El Feo Kern: ATTENTION ALL DECKS!!! DEPLOY THE TIN FOIL HATS!!!
where did you find that Gerry?
I am the first one to jump on a "Big brother did it" bandwagon ... but damn.
wait... wait one goddamned minute.
the guy that wrote this ... his name is "Tom Beno"
do you know what this means?!?
Beno...
Be-no...
BEAN-O!
you know, that anti-fart pill!!!
OMFG! The makers of "BEAN-O" are lobbyists for the Bush Party.
This is a ploy BY the bush administration to smear "false" and "insane" rumors and allegations (that are actually true) about their party and the "alleged" involvement with 9/11 on the internet to discredit potential discreditors... IT'S EVIL GENIUS!
ya know... get a jump on the game... like what they did to people that claimed they were abducted by aliens... the government planted cloned "bubbas" to go to media outlets and babble like retards about their "abduction" so that all the real people out there that HAD been abducted were associated with the Bubba-clones and naturally discredited.
Its all so clear
where's my gun!!!
... heh
eh, interesting read, but to many holes (imo).
where did you find that Gerry?
I am the first one to jump on a "Big brother did it" bandwagon ... but damn.
wait... wait one goddamned minute.
the guy that wrote this ... his name is "Tom Beno"
do you know what this means?!?
Beno...
Be-no...
BEAN-O!
you know, that anti-fart pill!!!
OMFG! The makers of "BEAN-O" are lobbyists for the Bush Party.
This is a ploy BY the bush administration to smear "false" and "insane" rumors and allegations (that are actually true) about their party and the "alleged" involvement with 9/11 on the internet to discredit potential discreditors... IT'S EVIL GENIUS!
ya know... get a jump on the game... like what they did to people that claimed they were abducted by aliens... the government planted cloned "bubbas" to go to media outlets and babble like retards about their "abduction" so that all the real people out there that HAD been abducted were associated with the Bubba-clones and naturally discredited.
Its all so clear
where's my gun!!!
... heh
eh, interesting read, but to many holes (imo).
Zero: Something Interesting...
Ok, before I get to it, let me just explain: I'm one of those people who is sick to fucking death of constantly hearing about "9/11". It happened three years ago and the media always constantly tries to make us think it happened yesterday. I dunno, maybe 'cause they haven't been able to top the ratings that day. It took three freaking years for the senate to start and conclude their panel investigation and give their formal findings. Maybe it's because it's the basis of the entire Bush administration and what's going on here in Iraq... Or maybe it's because it's one of the central issues of the upcoming election. Or maybe... wait a sec... Crap!! Am I getting political all of a sudden?!! This isn't another big opinionated schpiel again is it?!! Well, then I apologize (seriously).
Any-who, my point is that if I have to keep hearing about "9/11", it might as well be something I haven't yet heard with a little bit of interest. And so, if you happen to be bored or just want to give yourself something to think about then by all means click here: http://www.angelfire.com/md2/BrokenArrow/thebiggesthoaxinhistory.html
Now, I don't know how much of this is or isn't true. This guy could just be plain nuts. I'm sometimes too lazy to look into things, but it is interesting. Especially regarding the less heard about events regarding September 11, 2001.
UPDATE: Wow, I got some feedback via email regarding the article in this post. Apparently it's not just the guy that wrote the article above that's screaming "conspiracy". Well, here's another (link courtesy of Josh) to supplement the above link: http://www.policestate21.com/
Ok, before I get to it, let me just explain: I'm one of those people who is sick to fucking death of constantly hearing about "9/11". It happened three years ago and the media always constantly tries to make us think it happened yesterday. I dunno, maybe 'cause they haven't been able to top the ratings that day. It took three freaking years for the senate to start and conclude their panel investigation and give their formal findings. Maybe it's because it's the basis of the entire Bush administration and what's going on here in Iraq... Or maybe it's because it's one of the central issues of the upcoming election. Or maybe... wait a sec... Crap!! Am I getting political all of a sudden?!! This isn't another big opinionated schpiel again is it?!! Well, then I apologize (seriously).
Any-who, my point is that if I have to keep hearing about "9/11", it might as well be something I haven't yet heard with a little bit of interest. And so, if you happen to be bored or just want to give yourself something to think about then by all means click here: http://www.angelfire.com/md2/BrokenArrow/thebiggesthoaxinhistory.html
Now, I don't know how much of this is or isn't true. This guy could just be plain nuts. I'm sometimes too lazy to look into things, but it is interesting. Especially regarding the less heard about events regarding September 11, 2001.
UPDATE: Wow, I got some feedback via email regarding the article in this post. Apparently it's not just the guy that wrote the article above that's screaming "conspiracy". Well, here's another (link courtesy of Josh) to supplement the above link: http://www.policestate21.com/
El Feo Kern: ilovebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I was in complete jaw-dropping awe...
until i read this
" Melissa, a.k.a. "The Operator,"
used to run communications on
a ship. The ship's purpose: to spy
on an enemy known as "the Covenant." "
"an enemy known as "the Covenant." "... wow... super lame.
I dunno,... maybe im making to much out of nothing...
I think the problem was that i had reached a point critical interest and then BAM! ...
A wall of unoriginality that slapped me in the face like freshly goosed nun.
maybe that was their intent... but i'm to tired to care.
*twitch* i will attempt a re-digest of that site in the morning.
I was in complete jaw-dropping awe...
until i read this
" Melissa, a.k.a. "The Operator,"
used to run communications on
a ship. The ship's purpose: to spy
on an enemy known as "the Covenant." "
"an enemy known as "the Covenant." "... wow... super lame.
I dunno,... maybe im making to much out of nothing...
I think the problem was that i had reached a point critical interest and then BAM! ...
A wall of unoriginality that slapped me in the face like freshly goosed nun.
maybe that was their intent... but i'm to tired to care.
*twitch* i will attempt a re-digest of that site in the morning.
me: No Prob.
$400K hem nothing i got that much in my boxers. No need to ask why but it does involve a monkey, rubber chicken, golf culb, shotgun and a 55 gal. drum of k-y. Any who I dont think it would be the best decission at the moment. But thanks for the tip.
$400K hem nothing i got that much in my boxers. No need to ask why but it does involve a monkey, rubber chicken, golf culb, shotgun and a 55 gal. drum of k-y. Any who I dont think it would be the best decission at the moment. But thanks for the tip.
Zero: Re: sinners
Kevin, interesting post. I can't believe it got past me. I don't think they've updated that website for some time. They're all but dead now. However, if you have $400K and would like to buy one hell of a "fixer-upper" (cheesy pun intended), then by all means click here: "The Black House"
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Kevin, interesting post. I can't believe it got past me. I don't think they've updated that website for some time. They're all but dead now. However, if you have $400K and would like to buy one hell of a "fixer-upper" (cheesy pun intended), then by all means click here: "The Black House"
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: I am still kickin
Well,
Sorry for any concern to my family. I have been in Kuwait working this last week and I have been pretty busy. I am now back in Baghdad. My throat is feeling alot better now. The antibiotics the doc gave me worked like a charm and I still have my tonsils. Not sure how long I will be in Baghdad but I will try and be better about posting. On another note.....Me and Gerry's flight info for going home has been finalized. We will be leaving Kuwait for Dallas on Oct.22nd and we should be home until Nov. 8th and cannot wait.
Amy,
Sorry for the concern I hope Joe's wedding was good and I wish I could have been there for it. I will try and call you when I get a chance.
Kender,
Nice to see you posting again....
