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just incase you're wondering...
(and dont pay attention to the site)
People
Acting
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Crazy-ass
Situations
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: In Kuwait
I made it to Kuwait ok. Can't wait to get home and see everyone. We better have a bitchin party planned for new years or big papa's gonna be pissed : ) See ya soon!!
I made it to Kuwait ok. Can't wait to get home and see everyone. We better have a bitchin party planned for new years or big papa's gonna be pissed : ) See ya soon!!
me: Free time
I had some free time today and was reading through some of the archives on the blog and started wondering what ever happened to those bright eyed, cutie and enessent days from the begining. Oh well got go the umpalumpas have escaped agian and are eating people on the second floor, so i gotta go shutoff the elevator and stair access so they cant get out and take over anymore floors. Its a shame about the people down there, some of them didnt make me want to vomite and light them on fire everyday, the colonial marines are all on vacation til the 9th and i'm pretty sure they'll all die slow horable deaths. But thats the price for havin the cutie little organge, green hair balls of fun around.
o ya we gonna do something for new years.
I had some free time today and was reading through some of the archives on the blog and started wondering what ever happened to those bright eyed, cutie and enessent days from the begining. Oh well got go the umpalumpas have escaped agian and are eating people on the second floor, so i gotta go shutoff the elevator and stair access so they cant get out and take over anymore floors. Its a shame about the people down there, some of them didnt make me want to vomite and light them on fire everyday, the colonial marines are all on vacation til the 9th and i'm pretty sure they'll all die slow horable deaths. But thats the price for havin the cutie little organge, green hair balls of fun around.
o ya we gonna do something for new years.
me: HEY
Bob what did you do
What happened to the Roxbury The Next Generation promo.
We be losing valuable advertising revenue
This must be a breach in command
ME: Do you know what the chain of command is?
BOB: (blank stare)
ME: It's the chain i beat you with until you understand that I am in command.
BOB: (blank stare)
KERN: (blank stare)
JASON: (blank stare)
ASHELY: (blank stare)
ADAM: (continues to masterbate to midget porn)
GERRY: (starts rambling in russian)
KEVIN: (bushes up against IG and farts loudly pew what stinks)
Bob what did you do
What happened to the Roxbury The Next Generation promo.
We be losing valuable advertising revenue
This must be a breach in command
ME: Do you know what the chain of command is?
BOB: (blank stare)
ME: It's the chain i beat you with until you understand that I am in command.
BOB: (blank stare)
KERN: (blank stare)
JASON: (blank stare)
ASHELY: (blank stare)
ADAM: (continues to masterbate to midget porn)
GERRY: (starts rambling in russian)
KEVIN: (bushes up against IG and farts loudly pew what stinks)
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: !!!!!!!!!BEST AVATAR EVER AWARD!!!!!!!
This has to be the best avatar I have ever seen!
[RT]NegativePwr
This has to be the best avatar I have ever seen!
[RT]NegativePwr
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Operation: "Wha?"
Bob,
You know I would be down for helping you out on this mission....Especially after what Santa did to me the last time I attempted to capture him....arg I still cannot feel anything in my right nipple....The horror......
Anyway... I will send the air support!
You call it in and they will take out the whole area : )
Good luck on your mission.
Bob,
You know I would be down for helping you out on this mission....Especially after what Santa did to me the last time I attempted to capture him....arg I still cannot feel anything in my right nipple....The horror......
Anyway... I will send the air support!
You call it in and they will take out the whole area : )
Good luck on your mission.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: OMG LOL!
Ahhh Thank you Adam for refreshing me of the wonders of Penny Arcade.
Check it out!
Ahhh Thank you Adam for refreshing me of the wonders of Penny Arcade.
Check it out!
El Feo Kern: pfft... what the crap...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
I am not that bad... am i?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Extreme |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Extreme |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Extreme |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
I am not that bad... am i?
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The Dante's Inferno Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Moderate |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Friends : )
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Friend: would bail you out of jail
Best friend: would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!!"
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: have you on speed dial
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
Friends: would knock on your front door
Best friends: walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
Friends: you have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best friends: They already know not to tell
Friends: are only through high school (college)
Bestfriends: They are for life
Friends: will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
Friend: would ignore this letter
Best friend: Will repost this shittttt
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
Friend: would bail you out of jail
Best friend: would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!!"
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: have you on speed dial
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
Friends: would knock on your front door
Best friends: walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
Friends: you have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best friends: They already know not to tell
Friends: are only through high school (college)
Bestfriends: They are for life
Friends: will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
Friend: would ignore this letter
Best friend: Will repost this shittttt
El Feo Kern: Deep thoughts...
is it just me or does it look like everyone in
that picture is totally somewhere else...
