers yes.
all i gotta say is
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT NOT MEAN "NO"!!!
(rhetorical, obviously - "say" vs "ask")
hehe - enjoy
****
NOTE
****
I just found one that almost gave me a mental orgasm.
Not from what is being said, but just the raw truth of it...
*shudder*
I like you. But I don't want to be with you. I just want your attention. I want you to be completely in love with me while I go out and get with other guys. It makes me feel good about myself for a little while. And you'll still always be there when I need you.
I hate this person, but i have to respect her.
Hats off... ya fuckin bitch. >D
El Feo Kern: a little reversal for ya
100 UNsexiest men
it's pretty lame, so i'll hit you with the best ones that i saw.
(there were to many that just weren't funny
so i was forced to skim through pretty fast)
23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently
made a deal with the devil - 'You can have $60 billion, but
you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"
66. Robert Englund: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about Freddy Krueger.
67. Robert Patrick: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about the T-1000
and there you have it.
~fin~
100 UNsexiest men
it's pretty lame, so i'll hit you with the best ones that i saw.
(there were to many that just weren't funny
so i was forced to skim through pretty fast)
23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently
made a deal with the devil - 'You can have $60 billion, but
you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"
66. Robert Englund: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about Freddy Krueger.
67. Robert Patrick: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him
without thinking about the T-1000
and there you have it.
~fin~
El Feo Kern: you're a good man, adam
I appreciate the bypass of fuckspace.
while the song is certainly in the DD manner i have come to love, i'm not a fan of this song.
It's good... It just doesnt spark that... that almost lustful rage their music (of this nature) normally does.
either way, i very much look forward to any and all future works that they birth.
I appreciate the bypass of fuckspace.
while the song is certainly in the DD manner i have come to love, i'm not a fan of this song.
It's good... It just doesnt spark that... that almost lustful rage their music (of this nature) normally does.
either way, i very much look forward to any and all future works that they birth.
El Feo Kern: Sho-Nuff
there is a "Free version" of Planetside.
you setup a new SOE acct after DL'ing the 3GB worth of madness (no CC info needed... dont even need to use a real email addy), log in, and get your kill on with all the paying customers as well.
the limitations?
you cannot exceed BR6
you cannot use the "battle mechs" (all other equipment is fair game)
and it's only free until mar 2007
good? bad? eh... it's free.
there is a "Free version" of Planetside.
you setup a new SOE acct after DL'ing the 3GB worth of madness (no CC info needed... dont even need to use a real email addy), log in, and get your kill on with all the paying customers as well.
the limitations?
you cannot exceed BR6
you cannot use the "battle mechs" (all other equipment is fair game)
and it's only free until mar 2007
good? bad? eh... it's free.