Kern,
.................................................................. I am sorry about your mouse. I know he meant alot to you. Hope to see you soon.
Gerry,
Now as for this Mustang.....we wouldn't be thinking about making any on the spot purchases when you get home.....Because that would be a damn shame to buy a new car like that and not be able to drive it for a year.
Chase,
Good to see you on the blog....Welcome to our little piece of home.
Ashley,
Hope school is going well. The party starts when I get home......
Well,
Sorry for any concern to my family. I have been in Kuwait working this last week and I have been pretty busy. I am now back in Baghdad. My throat is feeling alot better now. The antibiotics the doc gave me worked like a charm and I still have my tonsils. Not sure how long I will be in Baghdad but I will try and be better about posting. On another note.....Me and Gerry's flight info for going home has been finalized. We will be leaving Kuwait for Dallas on Oct.22nd and we should be home until Nov. 8th and cannot wait.
Amy,
Sorry for the concern I hope Joe's wedding was good and I wish I could have been there for it. I will try and call you when I get a chance.
Kender,
Nice to see you posting again....
Kern,
Gerry,
Now as for this Mustang.....we wouldn't be thinking about making any on the spot purchases when you get home.....Because that would be a damn shame to buy a new car like that and not be able to drive it for a year.
Chase,
Good to see you on the blog....Welcome to our little piece of home.
Ashley,
Hope school is going well. The party starts when I get home......
El Feo Kern: How's the mouse?
*strongbad*
OH NO! THEY GOT EM!
TOOK HIM WITH A BOOT THROUGH THE HEART.
poor Ivan... I pine for you
Let us take a moment to remember so of our favorite Ivan memories...
oh, that was a good one.
Ivan... I'm gonna miss ya bro.
*/strongbad*
oddly enough it was the medic (of all people) that stomped him.
it's ok though - I choked that bastard with his own feces while he slept.
HA! just kidding... MY feces choked him... his feces was just part of the surprise attack. woo - Ninja, Ninja rap!
*strongbad*
OH NO! THEY GOT EM!
TOOK HIM WITH A BOOT THROUGH THE HEART.
poor Ivan... I pine for you
Let us take a moment to remember so of our favorite Ivan memories...
oh, that was a good one.
Ivan... I'm gonna miss ya bro.
*/strongbad*
oddly enough it was the medic (of all people) that stomped him.
it's ok though - I choked that bastard with his own feces while he slept.
HA! just kidding... MY feces choked him... his feces was just part of the surprise attack. woo - Ninja, Ninja rap!
Anonymous: I Am ALIVE...
...in so many ways.
Well I have been hard at work for the last few weeks, bouncing between ol'Subway and Spirit. In the process of all of this I some how managed to have a bday and meet a real cool chick. Thats my past week-ish in a nutshell. So here we go.
Jason- You feeling better? I know that sux. Did the tonsils get taken from you? Remember that Pizzaria that I was telling you about? ya... they shut down :( I was looking forward to taking you there too. ehh.. im sure there are other places just as cool
Jason's Fam- I am glad to see that you have survived yet another hurricane. Congrats on the wedding!
Bob- That actually sounds like it would taste good
Adam- Just like talking in a club ;-p
Gerry- Im not sure if your equation works too well for everything. I have a good example but it is very obscene
Chase- Good to see you on the blog bro. We need to get together and stomp some ppl in AA sometime. I havent been playing too much lately and need some practice, im sure.
Kern- Hows your mouse?
...in so many ways.
Well I have been hard at work for the last few weeks, bouncing between ol'Subway and Spirit. In the process of all of this I some how managed to have a bday and meet a real cool chick. Thats my past week-ish in a nutshell. So here we go.
Jason- You feeling better? I know that sux. Did the tonsils get taken from you? Remember that Pizzaria that I was telling you about? ya... they shut down :( I was looking forward to taking you there too. ehh.. im sure there are other places just as cool
Jason's Fam- I am glad to see that you have survived yet another hurricane. Congrats on the wedding!
Bob- That actually sounds like it would taste good
Adam- Just like talking in a club ;-p
Gerry- Im not sure if your equation works too well for everything. I have a good example but it is very obscene
Chase- Good to see you on the blog bro. We need to get together and stomp some ppl in AA sometime. I havent been playing too much lately and need some practice, im sure.
Kern- Hows your mouse?
Zero: "...For The Revolution!!!"
Kern: I find your arguement interesting. However, I am a "culinary revolutionary" and do not care about the 'physical state' of fried chicken or any other food! Fried chicken, chicken broth, fudgesicles or ice cream soup, it's all good! If Lea and Perrins made popsicles I'd eat them! Umm... uhhh... yeah! Viva la Revolution!! Umm... Yeah!!!
Everyone Else (not in Iraq): Does anyone know the release date for the '05 Mustang GT? Or rather, when they'll be available in Dallas or Plano? I heard that they'd hit the lots Sept 28 but I can't verify that. An inquring-lonely-obsessed-daydreaming-enthusiast-in-Iraq-who-may-be-visiting-home-soon is dying to know...
Bal'shoye spaseeba,
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Kern: I find your arguement interesting. However, I am a "culinary revolutionary" and do not care about the 'physical state' of fried chicken or any other food! Fried chicken, chicken broth, fudgesicles or ice cream soup, it's all good! If Lea and Perrins made popsicles I'd eat them! Umm... uhhh... yeah! Viva la Revolution!! Umm... Yeah!!!
Everyone Else (not in Iraq): Does anyone know the release date for the '05 Mustang GT? Or rather, when they'll be available in Dallas or Plano? I heard that they'd hit the lots Sept 28 but I can't verify that. An inquring-lonely-obsessed-daydreaming-enthusiast-in-Iraq-who-may-be-visiting-home-soon is dying to know...
Bal'shoye spaseeba,
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: hmm...
Gerry - you present a good case.
I am also rather interested in that unholy goo's taste.
BUT you should never have to question the Physical state of fried chicken.
just as a general culinary rule (which I have included below).
Culinary Rules
Section 76:
#187,229 -
Fried chicken, which is being prepared for human consumption, should never reach a physical state of matter other than 'Solid'. If said chicken can be 'poured' then the person responsible for such an atrocity should be beaten to death with the instrument from whence the pourable chicken came. Once that has been done then the area surrounding the site of the abomination must be cleansed with fire (upto, but not limited to: One square mile). This is the only proper method for such a monsterous act to be atoned
It's in there... i promise.
Gerry - you present a good case.
I am also rather interested in that unholy goo's taste.
BUT you should never have to question the Physical state of fried chicken.
just as a general culinary rule (which I have included below).
Culinary Rules
Section 76:
#187,229 -
Fried chicken, which is being prepared for human consumption, should never reach a physical state of matter other than 'Solid'. If said chicken can be 'poured' then the person responsible for such an atrocity should be beaten to death with the instrument from whence the pourable chicken came. Once that has been done then the area surrounding the site of the abomination must be cleansed with fire (upto, but not limited to: One square mile). This is the only proper method for such a monsterous act to be atoned
It's in there... i promise.
Zero: Actually...
...I'm very curious how that would taste. To help solve this, I will apply a personal method devised many a moon ago by yours truly. The method goes something like this:
1.) Do I like banannas?
- Yes
2.) Do I like Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce?
- *YES* (my god it's only the greatest condiment ever made!! Wheee!!!)
Conclusion: It'S gOoD!
And now we will apply the same method to Bob's interesting creation.
1.) Do I like popcorn chicken?