I'm feeling real togetherness in that pic.
In other news,
I THINK I JUST BROKE MY FUCKIN TOE!!!
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
is it just me or does it look like everyone in
that picture is totally somewhere else...
I'm feeling real togetherness in that pic.
In other news,
I THINK I JUST BROKE MY FUCKIN TOE!!!
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Zero: Re: punishment
Yes Kern, that was Skold... partially. In the video it switches between Asia Argento and Skold.
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...I'm a suffer genious and vivi-sex symbol..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, mdk
Yes Kern, that was Skold... partially. In the video it switches between Asia Argento and Skold.
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...I'm a suffer genious and vivi-sex symbol..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, mdk
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: !!!!RED ALERT!!!!
Ok.....We have impostors interfering with a possible change in the Red Team blog....or I should say the JasonIraq Blog because these bastards have the "Red Team" blog....What's worse is it seems that have not posted to it since 2003!!!!! Gotta find a way to steal the name from them
FAKE RED TEAM BLOG
Ok.....We have impostors interfering with a possible change in the Red Team blog....or I should say the JasonIraq Blog because these bastards have the "Red Team" blog....What's worse is it seems that have not posted to it since 2003!!!!! Gotta find a way to steal the name from them
FAKE RED TEAM BLOG
El Feo Kern: punishment
Q: what is the punishment for browsing
the web when you cant sleep?
A: Seeing Manson jerk off while catching a
not-so-quick feel of Skold's oh-so-not-female chest
i would say i closed the browser as soon as i realized what was going on,
but at that point the interweb demons had already won.
I lay down my arms - and submit.
TAKE ME DEATH! YOU CRUEL BASTARD!
*sigh*
this... this is my pain...
goodnight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
note: all i saw was blond hair and dark eye makeup... might not have been Tim Skold
where's Gerry? he'd know.
Q: what is the punishment for browsing
the web when you cant sleep?
A: Seeing Manson jerk off while catching a
not-so-quick feel of Skold's oh-so-not-female chest
i would say i closed the browser as soon as i realized what was going on,
but at that point the interweb demons had already won.
I lay down my arms - and submit.
TAKE ME DEATH! YOU CRUEL BASTARD!
*sigh*
this... this is my pain...
goodnight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
note: all i saw was blond hair and dark eye makeup... might not have been Tim Skold
where's Gerry? he'd know.
El Feo Kern: Loooook into my eeeeeyyyyeeee...
stare at the " + " in the middle of the picture and
the pink dots will *dramatic pause* disappear!
*begins to wave his hands in a very "mystical" motion*
*EDIT*
well shit... ALGX finally cut their servers (mostly).
please ignore above post
table3.com email accts are also probably in a state of "non-function" as well
stare at the " + " in the middle of the picture and
the pink dots will *dramatic pause* disappear!
*begins to wave his hands in a very "mystical" motion*
*EDIT*
well shit... ALGX finally cut their servers (mostly).
please ignore above post
table3.com email accts are also probably in a state of "non-function" as well
Zero: Shitty Luck
Suckage
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...let's pretend... happy end..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, wired and wide awake in the middle of the night
Suckage
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...let's pretend... happy end..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, wired and wide awake in the middle of the night
Zero: Anyone?
I don't know why, but I feel some hillarious caption should follow this picture.
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...there's really nothing left to say... so babble away... babble away..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in search of food
I don't know why, but I feel some hillarious caption should follow this picture.
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...there's really nothing left to say... so babble away... babble away..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in search of food
Zero: Re: WTF Gerry!!!!
A) School is not a bad excuse. It's a good reason.
B) This is what I came home to do.
Conclusion: Since I am in school and it is a "school holiday", I do have more than enough right to join you guys. Therefore, changing the dates of the trip would be ideal. :-)
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't blame me I'm not in control... don't blame me I just do what I'm told..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in the pipe five by five.
A) School is not a bad excuse. It's a good reason.
B) This is what I came home to do.
Conclusion: Since I am in school and it is a "school holiday", I do have more than enough right to join you guys. Therefore, changing the dates of the trip would be ideal. :-)
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't blame me I'm not in control... don't blame me I just do what I'm told..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, in the pipe five by five.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: WTF Gerry!!!!
Gerry,
I hate to point out the obvious...The excuse that you are in school is a really bad one to use considering that Spring Break was designed for students! You actually have more of a right to be participating in this more than most of us. This is your holiday away from school.
