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Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Shhhhh......It's a SeCrEt.....
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Zero: Funny Stuff
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-1.html
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"Violets are blue and roses are red... Living like this We were already dead..."
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-1.html
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"Violets are blue and roses are red... Living like this We were already dead..."
El Feo Kern: for anyone that cares
ING just raised the APR for their Orange Savings accounts.
it's now at 2.35% ... which is pretty F'n awesome.
Wake up Neo...
Follow the Orange ball...
Knock knock
ING just raised the APR for their Orange Savings accounts.
it's now at 2.35% ... which is pretty F'n awesome.
Wake up Neo...
Follow the Orange ball...
Knock knock
El Feo Kern: BWAHAHAHA
"despite the girly long hair, Jesus ain't no pussy - and he'd want ammo specially and painstakingly designed to cause unparalleled damage to human flesh!"
thanks for the link Gerry - I needed that.
"despite the girly long hair, Jesus ain't no pussy - and he'd want ammo specially and painstakingly designed to cause unparalleled damage to human flesh!"
thanks for the link Gerry - I needed that.
Zero: Superior Stopping Power
The following article is a hilarious though suprisingly knowledgable tid-bit regarding the basic principles of hydro-static shock and how bullets kill people. This particular trove of wisdom showcases the infamous "Black Talon" (still available under the new name Ranger SXT, sans the cool black look).
That's right, the same bullets made famous by the media who loved to exaggerate how these "high-speed miniature buzzsaws" did anything from tear through body armor (ala cop killer) to blowing off whole limbs. While most of that stuff was all hype, (though surgeons were known to cut their gloves and fingers when pulling these lethal babies from bodies), the following article takes it a step further.
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/nrakids/ammo.html
The parent site below is also listed for those of you who crave more satiric knowledge of guns and firepower.
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/nrakids/index.html
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"One shot and the world gets smaller...Shoot, shoot, shoot, Motherfucker!"
The following article is a hilarious though suprisingly knowledgable tid-bit regarding the basic principles of hydro-static shock and how bullets kill people. This particular trove of wisdom showcases the infamous "Black Talon" (still available under the new name Ranger SXT, sans the cool black look).
That's right, the same bullets made famous by the media who loved to exaggerate how these "high-speed miniature buzzsaws" did anything from tear through body armor (ala cop killer) to blowing off whole limbs. While most of that stuff was all hype, (though surgeons were known to cut their gloves and fingers when pulling these lethal babies from bodies), the following article takes it a step further.
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/nrakids/ammo.html
The parent site below is also listed for those of you who crave more satiric knowledge of guns and firepower.
http://www.chickenhead.com/features/nrakids/index.html
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"One shot and the world gets smaller...Shoot, shoot, shoot, Motherfucker!"
Anonymous: Christmas
Lil Late but...
Merry Christmas
Hope everyone is doing well. I Miss you all, those who live local and those who dont.
♥,
Kender
Lil Late but...
Merry Christmas
Hope everyone is doing well. I Miss you all, those who live local and those who dont.
♥,
Kender
El Feo Kern: back at Al Asad
Instructions on how to experience Kern's day/night:
(you know you want to)
First - sit in one spot for 8-10 mind numbing hours!
Then, take the three parts listed below and mix them all together!!
COME ON!!! THIS WILL BE FUUUUN! ;)
1
uggggg... cough cough
tired, cold...
uggggg...
2
chopper flight...
chuck chuck chuck
shake shake shake shake
wiiiiiiiiiiiinddddd
very cold wiiiiiiiiiind (at high speed on exposed skin of course)
chuck chuck chuck chuck
shake shake shake shake
PITCH and roooooll PITCH and roooooll.
3
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land.
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land, HOME!
MIX AND MATCH ANYWAY YOU WANT TO!
THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN JOIN!!
heh, seriously i'm just happy I made it back in one piece
alright, i need sleep
Instructions on how to experience Kern's day/night:
(you know you want to)
First - sit in one spot for 8-10 mind numbing hours!
Then, take the three parts listed below and mix them all together!!
COME ON!!! THIS WILL BE FUUUUN! ;)
1
uggggg... cough cough
tired, cold...
uggggg...