- Yes
2.) Do I like mashed potatos?
- Yes
3.) Do I like gravy?
- Yes
Conclusion: Pass the Lea and Perrins and it's all good.
Fleeting thought: Hmmm... where can I find more Case B MREs....
...I'm very curious how that would taste. To help solve this, I will apply a personal method devised many a moon ago by yours truly. The method goes something like this:
1.) Do I like banannas?
- Yes
2.) Do I like Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce?
- *YES* (my god it's only the greatest condiment ever made!! Wheee!!!)
Conclusion: It'S gOoD!
And now we will apply the same method to Bob's interesting creation.
1.) Do I like popcorn chicken?
- Yes
2.) Do I like mashed potatos?
- Yes
3.) Do I like gravy?
- Yes
Conclusion: Pass the Lea and Perrins and it's all good.
Fleeting thought: Hmmm... where can I find more Case B MREs....
El Feo Kern: I now know why...
I woke up about 30min ago for some unknown reason.
I had the sense something was wrong...
horribly, unmistakably wrong...
I now know why.
Bob's small intestine probably just got a taste of that blended terror and the scream that resulted in such an unholy offering caused a disturbance that ripped throught the plain of unconsciousness!!!
or it could just be that I drank WAY to much water before going to sleep and my bladder was the size of Delaware... one of the two
I woke up about 30min ago for some unknown reason.
I had the sense something was wrong...
horribly, unmistakably wrong...
I now know why.
Bob's small intestine probably just got a taste of that blended terror and the scream that resulted in such an unholy offering caused a disturbance that ripped throught the plain of unconsciousness!!!
or it could just be that I drank WAY to much water before going to sleep and my bladder was the size of Delaware... one of the two
El Feo Kern: yo... dont hate
Chase:
so I assume you didnt care for the "ramblings of a madman" invite?
bah!
dont be gay sparky, dont be gay!
what? Drama at Denny's?
you lie, YOU LIE!
Chase:
so I assume you didnt care for the "ramblings of a madman" invite?
bah!
dont be gay sparky, dont be gay!
what? Drama at Denny's?
you lie, YOU LIE!
Zero: Achtung! A Note About the Food
Ok, I see my post about the local food has gotten quite a response. Well, like I said, I am quite an adventurous eater. "Icky" looking foods don't really bother me if it tastes good. As for Jason's post; that is a good point. Luckily for us, CEA people ate from one platter and the locals ate from the other. However, there's always a danger when it comes to anything... If you've eaten Dennys food you know what I mean (Yes Ashley, that includes Whataburger).
Off the topic of food, I was able to get the upcoming Rammstein album (thanx Josh, you rock!). It's supposed to hit Europe Sept 27, but I can't find the American release date. It's pretty damn cool. The title album song Reise Reise is awesome and the song Amerika makes me laugh... I wonder if Germans really see us like that? I can't say I blame them. Any-who, the files are fairly big (one song has a 713kbs bitrate), anyone have a gmail account?
NOTE: If you get a chance, check out their videos Mein Teil and Amerika on launch.com. They're both pretty cool. How can you beat playing a Les Paul on the moon and in zero-G??? Also check out Marilyn Manson's new cover of Personal Jesus. I always thought that song needed harder guitars.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Ok, I see my post about the local food has gotten quite a response. Well, like I said, I am quite an adventurous eater. "Icky" looking foods don't really bother me if it tastes good. As for Jason's post; that is a good point. Luckily for us, CEA people ate from one platter and the locals ate from the other. However, there's always a danger when it comes to anything... If you've eaten Dennys food you know what I mean (Yes Ashley, that includes Whataburger).
Off the topic of food, I was able to get the upcoming Rammstein album (thanx Josh, you rock!). It's supposed to hit Europe Sept 27, but I can't find the American release date. It's pretty damn cool. The title album song Reise Reise is awesome and the song Amerika makes me laugh... I wonder if Germans really see us like that? I can't say I blame them. Any-who, the files are fairly big (one song has a 713kbs bitrate), anyone have a gmail account?
NOTE: If you get a chance, check out their videos Mein Teil and Amerika on launch.com. They're both pretty cool. How can you beat playing a Les Paul on the moon and in zero-G??? Also check out Marilyn Manson's new cover of Personal Jesus. I always thought that song needed harder guitars.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Sick Sick Man
Gerry,
Cool pics except the one with the food. Just remember one thing about local Iraqis....Especially camp workers and local farmers. The wipe their ass with their bare left hand and ten wash it off with water. These people are not sanitary by any means and that is why Hep B is such a big problem.....I have had the oppurtunity to eat with the locals a couple of times but after learning that little tid bit I have opted to pass on the food.
Mom,
All is well. I am back in Kuwait right now making a fast recovery. Extra precautions have been taken in Iraq concering our saftey and there is no need to worry about me. I hope you enjoy Joe's wedding I wish I was there. Me and Gerry are planning our home leave right now and buying our plane tickets. I should be home on the 22nd of Oct. I will be in UT from Nov 2nd through the 4th. Let me know how much Jake's plane ticket is going to be so we can get that part taken care of.
Kern,
Just a note....headin your way soon look for me on the tarmac.
All,
Good to see everyone is still postin. got a note from Matt letting me know that his ship has finished their operations over seas and is heading home. I am hoping that he may be able to come out for a couple of days on me and Gerry's home leave. Keep on posting I see the blog has been getting quite a bit of activity lately and that is AWESOME!!!!!!!
BTW: WTF happened to Kender? He stopped posting.....someone may have to go over to his house and crack the blogger whip.....LOL
Gerry,
Cool pics except the one with the food. Just remember one thing about local Iraqis....Especially camp workers and local farmers. The wipe their ass with their bare left hand and ten wash it off with water. These people are not sanitary by any means and that is why Hep B is such a big problem.....I have had the oppurtunity to eat with the locals a couple of times but after learning that little tid bit I have opted to pass on the food.
Mom,
All is well. I am back in Kuwait right now making a fast recovery. Extra precautions have been taken in Iraq concering our saftey and there is no need to worry about me. I hope you enjoy Joe's wedding I wish I was there. Me and Gerry are planning our home leave right now and buying our plane tickets. I should be home on the 22nd of Oct. I will be in UT from Nov 2nd through the 4th. Let me know how much Jake's plane ticket is going to be so we can get that part taken care of.
Kern,
Just a note....headin your way soon look for me on the tarmac.
All,
Good to see everyone is still postin. got a note from Matt letting me know that his ship has finished their operations over seas and is heading home. I am hoping that he may be able to come out for a couple of days on me and Gerry's home leave. Keep on posting I see the blog has been getting quite a bit of activity lately and that is AWESOME!!!!!!!
BTW: WTF happened to Kender? He stopped posting.....someone may have to go over to his house and crack the blogger whip.....LOL
me: Run for your lives
Run for your lives the evil ones have come
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/09/17/environment.mexico.reut/index.html
Run for your lives the evil ones have come
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/09/17/environment.mexico.reut/index.html
Zero: Checking Out the Competition
7.62mmx54R Dragunov SVD. The legendary rival of the US Army M-24 and the Marine M-40 sniper rifles. You could say that firing it was almost a religious experience for me. Breathe in, out, relax, aim, sight and shoot... A shot later the tack (the freakin' tack!!) holding the unfolded inside of a Marlboro flip-top cover (we call them 't-shirts') is gone... from 30 meters.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
7.62mmx54R Dragunov SVD. The legendary rival of the US Army M-24 and the Marine M-40 sniper rifles. You could say that firing it was almost a religious experience for me. Breathe in, out, relax, aim, sight and shoot... A shot later the tack (the freakin' tack!!) holding the unfolded inside of a Marlboro flip-top cover (we call them 't-shirts') is gone... from 30 meters.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: Enough!!!