Wikipedia Definition of Spring Break:
Spring break or Reading Week is a week-long recess from studying in early spring at universities in the United States, Canada, Japan, Korea, China and other countries. It is traditionally a time when students travel to a tropical location and party hard for a week. Recently, many students have begun traveling to other countries, such as Mexico and Jamaica. There's sometimes unusual things going on: increased drinking and sexuality, or public nudity.
That means you Gerry!!!!
Bring Liz along it will be alot of fun....If the dates that I posted are not when your Spring Break is this can be changed.
Gerry,
I hate to point out the obvious...The excuse that you are in school is a really bad one to use considering that Spring Break was designed for students! You actually have more of a right to be participating in this more than most of us. This is your holiday away from school.
Wikipedia Definition of Spring Break:
Spring break or Reading Week is a week-long recess from studying in early spring at universities in the United States, Canada, Japan, Korea, China and other countries. It is traditionally a time when students travel to a tropical location and party hard for a week. Recently, many students have begun traveling to other countries, such as Mexico and Jamaica. There's sometimes unusual things going on: increased drinking and sexuality, or public nudity.
That means you Gerry!!!!
Bring Liz along it will be alot of fun....If the dates that I posted are not when your Spring Break is this can be changed.
Zero: RE: Vacation!!!
No can do. 'Got school now. Be sure to get me a few souvenirs though... and pics!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't blame me I'm not in control... don't blame me I just do what I'm told..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, soyuz nerushimi respublik svobodnyk....
No can do. 'Got school now. Be sure to get me a few souvenirs though... and pics!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't blame me I'm not in control... don't blame me I just do what I'm told..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction, soyuz nerushimi respublik svobodnyk....
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: SPRING BREAK 2006 03/04/06 - 03/12/06
It is that time again!!!!! Time to get a count on who is down for SPRING BREAK 2006!! We also need to figure out where we are going so we can book our rooms at a decent price. There are a few destinations on list this year. I personally am still un-decided. Destination 1. Cancun (Although this time at the RIU Cancun) Destination 2. Destin Florida Destination 3. Negril, Jamaica.............All who are down for going post within the next week if possible and your preferred destination!
[RT]NegativePwr
It is that time again!!!!! Time to get a count on who is down for SPRING BREAK 2006!! We also need to figure out where we are going so we can book our rooms at a decent price. There are a few destinations on list this year. I personally am still un-decided. Destination 1. Cancun (Although this time at the RIU Cancun) Destination 2. Destin Florida Destination 3. Negril, Jamaica.............All who are down for going post within the next week if possible and your preferred destination!
[RT]NegativePwr
Zero: THE Night....
Yeah, so these are a bit late... I understand. But good times should never be forgotten. So using the pictures Jason so graciously sent me (the ones I took when I jacked his camera that night and went camera whoring), I have reconstructed the events of that "infamous" night. Enjoy.
...and again props to Jason, for without his help this wouldn't have been possible.
Bob: Dude, I'm bored....
Zero: Yeah, me too... We should do something...
Zero: Hey wait a sec... I've got an idea....
Zero: Let's go to Sharkey's and rock this bitch!!!
K01e: Hell yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about right there!
K01e: OMfucking(G), this is the best night ever! Did you see that?!
Sometime after the opening shots... still sober...
Mom and me... One big happy family. :-D
'Don't remember this one... but a good pic nonetheless...
:wink: again...
Thank you! Fuck you all goodnight!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't you want some of this? don't you need some of this...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the Sharkey's tab breaker
Yeah, so these are a bit late... I understand. But good times should never be forgotten. So using the pictures Jason so graciously sent me (the ones I took when I jacked his camera that night and went camera whoring), I have reconstructed the events of that "infamous" night. Enjoy.
...and again props to Jason, for without his help this wouldn't have been possible.
Bob: Dude, I'm bored....
Zero: Yeah, me too... We should do something...
Zero: Hey wait a sec... I've got an idea....
Kern: Oh yeah? What's that? Better make it good...
Zero: Let's go to Sharkey's and rock this bitch!!!
K01e: Hell yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about right there!
K01e: OMfucking(G), this is the best night ever! Did you see that?!
Sometime after the opening shots... still sober...
Gettting worse....
Erin with the B-day girl... Karen?
Zero with the Sharkey's master of (karaoke) ceremonies...
Hitting the drunken downward spiral...
Mom and me... One big happy family. :-D
'Don't remember this one... but a good pic nonetheless...
'Don't remember this one either...
I think the eyes give it away for everyone...
Probably one of the nicest pictures of that night... :wink: :wink:
Thank you! Fuck you all goodnight!
Cлава к Oтечеству,
"...don't you want some of this? don't you need some of this...?"
[RTI] ZeroFunction, the Sharkey's tab breaker