2
chopper flight...
chuck chuck chuck
shake shake shake shake
wiiiiiiiiiiiinddddd
very cold wiiiiiiiiiind (at high speed on exposed skin of course)
chuck chuck chuck chuck
shake shake shake shake
PITCH and roooooll PITCH and roooooll.
3
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land.
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land - get out, refuel,
take off... land.
take off... land, HOME!
MIX AND MATCH ANYWAY YOU WANT TO!
THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN JOIN!!
heh, seriously i'm just happy I made it back in one piece
alright, i need sleep
Zero: Let's Rock!!! (part 3)
Ok, what we have here is a decent Aliens fanfilm. It's by no means perfect (the 3-D movement is a bit slugish and some dialogue parts are comparable to wet cardboard), but it's still an ok project IMO. The biggest problem I had with this flick is that the first 7 minutes are almost EXACTLY the same as the Aliens movie... dialogue, camerashots, everything!!! That's some major points against originality and creativity if you ask me. On the other hand -being that this is only part 1 of 3- there is a lot of potential to where this project can go. Even with its apparent faults, I think it's still a better movie than Fox's "AvP" *puke*(at least this one has Colonial Marines...) *wretch* *puke*. The overall cinematography is great (transitions, cuts, etc), music/sound fx are good, and the feeling of suspense is done wonderfully. But don't take my word for it. Check out the High-Rez Final Trailer. It's definitely is worth it!
Creepy smoky corridors, check.
Vague head cam feeds, check.
Oh-so-cool-dropship-fly-by, check.
http://www.planetavp.com/eliteforce/downloads.htm
(you may need a fileplanet id to view it; if you don't have one you can register for a free one... or just ask me or Adam for ours)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...She's been sleeping in my bed. Let's go out and shoot her dead. She's been dancing in my dress. Let's go out and make a mess..."
Ok, what we have here is a decent Aliens fanfilm. It's by no means perfect (the 3-D movement is a bit slugish and some dialogue parts are comparable to wet cardboard), but it's still an ok project IMO. The biggest problem I had with this flick is that the first 7 minutes are almost EXACTLY the same as the Aliens movie... dialogue, camerashots, everything!!! That's some major points against originality and creativity if you ask me. On the other hand -being that this is only part 1 of 3- there is a lot of potential to where this project can go. Even with its apparent faults, I think it's still a better movie than Fox's "AvP" *puke*
Creepy smoky corridors, check.
Vague head cam feeds, check.
Oh-so-cool-dropship-fly-by, check.
http://www.planetavp.com/eliteforce/downloads.htm
(you may need a fileplanet id to view it; if you don't have one you can register for a free one... or just ask me or Adam for ours)
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...She's been sleeping in my bed. Let's go out and shoot her dead. She's been dancing in my dress. Let's go out and make a mess..."
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: US Soilder Christmas Message
I know it is the day after Christmas however I found this poem today and thought I would share. I think it is a pretty good tribute.
'Twas the night before Christmas,
He lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney
With presents to give,
And to see just who
In this home did live.
I looked all about,
A strange sight I did see,
No tinsel, no presents,
Not even a tree.
No stocking by mantle,
Just boots filled with sand,
On the wall hung pictures
Of far distant lands.
With medals and badges,
Awards of all kinds,
A sober thought
Came through my mind.
For this house was different,
It was dark and dreary,
I found the home of a soldier,
Once I could see clearly.
The soldier lay sleeping,
Silent, alone,
Curled up on the floor
In this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle,
The room in such disorder,
Not how I pictured
A United States soldier.
Was this the hero
Of whom I'd just read?
Curled up on a poncho,
The floor for a bed?
I realized the families
That I saw this night,
Owed their lives to these soldiers
Who were willing to fight.
Soon round the world,
The children would play,
And grownups would celebrate
A bright Christmas day.
They all enjoyed freedom
Each month of the year,
Because of the soldiers,
Like the one lying here.
I couldn't help wonder
How many lay alone,
On a cold Christmas eve
In a land far from home.
The very thought
Brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees
And started to cry.
The soldier awakened
And I heard a rough voice,
"Santa don't cry,
This life is my choice;
I fight for freedom,
I don't ask for more,
My life is my god,
My country, my Corps."
The soldier rolled over
And drifted to sleep,
I couldn't control it,
I continued to weep.
I kept watch for hours,
So silent and still
And both we did shiver
From the cold night's chill.