Well, I think that's enough of the happy cultural stuff. This one I had to post. Here's another bout with the Belgian 5.56mm FN Minimi (aka M-249 SAW). Did I mention it's a heavy f*cker fully loaded? Well, here I am rocking out on full auto (with Collide's cover of White Rabbit stuck in my head). Accurate and deadly. Did anything downrange survive?
"Go ask Alice..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Well, I think that's enough of the happy cultural stuff. This one I had to post. Here's another bout with the Belgian 5.56mm FN Minimi (aka M-249 SAW). Did I mention it's a heavy f*cker fully loaded? Well, here I am rocking out on full auto (with Collide's cover of White Rabbit stuck in my head). Accurate and deadly. Did anything downrange survive?
"Go ask Alice..."
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Another pic. This is me with a group of local workers. I help supervise and work with them quite often. Everywhere I go the locals seem to like me and are often "intrigued" by my appearance. Maybe it's the long hair and black clothes... who knows? Although I did think it was funny when one of the kids (not shown) asked me if I was a "kung fu fighter". (Stereotypes... 'Ya gotta love to hate 'em.)
"Heh heh... no," I said.
"I prefer pistols and assault rifles... they kill much better." I thought that would get him to stop staring at me.
"Yes, I like them better too." he said.
Wow, now I was the one surprised. This kid can't be older than 13! Oh well. He's still pretty cool. Him and his friends give me free cigarettes all the time.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Another pic. This is me with a group of local workers. I help supervise and work with them quite often. Everywhere I go the locals seem to like me and are often "intrigued" by my appearance. Maybe it's the long hair and black clothes... who knows? Although I did think it was funny when one of the kids (not shown) asked me if I was a "kung fu fighter". (Stereotypes... 'Ya gotta love to hate 'em.)
"Heh heh... no," I said.
"I prefer pistols and assault rifles... they kill much better." I thought that would get him to stop staring at me.
"Yes, I like them better too." he said.
Wow, now I was the one surprised. This kid can't be older than 13! Oh well. He's still pretty cool. Him and his friends give me free cigarettes all the time.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: Iraqi Fine Dining
Well, this one is an old one, but I thought maybe I should put more pics up of my adventures in Iraq that don't deal with guns and firepower. In this particular pic, the locals decided to cook for us. Being a big lover of exotic foods, I was thrilled. Above are whole lambs roasted so tender the meat can be pulled off the bones with ease, rice, raisins, dates, bread, and other vegetables... Oh, and Pepsi. I can honestly tell you that if you can get over the fact that everyone eats from the same tray with their hands (as pictured), it's REALLY good food and a great culinary experience.
As for Jason's mom and everyone back home, we all are safe and vigilant in our different parts of Iraq. I really can't say much else... but I do feel much more safe here compared to walking around through Deep Ellum after Midnight.
Club 'Jag' all the way, baby. Whoo-sahh!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Well, this one is an old one, but I thought maybe I should put more pics up of my adventures in Iraq that don't deal with guns and firepower. In this particular pic, the locals decided to cook for us. Being a big lover of exotic foods, I was thrilled. Above are whole lambs roasted so tender the meat can be pulled off the bones with ease, rice, raisins, dates, bread, and other vegetables... Oh, and Pepsi. I can honestly tell you that if you can get over the fact that everyone eats from the same tray with their hands (as pictured), it's REALLY good food and a great culinary experience.
As for Jason's mom and everyone back home, we all are safe and vigilant in our different parts of Iraq. I really can't say much else... but I do feel much more safe here compared to walking around through Deep Ellum after Midnight.
Club 'Jag' all the way, baby. Whoo-sahh!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Sick in Germany
Well,
My little vacation/training is coming to an end and not on a very good note I might add. Dubai was great...The Codan training went real well and I learned alot...However I seem to have come down with tonsilites (not sure on the spelling). I had to go to a local clinic here and I got a perscription for it. They told me I should not fly for 5-7 days but I am still getting on my flight back to Kuwait tonight. When I try and talk it sounds more like a hacking bubbly noise coming out of my mouth. The Doctor told me that I had to see another doctor after 7 day to see if I need to get my tonsils removed....lots of fun....anyway Just thought I would throw a post out and let everyone know whats up.....
Well,
My little vacation/training is coming to an end and not on a very good note I might add. Dubai was great...The Codan training went real well and I learned alot...However I seem to have come down with tonsilites (not sure on the spelling). I had to go to a local clinic here and I got a perscription for it. They told me I should not fly for 5-7 days but I am still getting on my flight back to Kuwait tonight. When I try and talk it sounds more like a hacking bubbly noise coming out of my mouth. The Doctor told me that I had to see another doctor after 7 day to see if I need to get my tonsils removed....lots of fun....anyway Just thought I would throw a post out and let everyone know whats up.....
me: sinners
sinners sinners sinners your all sinners and your all going to die!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha
sorry got bored and no one is posting its like a twilight episode.
oh well on to another 10 hour day at Satan Inc.
and for you dark people
http://www.churchofsatan.com/
sinners sinners sinners your all sinners and your all going to die!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha
sorry got bored and no one is posting its like a twilight episode.
oh well on to another 10 hour day at Satan Inc.
and for you dark people
http://www.churchofsatan.com/
me: Beeftator
I dont if it has raped anyone but I did make sweet love to this wonderful thing. Then some kids ate it.
I dont if it has raped anyone but I did make sweet love to this wonderful thing. Then some kids ate it.
El Feo Kern: oh ... my ... god ...
Bob... I have never been more home sick than when i saw that picture...
so tell me - did it break in and rape anyone?
original pic:
"Reach out and touch someone with your steel penis"
Penny-Arcade.com
Bob... I have never been more home sick than when i saw that picture...
so tell me - did it break in and rape anyone?
original pic:
"Reach out and touch someone with your steel penis"
Penny-Arcade.com
Zero: Bwah-Ha-Ha!!!
Cutie-ala-exorcist! I won't deny that she can be a little devil-bitch sometimes... Hmm... She needs some horns though... Maybe even a pointy tail.
Cutie-ala-exorcist! I won't deny that she can be a little devil-bitch sometimes... Hmm... She needs some horns though... Maybe even a pointy tail.
Zero: "Do it for the puppies..."
A slow blog is an unhappy blog, huh? Well, yeah, I guess that's true... Nothing new here worth posting though... Well... umm... hmm... so... I guess I'll just post another picture of Cutie! 'Haven't done that in awhile. Heh, heh... and there's more where that came from.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
A slow blog is an unhappy blog, huh? Well, yeah, I guess that's true... Nothing new here worth posting though... Well... umm... hmm... so... I guess I'll just post another picture of Cutie! 'Haven't done that in awhile. Heh, heh... and there's more where that came from.
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: a slow blog is an unhappy blog... do it for the puppies
anyway - in my search for business related stuff on the internet ... i came across the "Alienware skin"
holy shi'ite, it is the coolest
check it :
get with the clicky clicky for a large view
damn im a dork.
anyway - in my search for business related stuff on the internet ... i came across the "Alienware skin"
holy shi'ite, it is the coolest
check it :
get with the clicky clicky for a large view
damn im a dork.
El Feo Kern: insane in the membrane!!!
