Jason AKA: [RT] NegativePwr: One thing to mark off the list of life
I will keep this short and to the point.
In the famous words of GWB: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I will keep this short and to the point.
In the famous words of GWB: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Zero: But Sir, think of the bowling game!
Hitler Calls Bob an Idiot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIu1wzkDrGg
Hitler Calls Bob an Idiot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIu1wzkDrGg
me: New security measures must be put in place
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_the_u_s_moat
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_the_u_s_moat
me: Tacos and Lonelyness are a bad combination
that being said http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/it_wuz_always_bout_tha
long read but well worth it as if anyone still reads this thing, everyone moving on to bigger and better things fuckin little ikmens.
that being said http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/it_wuz_always_bout_tha
long read but well worth it as if anyone still reads this thing, everyone moving on to bigger and better things fuckin little ikmens.
Shell: nice
Was driving back up to get my car from Sharky's this
morning. There were two plano pd cars out front and caution tape accross the front of Sharky's -- looks like someone had a little too much to drink last night.
Was driving back up to get my car from Sharky's thismorning. There were two plano pd cars out front and caution tape accross the front of Sharky's -- looks like someone had a little too much to drink last night.
me: More advice
If you see a sign that says DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE do not touch. You can go ahead and asume that there not fuckin around and not touch it.
If you see a sign that says DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE do not touch. You can go ahead and asume that there not fuckin around and not touch it.
me: Good Advice
If someone asks. Wheres the beef? it is apparently in aproperiate to point to your pants and say i got some beef for you right here where you want me to stick it. So avoid the odd stares and angry boyfriends and dont be like me.
If someone asks. Wheres the beef? it is apparently in aproperiate to point to your pants and say i got some beef for you right here where you want me to stick it. So avoid the odd stares and angry boyfriends and dont be like me.
Shell: this is great
I coworker of mine found this on one of the forums he visits I enjoyed it so I thought I'd share:
Quote: I'm on lunch right now, but I just got my ass chewed on for a good hour and a half. Someone took a joke too literally. I was being a smartass, and I had an anal retentive LT looking over my shoulder as I did some pretty average maintenance on a helicopter. When he kept questioning me, as to what was going on, I told him(to quote the skippy list)that the flux capacitor was emitting a loud whine when it was engaged, and needed to be replaced immediately. I thought he was playing along, and got the joke, he asked: "What does that mean?" I said that "it can't get the full 1.21 Jigawatts it needs to engage at 88 miles per hour, at least it's 88 miles per hour on a car, I don't know what speed it is on this aircraft."
I then told him that it usually takes a while to get that part from Doc Brown. He then left and went on his way. About 45 minutes later I got called into the office to be torn a new asshole. Apparently he was going around trying to find a way to expedite a new flux capacitor to us, and...not fucking joking, asking for the contact info for Dr. Brown.
I am going to keep a copy of the counseling statement I get for this.
I coworker of mine found this on one of the forums he visits I enjoyed it so I thought I'd share:
Quote: I'm on lunch right now, but I just got my ass chewed on for a good hour and a half. Someone took a joke too literally. I was being a smartass, and I had an anal retentive LT looking over my shoulder as I did some pretty average maintenance on a helicopter. When he kept questioning me, as to what was going on, I told him(to quote the skippy list)that the flux capacitor was emitting a loud whine when it was engaged, and needed to be replaced immediately. I thought he was playing along, and got the joke, he asked: "What does that mean?" I said that "it can't get the full 1.21 Jigawatts it needs to engage at 88 miles per hour, at least it's 88 miles per hour on a car, I don't know what speed it is on this aircraft."
I then told him that it usually takes a while to get that part from Doc Brown. He then left and went on his way. About 45 minutes later I got called into the office to be torn a new asshole. Apparently he was going around trying to find a way to expedite a new flux capacitor to us, and...not fucking joking, asking for the contact info for Dr. Brown.
I am going to keep a copy of the counseling statement I get for this.