I didn't want to leave
On that cold, dark, night,
This guardian of honor
So willing to fight.
Then the soldier rolled over,
With a voice soft and pure,
Whispered, "Carry on Santa,
It's Christmas Day, all is secure."
One look at my watch,
And I knew he was right.
"Merry Christmas my friend,
And to all a good night.“
I know it is the day after Christmas however I found this poem today and thought I would share. I think it is a pretty good tribute.
'Twas the night before Christmas,
He lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney
With presents to give,
And to see just who
In this home did live.
I looked all about,
A strange sight I did see,
No tinsel, no presents,
Not even a tree.
No stocking by mantle,
Just boots filled with sand,
On the wall hung pictures
Of far distant lands.
With medals and badges,
Awards of all kinds,
A sober thought
Came through my mind.
For this house was different,
It was dark and dreary,
I found the home of a soldier,
Once I could see clearly.
The soldier lay sleeping,
Silent, alone,
Curled up on the floor
In this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle,
The room in such disorder,
Not how I pictured
A United States soldier.
Was this the hero
Of whom I'd just read?
Curled up on a poncho,
The floor for a bed?
I realized the families
That I saw this night,
Owed their lives to these soldiers
Who were willing to fight.
Soon round the world,
The children would play,
And grownups would celebrate
A bright Christmas day.
They all enjoyed freedom
Each month of the year,
Because of the soldiers,
Like the one lying here.
I couldn't help wonder
How many lay alone,
On a cold Christmas eve
In a land far from home.
The very thought
Brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees
And started to cry.
The soldier awakened
And I heard a rough voice,
"Santa don't cry,
This life is my choice;
I fight for freedom,
I don't ask for more,
My life is my god,
My country, my Corps."
The soldier rolled over
And drifted to sleep,
I couldn't control it,
I continued to weep.
I kept watch for hours,
So silent and still
And both we did shiver
From the cold night's chill.
I didn't want to leave
On that cold, dark, night,
This guardian of honor
So willing to fight.
Then the soldier rolled over,
With a voice soft and pure,
Whispered, "Carry on Santa,
It's Christmas Day, all is secure."
One look at my watch,
And I knew he was right.
"Merry Christmas my friend,
And to all a good night.“
Zero: 'Can't Find That Perfect X-Mas Gift?
Then why not join the American Civilian Marksmanship Program and get an original and genuine U.S M-1 Garand from the U.S Armory?!!! Also, for a limited time only, genuine U.S Springfield M-1903 rifles are also available! Operators are standing by! Act now!!!
http://www.odcmp.com/Services/Rifles/m1garand.htm
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...one shot and the world gets smaller."
Then why not join the American Civilian Marksmanship Program and get an original and genuine U.S M-1 Garand from the U.S Armory?!!! Also, for a limited time only, genuine U.S Springfield M-1903 rifles are also available! Operators are standing by! Act now!!!
http://www.odcmp.com/Services/Rifles/m1garand.htm
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...one shot and the world gets smaller."
El Feo Kern: touching?... howa bout heavy petting...
I must say... that was a very touching mini-film.
but it seemed lacking to some degree, so in my search for "out-takes" and other little juicy tid-bits, I found out (through various sources on the net) that they had to shorten up their message at the end for air time reasons
the complete message at the end of the film was as follows:
"We at Ford wish everyone in the armed forces a safe return home.
For your service you have our Gratitude...
AND this shameless plug from a group of soulless leaches that know no moral bounds.
Consume, consume, consume you mindless wretch.
btw - if you dont buy a ford, you aint got a pair... loser!"
I must say... that was a very touching mini-film.
but it seemed lacking to some degree, so in my search for "out-takes" and other little juicy tid-bits, I found out (through various sources on the net) that they had to shorten up their message at the end for air time reasons
the complete message at the end of the film was as follows:
"We at Ford wish everyone in the armed forces a safe return home.
For your service you have our Gratitude...
AND this shameless plug from a group of soulless leaches that know no moral bounds.
Consume, consume, consume you mindless wretch.
btw - if you dont buy a ford, you aint got a pair... loser!"
Zero: Touching
Nice tribute to those coming home.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/American_Dreams/ford.shtml
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I wanna kill you. I wanna blow you away."