Kevin: w00t my brother!
There's no earthly way of know-ing, which direction we are go-ing
Is it raining, is it snowing.... are the fires of Hell a blowing
EEE-YES! THE PORNO MUST BE FLOWING. CAUSE THE... oop
sorry, good luck with the broadband thing Kevin... *twitch*
Bob:
*Radiskull* bring on the paaaaiin */Radiskull*
seriously though - I hope you're one of the lucky few that doesnt have an issue with their wisdom teeth.
Adam:
ok the first one was creepy
the second was stupid
the third almost knocked me out my chair i was laughing so hard.
(which wasnt good cause it's a little past 4am here and my boss sleeps next to the computer room)
and no, im not normally awake at this hour... the sat went down around 1am and guess who gets to fix it >)
Kevin: w00t my brother!
There's no earthly way of know-ing, which direction we are go-ing
Is it raining, is it snowing.... are the fires of Hell a blowing
EEE-YES! THE PORNO MUST BE FLOWING. CAUSE THE... oop
sorry, good luck with the broadband thing Kevin... *twitch*
Bob:
*Radiskull* bring on the paaaaiin */Radiskull*
seriously though - I hope you're one of the lucky few that doesnt have an issue with their wisdom teeth.
Adam:
ok the first one was creepy
the second was stupid
the third almost knocked me out my chair i was laughing so hard.
(which wasnt good cause it's a little past 4am here and my boss sleeps next to the computer room)
and no, im not normally awake at this hour... the sat went down around 1am and guess who gets to fix it >)
me: At Last
It has finaly arived high speed internet (Children play, Trumpets sound, The Devils Minions Sing) truely wonderful.
It has finaly arived high speed internet (Children play, Trumpets sound, The Devils Minions Sing) truely wonderful.
Anonymous: Want a job with google?
This may be the best hiring scheme i have seen to date to weed out those who are incapable.
Check it out
This may be the best hiring scheme i have seen to date to weed out those who are incapable.
Check it out
me: teef
Bob the wisdom teeth removal is really not all that bad the worst thing for me was they gave me far to much drug for the surgery and i was sick all night after that not so bad couldn't eat as much beef as i would have liked but the hydrocodone made up for this but there wasn't much pain after the first night except when i tried to eat saltwater taffy a bad disition that haunts me to this day
Bob the wisdom teeth removal is really not all that bad the worst thing for me was they gave me far to much drug for the surgery and i was sick all night after that not so bad couldn't eat as much beef as i would have liked but the hydrocodone made up for this but there wasn't much pain after the first night except when i tried to eat saltwater taffy a bad disition that haunts me to this day
El Feo Kern: BEHOLD!!! ... i got nothin
Ashley - I salute you! (seriously, i do ... i'd be a teacher, but i dont have the huevos for a job like that)
Bob - good luck with the teeth today bro...
try to sleep the first two days... or do what i did... hang over the edge of the tub and just let the spit/blood flow (sorry you had to be there for that Kaci)
Ashley - I salute you! (seriously, i do ... i'd be a teacher, but i dont have the huevos for a job like that)
Bob - good luck with the teeth today bro...
try to sleep the first two days... or do what i did... hang over the edge of the tub and just let the spit/blood flow (sorry you had to be there for that Kaci)
Anonymous: got w00t?
Ok so I think I have this whole balancing work and play thing finally under control. If I wear my self out working 12 hour days I have no choice but to sleep save one day when I work less than 10 hours leaving roughly 2 hours of drinking before Im going to want to go to bed anyway. And thats the update on my life. Now I have two days off in a row (first time in like um... well.. a while) and I have no clue what to do with myself. This has been my first real chance to sit down and read the blog in a week or so. glad so see all is well or near well.
Ashley- Wow! I wish you luck on your direction. I know you will succeed, or die trying.
Adam- I think my assignment schedual is pretty full... BUT thanks for the offer.
Bob- Hows the teeth. Any funny tastes in your mouth? was the dentist smiling when you came too
Jason- email me back damn you!!!
Kerns mexican doppelganger - nice to see that you are getting along with the local wild life.
Gerry- you going to come back to a D&B head Brother. LOL! Thanks for the literature I am now a more informed citizen thanks to you.
To everyone - I kinda miss seeing all your familiar faces. Hope everyone is doing well. Keep posting
Ok so I think I have this whole balancing work and play thing finally under control. If I wear my self out working 12 hour days I have no choice but to sleep save one day when I work less than 10 hours leaving roughly 2 hours of drinking before Im going to want to go to bed anyway. And thats the update on my life. Now I have two days off in a row (first time in like um... well.. a while) and I have no clue what to do with myself. This has been my first real chance to sit down and read the blog in a week or so. glad so see all is well or near well.
Ashley- Wow! I wish you luck on your direction. I know you will succeed, or die trying.
Adam- I think my assignment schedual is pretty full... BUT thanks for the offer.
Bob- Hows the teeth. Any funny tastes in your mouth? was the dentist smiling when you came too
Jason- email me back damn you!!!
Kerns mexican doppelganger - nice to see that you are getting along with the local wild life.
Gerry- you going to come back to a D&B head Brother. LOL! Thanks for the literature I am now a more informed citizen thanks to you.
To everyone - I kinda miss seeing all your familiar faces. Hope everyone is doing well. Keep posting
El Feo Kern: <- needs Prozac
Jason:
glad to hear you had a good time in Dubia!
and that you got really pissed... w3rd
Gerry:
B+ ... a few to many run-on's
needs work on grammer
see me after class
just kidding. awesome post man - good info
Ashley:
Email was checked - already replied... *Ebonics* check YOUR mail ... Biotch! OH DANG! OH DANG! I got gold teef and i cannot lie! */Ebonics*
Bob:
The Big Black Bomb is an issue...
I turn it to the man Jason. any input?
Ivan:
STOP EATING MY CHEESE! YOU CANT HAVE MY DAMN CHEESE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
click click *!BANG!* click click click...
Jason:
glad to hear you had a good time in Dubia!
and that you got really pissed... w3rd
Gerry:
B+ ... a few to many run-on's
needs work on grammer
see me after class
just kidding. awesome post man - good info
Ashley:
Email was checked - already replied... *Ebonics* check YOUR mail ... Biotch! OH DANG! OH DANG! I got gold teef and i cannot lie! */Ebonics*
Bob:
The Big Black Bomb is an issue...
I turn it to the man Jason. any input?
Ivan:
STOP EATING MY CHEESE! YOU CANT HAVE MY DAMN CHEESE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
click click *!BANG!* click click click...
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: The B-Day Bash in Dubai!!!
All,
Good to hear from everyone, looks like the blog is picking up some steam.
B-Day Status Report: The B-Day was good. I spent the first couple of hours by my self sitting in a club they have here at the hotel. Pretty fun place. After a few drinks I started talking to this couple from South Africa. They were already pretty "Pissed". They call it pissed we call it plastered, Drunk....I thought they were mad for the first few times they said it until I realized they meant that they were drunk. Anyway it was good times I met alot of their friends and they bought me drinks for the rest of the night. I barely made it back to my room and then proceeded to be sick for awhile then passed out on the bed. All the makings of a good B-Day in Duabi.
Kevin, Kern, Bob - I will have to work on that Pie thing. I am sure they have some somewhere.
Ashley - I got the $5 joke and enjoy the hat....LOL
Julie - I cannot wait to see Jake. I look forward to him coming to Texas to see me when Mom comes.