Nice tribute to those coming home.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/American_Dreams/ford.shtml
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...I wanna kill you. I wanna blow you away."
El Feo Kern: Kern to RedBase... come in RedBase... RedBase are you there?!...*crackle*SNAAAAKE!!!*crackle*
Sorry for the delay, I've been traveling a little as of late.
I got to my destination yesterday, but i've been super busy since i arrived and havent really had a chance to check the blog until this afternoon.
due to the current situation, I'm probably going to be stuck spending christmas... here.
Which isnt really a bad thing because this site is pretty cool.
It's just not mine... so i cant get comfortable.
That and I hate fuckin with another techs "flow"
hope everyone is doing well.
*Eddie* happy christmas! merry new year! */Eddie*
[place witty comment here]
[chuckle]
[repeat]
Sorry for the delay, I've been traveling a little as of late.
I got to my destination yesterday, but i've been super busy since i arrived and havent really had a chance to check the blog until this afternoon.
due to the current situation, I'm probably going to be stuck spending christmas... here.
Which isnt really a bad thing because this site is pretty cool.
It's just not mine... so i cant get comfortable.
That and I hate fuckin with another techs "flow"
hope everyone is doing well.
*Eddie* happy christmas! merry new year! */Eddie*
[place witty comment here]
[chuckle]
[repeat]
Zero: "Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now... We're fine, we're all fine.. here... now. Thank you... How are you?"
Yeah, I'm fine.
"...but I'm a non-combatant, sir."
"Ain't no such thing today, boy."
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...a world of Hate, just You and Me."
Yeah, I'm fine.
"...but I'm a non-combatant, sir."
"Ain't no such thing today, boy."
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...a world of Hate, just You and Me."
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: DOD Contractor: Jason Reporting In.
IT/Communications Specialist Jason, Reprting In As Ordered. All Appendeges and Digits Accounted For.
PS. That is really f***ed up about Kerns foot.
IT/Communications Specialist Jason, Reprting In As Ordered. All Appendeges and Digits Accounted For.
PS. That is really f***ed up about Kerns foot.
El Feo Kern: ::forced a few inches off his chair... cause of the poop::
holy shit...
I have finally found a new home page.
it has EVERYTHING
It's got the Hammer, Walken, Batman, Hitler, homer, Warf, a storm trooper!!!
It's even got "Rummy and the retards"
with backup vocalist "fagboy in flak vest,
flak vest, flak vest fagboy with a flak vest on"
the dream is real
::dies::
hey jason...
I'm thinking of sharkeys
can you tell me why?
holy shit...
I have finally found a new home page.
it has EVERYTHING
It's got the Hammer, Walken, Batman, Hitler, homer, Warf, a storm trooper!!!
It's even got "Rummy and the retards"
with backup vocalist "fagboy in flak vest,
flak vest, flak vest fagboy with a flak vest on"
the dream is real
::dies::
hey jason...
I'm thinking of sharkeys
can you tell me why?
Zero: BWaHaaaHaHAAaaa!!!!!!!!
My god that was so freakin' funny I pissed my pants.... and I don't even care! BwaaHAahaa!!
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...a world of Hate just You and Me."
My god that was so freakin' funny I pissed my pants.... and I don't even care! BwaaHAahaa!!
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
"...a world of Hate just You and Me."
El Feo Kern: my last post...
was a big fat lie.
i dont really wanna dance... *python* i want to sing */python*
last night i had the most intense dream
so real, so perfect... that when i woke up and was ripped form this joyous work of subconscious fiction and made the horrid realization that it was all just the workings of my gynormous retard brain making shit up while i slept, that i swear a tear found its way to my cheek.
of course i am slightly under the weather and i was pretty groggy when i got up, so it may not have happened, but i'm pretty sure it did.
regardless it's been messing with me all day.
it was a reeeeeeallly good dream
i felt it was odd enough to denote mentioning.
In other news:
IT'S FREAKIN COLD!
i thought this was supposed to be the desert!!
I want a refund...
was a big fat lie.
i dont really wanna dance... *python* i want to sing */python*
last night i had the most intense dream
so real, so perfect... that when i woke up and was ripped form this joyous work of subconscious fiction and made the horrid realization that it was all just the workings of my gynormous retard brain making shit up while i slept, that i swear a tear found its way to my cheek.
of course i am slightly under the weather and i was pretty groggy when i got up, so it may not have happened, but i'm pretty sure it did.
regardless it's been messing with me all day.
it was a reeeeeeallly good dream
i felt it was odd enough to denote mentioning.