Mom- I hoipe the hurricane has not done too much damage. I hope everything is ok. Be careful..
Gerry - Looks like you have been busy lately. I talked with Spencer when I was in Kuwait and we are a GO for our home leave in Oct. We will work out the details when I get back.
Dad- Thanks for the B-Day email. I look forward to seeing you when I get home. I am looking at flying to UT between Nov 2nd and Nov4th.
Well gotta run. Thanks again everyone for the B-Day notes. Please tell Tim I am really proud about the drinking thing and good luck at the job. BTW: Kern....Did you give Tim that Hard Rock Cafe mug from Iraq?
All,
Good to hear from everyone, looks like the blog is picking up some steam.
B-Day Status Report: The B-Day was good. I spent the first couple of hours by my self sitting in a club they have here at the hotel. Pretty fun place. After a few drinks I started talking to this couple from South Africa. They were already pretty "Pissed". They call it pissed we call it plastered, Drunk....I thought they were mad for the first few times they said it until I realized they meant that they were drunk. Anyway it was good times I met alot of their friends and they bought me drinks for the rest of the night. I barely made it back to my room and then proceeded to be sick for awhile then passed out on the bed. All the makings of a good B-Day in Duabi.
Kevin, Kern, Bob - I will have to work on that Pie thing. I am sure they have some somewhere.
Ashley - I got the $5 joke and enjoy the hat....LOL
Julie - I cannot wait to see Jake. I look forward to him coming to Texas to see me when Mom comes.
Mom- I hoipe the hurricane has not done too much damage. I hope everything is ok. Be careful..
Gerry - Looks like you have been busy lately. I talked with Spencer when I was in Kuwait and we are a GO for our home leave in Oct. We will work out the details when I get back.
Dad- Thanks for the B-Day email. I look forward to seeing you when I get home. I am looking at flying to UT between Nov 2nd and Nov4th.
Well gotta run. Thanks again everyone for the B-Day notes. Please tell Tim I am really proud about the drinking thing and good luck at the job. BTW: Kern....Did you give Tim that Hard Rock Cafe mug from Iraq?
Zero: ...
Ok, I've been gone for awhile. As you can tell from above, I've been pretty damn busy. But I'm still here, still alive, and... umm... busy. We've got a lot of cool shit going on. Sometimes I really wish I could elaborate on that... but oh well. Oh and just a suggestion, comments do help. *hint, hint*
Any-who, I'd like to take the time while I have this minute to rant/inform everyone about what the expiration of the "Assault Weapons" Ban REALLY means. First of all, hey, I'm glad the thing expired. Why? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID, USELESS, AND INEFFECTIVE PIECE OF CRAP LEGISLATURE!!!
Ok, so now you guys know my point on this matter... But let me explain. There is a difference between REAL military assault weapons AND the "assault weapons" as they are defined in the 1994 ban under the Clinton administration. Listen up now, 'cause not many people (sadly) know this.
When you ask someone what the expiration of the "Assault Weapons" Ban means, they'll more than likely tell you, "It means that people can now go out and buy machine guns, fully automatic weapons, grenade launchers, etc...". This is a sad and uninformed response that many people believe and that others *cough* John Kerry *cough*, want you to believe.
First of all, "machine guns, fully automatic weapons, grenade launchers, etc..." have nothing to do with the "Assault Weapons" Ban of '94. These types of weapons are military assault weapons that have ALWAYS been banned since the 1930s. Even before the so-called '94 "Assault Weapons" Ban, they were illegal to posess or even use.
So what exactly was the "Assault Weapons" Ban talking about when it refers to "assault weapons"? Listen/read very closely.... The term "assault weapons" in the '94 Ban is defined as any firearm that cosmetically or ergonomically resembles a military weapon. To help clarify this, the following is an excerpt borrowed from www.awbansunset.com:
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Ok, I've been gone for awhile. As you can tell from above, I've been pretty damn busy. But I'm still here, still alive, and... umm... busy. We've got a lot of cool shit going on. Sometimes I really wish I could elaborate on that... but oh well. Oh and just a suggestion, comments do help. *hint, hint*
Any-who, I'd like to take the time while I have this minute to rant/inform everyone about what the expiration of the "Assault Weapons" Ban REALLY means. First of all, hey, I'm glad the thing expired. Why? BECAUSE IT WAS A STUPID, USELESS, AND INEFFECTIVE PIECE OF CRAP LEGISLATURE!!!
Ok, so now you guys know my point on this matter... But let me explain. There is a difference between REAL military assault weapons AND the "assault weapons" as they are defined in the 1994 ban under the Clinton administration. Listen up now, 'cause not many people (sadly) know this.
When you ask someone what the expiration of the "Assault Weapons" Ban means, they'll more than likely tell you, "It means that people can now go out and buy machine guns, fully automatic weapons, grenade launchers, etc...". This is a sad and uninformed response that many people believe and that others *cough* John Kerry *cough*, want you to believe.
First of all, "machine guns, fully automatic weapons, grenade launchers, etc..." have nothing to do with the "Assault Weapons" Ban of '94. These types of weapons are military assault weapons that have ALWAYS been banned since the 1930s. Even before the so-called '94 "Assault Weapons" Ban, they were illegal to posess or even use.
So what exactly was the "Assault Weapons" Ban talking about when it refers to "assault weapons"? Listen/read very closely.... The term "assault weapons" in the '94 Ban is defined as any firearm that cosmetically or ergonomically resembles a military weapon. To help clarify this, the following is an excerpt borrowed from www.awbansunset.com:
"Most of us that have reasonable knowledge and experience with firearms recognized from the start that the AWB definitions were primarily about the cosmetic features of the weapons and not their actual functionality or lethality.This fact is supported by a quick comparison of a rifle that was banned (Colt AR-15) and one that was not. (Ruger Mini-14) Both of these weapons fire the same exact cartridge and bullet, the .223 Remington. Both are semi-automatic. Both can accept detachable magazines. Functionally, these are very similar weapons. So what is the main difference? The AR-15 has a black synthetic stock and looks like a military weapon. The Ruger Mini-14 has a wooden stock, and looks more “conventional.” "
Wow, two weapons that share the same lethality and capabilty of mass carnage and violence... But just 'cause one looks more "evil" or "militaristic" than the other, it gets banned. Hmmm.... 'kinda makes you question the legitimacy of the law, huh? Did it [the '94 Ban] stop Columbine? Did it stop Jonesboro? Or did it even stop the D.C sniper shootings? Hell no. The only thing this law accomplished was to frustrate and complicate the lives of legal gun owners (whether you agree/like them or not). So yeah, I'm glad this thing is over and done with.
Sorry to rant like this, this is already a waaayyy too long post. But I thought it was necessary to help clarify this and help stop the popular disinformed concept from spreading.... That and I haven't posted in a month so I figure I'd catch up.
*braces for the public backlash and imminent flaming*
[RTI] ZeroFunction
Zero: 'Batman' Infiltrates Buckingham Palace...
http://cnn.com.tr/2004/WORLD/europe/09/13/britain.palace/
This guy F*ing rocks!!! Yeah!!! Go 'Batman', Whoo!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
http://cnn.com.tr/2004/WORLD/europe/09/13/britain.palace/
This guy F*ing rocks!!! Yeah!!! Go 'Batman', Whoo!!!
[RTI] ZeroFunction
El Feo Kern: Mein Hut den es drei Ecken
Ok - a little clearification on the hat thing... Ashley, that hat was from Jason.
I got you some crumpled up paper, but i guess bob stole that for himself.
it was nice paper too
that is all - carry on.