In other news:
IT'S FREAKIN COLD!
i thought this was supposed to be the desert!!
I want a refund...
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: *claps* BRAVO */claps*
Bob,
Excellent job on the short story. BRAVO!!!!!
******Reviews******
Red Team Blog Calls *Urban Exploration*
"fan-f*cking-tastic!" and "An absolutely gripping and vivid story"
The Daily Dwarf News Says That *Urban Exploration*
"Is a credit to Dwarf courage and should be read by all"
Private Iraq Security Forces Say *Urban Exploration*
"Reminds of my days in Delta"
The Daily Iraqi News Calls *Urban Exploration*
"Bakalaka Dirka Dirka Mohamed !!!!JIHAD!!!! "
Bob,
Excellent job on the short story. BRAVO!!!!!
******Reviews******
Red Team Blog Calls *Urban Exploration*
"fan-f*cking-tastic!" and "An absolutely gripping and vivid story"
The Daily Dwarf News Says That *Urban Exploration*
"Is a credit to Dwarf courage and should be read by all"
Private Iraq Security Forces Say *Urban Exploration*
"Reminds of my days in Delta"
The Daily Iraqi News Calls *Urban Exploration*
"Bakalaka Dirka Dirka Mohamed !!!!JIHAD!!!! "
El Feo Kern: what have you done!?
Bob...
that was fan-f*cking-tastic!
never in my wildest dreams could i have ever imaged the phrase
"when i was at work I went down stairs to take dump"
could ever be twisted, stretched, and given such light to be an absolutely gripping and vivid story
bravo
you kinda lost me at the end though...
did you get laid by the cleaning lady(s)?
*Bauer* cause that would be AWESOME! */Bauer*
Bob...
that was fan-f*cking-tastic!
never in my wildest dreams could i have ever imaged the phrase
"when i was at work I went down stairs to take dump"
could ever be twisted, stretched, and given such light to be an absolutely gripping and vivid story
bravo
you kinda lost me at the end though...
did you get laid by the cleaning lady(s)?
*Bauer* cause that would be AWESOME! */Bauer*
me: New words for the Official english language
http://www.oed.com/help/updates/latest-additions.html
words included Under the definition of crack-crack whore and crack ho
also the lovely term Hairy eye ball
http://www.hairyeyeball.net/blog/archives/001068.html
Dear God this world is horrible.
http://www.oed.com/help/updates/latest-additions.html
words included Under the definition of crack-crack whore and crack ho
also the lovely term Hairy eye ball
http://www.hairyeyeball.net/blog/archives/001068.html
Dear God this world is horrible.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: CoMpLeTeLy RaNdOm!*%&*#(#)@_@$*%&#()@_@
I realized the other day that I never actually read the Declaration of Independence all the way through. I know it's random but thought I would share it on the blog.
___________________________________________________________
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:
Column 1 Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hal
George Walton
Column 2 North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton
Column 3 Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
Column 4 Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean
Column 5 New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark
Column 6 New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
[RT]NegativePwr
I realized the other day that I never actually read the Declaration of Independence all the way through. I know it's random but thought I would share it on the blog.
___________________________________________________________
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
The 56 signatures on the Declaration appear in the positions indicated:
Column 1 Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hal
George Walton
Column 2 North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton
Column 3 Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
Column 4 Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean
Column 5 New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark
Column 6 New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
[RT]NegativePwr
Zero: Algul Siento
I have not been to paradise
All is well...
Congrats, Ashley. Denton may suck, but if I had a fully paid scholarship there I'd go too (unless it were transferable to another university). ;-) Seriously though, we're all proud of you.
Jaz, I'm jealous. Send me pictures. Sorry about editing your post, but with anyone in the world being able to see this blog it's a lot safer to not post phone numbers. Email!!! :-)
BadCRC - Still in Iraq and fighting the good fight. 'Miss the vietnamese food though.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI]ZeroFunction
'...a world of Hate just You and Me.'
I have not been to paradise
All is well...
Congrats, Ashley. Denton may suck, but if I had a fully paid scholarship there I'd go too (unless it were transferable to another university). ;-) Seriously though, we're all proud of you.