Ok - a little clearification on the hat thing... Ashley, that hat was from Jason.
I got you some crumpled up paper, but i guess bob stole that for himself.
it was nice paper too
that is all - carry on.
El Feo Kern: recent attack in Baghdad
this in a clip from a FoxNews article about the attack
"Angry crowds near the site of the blast denounced U.S. forces and interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi's government for failing to protect police recruiting centers.
"I blame Ayad Allawi's government for what happened because they did not take the necessary security measures," said Ali Abul-Amir, who was among those trying to join the force but had gone around the corner to buy a drink when the explosion went off."
Ali Abul-Amir - I bet this worthless fuck was the guy that pressed the button.
I try to keep an open mind here, but it takes all of my being not to completely loath this country and all contained within... glass parking lot, all i gotta say.
/rant
this in a clip from a FoxNews article about the attack
"Angry crowds near the site of the blast denounced U.S. forces and interim Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi's government for failing to protect police recruiting centers.
"I blame Ayad Allawi's government for what happened because they did not take the necessary security measures," said Ali Abul-Amir, who was among those trying to join the force but had gone around the corner to buy a drink when the explosion went off."
Ali Abul-Amir - I bet this worthless fuck was the guy that pressed the button.
I try to keep an open mind here, but it takes all of my being not to completely loath this country and all contained within... glass parking lot, all i gotta say.
/rant
El Feo Kern: im not late... if i lived in CA
Jason:
Happy B-day Jason!
I figured you had already started your trip since i havent been able to get ahold of you the past couple of days.
Ashley:
Tim got a job? where at? i wish he would actually use the blog ... *sigh*
anyone heard anything outa Bill?
Michelle:
woohooooooo assault weapons - gonna go shoppin when i get home.
Kevin:
Ditto on your ideas for Jason
Jasons Mom:
good luck and keep you head down... in a closet... with lotsa people and animals...
ya know Iraq doesnt have hurricanes, heh *sigh* ... I'd still rather be in florida.
Jason:
Happy B-day Jason!
I figured you had already started your trip since i havent been able to get ahold of you the past couple of days.
Ashley:
Tim got a job? where at? i wish he would actually use the blog ... *sigh*
anyone heard anything outa Bill?
Michelle:
woohooooooo assault weapons - gonna go shoppin when i get home.
Kevin:
Ditto on your ideas for Jason
Jasons Mom:
good luck and keep you head down... in a closet... with lotsa people and animals...
ya know Iraq doesnt have hurricanes, heh *sigh* ... I'd still rather be in florida.
me: happy birthday
happy birthday man. maybe they will let you shoot a camel spider with a 50 cal. or a morter. have fun and eat some pie.
happy birthday man. maybe they will let you shoot a camel spider with a 50 cal. or a morter. have fun and eat some pie.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Happy B-Day to Me!!!!
Hello All,
Well mom it sounds like you have quite the storm coming your way. Please be careful and make sure that you take every precautio....However I would think that taking a small vacation to anywhere outside the path of this hurricane would be cheaper than a Gas generator overnighted from Texas but ohhh well. I really do wish that you Julie Jake and Emma would take off for a few days.
As for blogger boredom sorry for not posting here lately. I am currently in Dubai celebratin my B-Day. The guy that was gonna come with me had to go to southern Iraq at the last minute so he is not here and I am by my self. But this is ok because Dubai is a really cool place with lots to do. I went shopping today for some new B-Day threads and I am going oput tonight to dinner and apretty cool club. I am staying in the Crown Plaza in downtown not a bad price and really nice. Anyway I am off for the night. Talk to ya later........
Hello All,
Well mom it sounds like you have quite the storm coming your way. Please be careful and make sure that you take every precautio....However I would think that taking a small vacation to anywhere outside the path of this hurricane would be cheaper than a Gas generator overnighted from Texas but ohhh well. I really do wish that you Julie Jake and Emma would take off for a few days.
As for blogger boredom sorry for not posting here lately. I am currently in Dubai celebratin my B-Day. The guy that was gonna come with me had to go to southern Iraq at the last minute so he is not here and I am by my self. But this is ok because Dubai is a really cool place with lots to do. I went shopping today for some new B-Day threads and I am going oput tonight to dinner and apretty cool club. I am staying in the Crown Plaza in downtown not a bad price and really nice. Anyway I am off for the night. Talk to ya later........
El Feo Kern: News flash from the front lines
I'm not sure if this is safe to post here, but it had to be shared.
This is some real bleeding edge news from out here in the Feild
I'm not sure if this is safe to post here, but it had to be shared.
This is some real bleeding edge news from out here in the Feild
El Feo Kern: Porn Spam Wisdom
Subject:
Never stand between a dog and a tree
body:
To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live without being born. (A.P. Gouthey)
good... but it still didnt get me to click the prono link
HEY! whats up with this blogger drought... get with the clicky clicky and post people!
Subject:
Never stand between a dog and a tree
body:
To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live without being born. (A.P. Gouthey)
good... but it still didnt get me to click the prono link
HEY! whats up with this blogger drought... get with the clicky clicky and post people!
El Feo Kern: Proof!!!
BEHOLD - IVAN THE MOUSE!!!
*holds himself rocking* imnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnotcrazy */rocking*
BEHOLD - IVAN THE MOUSE!!!
*holds himself rocking* imnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnotcrazy */rocking*
El Feo Kern: Planetside? *twitch*
Urges?!
*twitch twitch*
NO MR. NOOBHAMMER, THAT'S MY POOP HOLE
*twitch*
Kill your friends... GOOD IDEA!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
over.
Urges?!
*twitch twitch*
NO MR. NOOBHAMMER, THAT'S MY POOP HOLE
*twitch*
Kill your friends... GOOD IDEA!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
over.
El Feo Kern: Stangers in the night
This was my response to someone asking about the type of "wildlife" out here - other than iraqis.
Enjoy.
"so far the only wild life i've seen (aside from birds and bugs) is a mouse that visits me from time to time to eat snickers bars while i sleep... i dont know where he's gettin em from , but he loooooves to eat them in my room.
that was really odd the first time it happened. I woke up wondering if i got a roommate sometime in the night because i could SWEAR that sound of someone eating a candy bar was coming from somewhere in the room... at 3am... I finally got up to investigate and BAM, there he was lookin up at me (I'm not ceratin, but fiarly sure, i heard him scream through the peanut,chocolate,carmel mush that was in his mouth) and he obviously was in a sharing mood because he left the rest for me... in a hurry.
almost every day there is a new piece of trash on my floor... the cool thing is that whenever there is a new one - an old one is gone. kinda weird, but cool
i havent found any droppings so at least my room isnt the bathroom as well.
If i get the chance i will have to toss him out, but im in no hurry to evict him."
This was my response to someone asking about the type of "wildlife" out here - other than iraqis.
Enjoy.
"so far the only wild life i've seen (aside from birds and bugs) is a mouse that visits me from time to time to eat snickers bars while i sleep... i dont know where he's gettin em from , but he loooooves to eat them in my room.
that was really odd the first time it happened. I woke up wondering if i got a roommate sometime in the night because i could SWEAR that sound of someone eating a candy bar was coming from somewhere in the room... at 3am... I finally got up to investigate and BAM, there he was lookin up at me (I'm not ceratin, but fiarly sure, i heard him scream through the peanut,chocolate,carmel mush that was in his mouth) and he obviously was in a sharing mood because he left the rest for me... in a hurry.
almost every day there is a new piece of trash on my floor... the cool thing is that whenever there is a new one - an old one is gone. kinda weird, but cool
i havent found any droppings so at least my room isnt the bathroom as well.