Jaz, I'm jealous. Send me pictures. Sorry about editing your post, but with anyone in the world being able to see this blog it's a lot safer to not post phone numbers. Email!!! :-)
BadCRC - Still in Iraq and fighting the good fight. 'Miss the vietnamese food though.
Cлава к Oтечеству!!!
[RTI]ZeroFunction
'...a world of Hate just You and Me.'
El Feo Kern: a moment of reflection
btw,
Just wanted to thank everyone that took the time to hang out while i was on leave.
good times... maybe i'll be fortunate enough to have a "round two" with everyone come August.
btw,
Just wanted to thank everyone that took the time to hang out while i was on leave.
good times... maybe i'll be fortunate enough to have a "round two" with everyone come August.
El Feo Kern: back in Baghdad
what the crap?! Baghdad!!!
wtf am i doing here?!?
*sigh*
*whispers to the woman next to him*
Mortars Tickle
*/whisper*
what the crap?! Baghdad!!!
wtf am i doing here?!?
*sigh*
*whispers to the woman next to him*
Mortars Tickle
*/whisper*
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: New People
To all new people,
Welcome to our little corner of web. Currently I have been harassing Gerry at his camp. Weather report has been cold, cloudy and random rain. Recently I have been entertaining the idea of Afghanistan after this year is up. It seems there will be another CEA project starting up there and I am thinking that I will jump on the wagon heading that way once they are ready to start things up. Kinda strange but things have seemed to go by pretty fast this last year. I have been I Iraq now for 9 months now. Only 3 more to go and I will have completed my first tour. Anyway I hope all is well and I have heard that Kern has arrived in Kuwait and is heading back into the ZONE!!!!!! Let's all give Kern a big welcome back to the hell hole home we call Iraq. Anyway it seems that I will have a chance to see and work with Kern when I get done harassing Gerry and I look forward to it.
To all new people,
Welcome to our little corner of web. Currently I have been harassing Gerry at his camp. Weather report has been cold, cloudy and random rain. Recently I have been entertaining the idea of Afghanistan after this year is up. It seems there will be another CEA project starting up there and I am thinking that I will jump on the wagon heading that way once they are ready to start things up. Kinda strange but things have seemed to go by pretty fast this last year. I have been I Iraq now for 9 months now. Only 3 more to go and I will have completed my first tour. Anyway I hope all is well and I have heard that Kern has arrived in Kuwait and is heading back into the ZONE!!!!!! Let's all give Kern a big welcome back to the hell hole home we call Iraq. Anyway it seems that I will have a chance to see and work with Kern when I get done harassing Gerry and I look forward to it.
me: Canadians grew Balls
http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_14050.shtml
And Google's response http://www.smh.com.au/news/Breaking/Google-News-gets-its-sights-crossed/2004/12/03/1101923308996.html
http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_14050.shtml
And Google's response http://www.smh.com.au/news/Breaking/Google-News-gets-its-sights-crossed/2004/12/03/1101923308996.html
Anonymous: WOW!
This is something i didnt expect to see this early in my life time.-+= Could AIDS Cured?=+-
This is something i didnt expect to see this early in my life time.-+= Could AIDS Cured?=+-
there is a link beween the -+==+- above. Click for the news article.
me: Yes
Congress Approves Of $250 BillionWASHINGTON, DC—In a near-unanimous vote Monday, 434 members of the House and all 100 senators voiced their approval of $250 billion. "My fellow members of Congress, $250 billion is an incredibly vast sum of money," U.S. Rep. Dennis Rehberg (R-MT) said. "That much money is totally awesome." House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), the lone dissenter, disagreed with Rehberg's assessment, saying that, unless the money was stacked on a table in one-dollar bills, it was "pretty cool," but not "awesome."
Congress Approves Of $250 BillionWASHINGTON, DC—In a near-unanimous vote Monday, 434 members of the House and all 100 senators voiced their approval of $250 billion. "My fellow members of Congress, $250 billion is an incredibly vast sum of money," U.S. Rep. Dennis Rehberg (R-MT) said. "That much money is totally awesome." House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), the lone dissenter, disagreed with Rehberg's assessment, saying that, unless the money was stacked on a table in one-dollar bills, it was "pretty cool," but not "awesome."