If i get the chance i will have to toss him out, but im in no hurry to evict him."
Anonymous: Kern?!?!?
is that you holding that gun? damn you tan like a mexican!!!
Not to sound gay er nothing.. but you look good with a tan.
is that you holding that gun? damn you tan like a mexican!!!
Not to sound gay er nothing.. but you look good with a tan.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Checkin out the Toys!!
Sorry it took me so long to get this up. This is me and Kern checking out one of our security guys new attachment to his rifle. A complete new upper reciever with scop and suppressor. Just in case he feels the need to reach out and touch someone. Anyway Back to work.
[RT]NegativePwr
Sorry it took me so long to get this up. This is me and Kern checking out one of our security guys new attachment to his rifle. A complete new upper reciever with scop and suppressor. Just in case he feels the need to reach out and touch someone. Anyway Back to work.
[RT]NegativePwr
El Feo Kern: pssst... yo bob
Original Artwork by : "Big Black Bob" ::queue attack::
Mods (scaling, redesign, witty dialog) by: Kern
heh - I needed to take a break for 15 min and this is what came of it...
aight - back to work.
Original Artwork by : "Big Black Bob" ::queue attack::
Mods (scaling, redesign, witty dialog) by: Kern
heh - I needed to take a break for 15 min and this is what came of it...
aight - back to work.
El Feo Kern: PSA
To anyone that is or will be vacationing in Iraq any time soon ,
beware of the fake camel
they look real, but they are not
Jason can attest
To anyone that is or will be vacationing in Iraq any time soon ,
beware of the fake camel
they look real, but they are not
Jason can attest
El Feo Kern: commies
damn that infomart security
they shouldn't call it "security", they should call it like it is...
Infomart Home for the Decrepit and Mentally Insane... The IHDMI (id-me)
thats what im gonna call them from now on.
oh yeah - i feel better now.
damn that infomart security
they shouldn't call it "security", they should call it like it is...
Infomart Home for the Decrepit and Mentally Insane... The IHDMI (id-me)
thats what im gonna call them from now on.
oh yeah - i feel better now.
Anonymous: w()()t!!
Wow Kern!!! Pretty Cool Stuff. Have you seen anything else on this occurance??
Well I have been with out internet for the last couple days. Apparently our provider detected a virus on kaci's computer and disconnected us. Eitherway its back now.
BoB- LOL @ your post. How long did that take?
Sounds like everyone had great Trips. Cant wait to see pix when they are posted
anyway... GTG... Been busy working 2 jobs.... I have my Seasonal job at Spirit. boy these 15 hour days, no sitting are a pain in the butt.
Everyone Take Care,
:)
Wow Kern!!! Pretty Cool Stuff. Have you seen anything else on this occurance??
Well I have been with out internet for the last couple days. Apparently our provider detected a virus on kaci's computer and disconnected us. Eitherway its back now.
BoB- LOL @ your post. How long did that take?
Sounds like everyone had great Trips. Cant wait to see pix when they are posted
anyway... GTG... Been busy working 2 jobs.... I have my Seasonal job at Spirit. boy these 15 hour days, no sitting are a pain in the butt.
Everyone Take Care,
:)
El Feo Kern: holds his breath
THEYYYYYY'RE HEEEEEEEEERE
well... i hope so anyway
Thats just what this stupid rock needs
hope they're hostile, heh (I'm almost serious about that)
but IF they are out there... and they're NOT hostile... maybe they can help us get Mother Nature to leave florida the F alone for a few days.
I mean REALLY... 3 in a month... thats messed up.
good luck to all the peeps out there in Florida (Jason's fam anyway) - please keep us as up to date as possible with the status out there.
THEYYYYYY'RE HEEEEEEEEERE
well... i hope so anyway
Thats just what this stupid rock needs
hope they're hostile, heh (I'm almost serious about that)
but IF they are out there... and they're NOT hostile... maybe they can help us get Mother Nature to leave florida the F alone for a few days.
I mean REALLY... 3 in a month... thats messed up.
good luck to all the peeps out there in Florida (Jason's fam anyway) - please keep us as up to date as possible with the status out there.
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: RE: WELCOME BACK
Michelle,
Welcome back from your trip. It sounds like you had a pretty good time. Just an FYI me and Kern did not find an internet cafe' in Berlin we had a high speed connection in our hotel in the Hotel Inter continental. Berlin was pretty cool and we saw a lot of the sites but I think on our trip London was the best for me at least. You are going to have to let me and Gerry know what Russia is like as both me and him want to go and check it out. Anyway post some pics of your trip so we can check it out. I will be going back to Germany here pretty soon for a training class in Frankfurt and I can't wait to get out for a few days. Well talk to ya later.....
Michelle,
Welcome back from your trip. It sounds like you had a pretty good time. Just an FYI me and Kern did not find an internet cafe' in Berlin we had a high speed connection in our hotel in the Hotel Inter continental. Berlin was pretty cool and we saw a lot of the sites but I think on our trip London was the best for me at least. You are going to have to let me and Gerry know what Russia is like as both me and him want to go and check it out. Anyway post some pics of your trip so we can check it out. I will be going back to Germany here pretty soon for a training class in Frankfurt and I can't wait to get out for a few days. Well talk to ya later.....
Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: Not Feeling to Great
Well I am now in our camp near Fallujah. I know what you guys are thinking and it is really not that bad here. The camp is really nice and so are the people. Unfortunately I think I caught a bug of some kind while flying down here because I feel like crap. Hopefully it will clear rather soon as I have my 2 day vacation for my B-Day to Dubai coming up plus I also just got confirmation on my Codan training class (for those who do notknow what codan is. It is a a long range HF radio system). Since I am the "Parsons" radio person out here I get to go to the training with our consultant Tony. The training is going to be held in lovely Frankfurt, Germany. It was going to be in Dubai as well but they changed it at the last second. So now the plan is I go on my 2 day vacation to Dubai and then directly after I jump on a plane to Frankfurt for the 5 day training course. I am really looking forward to it.
Bob, Yes there will be some gaming involved but very limited. I am not sure what Gerry's plans are for his R&R. I do notknow if he is going to the Phillipines or back to Dallas. Anyway I am sure he will let you know what's up.
Ok enough for now......pics are on the way soon but not today because Kern stole my camera cable. LOl.... Later
Well I am now in our camp near Fallujah. I know what you guys are thinking and it is really not that bad here. The camp is really nice and so are the people. Unfortunately I think I caught a bug of some kind while flying down here because I feel like crap. Hopefully it will clear rather soon as I have my 2 day vacation for my B-Day to Dubai coming up plus I also just got confirmation on my Codan training class (for those who do notknow what codan is. It is a a long range HF radio system). Since I am the "Parsons" radio person out here I get to go to the training with our consultant Tony. The training is going to be held in lovely Frankfurt, Germany. It was going to be in Dubai as well but they changed it at the last second. So now the plan is I go on my 2 day vacation to Dubai and then directly after I jump on a plane to Frankfurt for the 5 day training course. I am really looking forward to it.
Bob, Yes there will be some gaming involved but very limited. I am not sure what Gerry's plans are for his R&R. I do notknow if he is going to the Phillipines or back to Dallas. Anyway I am sure he will let you know what's up.
Ok enough for now......pics are on the way soon but not today because Kern stole my camera cable. LOl.... Later
